Barstool Pizza Review - Pizzaiolo (Portland, ME) - video Dailymotion

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00:00 [Music]

00:19 Alright, pizza review time. We are at Pizzolia.

00:23 Uh... Pizzoli. Pizzoli. I'm gonna go with Pizzoli.

00:27 This, when you write back, Austin, when they do the annals of like, um...

00:34 You know, the history of pizza reviews.

00:37 Jordan, flu game.

00:39 This is gonna be the "Dave has to take a shit, he's gonna power his way through" game.

00:43 My stomach hurts bad.

00:45 I've had Mexican the last two nights. 16 pizzas.

00:48 This is just power through. Don't let the pain get you down.

00:52 Pizzoli. Oh, pronounce it. Pizzoli. Pizza Yolo. Pizza Yolo.

00:58 Whatever. Pizza Yolo. Pizza Yolo. Pizza Yolo. Pizza Yolo.

01:05 Um... however you pronounce it.

01:08 This is the place where we went to auto, and the girl yelled out, "Go to Pizzoli!"

01:12 I think I nailed it. Pizzoli. It's better. That's what she said.

01:15 Pizzoli. So here we are.

01:16 Is it good?

01:17 Yeah, I'm doing the review. I'm reviewing it.

01:19 Pizzoli is better.

01:21 What?

01:22 Pizzoli is better.

01:24 She just said Pizzoli is better.

01:26 And look how I'm not even thinking about the fact my ass cheeks are clenched so tight.

01:32 One bite, everyone knows the rules.

01:33 There it is. That's a good look.

01:34 Now this looks like something I like.

01:36 It's a little on the bar side. Like thin.

01:39 We just did one that kind of reminded me.

01:41 Sort of. It had more tomato sauce. I'm getting leaked on.

01:45 What's going on? How are you?

01:47 Is it raining? What's going on?

01:50 Is it raining?

01:51 I think it is.

01:52 It's raining. The heavens are opening.

01:54 One bite, everyone knows the rules.

01:56 Pretty good undercarriage. Sort of reminds me of like a bar pie, almost Pinocchio sort of-ish

02:04 that we just did in Cambridge Square, except this looks better.

02:06 One bite, everyone knows the rules.

02:08 Mentally tough.

02:10 I don't want to burn myself.

02:12 A little blow action. It's raining. It's sunny, but raining makes no sense.

02:19 Good.

02:21 Best pizza, right?

02:23 Good.

02:24 Great pizza, right?

02:25 Really good.

02:26 I'm telling you, bro. It's the best pizza around.

02:28 This is- have you had Monty's?

02:32 Not yet, no.

02:33 Really good.

02:34 Really.

02:35 This is really good.

02:36 This is your favorite in Portland?

02:37 Yeah.

02:38 Yeah.

02:39 You came huffing and puffing in here like it's the best around.

02:43 It's one of the best, man.

02:44 Yeah, but you're like it's the best of the best.

02:46 Like is it the best? And then-

02:48 Best one around.

02:49 Okay, there you go.

02:50 Best one around. I eat it here all the time.

02:51 You want a slice?

02:52 I'll take a slice with you.

02:53 She'll have a slice too. Come on.

02:55 Oh, she works here.

02:56 I work here.

02:57 Open the score for me.

02:58 Zero percent.

02:59 Eight. Call it eight.

03:03 Solid eight.

03:04 Rookie number, round score. It is very good.

03:06 I think of- would you consider this the Old Port? Are we in the Old Port?

03:12 Yeah, yeah. This is like right outside-

03:13 The outskirts of the Old Port.

03:14 Outskirts of the Old Port, for sure.

03:16 This is my favorite so far that we've had in the Old Port.

03:19 I'm going to go-

03:23 A little sweet sauce, a little bit.

03:29 I'm going to go-

03:42 One more bite.

03:44 Seven, five.

03:46 Really good. No, good.

03:48 That's a good score for me. That's a really good solid score.

03:50 Seven, five. My favorite in the Old Port.

03:52 The Zoli, the girl was right.

03:54 Good stuff. Good, like I like those thin, crispy, solid score.

03:59 What's your name?

04:00 Alfred.

04:01 And Alfred says the best in the Old Port as well.

04:03 There you go. That's our view.

04:05 Jordan, full game for it. Our shit game. Put it on the calendar.

04:07 We were doing auto and the girl at auto while we were doing yelled out that you guys are better.

04:13 In the middle, the one working the register.

04:15 Yeah, yeah.

04:16 You're the y'all one.

04:18 It is true.

04:20 She gets fired, you have to give her a job.

04:22 I'll take her on. I'll take her on.

04:25 We don't talk- we call it the other place. We don't call it auto.

04:29 [Laughter]

04:30 [Swoosh]

04:31 (whooshing)

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Barstool Pizza Review - Pizzaiolo (Portland, ME)

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