Bizarre Qantas in-flight safety message slammed

The 10-minute long video features Aussies all over the world as they shoehorn in-flight safety instructions in between their travelogues.

Transcript

00:00 Give us your attention for the next few minutes and we'll keep you safe on this flight as

00:09 we journey to the magic places of regular Aussies all around Australia and the world.

00:15 Welcome to Qantas.

00:17 Today I'm flying on an Airbus H125 helicopter and you're on a Qantas Boeing 787 Dreamliner.

00:25 Masks help us swim with the magnificent whale sharks of Ningaloo Reef and you have masks

00:29 on board too.

00:30 Jaipur is called the pink city.

00:34 In the unlikely event of an emergency you should be familiar with the brace position

00:39 appropriate to your seat.

00:41 My family's magic place is here in Freysenay, Tasmania.

00:45 Take a moment to locate your exit as the cabin crew point them out.

00:49 I moved to Lapland to marry the love of my life.

00:51 Now I have two loves.

00:54 Your aircraft is fitted with escape slides and life rafts.

00:57 I love to go exploring.

01:00 That's how I found Kyongbokgung Palace.

01:04 Smoking isn't allowed on Qantas flights.

01:06 Thank you for choosing Qantas, the spirit of Australia.

01:10 [Music]