(the the tune of YMCA)

Young man, when you come to the crease
I said young man, let your runs never cease
I said stay there and you'll score lots of runs,
and you'll make many more tons

runs runs runs runs runs

It's England's number 1

Alastair Cook
It's England's Number 1
Alastair Cook

Put your bat in the air, play the hook when you dare
and we'll come and cheer you on....

Runs runs runs runs runs

It's England's number one
Alastair Cook
It's England's number one
Alistair Cook
Put your bat in the air, play the hook when you dare
and we'll come and cheer you on....