Mortal Kombat Legends: Cage Match

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00:00 ♪ ♪

00:06 His name is Johnny Cage.

00:10 His job...

00:12 Keep up the autographing.

00:13 ...is acting.

00:14 Cut!

00:15 Yeah, actually I'm really more into dramas.

00:18 You should leave the jokes to me, son.

00:20 But his passion is action.

00:24 I just want to know how you got so cool.

00:26 The truth is, I was bullied a lot in school.

00:29 You gonna cry, little baby?

00:31 My mom took me to the local dojo and my life changed forever.

00:36 Write this down.

00:37 Kick first, be awesome, make money.

00:40 So cool.

00:41 From Warner Brothers Animation...

00:43 Everyone decent?

00:46 Wow.

00:47 [grunting]

00:50 Obviously this is turning us both on.

00:52 Can you feel that?

00:54 ♪ ♪

00:56 In a world where an evil cult threatens humanity...

00:59 Look what I have.

01:00 What is it?

01:01 Give me that fucking scroll!

01:03 ...fist will fly...

01:05 [grunting]

01:06 ...and heads are gonna roll.

01:09 Ew!

01:10 Did you see that?

01:11 Yes.

01:12 She just jumped out and I spin kicked her head off.

01:16 Enough!

01:17 Oh, shit!

01:20 We need you for the brotherhood.

01:22 This club sounds great.

01:23 Where do I sign?

01:24 Fuck you!

01:25 What the fuck?

01:27 Joel McHale.

01:28 WWJCB.

01:29 What would Johnny Cage do?

01:31 Jennifer Grey.

01:32 You still don't get it, do you?

01:34 I'm starting to.

01:35 And Gilbert Gottfried.

01:36 Fucking superheroes!

01:40 Fuck him up, Johnny!

01:41 [screaming]

01:44 Sorry about that.

01:46 I don't mind.

01:48 Neither do I.

01:49 ♪ I was so blind ♪

01:51 Mortal Kombat Legends Cage Match.

01:55 [screaming]

01:57 Oh!

01:58 Is he dead?

01:59 I'm sure he's fine.

02:01 [roaring]

02:02 [screaming]

02:05 See?

02:06 He's fine.

02:07 ♪ I was so blind ♪

02:08 [screaming]

02:09 ♪ ♪

02:12 (whooshing)

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