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SEIZE THEM! Trailer
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1/22/2024
SEIZE THEM! Trailer (2024) Aimee Lou Wood, Nick Frost, James Acaster
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Short film
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00:00
[MUSIC PLAYING]
00:01
The wall is breached.
00:04
Fighting in the passages.
00:07
Screams of the dying.
00:09
Yes, dying peasants, though, don't we think?
00:12
Footsteps coming closer.
00:14
[SWORD RINGS]
00:15
[SWORD RINGS]
00:17
They're at the door.
00:19
Oh, dear.
00:20
[MUSIC PLAYING]
00:22
Humble Joan, I challenge you to single combat.
00:26
A fighting queen at last!
00:29
[SWORD RINGS]
00:30
[MUSIC PLAYING]
00:32
Your throne is lost.
00:33
When I was a girl, I watched my father punish traitors.
00:37
He would cleave off their arms and shove them up their arses.
00:40
That's nice.
00:41
And then he would cleave off their arses
00:43
and shove those up, whatever remained.
00:46
Greetings, peasants!
00:47
Your queen needs clothes.
00:49
My name is Bobik.
00:50
We'll walk to Fingerstone Rock to find
00:53
new soldiers for the queen.
00:54
You're going to need a horse.
00:55
They all died.
00:57
A dragon, then?
00:57
Yeah, they're not real.
01:00
God.
01:02
Someone's helping her, someone clever.
01:04
I was born in a bin.
01:05
When we were little, we couldn't afford clothes,
01:07
so we made our own out of nettles.
01:10
Ouch.
01:11
That was my first word.
01:14
It's all over for Queen Dagon.
01:15
Absolutely fantastic.
01:16
If I were to compose a ranking list
01:18
of my favorite evil diamonds, she'd never make top 20.
01:20
Let's not be too hard on her.
01:22
Nailed on bottom five, bottom two even.
01:25
I have heard she lurks here in the east.
01:27
And she's done poos in your wealth.
01:29
[CROWD GASPS]
01:32
She doesn't do that.
01:33
[MUSIC PLAYING]
01:37
Please don't leave me.
01:40
Second life safety.
01:41
Second life safety.
01:42
[MUSIC PLAYING]
01:44
Eat my jellyfish.
01:45
Who grew that?
01:47
Who dares to defame your queen?
01:49
Feet first.
01:51
I'm still alive.
01:54
What?
01:55
[MUSIC PLAYING]
01:57
[SCREAMS]
01:58
[MUSIC PLAYING]
02:01
It's a snail.
02:02
Chris.
02:03
Close it.
02:05
Magnificent.
02:06
Outstanding.
02:07
[LAUGHS]
02:08
High four.
02:09
High four.
02:10
[MUSIC PLAYING]
02:11
Last place is either Dagon or Magnus the Flagellator.
02:16
And Magnus did a lot more charity work than people remember.
02:19
They're sort of overshadowed, you know, by the flagellations.
02:25
[MUSIC PLAYING]
02:28
[MUSIC PLAYING]
02:31
[MUSIC PLAYING]
02:35
[BLANK_AUDIO]
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