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00:00The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet.
00:07You're going to be late for the meeting. In fact, you're late right now.
00:09I can't get this darn tie to come out even.
00:12Go, quit stalling.
00:13Stalling for what?
00:15So you can miss the singing of the men's club song,
00:17the reading of the minutes of the last meeting,
00:19and the approval of the minutes as read.
00:21Are you kidding?
00:22No, I don't think it's fair.
00:23If you're going to belong to the men's club,
00:25you have to learn to take the dull stuff along with the poker games and the refreshments.
00:28Well, it's not my fault if I can't tie this tie.
00:31Here, I'll tie it for you, Pop.
00:37See you later.
00:38Hey, wait a minute. Where are you going with my tie?
00:40Oh, it's not your tie, Pop. It's David's.
00:42Well, I've got just as much right to wear David's tie as you have.
00:45Oh, no you haven't, Pop. He's wearing my sport coat.
00:48You mean the checked one?
00:49Yeah, that's right.
00:51Now, just a second. That happens to be my coat.
00:53How come you loaned it to David?
00:55Because he loaned me his tie.
00:56It's for a worthy cause, Pop.
00:58I've got a date with a new girl.
00:59What's her name?
01:00Her name's Penelope Abbott.
01:02Well, good night, Pop.
01:03Good night, Mom.
01:04Good night, David.
01:05Good night.
01:06I'll borrow one of Dave's ties.
01:09Penelope? That sounds familiar.
01:11Not to me.
01:13Sure, weren't you going out with a girl named Penelope when I first met you?
01:16Penelope Briggs, was it?
01:18Penelope Briggs?
01:20I don't think so.
01:22I'm sure of it.
01:23You remember she's kind of a washed-out blonde?
01:27I don't remember.
01:28You must be thinking of some other washed-out blonde.
01:31How many did you go out with?
01:33I don't know.
01:34Look, I'm going to be late for the meeting.
01:35In fact, I'm probably late already.
01:37How many?
01:38I tell you, I don't know.
01:39I bet I've missed the singing of the men's club song,
01:41the reading of the minutes,
01:43any additions or corrections,
01:44and I move the minutes be accepted as corrected.
01:47Now, let me get out of here.
01:49Will you let me get out of here, please?
01:51Okay. Just don't forget to tell Doc and Darby
01:53they're expected over here Saturday night.
01:54Okay.
01:56Hey, good night.
01:57Oh, I'm sorry.
02:00Good night, Penelope.
02:02Bye.
02:08Well, it seems to be no further business.
02:10Let's all adjourn to the poker tables.
02:13Just a moment, Mr. Chairman.
02:14What about the 50-cent fine Ozzie Nelson owes?
02:1650-cent fine for what?
02:18For missing the men's club song,
02:19the minutes of the last meeting,
02:21and the minutes accepted as read.
02:22When did that go into effect?
02:24Tonight. If you'd been here on time,
02:25you could have voted against it.
02:28Okay. All I've got is a dollar bill.
02:30Well, we don't have any change,
02:32so now you can miss the opening of the next meeting, too.
02:35Well, let's adjourn to the poker tables.
02:37Wait a minute. Just a second.
02:38You can't railroad one thing through after another.
02:40Somebody has to make a motion to that effect.
02:42Okay. I move we adjourn.
02:44Second.
02:52That was a pretty dirty trick
02:53for pushing that law through when I wasn't here.
02:55That's why we pushed it through.
02:57If you want to belong to a men's club,
02:58you've got to take the dull stuff along with the poker games.
03:01That's just what Harriet said.
03:02Well, naturally.
03:03That's what they always say at the women's club.
03:05Only instead of poker, it's canasta.
03:07I'll tell you this much.
03:08I'm going to fight to have it repealed.
03:10Hey, boys, can I get in on this?
03:11Oh, sure.
03:12Oh, this is Harry Andrews, Oz, a new member.
