Barstool Pizza Review - Pinocchio's Pizza (Cambridge, MA) - video Dailymotion

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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:19 All right, pizza review time.

00:21 Length of the down.

00:23 We are at Pinocchio's, Harvard Square, Nerdville.

00:29 Austin, you asked, have I done this?

00:30 Because I was doing pizza reviews when I was in Boston.

00:34 You're like, this is the Harvard spot.

00:35 And I tried to hit all the main spots, but I guess I hadn't.

00:38 It didn't look familiar at all.

00:40 Looks like a pretty good pie in there.

00:41 Now, usually college pizza, not as good as, like, I don't know,

00:46 mainstream pizza.

00:47 If you're on a campus, it usually goes down.

00:49 But this looks really good.

00:50 Harvard Square is quirky, and more than just--

00:54 it's a little bigger than just a normal college campus.

00:56 If you've never been here, it's beautiful.

00:58 There's nerds running around, like I said.

01:00 But there's a lot.

01:01 There's just a lot going on.

01:02 It's more like a city than just a college vibe.

01:05 And this does look pretty good.

01:06 So Pinocchio's, one bite, everybody knows the rules.

01:09 Big time flop.

01:10 It was sitting there for a little bit,

01:12 which that could have been on us.

01:13 I think we fucked them a little bit.

01:24 I think I was waiting too long, Austin.

01:26 Because it's definitely-- this one's a little better.

01:29 It reminds me of a little bit of a tomato pie.

01:32 Now, how was it?

01:45 It was good.

01:45 How was it?

01:46 It's open till Monday through Thursday, 1 AM, Friday, Saturday,

01:50 2 AM.

01:51 Generally, if you open late, you ain't that great.

01:54 That's another little philosophy.

01:56 But not bad.

01:57 I really think we handicapped them with it

02:03 sitting in the box for a bit.

02:07 I'm going to go 6.9.

02:15 Throw out a sex score.

02:16 Probably not a lot happening around these parts.

02:18 But there it is.

02:20 The review, Pinocchio's.

02:21 Pretty good.

02:22 Again, I think we were late in that.

02:24 That's unfair to them.

02:25 6.9 Pinocchio's review.

02:27 Have you had it before?

02:28 No.

02:30 First time.

02:31 Give me the score.

02:32 I would like that.

02:35 I think we flopped them a little bit.

02:39 Are you a Harvard guy?

02:40 Princeton.

02:41 Excuse me.

02:43 I'm a fucking nerd, Bill.

02:45 Why are you here, then?

02:46 My friend goes to Harvard.

02:47 Of course.

02:48 I was going.

02:48 Of course.

02:49 Yeah.

02:50 Have you had this before?

02:51 Yeah.

02:52 You like it?

02:52 Yeah.

02:53 It's the best on campus.

02:54 It's the local spot.

02:55 Yeah.

02:56 7.5.

02:57 7.5.

02:58 All right.

02:58 Fair enough.

02:59 From the Princeton guy.

03:01 OK.

03:01 All right.

03:02 So we're leaving the pizza review.

03:04 And we hear that kid's like, oh, no, I don't go to Harvard.

03:06 I go to Princeton.

03:07 I forgot to do it.

03:08 Every time I'm on Ivy League campus,

03:09 I rank the best Ivy League schools.

03:11 Best reputation, best schools, best everything.

03:14 Harvard is number one.

03:15 It's the most iconic.

03:16 When you think Ivy League, you think this campus.

03:18 You think Harvard.

03:19 You think every movie.

03:20 How do you like them apples?

03:22 Do you like apples?

03:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:25 Yeah.

03:25 Yeah?

03:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:28 Well, I got a number.

03:31 How do you like them apples?

03:32 Where do you go to school?

03:33 Cambridge.

03:34 They won't even say Harvard.

03:35 They bait you into asking, oh, where in Cambridge?

03:37 Harvard.

03:38 So here they go.

03:39 I got the list here.

03:40 Number one, Harvard.

03:41 Number two, Princeton.

03:43 Number three, Dartmouth.

03:44 Number four, Yale.

03:46 Yale's not-- yeah, number four, Yale.

03:48 Number five, Cornell.

03:52 Number six, Penn.

03:53 Seven, Brown.

03:55 And Columbia is like, you're not even at an Ivy League.

03:59 You're at a state school.

04:01 There it is.

04:03 [SWOOSH]

04:05 [WHOOSH]

Barstool Pizza Review - Pinocchio's Pizza (Cambridge, MA)

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