I was bringing out two drinks for some customers, one was tea, one was water. I set the cups down on the table & the woman looked up at me & said
"Which one is the tea?"
& I replied "the one that's brown"
[] Agricola has an expert edition. Which is really just a revised edition with nicer parts that somehow got labeled as "expert".
[] Woah woah, spoiler alerts, not enough time has passed yet!
[] Shooting them up.
[] As a former cashier of a home improvement store, I was once asked by an elderly woman "Where could I find the asbestos?" (Hopefully not here.)
[] Wow. It has that long of a range? I had no idea. I thought they would need to refuel sooner than that. WOW. I just looked it up. That's pretty amazing.

I think what amazed me more was the reason they flew round trip from MO to PA without stopping: Security. Someone told me that landing was a security risk. I don't know if they meant security as in theft/vandalism, or as in "secrecy". Or maybe they didn't want to risk a landing/takeoff when it could be avoided?
[] I don't remember. I was probably grounded for something.
[] That's bizarre, and fortunately my experience with switching away from AT&T didn't mirror this. What exactly do they bill for if the number isn't even theirs anymore?
[] Probably the wrong time to chip in but I just love when people say 'woe betide'. Good job, keep it up.
[] These type of countries need the Gladiator update. And no I'm not talking UFC because the little fucks will cheat. And once they put this in place eventually one day they will have football. Then the average joe will be too busy chucking around balls to be hurling stones.
[] Sleep, eat, drink n shit, right?
[] Ah, rental season: (when i worked in a violin shop:

"How much does it cost to rent a clarinet?"
"I'm sorry, we don't rent clarinets."
"Oh, how much does it cost to buy?"

"Do you have flutes?"
"No, I'm sorry we don't."
"Oh- what do you have?"
"We have violins, violas, and cellos."
"Oh, What's a cello?"
"It's a big violin."
"Oh- and how much does it cost to rent a flute?"

"Hi do you have clarinets?"
"No, I'm sorry we don't."
"Why, are you out?"

"Violin Shop, how can i help you?"
"Hi, is this (other music store)?"
[] Book of love - Peter Gabriel
[] If you insist on "winning" you aren't serious about peace.
[] I wanna punch anyone who uses the "graphics" argument because you just know they say jay-peg and scooba.
[] Ah, the classic lure of a drug pusher.
[] Food and then lying on my bed reading choice fan fiction, especially those that are 40+ chapters long.
[] Wasn't that a Scooby Doo episode?
[] When I went to Vietnam in 2005 to visit family in countryside , there was no toilet in the house so we had to shit in the backyard. I love my toilet.
[] Getting this upset over two keystrokes is an incredible waste of energy mate.
[] Once got asked by a customer (passenger) if I was allowed to go into the cockpit.

I'm a pilot.
[] That's why they're psycho. Real serial killers would be far more calculating.
[] How much money you make in the Ramen game?
[] You are not a Luddite if you question the value proposition of an unproven product.

I'm all in on gadgets, and I honestly don't see the value of the google home. If you have a recent phone, it's functions are redundant.

You could ask "why are most of us still inconveniently walking around most of the places we go...they make wonderful wheeled chairs and scooters that eliminate all of that wasted effort".

There are lots of legitimate reasons not to jump on every single new gadget. Privacy is one of them for some people.
[] This isn't that strange. Quite a few bike repair shops also deal in kayaks and canoes.

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