Everyone Is Now Dumber Billy Madison

  • 8 years ago
Fucking lost it.
[] I am IV + IV = IIX. Do you agree?
[] This one again? Man i should do a youtube tutorial on these :P
[] Well you didn't knww buzsfelg was wthill there, so thaos spmething I jfes.?
[] She'll just keep a plastered grin on her face and yell "woo!".
[] I think it's less conservative, more anti atheist circle jerk. It's gotten better in the last year or so but a lot of threads were pretty unnecessarily aggressive against religion for a while.
[] Upvoting comparing being black to being a pedophile should surprise me, but it still does. Pedophiles have the same right not to view illegal child pornography that the rest of us do. They don't have less rights than anyone else. None of us can or should legally be allowed to view/obtain/collect child porn in any way. What a ridiculous false equivalency that some actually agree with.
[] bring the blow dryer with you to save time.
[] I couldn't imagine the rage and rants you would hear if the kids today were using dial up...
[] I love that you say "fucking" but used "witch" as the primary insult. Very appropriate here.
[] Nice!
[] Well. They speak English well enough to make a native speaker think he is speaking to another native English speaker.
[] I work at a drive in movie theater and the conversation went like this:
Customer: Why isn't the movie on yet?
Employee: It's not dark enough to show the movie on the screen
Customer: well make it darker
Employee: Sir we can't really control when the sun sets...
This was at 730 in the middle of summer..
[] "Y'all sell computers here?" - a customer to me standing in the center of the computer section in best buy, surrounded by computers, wearing a name tag that labeled me "computer sales specialist"

I said "nope, sorry" sarcastically and he legit walked away looking disappointed.
[] Because the Muslim community is perceived by many as tolerating, or not standing up against radicals in their community (just as the Vatican is perceived as tolerating or not standing up against pedophile priests).

Just as Catholicism and the Vatican have some serious introspection, and a lot of work in accountability to do... so does the Muslim community in some ways.

Unless, of course you believe the Muslim community is near perfect, and it's just Catholicism that has all the work to do, on improving itself?
[] Even better if you charged them for a cheeseburger.
[] I was a low C, high D student for 9th and most of 10th grade. I just never studied or did homework cause I didn't care. 11th grade I went to a new school that was SO far behind in education I was getting B's and A's because it was all material I'd already been through. 12th grade I got straight A's but then I had to drop out three months into the year due to family issues.

Got my GED when I was 20 without studying and aced the tests. Easiest test I ever took. A GED is obviously for dummies.

Where am I now? I've been working at McDonald's for the past 5 years. I'm not even a manager or a crew trainer. I'm the lowest rung of employee.

Study. Work hard. Do your homework. Stay in school. For God's sake, get into college and do what you need to do to obtain a successful career.
[] "Simmons is old! You should've been out of the game years ago but he can't stay home because he hates his wife!"
[] SPOILER...

...he Jigsaw. (maybe).
[] Thinking about anything and everything.
[] GONE SEXUAL GONE BLOODY GONE SEXUAL
[] What constitutes "a lot" of air travel? A lot of the good (good as in actually worth getting over a straight 1.5% or 2% cash back card) travel rewards cards have fees, but if you travel enough to actually use the rewards then the cards pay for themselves despite the annual fee.
[] They couldn't vote...
[] Britian has nothing to be sorry for. Pax Britannia brought order and civilizational to people in the world that had neither.
[] "I'm not triggered, you're triggered".

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