Jhansi Ki Rani Malaika, Apni Guard Arzoo Or General Rose Amanat Ke Sath Bani Time Machine Ki Mehman
Jhansi Ki Rani Malaika, Apni Guard Arzoo Or General Rose Amanat Ke Sath Bani Time Machine Ki Mehman
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00:00 "Wake up, wake up."
00:02 Welcome back, viewers.
00:04 Now, it's time for our segment, Time Machine.
00:06 Wow!
00:07 There's a woman who wrote her place in history
00:11 with her passion and courage.
00:15 Wow!
00:17 Thank God, this guy remembers a historical woman.
00:20 Aren't they both from Romeo and Juliet?
00:22 No, no. What does Romeo and Juliet have to do with blood?
00:24 They wrote a love story. They also stabbed each other.
00:27 No, they wrote a love story.
00:30 But the problem is, what is Romeo and Juliet?
00:34 You committed suicide because you love her.
00:36 I've told you a thousand times.
00:37 Why a thousand times?
00:38 Tell him a hundred times in front of his face.
00:40 The more your face is yours, the more you talk.
00:44 Hmm?
00:45 Before we move on to our segment,
00:49 why don't we call that woman?
00:51 Yes, sir. - Absolutely, sir.
00:52 That woman is the one who fought a war against the British,
00:55 against the colonial powers,
00:59 and like a man, she was very smart.
01:01 And you all often use her name in your sentences.
01:06 Jhansi ki Rani.
01:08 Wow!
01:09 Sir, she has been in a lot of movies.
01:11 Yes. - This sentence should be like
01:13 not a man's smartness, but a man's smartness.
01:16 If a woman is a little brave, she is called
01:18 Eddie Tu Jhansi ki Rani.
01:20 Jhansi ki Rani.
01:21 Talk quickly, because I'm getting bored.
01:24 I remember a movie.
01:29 So, should we call Jhansi ki Rani?
01:30 Yes, sir. - Yes, call her.
01:32 Yes, call her.
01:33 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you
01:38 Rani Lakshmi Bai.
01:40 Hey!
01:43 Where is the white man?
01:45 What? - Who?
01:46 Where is the white man?
01:48 White? - There is no white man here.
01:49 I can see that.
01:51 He is not British.
01:53 He is white.
01:54 He is not your enemy.
01:57 Oh!
01:58 I didn't say anything to you, boy.
02:01 What did I say?
02:03 Did you understand?
02:04 We didn't hear you, you must have said something.
02:08 No, I didn't say anything.
02:09 I was talking to you, so I said something.
02:12 You didn't come in my way, boy.
02:16 Today I will..
02:17 Where is the white man? - No!
02:19 Hello! - Hello!
02:21 No, I won't let you kill my Charlie.
02:23 Tell me, I'm not white, my colour is white.
02:27 I agree, you are white.
02:29 You have seen me so close.
02:33 Rani Lakshmi Bai, if you try to kill him
02:38 you will have to go through the corpse of a cow.
02:40 Hello!
02:41 He is a white man, he will have to go through it.
02:45 The way I am, I am safe.
02:50 Oh, God! - Who is it?
02:56 Mr. Rani, I have brought Rose.
02:58 This is Rose's shop.
03:01 I will teach him a lesson.
03:04 No, no, no, look here.
03:06 Don't do anything here.
03:07 This is our comedy show, we entertain people.
03:11 I think the wedding procession has already started.
03:14 Mr. Haroon, only the one we call can come through the time machine.
03:18 Hey, don't talk too much.
03:20 Mr. Rani, if you want
03:25 I can kill this man.
03:27 Ramzan, get my gun.
03:30 He is scared.
03:32 Are you Rose? - Yes.
03:35 She is the one. - Who?
03:37 The one who asked him to get out of the palace.
03:40 Right. - Oh, God!
03:41 Sir, I told you, he is just cursing.
03:44 I didn't get the chair.
03:47 I will get the chair. - Rose, I will leave my area.
03:51 I will teach you a lesson.
03:55 Jhansi's queen.
03:56 Keep your area to yourself.
03:57 Tell me where is Sona?
03:59 Mr. Rani, please sit.
04:05 So that I can introduce you.
04:07 Oh, this is the queen.
04:08 The chair is not open.
04:09 The sword is not so sharp that a big boy can cut it.
04:13 Do you think women are weak?
04:15 No, no, no.
04:17 I think she is a sword-sharp.
04:19 General Rose wrote in his final report
04:22 that Jhansi's queen was very beautiful.
04:24 Yes, yes. The one who fought against her
04:26 is the one who praises the enemy.
04:28 So she praised that she was not only beautiful..
04:31 She is beautiful.
04:31 No, no, at the end of this war, you will leave this world.
04:34 Then stay here and don't go back.
04:37 You are my queen.
04:39 You cannot talk without my permission.
04:41 Mother-in-law.
04:42 Queen.
04:43 You are very arrogant.
04:44 Queen, queen, queen.
04:47 She was four years old when her mother-in-law died.
04:51 So the leaders of that area who raised her..
04:54 Let's say the prime minister of that area, of that state.
04:57 Nana sir raised her.
04:59 And he raised her with men, with children, with boys.
05:04 He taught her sword fighting, horse riding.
05:07 And he used to call her Chabili with love.
05:10 And she used to do steeple chaise very well.
