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Jerry Seinfeld announces Australian stand-up comedy tour
Australian Community Media
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11/9/2023
Comedy king Jerry Seinfeld, 69, is set to return to Australia in June next year for his first national stand-up tour since 2017, featuring shows in Perth, Sydney, Brisbane, Adelaide, and Melbourne.
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It was just kind of grind forward and back.
00:02
(imitates motor)
00:05
It was like a grain elevator motor
00:07
with just two horses welding on top.
00:10
(imitates motor)
00:13
Are we milling buckwheat or am I in an amusement park?
00:16
So I'm supposed to go down to Florida next week
00:17
after we're done here.
00:18
That's where all my relatives live.
00:20
I don't really want to go.
00:21
Florida, a lot of old people down there.
00:25
You know, they live in those minimum security prisons.
00:27
That's where they put all the old people.
00:30
What's with all the security there
00:31
with the guard gate, with the arm coming down,
00:33
everyone's got a uniform, guns.
00:35
Are the old people trying to escape
00:36
or are people stealing old people?
00:39
What is the security problem?
00:41
I just can't drive around there.
00:44
You know how the old people drive?
00:46
They drive slow, they sit low.
00:48
That is their motto.
00:50
State flag of Florida should be just a steering wheel
00:53
with a hat and two knuckles on it.
00:55
(audience laughing)
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