We haven’t seen Justin Bieber out too much lately, and apparently he’s not hitting the dating scene very much either.

Here’s his lonely Valentine’s Day message he posted on Instagram…

[I got no food, I got no job, our pet’s heads are falling off… I got no Valentine!]

Justin is playing Dumb and Dumber… Because we bet he has tons of food… He’s still a singer… And that’s a direct movie quote, but clearly that Valentine part is improvised.

He wasn’t done there either… Justin reverted to more baby talk…

[All I ever wanted was a Valentine… And now I don’t even have a Valentine.]

So any lonely souls out there can be comforted by the idea that even Justin Bieber, one of the world’s biggest heartthrobs, who has never had any shortage of female fans... Was left without a Valentine.

Well, at least till he posted those videos, or decided to go outside.