03:14This is Ozzie Nelson.
03:15Oh, how do you do? Nice to know you.
03:16Here, have some coffee.
03:18Haven't I seen you someplace before?
03:20Well, probably around town.
03:22No, I don't think so.
03:23I just moved in from New Jersey.
03:25Oh, well, I'm from New Jersey, from Bergen County.
03:29Say, wait a minute.
03:30Did you play football in high school?
03:32Well, yes, I did.
03:33Well, that's where I know you from.
03:34We must have played together.
03:36They used to call you Ziggy.
03:37No, no, no, no, Ozzie.
03:39You played in?
03:40No, a quarterback.
03:41Wait a minute.
03:42Andrews, you played in the line, didn't you?
03:45That's right.
03:46Of course, we had a pretty big squad that year.
03:48Oh, yeah, a lot of guys came out for the team.
03:50That's probably why I didn't remember you at first.
03:52Hey, Oz, what's that big game you're always talking about?
03:54Oh, you mean the Richfield Park-Leone game?
03:56I remember that one.
03:57It was a tough one to lose.
03:59No, we didn't lose.
04:00Yes, we did.
04:01It was a close one, but we lost.
04:04I hate to sound immodest, but we won.
04:07I scored the winning touchdown.
04:09I happened to make quite a long run.
04:11Maybe you ran the wrong way, Oz.
04:13Yeah, I wonder why they called you Ziggy.
04:15You zigged when you should have zagged.
04:18Nobody ever called me Ziggy.
04:20Are you sure?
04:21Well, I'm positive I'd certainly remember a thing like that.
04:24Well, not necessarily if you can't even remember that your team lost.
04:27We didn't lose.
04:29Well, then why was I crying in the locker room after the game?
04:32I'm sure I don't know, but you weren't crying because we lost, but because we won the game.
04:38Maybe I was crying because I had my two front teeth knocked out in that game.
04:41Don't tell anyone, but this is a bridge.
04:45Don't tell anyone, but this is a toupee.
04:48Excuse me, Harry. I've got a couple more fellas I'd like you to meet.
04:51Nice to talk to you, Zig.
04:53Well, nice to talk to you.
04:57Hey, Oz, you know, I'm just beginning to realize what a really spectacular football player you must have been.
05:02I didn't say anything of the sort.
05:04You're the only guy I've ever heard of who scored the winning touchdown and lost the game.
05:09We didn't lose the game. We won it 17 to 13.
05:12That was a long, long time ago, Oz.
05:14As you get older, your memory starts to go back on you.
05:16Well, I'm not that old. My memory is just as good as it ever was.
05:19Well, let's just say it's peculiar.
05:21The two guys who played on the same team in the same game can't remember whether they won or lost.
05:25Well, I can remember we won.
05:27Harry says you lost.
05:28I don't care what Harry says.
05:30Hey, look, Oz, wouldn't that score be in your old school yearbook?
05:33Well, yes, it would.
05:34Well, then it's perfectly simple. All you have to do is look it up.
05:37Well, I'll do that as soon as I get home.
05:39Of course, it'll look a little suspicious if you can't find the book.
05:42Look, I can find the book. I know just where it is.
05:57Dad?
05:59What are you looking for?
06:01My old Ridgefield Park High School yearbook. I can't find it anyplace.
06:05Oh, you still worried about Penelope Briggs?
06:08Penelope Briggs?
06:09Harry, what's she got to do with whether we won a football game or not?
06:12Well, a lot if you had your mind on her instead of the game.
06:15What's the yearbook look like?
06:17Well, it's about this big, and it's red and white, the school colors.
06:21Oh, I think I remember seeing one of those back at your mother's in New Jersey.
06:25Oh. Oh, gee.
06:28Hey, wait a minute. Come back here.
06:30Haven't you forgotten something?
06:32Harry, will you forget about Penelope Briggs?
