Chili Con Carnivore on the New Episode of FOX’s Snake Oil

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Watch the official “Chili Con Carnivore” on the new episode of the FOX reality series Snake Oil Season 1 Episode 2.  Snake Oil Host:  David Spade  Stream Snake Oil now on FOX!

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00:00 My name is Kwame, I'm the founder of Bond Heart,

00:03 and it's a pendant that allows you to store and feel

00:07 your loved one's heartbeats.

00:09 - Hmm.

00:12 - Oh.

00:13 - Good or bad, I don't know.

00:14 - Store and feel.

00:16 - And track.

00:17 - Yeah, and track them.

00:19 - Okay.

00:20 - Let's see the infomercial, please.

00:22 - Can't believe my baby girl's headed off to college.

00:25 - Okay, you have to promise not to cry,

00:28 but I got you something.

00:29 - Oh, mi hija, it's beautiful.

00:37 - Hold it up against your chest.

00:38 - Is that?

00:43 - My heartbeat.

00:43 It's a Bond Heart necklace.

00:45 Now you can hear my pulse anytime you want.

00:47 - There's just like so many other things

00:49 you could give people.

00:50 - Dads, grandmas, and Sparky's on here too.

00:53 And now they let you put anyone you want.

00:55 - Like Lin-Manuel Miranda?

00:57 - Yeah, I guess if you can figure out

00:59 how to record his heartbeat, sure.

01:00 - Oh, I'm sure I can figure that out.

01:01 What about Dwayne Johnson?

01:03 - It's really meant for family, but-

01:05 - Dean the mailman, ooh.

01:08 - Bond Heart, love is just a heartbeat away.

01:12 No wonder dad hates mailman Dean.

01:14 - Adam.

01:18 - I feel like that's something my mom would be like,

01:20 "Well, that's just cute."

01:22 I wanna feel you.

01:23 I need you, you're on my neck.

01:27 So I feel like it's for a psychopathic mothers.

01:29 Hey, Penny.

01:30 - Hey, Penny, your mom.

01:32 - All right, Chili Con Carnivore.

01:34 Tell us your tagline.

01:36 - I'm Greg, I make Chili Con Carnivore

01:39 and we make our canned chili with exotic animal protein.

01:43 - Fake accent.

01:45 - I was thinking the same thing, totally.

01:47 - All right, let's look at the infomercial.

01:50 - You think you're extreme?

01:53 You think you're living on the edge?

01:55 Then why are you eating boring old beef chili

01:58 when you could have Chili Con Carnivore?

02:02 The exotic chili made from exotic meat.

02:05 Exotic meat's a jacked with naturally developed muscle.

02:09 - It seems real.

02:10 - It seems edible.

02:11 - Yeah.

02:11 - Team Jacked You Up.

02:15 We got alligator, kangaroo, ostrich,

02:18 and so much more.

02:20 Chili Con Carnivore, you're already an animal.

02:23 You might as well eat like one.

02:26 - Nice.

02:29 - You gotta get that man spoon in there.

02:32 - I mean, would the producers of Snake Oil

02:34 really try to pull the snake oil over our eyes

02:38 and have two man products on one show?

02:41 - Yes, we would.

02:43 - All right, okay.

02:49 - Okay, so you can talk to one of these reps.

02:51 Which one are you thinking?

02:53 (audience shouting)

02:55 - I think we kind of understand the Bonhart,

02:59 but the Chili Con Carnivore, Greg's accent.

03:01 - You lean towards Greg?

03:02 - I'm leaning towards Greg.

03:03 - Okay, let's talk to Greg.

03:05 - Okay, 60 seconds to interrogate, starting now.

03:09 Go ahead.

03:10 - Where are you from?

03:11 - Rome, Georgia.

03:13 - Where do you find the emu?

03:15 - Tennessee.

03:17 - Okay, Tennessee.

03:18 - Where's all your other animal source from?

03:20 - Louisiana, Texas, Tennessee, and Australia.

03:24 - Are they open cage, free range, organic fed?

03:27 - Yes, we get them from all farms

03:29 that inhabit the sort of wildlife

03:33 and give them the real culture.

03:34 Everything's ethically harvested.

03:36 - Where do you have the most sales?

03:37 - In the Southeast right now.

03:38 - What are you feeding the animals that we're eating?

03:41 - We feed them all the right ingredients.

03:43 So they corn all of the right things

03:46 that they're supposed to have.

03:47 - Corn, ah.

03:48 (audience applauding)

03:50 - What do you think?

03:51 - Well, the more he talked,

03:52 the more the accent sounded real.

03:54 - He's really winning me over.

03:55 - Yeah, I wanna marry this guy.

03:57 This guy's cool as hell.

03:58 - Right?

03:59 - What do you think of Kwame over there?

04:01 - Kwame looks like he should sell the Bond heart.

04:06 - Yep.

04:07 Time to decide.

04:09 Bond heart, chili con, carnivore.

04:12 One is real.

04:12 - One is real.

04:13 - One is snake oil, pick the real one.

04:15 (audience applauding)

04:16 - I don't stand a chance.

04:17 - I pick heart.

04:18 - Okay, Bond heart is real.

04:20 - We're gonna go with Bond heart as the real one.

04:23 There we go, that's what we're choosing.

04:24 - Nice.

04:25 (audience applauding)

04:29 (upbeat music)

04:31 (upbeat music)

04:34 (upbeat music)

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