Barstool Pizza Review - Monte's Fine Foods (Portland, ME) - video Dailymotion

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00:00 [music]

00:19 Alright, pizza view time.

00:21 We are in Portland, Maine.

00:23 Monty's Fine Foods.

00:25 Yeah, Portland, Maine.

00:27 Portland Sea Dogs.

00:29 If you don't think I'm getting some merch, you're nuts.

00:32 I used to be in this neck of the woods every now and again

00:35 in my younger days.

00:37 Dated a girl from Auburn, Maine.

00:39 She used to lie... Excuse me.

00:41 From...

00:43 Where was she from?

00:45 She used to lie and say she was from Auburn.

00:47 She was from...

00:49 With the B. Dave, your brain.

00:51 Whatever. This place, Monty's, sick.

00:54 Like fresh produce, Italian market.

00:57 It actually looks like it's designed to maybe be Roman style,

01:00 which I love because it's usually crunchy,

01:03 so you slice them, but we got the full pie,

01:05 and it actually looks really good.

01:07 One bite, everyone knows the rules.

01:09 A little thicker than usual.

01:11 Great undercarriage. I think I'm gonna love this pie.

01:13 I think this is gonna be... Where was that?

01:15 I think it's gonna be a welcome, surprise, or pleasant welcome to Maine.

01:20 My brain maybe needs Adderall.

01:22 One bite, everyone knows the rules.

01:24 Monty's Fine Foods, not to be confused with the Monty's from Swan Scott Mass,

01:28 which I gave a 10 because of my hometown pizza,

01:31 but it's not really a 10, but it's really good.

01:33 Yummy in my tummy.

01:37 Yummy in my tummy.

01:39 This is great.

01:47 Sauce...

01:51 Crunch out of this world.

01:54 How about Monty's, huh?

01:56 Local produce, Italian market.

01:59 I'm gonna try one with a little more sauce.

02:08 One bite.

02:10 Super hot.

02:12 Eight-four, I love it.

02:21 I love it.

02:23 Where's Bates College?

02:26 I don't have my phone.

02:31 She'd say she was Auburn.

02:34 Was she from someplace that...

02:36 Where's Bates?

02:39 Lewiston.

02:40 Lewiston! The Dirty Lou.

02:42 She was from the Dirty Lou.

02:44 She'd say she was from Auburn.

02:46 That was my story.

02:47 Eight-four. This place fucks.

02:50 What's up, man?

02:51 How are you?

02:52 What's up?

02:53 My man, bro.

02:54 This shit's good.

02:55 Fire, right?

02:56 Real good.

02:57 You been to Leonardo's?

02:59 No, we just got here five minutes ago.

03:01 How you doing?

03:02 What's up?

03:03 My man Dave. Y'all know Dave, man.

03:05 Barre-Coupe Residente.

03:07 Talk to your shit, man.

03:08 I'm not just talking to shit.

03:09 This Monty's is the real deal.

03:11 Monty's is the real deal. You heard that.

03:13 You're the man yourself.

03:14 You already know.

03:15 What's going on?

03:16 Welcome to Portland. Look at this.

03:18 Welcome to Portland.

03:19 What are you guys doing? Just cruising?

03:21 You know, have a day.

03:22 Nice to meet you, though.

03:23 Nice to meet you, man.

03:24 Nice to meet you, man.

03:25 [SWOOSH]

03:28 (whooshing)

Barstool Pizza Review - Monte's Fine Foods (Portland, ME)

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