Drunken Acceptance Speech on The Big Bang Theory

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Watch this classic "Drunken Acceptance Speech" clip from the comedy series The Big Bang Theory, created by Chuck and Lorre Bill Prady.  The Big Bang Theory Cast:  Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar, Sara Gilbert, Mayim Bialik, Melissa Rauch, Kevin Sussman and Laura Spencer  Stream The Big Bang Theory now on Max!

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00:00 You people ready to have some fun?

00:02 You have a basic understanding of differential calculus

00:04 and at least one year about to break topology?

00:07 Well, here come the jokes.

00:08 (audience laughing)

00:10 Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

00:14 To get to the same side.

00:15 Bazinga!

00:16 (audience laughing)

00:18 Neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?"

00:21 The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

00:23 (audience laughing)

00:29 Hello?

00:30 (knocking)

00:31 I know you're out there.

00:32 I can hear you metabolizing oxygen

00:34 and expelling carbon dioxide.

00:36 (audience laughing)

00:37 It looks like we have some academic dignitaries

00:39 in the audience.

00:41 Dr. Randall from the geology department,

00:43 only man who's happy when they take his work for granted.

00:46 But I'll show.

00:47 (audience laughing)

00:50 I've kid the geologist, of course,

00:52 but it's only 'cause I have no respect for the field.

00:54 (audience laughing)

00:56 Let's get serious for a moment.

00:59 (audience laughing)

01:02 Why are we all here?

01:04 'Cause we're scientists.

01:07 And what do you scientists study?

01:08 The universe.

01:10 (audience laughing)

01:11 And what's the universe made of?

01:13 I am so glad you asked.

01:15 (audience laughing)

01:16 ♪ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium ♪

01:19 ♪ And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen ♪

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