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Bonding Over Mother on The Big Bang Theory
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10/11/2023
Watch this classic "Bonding Over Mother" clip from the comedy series The Big Bang Theory, created by Chuck and Lorre Bill Prady.
The Big Bang Theory Cast:
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar, Sara Gilbert, Mayim Bialik, Melissa Rauch, Kevin Sussman and Laura Spencer
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00:00
How about computers? Do you like computers?
00:03
I use them. I don't like them.
00:06
Okay. Puppies.
00:09
Where do you stand on puppies?
00:12
Puppy once bit my face.
00:15
Of course it did.
00:17
How about that? Einstein was wrong.
00:19
What?
00:20
Approaching the speed of light doesn't slow down time.
00:22
Approaching them does.
00:24
Excuse me.
00:29
Damn, it's my mother.
00:31
Are you going to answer it?
00:32
I'm torn. She might be dying.
00:34
You know, wouldn't want to miss that.
00:36
On the other hand, if I let it go to voicemail,
00:40
I could play it over and over.
00:42
I know how you feel.
00:46
My mother makes me crazy.
00:48
Not as crazy as my mother makes me.
00:51
Oh, yeah? Does your mother call you every day at work
00:54
to see if you've had a healthy lunch?
00:56
My mother calls me at work to see if I had a healthy bowel movement.
01:00
Okay, well, does she lay out your clothes for you in the morning
01:08
like you're nine years old?
01:10
You live with your mother?
01:11
No. That's the sad part.
01:14
Oh, my. Oh.
01:16
Okay, check this out.
01:17
My mother made me wear rubber gloves to kindergarten
01:19
so I wouldn't pick up a disease from the other children.
01:23
That's nothing.
01:24
I couldn't ride a bicycle 'cause my mother was afraid
01:26
I'd hit a bump and lose my virginity.
01:29
Oh, wow. You didn't, did you?
01:32
Not on a bicycle.
01:34
In a Camry.
01:36
A Corolla!
01:41
More wine?
01:42
I'd love some.
01:44
Listen, you have to come to Shabbat's dinner at my house sometime.
01:47
Why?
01:48
A Catholic girl like you wearing a big cross like that
01:51
might just give my mother the big brain aneurysm I've been hoping for.
01:55
Okay.
01:58
But only if you come to Sunday dinner at my house wearing a yarmulke.
02:02
It's a date.
02:04
Am I a matchmaker or what?
02:08
(audience laughing)
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