Sander van Opzeeland: Live in Toomler | movie | 2007 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

JustWatch

A stand-up comedy set by the Dutch comedian Sander van Opzeeland, recorded live in Toomler in January 2007. | dG1faVV3TWk1YlBfajg

Transcript

00:00 I was at McDonald's, that's my fault, I admit that.

00:06 But I was in the mood for a burger or something, I don't know.

00:10 I walked in and the weird thing is, I knew exactly what I was going to order,

00:14 because I'm an adult, so I had thought about it.

00:16 I'm not super-adult, because then I wouldn't have gone to McDonald's.

00:19 But I do my best.

00:21 I'm standing at the counter and I order a hamburger, a small fries and a small cola.

00:26 I was just in the mood for that.

00:27 But that's not enough at McDonald's, they always want more money from you than you want to spend.

00:31 So the girl at the counter said,

00:32 "Yes, but if you make a small cola and a medium cola, a small fries and a medium fries,

00:37 and a hamburger and a cheeseburger, then it's an advantage menu, for only 2 euros extra."

00:43 And I took a break and said,

00:45 "But, madam..."

00:46 And that was super nice of me, because it had very little to do with the woman in front of me.

00:52 I said, "Madam, how can it be an advantage menu, if it only costs 2 euros more than I want to spend?"

01:00 And I was quiet for a moment, and then they made this sound.

01:05 "Oi, ow, ooo, ow."

01:08 And all of a sudden, all red, veins in the face, tense.

01:12 And I suddenly realized what was going on.

01:14 The brains had to be restarted again.

01:16 They hadn't been used for so long.

01:18 And finally, they said, "No, but wait a minute, but like this, like that..."

01:22 And I looked at them and said, "No, nothing like this, like that.

01:24 If you let your guts suck away 10 kilos of fat, then you might be a nice woman, but that's not going to happen either.

01:28 Now, get out of here with those hamburgers."

01:30 Yes.

01:33 I was at the Zeeman, because I had to buy a present for someone I was going to hate.

01:36 I don't know.

01:37 And I'm there, and there was a green Colbert hanging there.

01:41 A light green Colbert.

01:43 A light green Kermit the frog colored Colbert.

01:47 With short mouths.

01:49 Okay.

01:52 And there was a poster hanging on top, and on the poster it said, "Two for the price of one."

01:59 Who are they trying to fool with that?

02:01 When do you have something like that?

02:03 You buy one of those monstrous things, and you get another one.

02:06 Then you're just double-minted.

02:07 You never have anything like that.

02:09 Only in the situation that you put the one Colbert in the sink, and you still have an appointment that day to be completely humiliated.

02:15 "Oh, I still have my second one."

02:17 It's so incredibly weird.

Sander van Opzeeland: Live in Toomler | movie | 2007 | Official Trailer

Category

Transcript

Recommended