Joel McHale’s Son Made It So His Amazon Packages Are Addressed to ‘You Piece of S—t’
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00:00 What's the most challenging part about being a dad right now?
00:03 Keeping them alive.
00:05 That's my job as a father of boys.
00:10 Just don't crash the, you know, whatever into the pool.
00:17 They, yeah, no, the --
00:20 I, you know, I don't know if you have kids,
00:21 but it's the greatest, most wonderfully challenging,
00:25 greatest thing that's ever happened,
00:27 and you love them to death.
00:29 I mean, I love them so much that they get still annoyed.
00:34 I have to buy hugs from them.
00:36 I'll be like, "Can I give you a hug?"
00:38 "What do you give me?"
00:39 "All right, let's just calm down."
00:42 Then I -- Yeah.
00:43 So, yeah, my -- They're --
00:45 Yeah, we go to Seattle, and then they're like,
00:47 "Can we go now back to L.A., please?"
00:49 And I say, "Yeah, they're great."
00:50 So my youngest son would like to have the jersey
00:54 of every player on the Seahawks squad right now,
00:58 and then he'd just, you know, wear those every day
01:01 till the end of the year.
01:02 If you could go back and tell yourself something
01:04 about being a dad, day one of being a parent,
01:07 what would it be?
01:08 Oh, drink more?
01:11 No, uh, parent.
01:14 You have kids? I do.
01:15 I have a 4-year-old and a 2-year-old.
01:17 Oh, you are busy.
01:19 Yeah, I'm in it. I'm in it.
01:21 You're raising them in the city?
01:23 What's that? No, I actually live in New Jersey.
01:25 Okay, okay.
01:27 Let's see. What would be the advice?
01:31 My dad, his advice to me when I had the first kid,
01:33 he just looked at me and smiled, and he went,
01:35 "You're in for it now."
01:37 Right.
01:38 And, uh, I --
01:41 Boy, what's the best piece of advice?
01:44 I would -- Yeah.
01:46 This is gonna be so sincere.
01:47 Love them and love them and love them,
01:49 'cause you're gonna screw it up.
01:51 But just love them as much as you possibly can.
01:53 You're going to screw it up,
01:54 and then you're probably gonna do a lot of things right.
01:57 So there you go.
01:58 Definitely. Are they as funny as you are?
02:01 They are -- They're funny, and they're really sarcastic.
02:05 So they have --
02:07 They -- They really let me have it with sarcasm.
02:13 Yeah.
02:14 And, uh, my -- Like, this is --
02:16 So my youngest son on my Amazon account
02:20 had changed my name to "You piece of shit."
02:23 So all the packages that come are just like,
02:26 "You piece of shit," and then our address.
02:28 I'm like, "All right."