06:35Penelope Briggs? Just because I happened to go out with a washed-out...
06:39with a blonde?
06:40Who's talking about Penelope Briggs?
06:42Oh, well, why did you call me back?
06:45Well, to clean up this mess, all this stuff you threw around.
06:48Oh. Gee, after all, it's an attic.
07:00Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio.
07:05Gee, I don't know, Bob. I've never even been to Richfield Park.
07:08I know, but I thought you might remember my telling you about this one game.
07:11Oh, this wasn't the game where you tried the field goal, was it?
07:14No, I don't think so.
07:16Remember, there was only ten seconds left, but the kick was short and you lost the game?
07:20No, we didn't lose. We won.
07:22How could you have won if you missed the field goal?
07:24No, well, he's talking about a different game.
07:27Are you sure you don't remember the Richfield Park-Leonia game?
07:31I should remember it. I used to know all the games you played by heart.
07:34So did Dave. That's how you used to get your allowance.
07:37Are you talking about the game you played during the snowstorm?
07:40It was the first year Pop Erickson was coach because Professor Randall had opened up a real estate office?
07:45Well, no, not all the details. Just the last play.
07:48Well, that's the way you taught it to me, and that's the way I got to recite it.
07:51The score was 13 to 10 against us. We were on the 46-yard line.
07:55Went to a short punt formation. I was deep. The ball was snapped back to me.
08:00Oh, I remember now. You faded back to pass.
08:02Nobody was open, so you decided to run, and you went all the way for a touchdown and won the game.
08:06Did you hear that, Harriet? Well, wait till I see that Harry.
08:09Oh, you'll see him Saturday night at our party.
08:11Oh, well, when did you invite him?
08:14Well, I was just talking to his wife. She wanted us to go over to their house,
08:17but I told her we were having a party, and I invited them over here.
08:20Oh, well, that's nice, but how come you did that?
08:24Well, I thought since you fellows played on the same team, you'd like to talk over old times.
08:28Maybe he'll be able to remember when you used to go out with Penelope Briggs.
08:32Well, how can he remember that when he can't even remember who won the football game?
08:35Who's Penelope Briggs?
08:38I'd rather not go into that subject if you don't mind, Rick.
08:41Well, let's do it. I'd like to talk about it some more.
08:44Good morning. Oh, good morning, Darb.
08:46Got any coffee left? Sure, come on in.
08:49Hi, Darb. Hi, Oz.
08:51Morning, Mr. Darby. Morning, Rick.
08:54Well, I came over to apologize. Apologize for what?
08:57For Harry Andrews. I drove him home last night. He got out his old high school yearbook.
09:01Oh, I'm glad you... I couldn't find mine.
09:03I didn't think you would.
09:05What do you mean by that? Nothing.
09:07Oh, what did he want to apologize for?
09:09Oh, he found a record of my touchdown run in the yearbook?
09:13No, that wasn't it. He wanted to apologize about the mix-up in names.
09:17There was a Ziggy, but it was Ziggy Wilson. He was an ant.
09:20Ziggy... I don't remember any guy named Ziggy Wilson.
09:23Of course not.
09:25Oh, you're just trying to set a little trap for me, huh?
09:28No, I wasn't, Oz.
09:30I looked at the roster. His name was there, Ziggy Wilson.
09:33But do you know something?
09:35No, I'd rather not say in front of Ricky.
09:37Well, go ahead. You can say anything in front of him.
09:40Okay, but your name was not on the roster.
09:43Well, that's impossible.
09:45No, it isn't. I looked twice.
09:47You know, I'm afraid Doc's right. I think your memory is slipping.
09:50Well, I certainly would remember if I was on the team or not.
09:52Yeah, sure, but the question is, did you ever play football?
09:55Well, if I wasn't playing football, what was I doing?
09:58Going out with Penelope Briggs?
10:08Yeah, well, thanks a lot anyway, Doc, but I don't think so.
