Saleem Albela Nay Irza Khan Aur Arzuu Fatima Mein Karwadiya Jhagra

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00:00 Yes, Irza. - Thank you. I look very pretty.
00:02 Here. One second. One second.
00:04 What did you say? - I meant glasses.
00:07 Irza, I don't have this disease. May God cure you.
00:12 I know you all are thinking the same.
00:15 So I wanted to thank you all.
00:17 Haroon, Irza is looking good in the sari. - Thank you.
00:20 Why are you talking to me when you don't have a camera?
00:22 Haroon, why don't I have a camera?
00:23 Hey, I agree.
00:26 You should have brought a camera.
00:28 You have a new boot.
00:30 I would have brought it.
00:31 You have not sung such a good song.
00:33 We are talking about the things.
00:37 But the three people who are looking the most beautiful
00:40 in the show today are me, Arzu and Danish.
00:42 Producer, wherever they are looking,
00:44 put this line there.
00:45 I think all three are looking good.
00:49 I, Malaika and Agha Salim Charlie.
00:51 Malaika is looking beautiful
00:55 because of the last two glasses.
00:58 Before our audience loses their mind
01:02 let's go to them. - Yes.
01:05 Greetings, sir. - Greetings.
01:07 Sir, my name is Syed Umair Zamir.
01:08 And I want to recite a poem of mine.
01:11 Recite your poem. - Yes.
01:12 That mad one has ego in love.
01:15 That mad one has ego in love.
01:17 Like a plague has a plague.
01:20 Now it has to decide, Umair.
01:23 Does it have me or ego?
01:25 Wow! - Wow!
01:29 You have recited such a good poem.
01:31 It will have ego.
01:33 Does it have me or ego?
01:35 Who has such a moustache on such a small face?
01:38 Your poem is good.
01:43 But Mr. Salim, do you have ego? - Very good.
01:45 No, I have it everywhere.
01:48 He doesn't know where ego is.
01:51 Salim is helpless.
01:52 He has kids at home. Why would he have ego?
01:54 Your house is huge.
01:56 I think every wedding is for you.
01:58 Salim, your house is so small
02:01 that only three people live in it.
02:03 They also sleep outside.
02:04 Your house is so big
02:07 that you can't sleep.
02:09 Salim's house is so small
02:12 that mosquitoes come and eat everything.
02:14 Helicopter.
02:15 It's such a big house.
02:19 At the doorstep, you tell dad
02:21 to sleep on the floor.
02:23 No.
02:24 And his house is so small
02:27 that he tells everyone
02:28 to sleep on the floor.
02:29 The door opens from outside.
02:30 Mr. Arun, domestic flights are available in his house.
02:35 Vicky's house is so big
02:38 that when his kids enter the house
02:40 they call out to him.
02:41 So, after a year, Vicky calls out to him.
02:43 Your house is so small
02:46 that even a samosa is in the water.
02:50 Vicky's house is so big
02:52 that when the rickshaw arrives
02:54 he calls out to everyone in the bedroom.
02:56 Salim's house is so small
02:58 that his father calls him and says
03:00 that he sleeps outside.
03:02 Vicky's house is so big
03:05 that there's a stove in the kitchen
03:06 and ice in the bedroom.
03:08 Arsu's house is so small
03:12 that he doesn't wear long shoes.
03:14 He wears a shoe for a day
03:17 and everyone stays inside for the whole day.
03:20 Ardu's house is so small
03:22 that he has a curtain in the house
03:23 and he brings mud and rats.
03:24 Vicky's house is so big
03:27 that when his guests enter the house
03:29 they ask him where Vicky's room is.
03:30 He says, 'It's straight from here.'
03:31 'It's from Mangalwadi.'
03:32 Yes, next.
03:37 Greetings, everyone.
03:38 Greetings.
03:39 My name is Haider Badshah.
03:40 I would like to sing a song for you.
03:42 Please do.
03:43 "My love, my love, I miss you."
03:47 "I have found what I had in mind."
03:52 "I have seen a face like the sun's rays."
03:59 "But not like you."
04:01 "Every moment of my love has been lost in you."
04:10 "I am neither a lover nor a crazy person."
04:15 "Tell me, O sage."
