Lyrics: Yip Jaap Stam is a big Dutch man, Get past him if you f*cking can, Try a little trick and hell make you look a dick, Yip Jaap, Jaap Stam Follow me on . Yip Yap Stam is Big Dutch Man Get past him if you fucking can Try a little trick and hell make you look a dick Yip Yap Jaap Stam. yip yap stam is a big dutch man. Yip Yap Stam is a big Dutchman Leicester 2 United 6. The Jaap Stam song, in the Blaze after the Manchester United vs. Liverpool match 23rd March 2008. Led on by the asian general :P.