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00:00 Oh, Shizabda!
00:02 Oh, hero number one!
00:04 Welcome back, viewers.
00:05 Jee Irza.
00:06 Oh, really?
00:08 Yes, really!
00:09 Sir, it's such a sad thing.
00:12 What is it?
00:13 That Malayali disease is now in Irza.
00:15 I said that because people don't know.
00:19 Let me clear it.
00:20 When you come back from your break,
00:21 you hear weird noises.
00:24 It's like you're in a vegetable market
00:26 and you're being told the rates.
00:28 I said vegetable market, but she said fish market.
00:30 Why didn't you call it fish market?
00:33 Why?
00:33 Because we have a whale fish on leave.
00:36 Why did you say vegetable market?
00:38 Why?
00:38 Because you're sitting here.
00:40 Did you understand what he said?
00:42 Yes.
00:43 He said you're a pumpkin.
00:46 Me?
00:47 Yes.
00:47 He said he'll break your face.
00:50 Your gloves aren't going with the attire, right?
00:53 The thing is, it's not going with the attire.
00:56 I bought it on the way.
00:58 He didn't have any options.
00:59 What could I do?
01:00 I thought the clothes you bought
01:03 don't go with the gloves.
01:04 When you bought it,
01:06 you thought it was a pocket scratch.
01:08 You thought you'd get your fingers scratched.
01:09 For Rs. 200.
01:12 It's a lot of rent.
01:13 You bought these gloves on rent?
01:14 Not on rent, I bought them.
01:16 You bought them?
01:17 You know, this is a lucky charm.
01:19 Yes.
01:19 It's a big deal that these things are not going with you.
01:22 And let me tell you, he didn't buy them alone.
01:25 Then?
01:26 I bought two.
01:27 One for me and one for my bag.
01:28 I thought you'd say you bought two.
01:31 We'll have this meeting some other day.
01:37 The audience is so cute and she's crying
01:39 that no one's talking to me.
01:40 Oh, God.
01:43 She's trying to hold the mic.
01:46 You look beautiful today.
01:47 Thank you, Mr. Agha.
01:48 In English films, the girl shoots
01:50 and the guy runs away.
01:52 And you look beautiful too.
01:55 Okay.
01:56 That's my intention.
01:57 You've spent all the money you have.
02:03 Looks like you've been robbed.
02:06 Poverty.
02:08 Why?
02:09 Robbery.
02:10 Mr. Agha, where did you get this stamp from?
02:14 I got this stamped in the last election.
02:16 Let's go to the audience.
02:18 The girl is crying.
02:19 Trust me.
02:20 I'll raise her on your head.
02:21 Do you know how old this girl is?
02:24 I asked her. She's one year old.
02:26 Okay.
02:27 Okay.
02:28 I feel like I'm a kid.
02:30 Hello.
02:32 She's a kid.
02:35 Let's put her father in the stove.
02:37 Tell your mother to put the kid in the stove.
02:41 Who will speak first?
02:45 Hello.
02:45 Hello.
02:46 I watch your show with love.
02:48 Thank you.
02:49 I feel good watching your show.
02:51 It makes me feel good.
02:52 Thank you.
02:54 I've brought my kids.
02:55 They also wanted to watch it.
02:56 It was great.
02:57 Thank you very much.
02:58 You didn't tell us your name.
02:59 Alina.
03:00 Alina, thank you for liking our show.
03:04 I watch it whenever I get time.
03:05 Okay.
03:06 You're busy.
03:07 I'm busy with my kids.
03:09 Okay.
03:09 MashaAllah.
03:10 This girl is your...
03:12 She's my granddaughter.
03:13 Granddaughter.
03:14 MashaAllah.
03:15 You don't look like a grandmother.
03:16 Yes.
03:17 You look like a grandmother.
03:18 I'm a grandmother.
03:23 This is what you call fitness.
03:25 Thank you very much.
03:28 Remember me in your prayers.
03:29 Next.
03:30 Hello.
