How To Have An Accident At Work 1959

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00:00 [The End]

00:06 [Phoenix Wright's "Who's Got the Sweetest Disposition?" plays]

00:12 ♪ Who's got the sweetest disposition? ♪

00:14 ♪ One guess, guess who? ♪

00:17 ♪ Who never, never starts an argument? ♪

00:21 ♪ Who never shows a bit of temperament? ♪

00:24 ♪ Who's never wrong, but always right? ♪

00:27 ♪ Who'd never dream of starting a fight? ♪

00:30 ♪ Who gets stuck on a bad luck? ♪

00:33 ♪ No one but Donald Duck ♪

00:36 Yeah!

00:37 Howdy!

00:40 I'm J.J. Fate.

00:42 Uh, Fall Guy.

00:43 My middle name is Jonah, and Jinx is in there, too.

00:48 Hoodoo fits me like a glove, but Fate's my name to use.

00:52 You know, there are people who still insist on blaming me for their accidents.

00:58 For example, my day usually starts like this.

01:04 [alarm rings]

01:10 As you can see, Mr. Duck is very punctual.

01:13 Here comes Daddy!

01:16 The master has arrived!

01:26 Do you want to kill somebody?

01:29 Daddy's right.

01:31 Somebody can slip and make it out.

01:35 Take it outside!

01:38 Don't do that! Don't do that! Don't do that!

01:41 Be careful!

01:42 What's with you doing?

01:44 Daddy's right.

01:46 Mm-hmm.

01:49 What's he trying to do? Bring yourself up?

01:52 Daddy's right.

01:55 Daddy's still right.

01:58 He's very careful to avoid accidents around his home.

02:02 That's what I like to see.

02:07 But when he arrives at work,

02:10 oh, he checks in and his mind checks out.

02:14 Mr. Duck, don't forget your safety gear!

02:20 Sorry, I don't have unnecessary equipment.

02:23 Where am I?

02:31 Strictly nowhere.

02:33 Mr. Duck, why does everything happen to you?

02:37 It's faint!

02:38 That's what it is, faint!

02:41 Just listen to him blame me for his carelessness.

02:45 Mr. Duck doesn't mean to goof,

02:48 but everyone knows an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of hay!

02:53 Anyone for cribbage?

02:57 At home, Mr. Duck is old man fire prevention himself.

03:05 But...

03:06 now he's playing with fire!

03:09 Oh, no! Not there, stupid!

03:12 See what I mean?

03:16 Think!

03:22 That's a good thought.

03:24 Keep your thoughts on the job,

03:31 or your job might become...

03:35 a headache!

03:36 He really got a bang out of that one!

03:40 This maneuver brings to mind that old Chinese proverb...

03:46 Translation, work should have flat concentration from you,

03:58 or you may become flat and dry.

04:02 Or you may become...

04:03 flat work!

04:05 You know, since time began,

04:12 man has sought to harness the powers of the universe,

04:16 blending nature's chemicals with those resulting from his own ingenuity,

04:21 creating colossal behemoths to benefit mankind,

04:24 and tremendous power plants to funnel the flow of energy to precision machines,

04:30 that have a symphony of movement and rhythmic beat,

04:32 that keep man and machine working together as a coordinated team,

04:37 turning our production to gladden the heart of management!

04:41 (MUSIC PLAYING)

04:43 He's not betting this on me!

05:06 Boy, am I hungry!

05:11 (MACHINE BELL RINGING)

05:13 My lunch!

05:15 Goddamn machine!

05:17 Don't throw a monkey wrench at the machine!

05:21 (CRASHING)

05:23 (CRASHING)

05:25 (CRASHING)

05:27 (CRASHING)

05:33 (BEEPING)

05:39 (MUSIC PLAYING)

05:40 Here goes industry's number one bottleneck.

05:59 Soon through!

06:04 Oh boy, treasure time!

06:07 (WHISTLING)

06:08 (MUSIC PLAYING)

06:09 (BELL RINGING)

06:15 They're off and running, it's Grills and the Weed,

06:18 Trout is second by a head and Williams third,

06:21 going into the clubhouse, turn, it's Nickels by a neck,

06:23 Berg is balding, Kitty is third and adepost,

06:26 in the back stretch, it's Kimball closing ground on call,

06:29 and title coming upon Stormy!

06:31 (CLICKING)

06:33 And on his own time, too!

06:37 (WHISTLING)

06:38 Well, that's fate.

06:40 Oh, what am I saying?

06:44 (MUSIC PLAYING)

06:47 (MUSIC ENDS)

06:48 (MUSIC PLAYING)

06:49 (MUSIC ENDS)

06:50 (MUSIC PLAYING)

06:51 (MUSIC ENDS)

06:52 (upbeat music)

06:55 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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