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00:00 Years ago, at this very restaurant,

00:05 the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook,

00:09 just like you, only clumsier.

00:15 And then one night, when he was cutting the patties,

00:20 he cut off his own hand by mistake,

00:24 and he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula.

00:29 And then he got hit by a bus, and at his funeral,

00:33 they fired him.

00:35 So now his ghost returns to the Krusty Krab

00:39 to wreak his horrible vengeance.

00:44 There are three signs that signal the approach

00:47 of the Hash-Slinging Slasher.

00:49 First, the lights will flicker on and off.

00:54 Next, the phone will ring, and there will be nobody there.

01:00 And finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher

01:02 arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over.

01:06 Then he taps on the window with his grisly spatula hand.

01:13 No.

01:14 He opens the door.

01:16 [SCREAMING]

01:21 He slowly approaches the counter.

01:26 And you know what he does next?

01:32 What?

01:33 You really want to know?

01:35 What?

01:36 Are you sure you want to know?

01:39 What?

01:40 What?

01:40 What does he do?

01:42 He gets you.

01:43 [SCREAMING]

01:46 [LAUGHING]

01:51 [SCREAMING]

01:54 [LAUGHING]

01:55 Oh, my.

01:56 [SCREAMING]

02:00 SpongeBob, I was joking.

02:03 What?

02:04 It's not true.

02:04 None of it's true.

02:05 It's not?

02:06 Of course not.

02:07 Nobody has a spatula for a hand.

02:09 It was all a joke.

02:13 Very funny, SpongeBob.

02:16 What?

02:17 And the lights will flicker on and off,

02:19 just like the story.

02:21 I get it.

02:21 What?

02:29 What?

02:30 Hello?

02:32 Hello?

02:32 Nice try, Squidward.

02:34 Nice try what?

02:35 The phone will ring, and there will be no one there.

02:40 Oh, you crack me up.

02:42 SpongeBob, I'm not doing this.

02:45 Calm down.

02:46 Calm down.

02:47 [SNIFFING]

02:52 I didn't know the buses ran this late.

02:54 They don't.

02:55 Well, they're dropping someone off.

02:58 [SCREAMING]

03:04 The half-sleeping slasher!

03:07 Get away from me!

03:08 Oh, he's going to flip me!

03:09 Get away!

03:10 Get out of here!

03:11 You're not welcome here!

03:13 Can I have a job application?

03:15 I brought my own spatula.

03:18 I called earlier, but I hung up because I was nervous.

03:21 Do you have references?

03:23 Wait.

03:24 If that was you on the phone and you on the bus,

03:27 then who was flickering the lights?

03:29 Nosferatu!

03:37 No!

03:38 (upbeat music)

03:41 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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