TBATS: Sachzna Laparan, mahilig daw sa balls?! (Pusuan Na 'Yan)

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Aired (December 3, 2023): 'Ms. Flawless' kung siya ay tawagin at ngayon ay tatawagin natin siyang 'Ms. Christmas Tree'! Mahahanap kaya natin ang perfect match na Christmas decor para kay Sachzna?

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00:00 [Christmas music]

00:04 [Foreign language]

00:11 [Foreign language]

00:14 Is it true?

00:15 [Foreign language]

00:20 [Foreign language]

00:27 [Foreign language]

00:30 [Foreign language]

00:32 Oh my God!

00:34 [Foreign language]

00:38 [Foreign language]

00:42 Miss Christmas Tree, how are you?

00:44 I'm okay. I'm excited.

00:46 [Foreign language]

00:54 [Foreign language]

00:56 [Foreign language]

01:01 [Laughter]

01:03 [Foreign language]

01:05 My friend, describe the three hunks.

01:08 [Foreign language]

01:13 [Foreign language]

01:15 [Foreign language]

01:17 I'm excited.

01:19 [Foreign language]

01:25 Okay, let's introduce the first hunk.

01:28 [Foreign language]

01:35 Hello, Miss Christmas Tree.

01:37 I'm Mr. Christmas Lights from Makati.

01:40 Makati?

01:41 I will give you the light of your life.

01:43 [Cheering]

01:47 By the way, Christmas is coming.

01:50 Do you know what we should do?

01:52 What?

01:53 Say it.

01:54 Let's exchange gifts.

01:56 You're mine and I'm yours.

01:59 [Cheering]

02:02 I like that.

02:04 Wow! Do you like that?

02:06 Christmas lights?

02:07 Yes.

02:08 Christmas lights is good, right?

02:10 And because of that, if the viewers like Mr. Christmas Lights,

02:13 the second hunk will not lose.

02:16 It's you.

02:18 [Cheering]

02:21 Hello, Miss Christmas Tree.

02:23 I'm Mr. Christmas Balls from Pasay City.

02:26 Round but not ball-like.

02:28 [Cheering]

02:31 Do you know that I'm ready for Christmas?

02:33 What?

02:35 I'm ready to love you.

02:36 [Cheering]

02:39 I want to cry.

02:40 What's the word?

02:41 You're ready.

02:42 He's in love with balls.

02:45 What color are the balls?

02:47 Red.

02:48 Red.

02:51 Red dollar balls.

02:53 Oh, my.

02:54 We're done with Mr. Christmas Lights and Mr. Christmas Balls.

02:58 Who's the third hunk?

03:00 Wow!

03:01 Do you want to meet him?

03:03 [Cheering]

03:05 Hello, Miss Christmas Tree.

03:08 I'm Mr. Christmas Gift.

03:11 And I'm your present for Christmas.

03:14 [Cheering]

03:15 But I have a tip for you.

03:17 If I were you, answer Eddie first.

03:20 Eddie?

03:21 I'm Eddie.

03:22 [Cheering]

03:24 Wow!

03:26 What's the key?

03:27 Wow!

03:28 He's so sick.

03:29 [Laughter]

03:31 I'm Eddie.

03:32 Bye.

03:33 Wow, my friend.

03:35 They're so different.

03:36 After we meet the three hunks that Miss Christmas Tree will choose,

03:43 we'll go straight to the exciting questions.

03:46 So, boys, are you ready?

03:48 Yes.

03:49 I can't hear you.

03:50 Are you ready?

03:51 Are you ready?

03:52 Yes.

03:53 Yes.

03:54 Miss Christmas Tree's energy is really different.

03:56 What's your first question?

03:58 First question.

04:00 If it's Christmas or New Year,

04:03 I always have fresh fruits.

04:07 If you're going to be a fruit,

04:09 what fruit will you choose to be?

04:12 And why should I prepare you for Christmas?

04:16 You go first, Mr. Christmas Light.

04:19 Me?

04:20 Okay.

04:21 Maybe if I'm going to be chosen,

04:23 for me, I'll choose mango.

04:25 Mango?

04:26 Mango?

04:27 Why mango?

04:28 Mango because it's clean,

04:30 it smells good,

04:32 it's delicious,

04:33 and most of all,

04:34 it has big seeds.

04:36 [Laughter]

04:39 Miss Christmas Tree is dead.

04:45 Did you like the seeds?

04:47 And Miss Christmas Tree stood up,

04:51 the big seed.

04:52 Miss Christmas Tree has a question.

04:54 What's mango?

04:56 It's called mangamuto.

04:57 No, no, no,

04:59 it's called hinog.

05:00 Hinog, it's called mangang-inog.

05:01 Mangang-inog?

05:02 You don't like what's peeled

05:04 and what's washed?

05:05 That's beautiful.

05:08 Ah.

05:09 Do you eat mango?

05:10 I like mango.

05:11 Mango?

05:12 What kind of mango?

05:13 Fresh mango,

05:15 shake.

05:16 It's called shake.

05:18 It's called mangagamit.

05:19 Ah, mangagamit?

05:20 [Laughter]

05:21 Okay, next is Mr. Christmas Balls.

