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Rick and Morty 7x01
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10/13/2023
Rick and Morty 7x01 Season 7, Episode 1: Poopy Gets His Poop Back - Cold Open Mr. Poopybutthole Overstays His Welcome
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00:00
(glass clinking)
00:01
- Ugh, any clue when our house guest
00:03
is finally gonna leave?
00:04
It'd be nice to have the living room back.
00:06
- I keep tripping on all his top hats.
00:08
- He's always messing with my TiVo.
00:09
It's an antique.
00:10
The buttons are fragile.
00:12
- Big surprise that dad's avoiding all this.
00:14
- Guys, he's a family friend.
00:15
He can stay as long as he needs.
00:17
- Hey, so I just sold some drugs
00:19
to the weird little dude in there.
00:20
He said you had cash.
00:21
Oh, you kids in school?
00:23
You having trouble focusing?
00:24
- Okay, that's it.
00:25
Morty, find your grandfather
00:26
while I go talk to our house guest.
00:27
Jerry, pay the dealer.
00:29
- Yeah, I prefer the term pharmacist.
00:31
- Who do they?
00:32
- Any chance you have--
00:34
- Sorry, I left my wallet in space.
00:36
- Are you leaving to get it?
00:39
- Mr. Poopybutthole, this has gone far enough.
00:43
We have been really cool to you in your time of need.
00:46
- I agree, Beth.
00:48
I'm a piece of garbage.
00:50
Can you boost me up so I can hook my belt
00:53
to the ceiling fan?
00:54
- We don't have a ceiling fan.
00:56
- Oh, wait.
00:57
Is that why it's so hot?
00:59
They're not expensive.
01:01
(sighs)
01:02
Bet you didn't expect to see me in a cold open, huh?
01:05
Looks like I'm taking another turn for the worse.
01:08
It all started when Beth shot me.
01:10
- I said I was sorry.
01:12
- I know.
01:12
It tore you up inside like a bullet.
01:15
- It was an accident!
01:17
- Anyway, then I got fired from my job.
01:20
My wife left me.
01:21
Broke both my legs.
01:23
Failed the bar exam.
01:25
Oh, wee, things went downhill from there.
01:27
So I've been crashing with the Smiths for a while.
01:30
Oh, wee, I'm Mr. Poopybutthole
01:33
and this is Rick and Morty season seven!
01:35
(dramatic music)
01:38
(dramatic music)
01:41
(dramatic music)
01:44
(dramatic music)
01:47
(dramatic music)
01:50
(dramatic music)
01:53
(sirens)
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