03:31 Hello.
03:31 My name is Amar.
03:33 I want to recite a poetry.
03:35 Go ahead.
03:35 Keep my name in your words.
03:39 Keep me in your care when I'm away from you.
03:42 Wow.
03:42 Don't let me forget the moments we spent together.
03:46 Keep my memories with you.
03:49 Wow.
03:49 I want to love you with all my heart.
03:54 I don't want to live with the world.
03:55 I'm scared of the world.
03:56 Wow.
03:58 He's scared.
03:59 This was a poem.
04:02 Listen to me.
04:04 You're gone.
04:05 I know where you're going.
04:07 Keep me in your care.
04:09 Yes.
04:09 You love her.
04:10 Give her six lakh rupees.
04:12 This man is a rare man.
04:15 Why?
04:16 He doesn't even have a small house.
04:19 Even Charlie got kicked out of the neighbourhood.
04:21 Why?
04:22 I'm not telling you the reason.
04:23 Yes.
04:28 Hello.
04:28 Hello.
04:29 I used to play the role of Anakwala Jinn in my childhood.
04:31 Your show is very popular in Pakistan.
04:34 I want you to do a segment of that show.
04:37 So, we'll do a segment of our drama based on Anakwala Jinn.
04:41 We've made a film about Anakwala Jinn.
04:45 We can't do Anakwala Jinn because Zakuuta's character..
04:49 Yes, it's possible.
04:50 Who did this?
04:53 I don't know. Tell me.
04:54 I can do Zakuuta's character.
04:56 Yes.
04:57 But there's another witch in it.
04:59 Okay.
05:00 There is.
05:01 There's a witch named Bilwa..
05:03 Yes.
05:04 Okay.
05:06 And Anakwala Jinn's Anak..
05:09 Yes.
05:10 Sir, there's a witch named Chirag Ragri.
05:14 Yes.
05:16 Hello.
05:17 Hello.
05:18 How are you, Mr. Shubham?
05:19 I'm fine. How are you?
05:20 I'm fine.
05:21 My name is Pyari Boogie.
05:23 What's your name?
05:24 Pyari Boogie.
05:25 It's Pyari. What's Boogie?
05:27 It's my name.
05:28 Sir, don't call me with love.
05:29 My name is Boogie.
05:31 She's not your mother.
05:34 She calls him Boogie.
05:37 But this is your genuine name.
05:41 Your real name is..
05:42 People call me like that in the village.
05:43 What's your name on your ID card?
05:45 Ali Akbar. No one knows that.
05:46 What a lovely name.
05:48 It's a fake name.
05:48 Everyone calls him Kuku.
05:50 Really?
05:51 I swear, Kuku.
05:52 Don't they call you Nanna?
05:53 They call me Nanna. They call you Nazli.
05:55 Tell me something.
05:59 I'm a fan of Agha Mai and Ustad.
06:02 I'll make a big deal out of him.
06:04 He'll make a big deal out of him.
06:06 He's a big deal.
06:08 Mr. Shalim, you should eat something.
06:11 If the wind blows, we'll be in trouble.
06:15 You should look after your health.
06:16 You should wear a shirt.
06:18 Which village are you from?
06:20 Unnatarjak.
06:21 When the wind blows, I'll show you my face.
06:24 Okay.
06:25 Next.
06:29 Greetings.
06:30 Greetings.
06:32 What a get-up. What a hair.
06:34 My name is Tarak Ali.
06:35 Wow.
06:36 I want to sing a song for you.
06:37 Go ahead.
06:38 "The little one is a little boy."
06:45 "He doesn't forget the will of the family."
06:50 "The little one is a little boy."
06:55 "He doesn't forget the will of the family."
07:00 "The little one is a little boy."
07:04 "He doesn't forget the will of the family."
07:08 The little one doesn't have a side.
07:10 Sing further.
07:13 I think if you give him a different colour of chola,
07:15 he'll close the shop.
07:16 Sing further.
07:19 "The little one is a little boy."
