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00:00 [music playing]

00:01 Hey, the mail's here. What'd you get?

00:04 Let's see. Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary.

00:07 Hey, a magazine!

00:09 That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Livin' Digest.

00:13 Whoa!

00:15 Look at these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living.

00:20 This guy's so rich, he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool.

00:23 This guy's got shoes!

00:25 Get me back!

00:27 Stealing my mail, eh?

00:28 Hey, Squidward, how do the people in that magazine get all that money?

00:32 They're entrepreneurs, they sell things to people.

00:35 Quick, Patrick, without thinking.

00:37 If you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

00:40 Um, more time for thinking.

00:43 No, something real, an item, something you would pay for.

00:46 A chocolate bar?

00:47 That's a great idea, Pat!

00:49 We'll be traveling chocolate bar salesmen.

00:51 Good afternoon, sir.

00:54 Could we interest you in some chocolate?

00:57 Chocolate?

00:59 Did you say chocolate?

01:01 Yes, sir, with or without nuts.

01:04 Chocolate?

01:05 Chocolate!

01:07 Chocolate!

01:09 Chocolate!

01:11 Chocolate!

01:14 Hey, that first guy didn't count.

01:17 Hello?

01:18 I love you.

01:19 I think you laid it on a teensy bit thick there, old pal.

01:24 Let me try.

01:25 Please, go away.

01:28 Um...

01:29 How you doing?

01:31 How am I doing?

01:33 Wanna buy some chocolate?

01:34 We gotta go!

01:35 Sorry, chocolate has sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat.

01:38 Isn't that right, lover boy?

01:40 It tickles.

01:42 As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang.

01:44 You can keep that for five bucks.

01:47 I'll take ten.

01:48 I can't understand what we're doing wrong.

01:52 I can't understand anything.

01:54 There must be something to this selling game that we're just not getting.

01:58 Other people do it, I mean, look at that.

02:00 Eat barnacle chips, they're delicious.

02:03 They are most certainly not delicious.

02:05 Not the way I use 'em.

02:07 Yet they sell millions of bags a day.

02:09 Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth,

02:11 they wouldn't sell as many.

02:13 That's it, Patrick, we've gotta stretch the truth.

02:16 Chocolate!

02:18 We'll work as a team.

02:21 Let me get this customer warmed up and then you come in for the kill.

02:24 The kill.

02:28 Yes?

02:29 Hello, young lady.

02:32 We're selling chocolate.

02:34 Is your mother home?

02:37 Mom!

02:39 What? What? What's all the yelling?

02:42 You just can't wait for me to die, can you?

02:46 - They're selling chocolate. - Chocolate?

02:49 - Yeah! - What?

02:50 - What are they selling? - Chocolate!

02:52 - What? - Chocolate!

02:54 I can't hear you!

02:56 - They're selling chocolate! - They're selling chocolate?

02:59 - Yeah! - Chocolate.

03:01 I remember when they first invented chocolate.

03:04 Sweet, sweet chocolate.

03:07 I always hated it.

03:09 Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating, it's for--

03:13 You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.

03:17 No, no, no!

03:18 Live forever, you say?

03:20 I'll take one.

03:22 Come on, you lazy Mary.

03:26 Start rubbing me with that chocolate.

03:28 I hate you.

03:30 Don't get me wrong, Patrick,

03:34 but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to.

03:37 Whoa!

03:39 Let's face it, Patrick, we're failures.

03:43 I can live with that.

03:44 Let's change our names to Why and Bother.

03:49 Chocolate!

03:53 No, no, no, no, no!

03:55 Please, not in any place!

03:56 [laughing]

03:59 Finally!

04:00 I've been trying to catch you boys all day!

04:04 Now that I've got you right where I want you,

04:07 I'd like to buy all your chocolate.

04:09 Thank you for your patronage.

04:18 Are we living the fancy life yet, SpongeBob?

04:23 Not yet, Pally. First we gotta spend all the money.

04:25 But what are we gonna spend it on?

04:28 Hmm...

04:29 Good evening, sir. Table for one, please.

04:36 Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.

04:40 But it's my only night to be fancy.

04:43 Who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?

04:45 Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs and their dates.

04:50 So, how long have you two ladies known each other?

04:53 What? What did he say?

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