10:12Well, if I change my mind, I'll let you know.
10:16Okay. Bye.
10:18What was that all about?
10:20Oh, it's the Doc. He wanted me to go bowling with him.
10:23Why don't you go?
10:24Well, I just don't feel like it.
10:26But you always have so much fun when you go bowling.
10:28Well, it isn't that I don't like bowling.
10:30You just don't like football.
10:32Yeah, I like football.
10:34You just don't like being kidded about it.
10:36No, I don't, frankly.
10:38Look, you played football, didn't you, at Ridgefield Park?
10:40Well, you know I did. You saw me play.
10:42Certainly.
10:44Well, that is, I never actually saw you play, but you showed me your uniform.
10:48Or was it your brother Al's uniform?
10:51That was my uniform.
10:53I believe you.
10:54Well, you don't sound as if you do.
10:56In what way?
10:57Well, mentioning my brother Al's uniform.
10:59Well, didn't he play?
11:00Well, of course he did.
11:01Well, then what's wrong in mentioning it?
11:03If he played, he must have had a uniform.
11:05Well, naturally he had a uniform.
11:07Then why are you afraid to go bowling?
11:10Why are you afraid to go bowling?
11:11I'm not afraid.
11:12Just because they left your name out of the yearbook doesn't mean anything.
11:15Even if you hadn't played, it wouldn't mean anything.
11:17I did play, and I won that game.
11:19What game is that, Pop?
11:20The Ridgefield Park-Leonia game.
11:22Mr. Darby and Doc Williams have been kidding him about it.
11:24They claim he didn't.
11:25Well, why don't you show them your high school yearbook?
11:27Well, unfortunately, I can't find it.
11:29Mr. Darby found one, but they can't find your father's name in it.
11:32Well, I'm going bowling, Harriet.
11:33Well, good for you, dear.
11:35What changed your mind?
11:36Well, I figure I can't take a worse beating there than I'm taking here.
11:41Good night.
11:42Good night, Pop.
11:43Good night.
11:44Good night, Pop.
11:47Good night.
11:52Doc!
11:53What's the matter with you tonight, Oz?
11:55That's the third ball you've thrown in the gutter.
11:57I just can't seem to keep the ball on the field.
12:00On the alley.
12:02Back in the huddle.
12:03Where are you going?
12:05Will you guys cut it out?
12:07Cut what out?
12:08You know darn well what I'm talking about.
12:09This is football stuff.
12:10What football stuff?
12:11All I said was back in the huddle.
12:13I wanted to see who was going to pay for the Cokes.
12:15Wait till I'm finished, will you?
12:17Here's your ball, Oz.
12:18Go ahead and bowl.
12:32You're bad, Oz.
12:33I think you're standing just a little bit too far to the left.
12:35Yeah, you're too close to the tackle.
12:36Get over a little.
12:37Well, he's not used to playing in the backfield.
12:39He's an amateur.
12:40I'm a quarterback.
12:41Then what are you doing on a bowling alley?
12:43Oh, he's trying to bowl.
12:44Leave him alone.
12:45He's just trying to rattle you, Oz.
12:46A quarterback never gets rattled, if he ever was a quarterback.
12:49You see, that's the reason I didn't want to come bowling with you guys tonight.
12:52Oh, Oz, you're too sensitive.
12:54I'm not sensitive, but this is getting ridiculous.
12:57I'm telling you guys for the last time,
12:59I did play quarterback for Ridgefield Park High School,
13:02and I scored the winning touchdown against Leonia.
13:05What was it Shakespeare said?
13:06The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
13:09What lady?
13:10Penelope Briggs.
13:11Penelope Briggs?
13:13How do you know about Penelope Briggs?
13:15Well, I was at your house when Harriet mentioned her.
13:17Oz, tell us about her.
13:19If you guys think you're bothering me, you're just wasting your time.
13:23Go ahead, Oz.
13:24You can have another ball.
