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DON'T SUCK Trailer
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11/16/2023
DON'T SUCK Trailer (2023) Matt Rife, Jamie Kennedy, Russell Peters, Vampire Comedy
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00:00
Take a look at the kid that I'm sticking on stage next.
00:02
Why would I ever do that?
00:03
You've seen people bomb.
00:04
This kid next levels it.
00:06
I am a vampire.
00:07
I'm neither Team Edward or Team Jacob.
00:10
I rooted for the sun.
00:11
He was so scary, he scared the laughs away.
00:15
I saw you in the back.
00:19
Oh yeah, I was the guy who laughed.
00:21
Thank you for that.
00:22
You ever needed an opener?
00:24
What's up?
00:26
I have a commitment for you to open up the brand new Russell Peter Special.
00:29
Pick an opener or one's gonna be appointed for you.
00:31
If you take me, I will pay for every expense.
00:34
What do you say?
00:35
Alright.
00:36
Guy has a friggin' coffin.
00:37
He's a good guy and you can learn a thing or two.
00:39
Like what? How to hang upside down?
00:41
I once joined a doomsday cult.
00:43
By the time I got there, everybody was dead.
00:45
Nick!
00:46
Will you quit the vampire routine?
00:49
It's not a routine.
00:50
I mean the glowing eyes, contacts, the teeth.
00:55
It's an odd lifestyle choice, but hey, it's Vegas.
00:57
But dude, you turned into a bat!
00:59
Dude, you're amazing.
01:03
Where'd you find this kid?
01:06
Only fangs.
01:07
Aren't you late for your job at the truck stop glory hole?
01:12
Step aside, Twilight.
01:13
Don't do this.
01:14
You killed a guy and drank his blood.
01:23
That's crazy!
01:27
Do you have any idea what it's like to be emotionally dead inside?
01:31
Have you met me? I'm a comedian.
01:33
Do you want to touch it?
01:37
I don't want to touch it.
01:40
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01:45
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