05:26 Answer it.

05:27 Me?

05:28 What's the hole?

05:29 I think it's watermelon.

05:31 Watermelon?

05:32 Watermelon?

05:33 I have a tickle there.

05:35 Don't do that.

05:36 Watermelon because it's red.

05:38 And it has milk.

05:40 Ah, does it?

05:41 And of course, watermelon.

05:43 You will be my only one.

05:44 Ah, watermelon, you're the only one.

05:48 What can you say about that, Miss Christmas Tree?

05:52 The fruits are delicious.

05:54 I also like watermelon.

05:56 I also like watermelon.

05:57 Actually, mango-watermelon is my favorite.

05:59 Mango-watermelon?

06:00 Who's next?

06:01 Mr. Christmas Gift is already under pressure.

06:04 Gift, you?

06:05 Yes, I want to be a rambutan.

06:08 Rambutan?

06:11 Because I'm like a hairball.

06:14 And besides, I'm red on the outside and white on the inside.

06:19 [Screaming]

06:21 Miss Christmas Tree is so smart.

06:24 [Laughter]

06:26 Here's our next question, Miss Christmas Tree.

06:29 Number three, I want to be able to fight against a man.

06:34 True.

06:35 For example, your parents taught me how to play "Bubay and Tekla".

06:40 How will you fight against our love?

06:44 You need to demonstrate with "Bubay and Tekla".

06:48 There, for example, we're the parents.

06:51 Yes.

06:52 The parents are so ugly.

06:54 We're the only ones who fought.

06:56 [Laughter]

06:57 Because Christmas is like a game.

06:59 Okay, how will you fight against him?

07:01 We're the parents.

07:02 Who's the mother and who's the child?

07:04 I'm the mother, he's the child.

07:06 We're the two.

07:07 We're the two.

07:08 I'll turn it.

07:09 What are you doing here?

07:11 You're not fit for our child.

07:14 Okay, prove to us how you can fight against our child.

07:18 We're all fighting.

07:19 [Screaming]

07:21 Are we able to ensure the security of our child?

07:24 I always work out when I'm taking care of your child.

07:27 Can you do the workout?

07:29 No, but I'll show you how strong I am to take care of your princess.

07:35 So, you'll show her how strong you are to show her your love?

07:39 Not only that, I'll give her all the love I have in my heart.

07:42 All the love?

07:43 What kind of love is that?

07:45 Even if you don't have anything to give to yourself?

07:46 Even if I don't have anything, I'll love her child that much.

07:48 Okay, we've made a decision.

07:50 I'll leave my ugly wife here with you.

07:53 [Screaming]

07:55 I'm so scared.

07:57 I'm not here.

07:59 Sorry, babe.

08:01 What can you say to the people who said that Mr. Christmas is a liar?

08:08 He's giving me his whole self, his love.

08:13 That's a plus point for me.

08:14 Being selfless.

08:16 Yes.

08:17 In fairness, Mr. Christmas Ball is a liar.

08:21 We're both liars, my friend.

08:25 Mr. Christmas Ball.

08:27 Okay.

08:28 What does this mean?

08:30 What does this mean?

08:31 What does this mean?

08:32 I'm courting your child.

08:34 We're not courting our child.

08:36 Is he a cat?

08:37 He shouldn't be courting.

08:38 No.

08:39 I'm here to fight for my love.

08:41 Fight?

08:42 You'll fight?

08:43 Why?

08:44 I'll fight because your child deserves it.

08:46 So, you're making it obvious that we, his parents, don't have anything to fight for?

08:51 But, to make our mom look better.

08:53 Oh.

08:55 He's courting.

08:57 What can you say to that, my love?

08:59 Our segment will be different.

09:01 Thank you so much, Gaian.

09:04 Wow, they're all fighting.

09:06 You know what's good about you?

09:07 My pain.

09:08 The truth.

09:09 There's one more.

09:11 There's one more.

09:12 Mr. Christmas Gift.

09:15 Reaction.

09:17 Of course, reaction first.

09:18 Reaction, ma'am.

09:19 Miss Christmas Tree, what he said.

09:21 Yes, of course, we all deserve love.

09:24 So, thank you because you gave me your love.

09:27 Right?

09:28 Because what he said is good.

09:30 Let's see.

09:31 Mr. Christmas Gift.

09:33 Mom, dad, I want the hand of...

09:36 What?

09:37 This is 5 million.

09:38 Please keep our child away.

09:39 Okay, okay, okay.

09:40 That's right.

09:41 That's right.

09:42 Okay, thank you.

09:43 My husband, what's wrong with you?

09:45 You're offering something bigger to our child.

09:48 F*ck, time.

09:49 Because you, how much? 5 million?

09:51 5 million.

09:52 Someone is offering 7 million to our child.

09:54 5 million for the condo in BGC restaurant in Palawan.

09:59 Son, get ready.

10:01 What can he do?

10:02 Let's go sold out.

10:03 Sold out, okay, okay, that's yours.

10:05 Our child bought it.

10:07 I like that.

10:09 Right?

10:10 The future should be secured.

10:12 Security, that's right.

10:15 Bye.

10:16 Subscribe now!

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