13:26I'll take it.
13:28Bowl or strike.
13:31Come on.
13:41All I can say is that for intelligent men,
13:43these guys sure have a strange sense of humor.
13:45I expected them to kid you a little.
13:47Well, about football, yes, but not about Penelope Briggs.
13:51Why'd you have to tell them about her for anyway?
13:53Well, I didn't tell them.
13:55Darby was here when I happened to mention her name.
13:57Well, why did you mention her name to them?
14:00I was just testing your memory.
14:02There's nothing wrong with my memory.
14:04Well, then why can't you remember?
14:06I don't care about Penelope.
14:08I want to prove to those guys that I played football at Ridgefield Park.
14:11It was my run that won the game against Leonia.
14:13Maybe that's the trouble.
14:14Nobody will believe there is such a place as Leonia.
14:18You know there is.
14:19In fact, I just got a letter from there the other day.
14:23Of course, where's his card?
14:24Whose card?
14:25The guy who sent me the letter.
14:27He played on our team.
14:28In fact, he played in that game.
14:29Who?
14:30A guy named Howard Stewart.
14:31He's in the insurance business now.
14:33Here's his card.
14:34Howard Stewart?
14:35Yes, they used to call him Hammerhead Stewart.
14:37He played on our team, but he's living in Leonia now.
14:39You're not going to call him?
14:41Of course I am.
14:42In Leonia, New Jersey?
14:43Harriet, this is important.
14:50Long distance.
14:51I'm calling Leonia, New Jersey.
14:54The number is Logan 39311.
14:57And I'd like to talk to Hammerhead...
14:59To, uh...
15:01Howard Stewart, please.
15:03Yes, sir. One moment, please.
15:05You know there's a difference in time.
15:07He's probably asleep.
15:08No, it says right on his card here,
15:10we never sleep.
15:12Well, I do.
15:13I've got a lot of work to do for the party tomorrow night.
15:15Good night, dear.
15:16Oh, good night, dear.
15:18I beg your pardon?
15:21Not you, dear.
15:23Do you have my number yet?
15:25It's ringing.
15:30In Ridgefield Park, there is a school
15:33that's called R.P.H.S.
15:35I beg your pardon?
15:38That's the old Ridgefield Park High School fight song I was singing.
15:41I'm sorry, sir. There's no answer.
15:44Oh.
15:46Well, thank you very much.
15:50There's one thing I can't stand.
15:52It's false advertising.
16:11And Ridgefield Park has called for a timeout.
16:14There's just 50 seconds left to play.
16:16Ridgefield Park's ball, fourth down,
16:18and Leonia's leading 13 to 10.
16:34Time is in on the field.
16:36Ridgefield Park is back in the huddle.
16:38Uh, let's see now.
16:40Come on, Oz. Call the play.
16:42Uh, well, uh,
16:44I was thinking, if it's okay with you guys,
16:47we'll call this, uh...
16:49Can't you remember?
16:50Yeah, yeah, this, uh,
16:52pass play where, what's his name, uh...
16:54You mean, uh, Hammerhead?
16:55Hammerhead.
16:56Hammerhead goes straight down
16:59and cuts, uh,
17:01back there.
17:03Center.
17:05Right.
17:06It's a long huddle.
17:08They're breaking now.
17:10Uh-oh, Nelson's calling them back.
17:12Somebody must have forgotten the signal.
17:16This is kind of embarrassing, fellas.
17:18Uh, what was the signal?
17:21It looks like they got it all settled.
17:23They're going up to the line of scrimmage.
17:25This will be the last play of the game.
17:27The ball is snapped.
17:28Nelson takes the ball, fades back to pass.
17:31Can't find the receiver.
17:33Decides to run.
17:43PHONE RINGS
17:46Hello?
17:47Mr. Nelson, on your call to Leonia,
17:49we haven't been able to reach your party.
17:51Oh, well, will you cancel the call, please?
