Comedians from around the world flock to Melbourne for the annual international comedy festival

ACM Entertainment

Established comedians and hilarious up-and-comers converge on Melbourne for the annual international comedy festival in 2024

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00:00 Some families they express love through trust funds. Cute.

00:02 Ha ha ha.

00:04 So cute.

00:05 Our family's love language is bullying.

00:08 My dad calls my mum cyclone.

00:12 Not to her face, obviously.

00:15 He's not an idiot.

00:17 I'll just get messages every now and then that say,

00:21 "Category 4 today."

00:26 I am like a camp gay man, which was terrible growing up,

00:30 but it's great when you're older because you get away with everything.

00:33 Like, you do.

00:34 A camp gay guy could say something to his colleague at work

00:38 and she'd be like, "Oh, he's just so funny and sassy."

00:41 People think that you're putting it on.

00:43 A girl came up to me after her show and she goes,

00:46 "Can I just say, babe, your gay voice is really good.

00:49 Really believable."

00:51 I was like, "Wow, she thinks this is a choice."

00:56 Like somebody would choose to sound like Liam Gallagher on Alien.

01:00 No.

01:01 I've got ABBA Voyage. Have you guys seen it?

01:03 CHEERING

01:04 ABBA Voyage, if you haven't seen it, it's incredible.

01:06 It's ABBA, they've got holograms now.

01:08 But just before going into ABBA Voyage,

01:11 I found out a little bit of industry, guys,

01:13 and I'm going to share it with you because I was pissed off.

01:14 ABBA, the band, they're not even dead.

01:20 LAUGHTER

01:22 LAUGHTER

01:24 And they've got holograms, is it?

01:29 You can't have holograms if you're alive.

01:31 LAUGHTER

01:32 Hey, ABBA, go to work.

01:34 LAUGHTER

01:36 I was on the train, I was watching YouTube and that advert came on.

01:41 You might know the advert, it was that advert.

01:43 "You could be a Royal Marine!"

01:46 Have you seen that advert?

01:47 LAUGHTER

01:50 "You could be a Royal Marine!"

01:52 Could I now?

01:56 LAUGHTER

01:58 Oh, yeah.

01:58 A Royal Marine.

02:00 LAUGHTER

02:02 A Royal Marine.

02:04 Royal mail delivery man, maybe.

02:06 Royal Marine!

02:07 LAUGHTER

02:09 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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