Skip to player
Skip to main content
Skip to footer
Search
Connect
Watch fullscreen
Like
Comments
Bookmark
Share
Add to Playlist
Report
Michelle Buteau Plays Never Have I Ever | Billboard
Billboard
Follow
8/2/2023
Michelle Buteau from Netflix's 'Survival of The Thickest' plays Never Have I Ever.
Category
šµ
Music
Transcript
Display full video transcript
00:00
Hey everyone, I'm Michelle Buteau
00:01
and this is Never Have I Ever.
00:03
Not with Mindy Kaling on Netflix.
00:05
It's just a game 'cause someone went to Kinko's.
00:07
- FedEx Express.
00:08
- Oh, I'm so sorry, FedEx Express, okay.
00:12
(upbeat music)
00:15
Have I ever lied to get out of a speeding ticket?
00:19
No, with this face?
00:25
Nope.
00:28
I always say I just started my period
00:30
and they just look at me silently like you did.
00:32
Works every time.
00:33
Have I ever dumped someone over text?
00:35
No, I have never done that
00:37
because I'm a responsible bitch
00:40
and I feel like I can go somebody to their face.
00:43
I have never paid for a comedy show
00:44
and left because it was bad,
00:47
but I have left comedy shows that I've been on
00:51
'cause I don't need to see that bullshit.
00:53
- Have you ever overdrafted a bank account?
00:56
- How dare you?
00:58
How dare you?
01:00
I got top titty meat, back fat,
01:02
and I got a balance to check.
01:03
That's not fair.
01:04
Have I ever lied about my age?
01:06
Never, I'm proud.
01:09
45 from the waist up, 21 from the waist down.
01:11
Bitch!
01:13
Have I ever seen a ghost?
01:14
Oh my God, I have.
01:15
- Where?
01:16
- No.
01:17
See, these people, they wanna invoke the spirit and shit
01:19
and I gotta go home with it.
01:20
Have I ever got skinny dipping?
01:22
Yeah, but I call it plus size dipping.
01:25
I actually went to the beach and then like,
01:28
two weeks later I had a pearl under my titty.
01:30
There was sand under my boob.
01:32
I didn't know if you knew how it worked.
01:34
Have I become a member of the Mile High Club?
01:37
I'm a size 1820.
01:38
I could barely get in the seat
01:39
that I paid too much money for.
01:41
Are you serious?
01:42
I go into that bathroom and it's like
01:43
I'm breastfeeding everything in the bathroom anyways.
01:45
So no, we could barely find the hole when I'm in a bed.
01:50
(upbeat music)
Recommended
1:41
|
Up next
Michelle Buteau : A Buteau-ful Mind at Radio City Music Hall ļ½ Official Trailer ļ½ Netflix
NoPopCorn
12/9/2024
1:41
Michelle Buteau: A Buteau-ful Mind at Radio City Music Hall | Official Trailer | Netflix
Filmow
12/10/2024
1:41
Michelle Buteau: A Buteau-ful Mind at Radio City Music Hall | movie | 2024 | Official Trailer
JustWatch
12/11/2024
1:24
Shania Twain Documentary āNot Just a Girlā Heading to Netflix | Billboard News
Billboard
7/20/2022
1:41
Michelle Buteau: A Buteau-ful Mind at Radio City Music Hall - Official Trailer Netflix
FilmAffinity
12/9/2024
1:14
Adeleās āEasy On Meā Back at No. 1 on Hot 100 Chart | Billboard News
Billboard
11/29/2021
0:59
Jenna Ortega Reveals She Had COVID While Shooting Her Famous Dancing Scene For Netflix 'Wednesday' Series | Billboard News
Billboard
12/7/2022
0:56
BeyoncĆ© Drops Second Trailer for āRENAISSANCEā Film | Billboard News
Billboard
11/9/2023
1:16
Pop Culture Rewind: Katy Perry's Left Shark From Her 2015 Super Bowl Performance Goes Viral | Billboard News
Billboard
11/10/2023
1:25
Lauren Jauregui Reveals Her Celebrity Crush, Pet Peeve & More On Speed Dating | Billboard News
Billboard
6/22/2023
1:29
Billie Eilish Warns Not to Interrupt Her While Sheās Eating & Watching TV | Billboard
Billboard
4/21/2022
2:02
Never Have I Ever Season 1
Teaser Trailer
4/15/2020
7:13
Francia Raisa Clears the Air About Selena Gomez, Shakira At Billboard Latin Music Week & More | Billboard News
Billboard
10/5/2023
2:12
Niecy Nash Loves That Netflix'sĀ 'Never Have I Ever' is 'Normalizing Therapy'
Entertainment Weekly
5/30/2020
2:06
Ally Brooke Reveals Her Dream Collab, Childhood Crush & More On Speed Dating | Billboard News
Billboard
12/5/2023
0:57
Mỳa Spills Her Favorite Vegan Dish, Childhood Crush & More On Speed Dating | Billboard News
Billboard
10/6/2023
1:19
Flo Milli Achieves Longest Streak at No. 1 on TikTok Billboard Top 50 Chart | Billboard News
Billboard
2/8/2024
0:54
McKenna Grace Talks Vulnerability With Songwriting & āBaringā Her Soul | Billboard No. 1 BBMAs Party
Billboard
11/19/2023
8:14
Ice Spice & Doja Cat Open Up In New Podcast Episode, Karol G Billboard Cover Star & More | Billboard News
Billboard
12/8/2023
2:02
Never Have I Ever - Official Trailer - Netflix
TedMovies
1/20/2021
1:08
Billie Eilish Drops 'Lost Cause' Music Video With Her Besties | Billboard News
Billboard
6/2/2021
1:16
Katy Perry Releases New Single 'Daisies' | Billboard News
Billboard
5/15/2020
0:42
Louis Armstrong's "Hello Dolly" Dethrones The Beatles "Can't Buy Me Love" In 1964 | Chart Rewind | Billboard News
Billboard
5/9/2024
1:27
Billie Eilish Wins Best Original Song, Taylor Swift & Selena Gomez Show-Stopping Looks & More | Billboard News
Billboard
1/8/2024
1:23
Pop Culture Rewind: Remembering the Most Iconic Moments of Aretha Franklin's Career | Billboard News
Billboard
12/28/2023