04:21 "Our love is eternal."
04:25 "I can even give my life for you."
04:30 "I am not asking for life."
04:35 "I can even give my life for you."
04:40 "Our love is eternal."
04:44 Thank you.
04:45 That was amazing.
04:46 That was amazing. - Very good.
04:48 Yes.
04:50 Greetings, sir.
04:51 Greetings.
04:51 My name is Shafaq.
04:52 I would like to ask a question.
04:54 Yes, please.
04:55 We have seen that during the show
04:56 Ms. Arzu and Ms. Irza speak in favour of each other.
05:00 Yes.
05:00 So what do you think?
05:01 If they ever fight, what could it be?
05:04 Dear, we are waiting for that day.
05:05 Pray that day comes soon.
05:07 Yes.
05:07 When she gets slapped, she gets slapped.
05:10 I will tell you.
05:14 What could they fight over?
05:16 What could they fight over?
05:17 The one I love..
05:19 Yes.
05:19 I need his attention.
05:21 So tell him.
05:22 I will tell him.
05:23 I love Arzu a lot.
05:25 Okay.
05:26 The day he ignored me, I got slapped.
05:28 She fought because the day she looked in the mirror..
05:31 Yes.
05:31 ..he came back and said, "By the way, you are right."
05:34 "I don't look as good as you praised me."
05:36 No, that is a fact.
05:39 I didn't pay attention to Irza for a while yesterday.
05:43 Oh, God.
05:43 And he changed my life.
05:45 He kept taunting me till morning.
05:47 You told me that you are staying here.
05:49 If you had told me, I would have come.
05:50 Get down, you ugly woman.
05:52 Oh, God.
05:54 You can't even see me.
05:56 You can't even see me.
05:56 You can't even see me.
05:57 You can't even see me.
05:59 Yes.
05:59 Do you know what she was saying about you yesterday?
06:02 When you were eating a burger.
06:03 What?
06:04 Oh, God. The camera is off.
06:05 I didn't eat a burger yesterday.
06:08 I am the one who is eating.
06:10 Next.
06:12 Greetings, sir.
06:12 Greetings.
06:13 Sir, my name is Bilal Hussain.
06:14 And I have a question for you.
06:16 Okay.
06:16 If there was a car in Hoshiariya set.
06:19 Yes.
06:19 And you were the engine of that car.
06:21 And all your talent would have been for that car.
06:24 Son, I am not doing your work.
06:25 I am the silencer.
06:26 Yes.
06:27 First of all, I think the interior of the car..
06:30 ..should be Irza.
06:33 Oh, God.
06:34 Oh, God.
06:35 The interior should be good.
06:36 Yes.
06:37 So, the silencer..
06:39 ..that..
06:41 You have two.
06:43 Two.
06:43 Yes.
06:44 It would have been double exhaust.
06:46 Two.
06:46 And I think the seat would have been the deceased.
06:49 Correct.
06:49 Wow.
06:50 Who is the oil tank?
06:51 Oh, it would have been me.
06:53 You should be in the ground.
06:55 No. No. No.
06:56 Oh, God. Oh, God.
06:58 Okay.
06:59 Oh, God.
07:00 Oh, God.
07:00 No.
07:02 You should have been the handbrake.
07:05 Because we don't have much time.
07:10 And it's time for music.
07:12 Yes.
07:12 So, we have Amanat Ali with us today.
07:15 Wow.
07:15 It was fun.
07:17 Come on, get up. We don't want to listen to the song.
07:18 Sir, I will tell you.
07:19 If we had a car..
07:20 Do you know what Amanat is?
07:21 Yes.
07:22 It's air filter.
07:22 Because you change it after a while.
07:24 If we had a car, do you know what Amanat is?
07:28 Yes, sir.
07:28 He would be standing somewhere far.
07:29 Amanat, sing a song for us.
07:33 Today is my brother's song.
07:34 Whose travel is it?
07:35 Nobody sings for his brother.
07:36 Rahat Fateh Ali.
07:38 Hello.
07:39 Rahat Fateh Ali is not his brother.
07:41 I think it's Zahid Fateh Ali.
07:43 You can't sing Zahid Fateh Ali.
07:46 You are an idiot.
07:47 (laughing)

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