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Rick and Morty 7x03 - Cold Open - Air Force Wong
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11/4/2023
Rick and Morty 7x03 - Cold Open - Air Force Wong - Rick’s therapy session is cut short when the President comes calling - literally. Catch all-new episodes of Rick and Morty Sundays at 11p on [adult swim].:
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Before we move off this topic, can I ask if you're currently a hologram? Yeah. Yeah. Hold on one sec
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Left a bag of bunions down there last week didn't want to waste our time. Okay, let's do it therapy me
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Do you need to take that no just the president maybe we should turn off the phone president of the United States
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Thought you might think that was cool. You like it when people think you're cool. You're extra analytical today looking to remodel your kitchen
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I know you're in there
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When I call you directly it's an emergency I was in therapy don't stigmatize mental health how rude of me. Hello. I'm president
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Oh, yeah, I recognize you
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Nice, it's not nice to recognize a president. Can we go in?
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1961 the CIA secretly relocated the Loch Ness monster to Lake Erie and replaced her bones with titanium
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She was then bit by several werewolves giving us the ultimate anti-submarine weapon
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Got it, but the Soviets smuggled in a leprechaun who turned Nessie's bones to silver giving her the were version of AIDS
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She sank to the bottom and we assume she was dead, but she was only asleep now. She's awake and hungry
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I can't date my shrink. What bro? You're not don't date my shrink. I'm not dating your string
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She probably doesn't even like me stand down. Tell him to stand down. Would you let him bang your therapist?
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I don't believe in therapy. What the hell does that even mean? You don't believe in it
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He's a Scientologist don't take my shrink and don't be a space Mormon. Why not? It's silly
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Sorry, it's a cheap shot worship how you want. I
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Like Tom Cruise. Thank you therapy is working. Keep it in your pants
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