07:24 "He doesn't forget the will of the family."
07:28 "He doesn't forget the will of the family."
07:33 "The little one is a little boy."
07:37 "He doesn't forget the will of the family."
07:41 "The little one is a little boy."
07:46 "He doesn't forget the will of the family."
07:50 "He doesn't forget the will of the family."
07:55 "The little one is a little boy."
07:59 "He doesn't forget the will of the family."
08:04 "He doesn't forget the will of the family."
08:06 Yes, dear. - Greetings.
08:08 Greetings. - My name is Reba Shafay.
08:11 And I would like to sing a song.
08:12 Wow! - Yes, sing.
08:14 "The paths of sorrow and happiness"
08:19 "are made for everyone."
08:23 "If you lose the sorrow"
08:28 "how will you carry on?"
08:33 "If you find happiness, what sorrow?"
08:40 "If you find happiness, what sorrow?"
08:44 "We will share whatever is there."
08:49 "You try to test me."
08:53 "Look into my eyes."
08:58 "Look into my eyes."
09:02 Wow! - Wow!
09:04 Very good!
09:05 Very good!
09:06 A great poet has written a poem. - What?
09:11 "You are a singer, follow the songs of these kids."
09:14 "You are a king."
09:18 "I am a king, but I don't know how."
09:20 "I have spent my life for you."
09:23 "I have spent my life for you."
09:26 Wow!
09:27 Go and shave someone's hair.
09:30 You will be fine.
09:31 Do you have a camera?
09:33 No, I have a hairbrush.
09:36 Yes? - Greetings.
09:39 Greetings.
09:40 My name is Nimra.
09:41 And I have a question. - Yes.
09:43 From Mr. Goga. - Yes.
09:44 You look very handsome today.
09:46 Who is he? - Mr. Goga.
09:48 Okay, I will tell you. - Brother.
09:50 Oh, my! - Check my pant.
09:51 Check my pant in my free time.
09:54 Goga, this is the yellow jacket. - Yes.
09:57 Okay. - He is wearing it for his eyes.
09:59 Brother, this is the one that I have put in the cupboard.
10:03 Okay, I will put it in the stove.
10:06 Mr. Majid has.. - Thank you. Thank you.
10:09 Thank you very much.
10:10 Brother, I will put it in the stove.
10:15 Okay. - Goga, you are a good boy.
10:18 And you are a wife.
10:19 He didn't tell me.
10:21 Mr. Roon said, don't go by looks, go by brains.
10:23 Wow! - What a way!
10:24 He doesn't know both.
10:27 Okay, let me hear the question.
10:29 Yes, the question.
10:30 And then, Goga, what did you say?
10:34 Brother, I was looking at him.
10:37 He was looking at you.
10:39 Goga, I am a party eater.
10:42 Yes, your question.
10:45 Yes, I wanted to say that what is the secret of his beauty?
10:48 Oh!
10:51 I will tell you.
10:53 There are false witnesses in the courts.
10:54 Brother, this is the secret of his beauty.
10:57 I will tell you the secret.
10:58 Actually, he does other work as a part-time.
11:02 What? - He is a fool.
11:03 He is a fool as a part-time.
11:06 Okay, Goga, he sits on the roof.
11:07 He doesn't come down. - Then?
11:09 He sits on the roof.
11:10 He does all the work.
11:12 You have to do a lot of work.
11:14 No, there is another thing about his beauty.
11:17 Yes, tell him.
11:20 There is another thing about his beauty.
11:21 Tell him.
11:22 He is a secret.
11:23 No, there is no secret.
11:24 His personality is an attraction.
11:26 I don't have any other attraction.
11:27 No, there is a attraction in him.
11:30 He is a shopper. - Attraction.
11:31 Attraction.
11:32 No, Mr. Haroon, Goga has an attraction.
11:35 There is an attraction in him.
11:36 Really? - He looks at me and says, "What is this?"
11:38 (laughing)
11:40 (applause)

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