Shane Warne is an Aussie Part 2 - Shane Warne

(To the tune of My Old Man's A Dustman)

Shane Warne is a druggie
He should be in rehab
He took his mummy's little pill
To try and lose the flab
He took it to lose weight
From all the pies and beer
But when the ICC found out
He got banned for a year

(Courtesy of Bernie Silvester)