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Fun Forever
  • 11/12/2023

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Fun
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01:40 [repeated audio from the film]
01:56 So much for confirmation.
01:58 Now look at the pedigree of your horse.
02:00 Snapshot the third, out of developer by hypo-developer,
02:03 out of bromide by flashbulb and hypo,
02:06 out of tin type by negative.
02:08 Since tin type the first,
02:10 horses of this line have been noted for their burning speed.
02:13 And they are also noted as camera muggers or lens lousers.
02:17 [music]
02:19 Ah, weather clear, track fast.
02:22 Once inside the clubhouse, you are instantly aware
02:27 that you're rubbing elbows with the elite of the sporting world.
02:30 You'll hear a good deal of discussion
02:32 as to the respective merits of this horse or that,
02:35 but you will not be tempted by the touts.
02:37 You stick to your goodies.
02:39 Snapshot the third.
02:41 There are many systems of picking a winner.
02:43 Some fans get their dope straight from the feedback.
02:46 Others write from the horse's mouth.
02:49 [whispering]
02:51 Uh, listen, doc.
02:53 There's a bay filly in the toid
02:55 that's looking pretty good to me.
02:57 [music]
03:01 Horses are coming out on the track.
03:03 Ah, what a sight.
03:05 [music]
03:09 There's your horse, the favorite.
03:11 Every inch a champion.
03:13 Look at that confirmation.
03:15 [music]
03:18 It looks like our psychic friend is going to pick himself a horse.
03:22 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
03:25 Moe?
03:26 Moe?
03:27 Moe?
03:29 Moe?
03:30 That's it, old moe.
03:32 The hundred to one shot.
03:34 [music]
03:57 Two dollars, Arnold.
03:58 Moe, please.
04:00 The horses are entering the starting gate.
04:02 The atmosphere is electric.
04:03 The cameramen are ready.
04:04 The press is ready.
04:05 The jockeys and mounts are keyed to the last notch of excited tenseness.
04:09 Ah, this is a great moment.
04:11 The crowd is hushed.
04:12 High overhead, the judges are ready and...
04:14 and they're off.
04:16 [music]
04:18 At the start, it's Insomnia in front by a head.
04:20 Flannel Cake is second by a half.
04:22 Frank Case is third by two lengths.
04:23 Baker's Dozen is fourth by an O's.
04:25 Plumber's Friend and Old Moe.
04:27 Snapshot refused to break.
04:29 [music]
04:35 Around the clubhouse turn, it's Flannel Cake on the rail by four lengths.
04:39 Insomnia's second by a head.
04:40 Frank Case is third by a length and a half.
04:42 Van Beeswax.
04:43 Old Moe is trailing.
04:45 [music]
04:53 Turning into the back stretch, it's still Flannel Cake by...
04:55 and here comes Snapshot, closing very fast.
04:58 Look at that horse come.
04:59 Looks like a quarterback sneak.
05:00 What interference.
05:01 Five, ten, fifteen yards.
05:02 And he's smeared.
05:03 Smeared hard.
05:04 He's trying to find an opening, but they've got him boxed in.
05:06 No, he's away.
05:07 Boy, oh boy, it's been a long time since we've seen a show like this.
05:10 That horse has speed to burn.
05:12 It's Snapshot on the way.
05:14 He's just tiptoeing.
05:16 [music]
05:18 Insomnia's second by two lengths.
05:20 Plumber's Friend is third by a half.
05:22 Porterhouse is fourth by an O's.
05:23 Snapshot broke down.
05:25 Into the stretch, it's Insomnia in front by a head.
05:27 Plumber's Friend is second by a neck.
05:29 Cheeseburger is third by one.
05:31 Crankcase is fourth by two lengths.
05:33 KO Justice is fifth by a head.
05:35 Bubble Bath is sixth by a length and a half.
05:37 And Snapshot is coming again.
05:39 He's fifth, he's fourth, he's third, he's second.
05:42 And he takes the lead.
05:44 [music]
05:47 And out of the pack comes Old Moe.
05:50 [music]
05:54 It's Old Moe and Snapshot.
05:56 It's Old Moe and Snapshot battling it out neck to neck.
05:59 It's a driving finish.
06:01 It's Old Moe and Snapshot.
06:03 And now it's Snapshot by an O's.
06:06 They're coming across the line of finish.
06:08 And Snapshot.
06:09 But wait, it's going to be a photo finish.
06:11 [music]
06:15 And the winner, Old Moe.
06:18 The hundred to one shot.
06:20 Snapshot just couldn't resist the camera.
06:23 Tough luck, old pal.
06:25 You can't win every time.
06:27 Or can you?
06:29 [music]