05:12 So, Mr. Haroon, how did she become a queen?
05:14 She became a queen in such a way
05:15 that the area of Jhansi was not yet under the control of the whites.
05:19 Okay.
05:20 They wanted her to come.
05:21 Her king was childless.
05:23 And he knew that this woman
05:27 who is being raised by Nana sir
05:29 has the qualities of a great warrior.
05:34 So, the child she will have will become a heir.
05:37 Because it was a law of the British
05:39 that if someone's child is not born, of a king
05:43 and if someone is not his heir,
05:44 then that state will take the white.
05:46 Ah!
05:48 This is called the doctrine of lapses.
05:49 This is called the doctrine of lapses.
05:50 Just like your show is top rated,
05:52 our queen is top rated on TikTok.
05:55 Oh, she is also on TikTok? - Yes.
05:58 Pushpa, you are the third queen.
05:59 Come, my friend.
06:01 So, she gave birth to a child.
06:07 Oh, she got married to her king.
06:09 She got married to Gangadhar.
06:11 Her child was four months old and died.
06:14 Oh!
06:16 So, the king took it to his heart
06:18 that he will also die after a few days.
06:20 But before dying, she adopted her cousin's child.
06:25 She used to raise him.
06:26 And she was such a great fighter
06:29 that she used to tie her child to her back and fight in the war.
06:33 And his name was Nimoda.
06:35 Yes.
06:36 His name was Damodar.
06:37 Damodar.
06:38 He is famous because
06:40 in that era, when men couldn't tolerate
06:44 women leading them
06:46 or women talking in a gathering,
06:48 the day the king died,
06:52 she went and sat on the throne.
06:55 Wow!
06:56 Everyone was surprised at her action.
06:59 And she announced on the throne
07:02 which is mentioned in many books of history.
07:04 It is a famous sentence.
07:06 'I will not give my Jhansi.'
07:09 Your words make me feel that you are interested in the queen.
07:11 Is it true?
07:13 What are my other qualities that you didn't tell me?
07:15 I don't know.
07:17 What qualities?
07:19 I am fast in horse riding.
07:21 Wow! - I am fast in sword fighting.
07:23 Wow!
07:24 I am fast in flying a kite.
07:26 Which kite do you fly?
07:28 Eight pavas.
07:29 Eight pavas?
07:30 Eight pavas? - Yes.
07:31 Is that a kite?
07:32 Eight pavas?
07:33 Is it a kite? - I mean, eight pavas.
07:35 Try to guess.
07:36 You fly eight pavas?
07:39 Yes. - Who gives you the khani?
07:40 A boy like you gives me the khani.
07:42 Yes!
07:43 Ask the last question.
07:47 The queen doesn't have much time.
07:49 Hey, moustache man!
07:50 My last question is that when you were leaving the world
07:53 and you were fighting against the British,
07:54 you fought well.
07:55 The most important thing is that
07:56 the general told her that
07:59 the queen has 5,000 to 6,000 soldiers
08:02 and she has 40,000 soldiers.
08:03 We can't fight.
08:04 She was the first one
08:06 who fought with the women
08:10 holding swords.
08:12 Wow! - And her army of 5,000 to 6,000
08:14 was about 12,000 to 15,000.
08:16 She fought with courage.
08:18 And she died in that battle.
08:22 And before she died, when you said
08:24 that the British shouldn't even get my body,
08:27 you set me on fire immediately.
08:30 And before she died, you held your necklace.
08:33 Who did you want to give it to?
08:35 No, we were bothering her.
08:36 We were getting annoyed.
08:39 I wanted to give this necklace to the child
08:43 whom I adopted.
08:44 Damodar. - Damodar.
08:46 Wow!
08:47 You got Damodar.
08:49 After her death, the area was taken by the British.
08:53 Yes, it was taken by them.
08:54 The way you see it today,
08:56 they have a lot of wealth
08:57 and their morality is very high.
09:00 And this is it. And that is nothing.
09:01 They took everything from here.
09:03 Brother, you are so talkative that you get paid?
09:05 Yes.
09:07 Then shall we go?
09:09 One last thing. - Yes.
09:11 I am going to stab him in the neck.
09:13 Why are you asking him? Ask me.
09:15 Rani. - Yes.
09:17 Shall I stab him in the neck?
09:19 Say the last sentence in English
09:21 before you stab him.
09:22 I am stuck. I think the English is stuck.
09:25 I think you should make a condition for him.
09:28 If he can say a few sentences in good English
09:32 then we will spare his life.
09:33 Say it.
09:34 What should I say?
09:35 Okay, say it.
09:36 Do you want to get your neck stabbed
09:38 or do you want to get my British visa?
09:40 I keep remembering that I am a foreigner.
09:42 Say a few sentences in English.
09:45 We will pay you for the uniform.
09:46 Say it.
09:47 The visa is so difficult to get.
09:50 I don't know if I will get it or not.
09:52 He is a foreigner.
09:54 He can't speak English.
09:56 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a short break.
10:02 We will meet after the break.
10:04 My question is to Mr. Azeem Vicky.
10:05 Mr. Vicky, you are a scholar in a segment.
10:08 Have you ever faced a jinn or a witch in your life?
10:13 No, I have never faced them.
10:15 I have faced them once.
10:16 Yes.
10:16 The witch had fever for eight days.
10:18 (audience laughing)