Wacky Inventions on the New Episode of FOX’s Snake Oil

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Watch the official “Wacky Inventions” on the new episode of the FOX reality series Snake Oil Season 1 Episode 4.  Snake Oil Host:  David Spade  Stream Snake Oil now on FOX!

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00:00 - I'm Brian, I'm the CEO of Boost,

00:01 which is a Kegel exercise trainer for men

00:03 who are trying to strengthen their pelvic floor muscles.

00:05 - Got it.

00:06 By the way, staring at me.

00:10 (audience laughing)

00:12 - Okay, let's look at the infomercial.

00:14 - Yes!

00:15 Eat it, noob!

00:16 I guess that's why they call me the perennium falcon.

00:19 - Yeah, yeah, your username oughta be baby bottom deuce

00:21 with your weak pelvic floor.

00:23 - Oh, you think you can go hole to hole with me?

00:26 Dude, you're about to get served.

00:29 - Introducing Boost, a Kegel trainer

00:32 that turns boring old pelvic floor exercises

00:34 into what guys do best, gaming.

00:36 Boost is like a bike seat you sit on.

00:39 It measures pelvic floor activity through sensors.

00:42 - I don't know if I would buy Boost for myself,

00:45 but I believe in it.

00:46 - Oh, my butt's got game.

00:49 - Boost, because there's no ceiling to your pelvic floor.

00:52 (audience cheering)

00:54 - Wow.

00:58 - What game were they playing?

01:00 - Yeah.

01:01 Let's pop in a Boost and watch football.

01:03 Let's get the other tagline, the quiet cutter.

01:08 - Hi, I'm Scott, the inventor of Quiet Cutter,

01:10 the world's first auto mower

01:12 that uses lasers to cut your grass.

01:14 - I like that.

01:16 - Okay.

01:16 - That seems safe.

01:17 - Okay, let's see the infomercial.

01:19 - Fuck it, go on.

01:19 - Right.

01:20 - With old school lawn mowers,

01:23 they're so loud you have to yell over them.

01:27 And the blades never work.

01:29 But the Quiet Cutter emits less than 30 decibels of sound.

01:36 That's below a whisper.

01:37 With a battery-powered motor

01:41 and a 24-diode safety-compliant laser trimming system

01:45 that uses no turning blades,

01:48 our self-guided auto motor senses

01:51 and safely avoids all obstacles,

01:54 especially the ones that matter most.

01:57 - It's tough to support some yahoos

02:00 who are gonna put a laser in the path of a baby.

02:02 - Quiet Cutter.

02:03 - Wow.

02:05 - Now, you can only talk to one rep.

02:10 Who are you gonna question?

02:11 - What are you leaning on?

02:14 - I've got way more questions about Boost, I've gotta say.

02:17 - I think that's good, yeah.

02:19 - All right, Boost away.

02:21 Brian, why would I do this exercise?

02:24 I don't understand.

02:25 - Oh, Kegel exercise for men

02:26 can help with urinary and sexual function.

02:29 - Oh. - Okay, all right.

02:31 And so what is the game? - I'm listening.

02:33 - We have a few different games.

02:34 The one in the video is pinball.

02:36 There's several other ones and some guided workouts.

02:38 - So the game serves as to just keep you

02:40 preoccupied while it's happening?

02:43 - So no, you actually are controlling the game

02:44 by doing Kegel contractions.

02:46 - Oh. - Oh, wow.

02:49 - Brian, what coding language is the game written in?

02:51 - That's a little out of my wheelhouse.

02:53 We have an agency that works with that,

02:54 but the firmware isn't C on the device.

02:56 - Okay.

02:57 - All right. - Finish.

02:59 - Pretty, pretty good.

03:02 - Did we learn enough?

03:03 I don't know. - Sure.

03:05 I think that by putting,

03:09 that thing senses how much you're Kegeling.

03:12 - As he Kegels.

03:15 (audience cheering)

03:17 - Well. - I don't know if you guys

03:19 invested in the camera back there.

03:21 (audience laughing)

03:25 (audience cheering)

03:27 - By the way, turns out I might not need it.

03:31 (audience laughing)

03:33 - Okay, Fisk, which one is real?

03:36 - I mean, I'm definitely gonna wanna listen

03:37 a little more to Will this round.

03:38 - The Quiet Cutter relies on laser technology

03:42 and I love lasers.

03:44 (audience laughing)

03:46 And sadly, I don't think laser technology

03:48 is quite there yet.

03:49 - Okay. - I wish we were.

03:52 (audience groaning)

03:54 - I didn't listen to Will before and it got me in trouble.

03:57 But more importantly, I think I believe Brian.

03:59 I think I believe in Boost.

04:01 I am locking it in.

04:03 - Oh, look.

04:04 (audience cheering)

04:06 - Okay.

04:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]

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