01:47 The bottle, the bottle, the bottle, the bottle, the bottle, the bottle.
01:58 [ Music ]
02:07 >> George, hurry, wake up.
02:09 Today's the day baby visits grandma.
02:11 >> Huh?
02:13 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:17 [ Music ]
02:32 >> Junior going bye-bye.
02:39 >> Although the doting father sometimes doubts he will get through this trying period, the average man usually does.
02:46 And even looks back with fond memories on such things as baby's first tooth, baby's first step, and baby's first word.
02:56 Such things past, father feels at last he's earned his Sunday morning snooze.
03:01 >> Oh, it's mine.
03:02 I had it first.
03:03 >> Give it back.
03:04 >> I'll tell my papa.
03:05 >> No, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears.
03:08 >> Stop it.
03:09 >> What's the matter with that kid of yours?
03:10 >> My kid?
03:11 >> Yes, yours.
03:12 >> I had it first.
03:13 >> Oh, yeah?
03:14 >> Yeah.
03:15 [ Horn Blows ]
03:16 [ Music ]
03:21 >> George, come in and let the children play.
03:25 >> After a hard day at the office, the tired father wins his weary way homeward.
03:30 >> Junior.
03:31 >> Daddy.
03:32 >> Oof.
03:33 >> Why don't you breathe?
03:34 [ Music ]
03:39 >> Bang.
03:40 >> Ow.
03:41 >> The child craves the companionship of his father.
03:44 >> There we are.
03:46 >> I don't like it.
03:48 >> Ooh.
03:49 >> Whoopee.
03:51 Right up your boy.
03:53 [ Screaming ]
03:55 Letterbox.
03:56 Yippee.
03:58 [ Music ]
04:02 >> Oh, poor horsey break a leg?
04:05 >> Uh-huh.
04:06 [ Music ]
04:09 >> Wow.
04:11 [ Music ]
04:13 >> Playtime over, the tired father relaxes, knowing that his well-mannered child will respect dad's leisure time and allow father to read the news and smoke his favorite pipe.
04:24 [ Music ]
04:27 >> Junior, you keep your hands off my pipe.
04:31 >> All right, daddy.
04:33 Play football, daddy?
04:35 >> No.
04:36 >> Wow.
04:37 Play cowboy Indian, daddy?
04:38 >> No.
04:39 >> Arararar.
04:42 Want to play soldier?
04:43 >> I said no.
04:46 >> Wow.
04:49 >> Junior, pick all those toys up.
04:53 >> No.
04:54 >> What?
04:55 Didn't daddy tell you to pick up your toys?
04:59 >> Uh-huh.
05:00 >> Well, pick them up then.
05:03 >> No.
05:05 >> The adult mind must cope with childish innocence and with superior intellect and ingenuity convince the child to obey.
05:13 >> Uh-huh.
05:15 >> Now, Junior, don't you pick up a single solitary one of those toys.
05:22 >> All right, I won't.
05:24 >> That's a good boy.
05:26 Pick up your toys.
05:29 >> No.
05:30 >> Yes.
05:31 >> No.
05:32 >> Yes.
05:33 >> No.
05:34 >> Yes.
05:35 >> George, stop growling at the boy.
05:37 >> I'm not growling.
05:38 >> You'll get nowhere arguing at his level.
05:40 >> But he deliberately said --
05:42 >> Oh, for heaven's sakes, use a little psychology.
05:45 [ Humming ]
05:53 >> Is that fun, daddy?
05:55 >> Huh?
05:56 >> I'll help too, daddy.
05:58 >> Ah, yes, father and son working as a cooperative team.