17:53I'll call them back tomorrow.
18:06And that's how the game ended.
18:08And now we return you to our studios
18:10for a brief interlude of music.
18:12Oh, no!
18:13Don't go back to the studio!
18:17They're broadcasting the Ridgefield Park-Leonia game
18:19and they went back to the studio
18:20before I could find out who won.
18:22Oh, go back to sleep, dear.
18:23You're dreaming.
18:31I have your party, Mr. Nelson.
18:33Go ahead.
18:34Oh, thank you.
18:35Hello?
18:36Hello?
18:37Uh, is this, uh, Hammerhead Stewart?
18:39Who is this?
18:40Oh, this is Ozzie Nelson.
18:41Who?
18:42Uh, Ozzie Nelson.
18:43I used to play football with you.
18:44Where, the Philadelphia Eagles?
18:45Uh, no.
18:46Green Bay Packers?
18:47No.
18:48Notre Dame?
18:49Uh, no, no, in high school.
18:50Oh, Perth Amboy!
18:51Uh, no, no, Ridgefield Park.
18:53Oh, yeah, I played there when I was a junior.
18:54Who'd you say this is?
18:55Ozzie Nelson.
18:56Ozzie Wilson?
18:57No, no, no, you're thinking of Ziggy Wilson.
18:59Oh, hiya, Ziggy!
19:00What can I do for you?
19:01No, no, no, I'm Ozzie, Ozzie Nelson.
19:03I got a letter from you the other day
19:05with your card in it.
19:06I'm sending it out to all my old friends saying,
19:07how'd you like that endowment plan I submitted?
19:09Taking care of the kiddies so they can go to college?
19:10Oh, that seems fine.
19:12Well, they're already in college.
19:14Oh, then you want something for yourself.
19:15How about an annuity?
19:16You must be about ready to retire.
19:17No, no, no, I wanted to ask you something about football.
19:20Oh, the kids are playing football!
19:22No, no, no, I don't mean, you know,
19:23this is a game that we played.
19:25It was between Ridgefield Park and Leonia.
19:28Oh, yeah, but the game I remember
19:29was the Rutherford game.
19:30There was a scout there from Notre Dame.
19:32No, no, the game I was wondering about
19:34was the Ridgefield Park-Leonia.
19:36Well, to tell you the truth,
19:37I don't remember whether I played in that game or not.
19:39You know how your memory goes back on you.
19:40Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, I suppose.
19:44Say, are you bothered much with tornadoes out there?
19:46We've got a new policy that takes care
19:47of that sort of an emergency.
19:48Oh, well, no, no, thanks, thanks, just the same.
19:52Well, I'll send you all the information anyway.
19:54Okay, thanks a lot. So long.
19:56So long, Ziggy.
19:59I don't know what you're going to all this trouble for.
20:01It's just Darby and Doc in the crowd.
20:03Oh, it's no trouble.
20:06Wish they weren't coming.
20:08Come on now, don't be such a sore loser.
20:10Harriet, we didn't lose, we won.
20:13I'll tell you this much,
20:14you're not going to spoil my evening.
20:16I'm going to have a good time in spite of them.
20:19Oh, here they are.
20:21Wait a minute, you better let me get that.
20:23Ozzie?
20:24I've got it.
20:25Oh, hiya, Doc, hi, hi.
20:26Can I take your coat?
20:27Oh, Harriet.
20:28All right, I'll put it over here.
20:29Hiya, Sally.
20:30Hiya, Doc.
20:31Hiya, Harriet.
20:32I think you know my wife, Estelle.
20:34Oh, how do you do?
20:35This is Harry Andrews, Harriet.
20:36Hello.
20:37Oh, come on in.
20:39Hiya, Clary, I'll take your coat.
20:40Hi.
20:41Hiya, Joe.
20:42Say, Ozzie, I understand you and Harry
20:43used to play football together.
