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  • 23/11/2023
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00:00 *musique*
00:02 *musique*
00:04 *musique*
00:06 -Checkmate, you little putter. -Hey!
00:08 -I was considered for a Nobel Prize in physics.
00:10 I didn't get it.
00:11 -Mom, that man's talking to himself.
00:13 -Come on, Justin.
00:14 -This is not the feel-good movie of the year.
00:16 So if you're one of those idiots who needs to feel good,
00:18 go get yourself a foot massage.
00:20 -What's the matter, Boris?
00:22 -I'm dying!
00:23 -Should I call an ambulance?
00:24 -No! No, not now!
00:26 I mean, eventually!
00:28 -I'm a man with a huge world view.
00:30 I'm surrounded by microbes.
00:31 -Sir?
00:32 -Hey! What?
00:33 My God, you scared me!
00:34 -Can you help me get something to eat?
00:35 [ Coughs ]
00:36 -God, stop that!
00:37 -How old are you?
00:38 -I'm 21.
00:39 -Yeah, you're 21 like I played for the Yankees.
00:41 -You're a professional athlete with that limp?
00:45 -Oh, Christ.
00:46 -Boris!
00:47 -Our marriage hasn't been a garden of roses.
00:49 Botanically speaking, you're more of a Venus flytrap.
00:52 -Mother?
00:53 -Melody St. Anne, you're a little like a sharecropper.
00:55 I said, "Lord, just say something.
00:57 Break your silence. I can't take any more misery."
01:00 -Nothing, right?
01:02 And all that money you put in the tin box every Sunday.
01:05 -People make life so much worse than it has to be.
01:07 But on the whole, we're a failed species.
01:09 -Boris, do you want to be buried or cremated?
01:11 -All right, I really don't want to talk about that, okay?
01:13 -I think I want to be cremated.
01:14 -All right, we can just shut up, Christian.
01:15 -There's no worms.
01:16 -Daddy?
01:17 -I've come to beg your mother's forgiveness.
01:19 -You cheated on her and then dumped her from her best friend.
01:22 -Lord, I've sinned.
01:23 Please forgive me.
01:24 -Why do all the religious psychotics
01:26 wind up praying at my doorstep?
01:28 -She left me.
01:30 -That happens with you heteros.
01:31 -That would make you...
01:33 -C'est un sin contre la loi de Dieu.
01:35 Il a fait le monde parfait.
01:36 Les océans, les nuages, les fleurs magnifiques.
01:39 -C'est vrai, il est un décorateur.
01:41 -Incroyable.
01:42 -Quand on aime, on peut en recevoir.
01:47 Quand on est heureux, on peut offrir
01:49 chaque mesure temporelle de grâce.
01:51 Que ce soit le cas.
01:52 -Quand tu vois des enfants se battre,
01:55 tu te manques de l'entraînement de l'été?
01:57 -All right.
01:59 Je n'ai jamais joué pour les Yankees.
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