Shayari Ka Muqabla... Tahir Shaheer vs Mirza Khusha Marhoom

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00:00 Now we have Dr. Tahir Shaheer and who is this?

00:04 Malaika, what happened to you?

00:05 I am not Malaika, sir. My name is Mirza Khosha.

00:09 I am a poet. I write poetry.

00:10 I had heard Mirza Nausha.

00:12 What is Mirza Khosha?

00:14 He is not Mirza Khosha. He is Mirza Shosha.

00:16 He has left everything.

00:17 I have come to give you a cap.

00:19 I have come first in Pathe Khanj.

00:21 You are blind. When has a human been given a cap?

00:24 He is talking about you.

00:29 I have seen it. It looks like a body of a rickshaw.

00:32 And this cap looks like a boat stuck in a pond.

00:35 I don't know where I have come to show my face.

00:38 Now tell me. Do you want a diet?

00:41 Okay, what is your relation with poetry?

00:46 Actually, I thought that you recite poetry from Aam Yana

00:49 by calling different people.

00:51 So I will recite a poem for you.

00:54 Give me one example.

00:55 Yes, of course.

00:56 I will tell you that..

00:57 You have worn a cap and not a cap.

00:59 I will tell you that..

01:01 I am the one who is in love.

01:03 I am the one who is in love.

01:05 I am the one who is in love.

01:08 If you are a poet, then recite this poem again.

01:13 I am the one who is in love.

01:17 If you want to recite poetry,

01:22 then put a prompter behind your ears.

01:24 Okay, listen to one more. - Okay.

01:27 'Maddho jazare khatte mustaqeel se'

01:30 'mueeno arbao mustaeel ho gaye hain.'

01:33 Wow..

01:34 If you have thick hands, you can go 13 kilometres.

01:37 And if you have a short one, you can go 40 kilometres.

01:39 No one understands this.

01:41 If you have a short one, you can go 15 kilometres.

01:44 Okay, Doctor, what have you brought today?

01:48 In today's generation, half a man..

01:51 Half a man..

01:52 Half a woman.

01:54 Half a man..

01:55 Half a woman.

01:56 Yes. - What is this?

01:58 No, look, there is a little femininity in men

02:03 and a little masculinity in women.

02:06 Yes, but this Nargis is not proud.

02:08 Yes. - What is this?

02:10 Wow..

02:13 'Achhe bhale the'

02:15 Yes. - 'kal tak bhaiya, behna jo.'

02:18 'Kal tak achhe bhale the bhaiya, behna jo'

02:21 'ab wo tehre bro and sis.'

02:23 What is this? - What is this?

02:25 What is this?

02:26 And on Facebook, they are sending friend requests.

02:28 Wow. - On Facebook, they are sending friend requests.

02:32 Wow..

02:33 'Hitler, Gandhi, Confucius.'

02:35 What is this?

02:37 I am looking for 35 types of people

02:40 who have sent friend requests.

02:42 Okay, one was ID, Agha Majid, Agha Majid.

02:45 I have done the total research.

02:51 Whatever is happening, Agha Majid will do it.

02:53 Okay, I will tell you one more thing.

02:54 Before the show starts, she makes me sit on her chair

02:57 and does it with a straight face.

02:58 Yes.

03:00 'In the political arena'

03:02 Yes. - 'Tell me, please.'

03:04 'In the political arena, tell me, please'

03:06 'why has the public done this?'

03:08 Wow..

03:10 What is this? - Wow..

03:11 What is this? - What is this?

03:13 'Which cosmetic surgeon do you go to?'

03:16 'Tell me, please.'

03:17 What is this?

03:19 'Whatever you are doing, wherever you are going'

03:22 'what is the problem?'

03:24 What is this?

03:25 Yes. - 'Ask for a cigarette'

03:29 'and he will buy it for you.'

03:30 'Even your friends have become shameless.'

03:33 Wow.. - What is this?

03:35 What is this? - Wow..

03:37 'She has been talking to him all her life.'

03:40 Wow.. - 'But she didn't get a bit of dirt.'

03:42 What is this?

03:45 What is this? - And a Punjabi couplet.

03:47 'She looks at us and gets angry every time.'

03:49 Wow..

03:50 'She looks at us and gets angry every time.'

03:55 'A flying kiss for the face.'

03:56 Wow..

03:58 A flying kiss. - Wow..

04:01 I just thought of a couplet.

04:05 No.. - No..

04:06 Give him a quail. - Why?

04:09 He has been doing this for an hour and a half.

04:10 He is not giving a single penny.

04:11 Listen to it. - Give it to him.

04:14 'Mina, jam, sugar, glass, morning, light, water..'

04:21 He will say, 'Give me a glass of 10 rupees.'

04:24 Mr. Arun, he is not reciting a couplet.

04:26 Then? - He is making a gift for his aunt.

04:28 'The eyes of the lover are like the head of a horse.'

04:31 'The eyes are like the eyes of a horse.'

04:33 'The eyes are like the eyes of a horse.'

04:35 'The eyes are like the eyes of a horse.'

04:37 'The eyes are like the eyes of a horse.'

04:38 Okay, it is time for the music.

04:41 Yes. - We have a guest with us.

04:43 Oh, God!

04:44 Amanat, keep the cutting.

04:47 This is your honour.

04:48 Keep the cutting and you can sing a lecherous song.

04:53 Amanat, which song will you sing today?

04:55 Today, I will sing my own song.

04:56 What? - What?

04:57 You will die and go to your father. Don't lie.

05:00 Give it to him.

05:04 [APPLAUSE]

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