20:45Clara, please.
20:48Yes, do you want to make the coffee, Sally?
20:50Sure.
20:51Judy, you can get the coffee.
20:52Yes, do you want to make the coffee, Sally?
20:53Sure.
20:54Judy, you can get the cups if you want to.
20:55All right.
20:56Estelle, come on and see my kitchen.
20:58Hi, Harriet.
20:59Hi, honey.
21:00Well, OK, let's get it over with.
21:02Get what over with?
21:03My football career.
21:04Football, what's that?
21:06You know darn well what it is.
21:07Yeah, but do you?
21:10OK, Oz, let's settle this.
21:11I guess I do owe you an apology.
21:13The other night when Harry showed me the yearbook,
21:15I wasn't wearing my glasses, and frankly,
21:17I couldn't tell you whether your name was there or not.
21:19Well, my name was there, all right.
21:21I wish I'd have brought the book over here with you, Harry.
21:23Oh, but I did, Oz.
21:24Well, good.
21:25Here it is.
21:26Here, let me see.
21:27And keep your glasses on.
21:28Let me look at it, Doc.
21:30Oh, pardon me, fellas.
21:34Airmail special delivery for Nelson.
21:36Oh, thank you very much.
21:38Harry Bancroft, quarterback, and Tommy Murphy, left tackle.
21:41Well, did you find my name there?
21:43I'm sorry, Oz, but it just isn't in the book.
21:46Well, that's impossible.
21:47Who was that at the door?
21:48Oh, the mailman with an airmail special delivery letter for you.
21:51Oh, that's from your mother.
21:53I figured we might as well get this whole thing settled once and for all.
21:56So I called her and asked her to send me the clipping from your scrapbook.
21:59Oh, that's great.
22:00Here, this will prove it to you wise guys.
22:06Here, listen to this.
22:08Social notes.
22:09There was a new twosome at the junior prom last night,
22:12Ozzie Nelson and Penelope Briggs.
22:16What do you think of your memory now?
22:19See, isn't the clipping how I thought it was?
22:21Obviously.
22:23You mean, you couldn't remember a girl you went to the junior prom with?
22:26Well, no, not necessarily.
22:28Well, if you couldn't remember a girl, you certainly couldn't remember playing football.
22:31I tell you, I do remember playing football.
22:33Oz, I've looked all through this book and you aren't in it anywhere.
22:36You weren't even on the debating team.
22:41Oh, wait a minute.
22:42I don't recognize any of these guys.
22:44Well, that's the whole Leonia football team.
22:46Leonia?
22:47Well, I played on Richfield Park High School.
22:51That's why you thought you won.
22:52Well, you guys did win.
22:55Well, of course we did.
22:56But then you did play football together.
22:58Yeah, but we played against each other.
23:00He played for Leonia and I played for Richfield Park.
23:04Well, I'm glad that's finally settled.
23:06We'll take up the question of Penelope later.
23:08Why don't you do it now?
23:10Why should Joe and I be the only ones who have five?
23:15Here's the time the food's ready.
23:16Come on, fellas.
23:17Oh, boy, I'm hungry.
23:18Come on, Doc.
23:19Quit pushing, Doc.
23:20Come on, let's get going.
23:21Doggone it, Oz.
23:22I knew you looked familiar.
23:23I remember that game distinctly.
23:25The score was tied and there was 50 seconds left to play.
23:27You faded back to pass and then you decided to run with the ball and made the winning touchdown.
23:31Hey, did you guys hear that?
23:33Hey, you guys.
23:37They're too busy eating.
23:38We'll tell them later.
23:39Yeah, well, I nearly caught you, though.
23:40I remember diving at your feet and just barely missing you.
23:42Oh, well, I had kind of a tricky way of running in those days.
23:45Kind of bent over and I'd throw my feet up in the fat, kind of.
23:54You're the guy that kicked out my two front teeth.
23:59How about that?
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