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The Atari Jaguar "The Cave" refers to an infomercial for the Atari Jaguar console that prominently featured a cave setting. The infomercial uses the cave as a metaphor to illustrate the leap from 16-bit to 64-bit gaming, comparing the "old" 16-bit world to a dark cave and the Jaguar's 64-bit capabilities to a brighter, more advanced world.
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00:01This is a paid program for the Atari Jaguar.
00:07Every great story has a great beginning.
00:09And this story, our story, begins with this.
00:12The Atari Jaguar system.
00:14And a guy named Bob.
00:16Right now, Bob's waiting for his girlfriend to show up
00:19so they can go out and get something to eat.
00:21He's got the old 16-bit video system popped in.
00:24He's playing his little heart out.
00:26You gotta love him.
00:27Tonight, I'm gonna show him something
00:29that'll send him racing up one side of Nirvana
00:31and back down the slopes of Shangri-La.
00:34Okay, so I won't overpromise.
00:36But it will slap him around a little
00:38and wake up his dull little life.
00:40Watch and learn.
00:44Hey, Bob!
00:45How's that system you're playing on?
00:47It sucks.
00:48The graphics are lousy.
00:49The color's rotten.
00:52Wait a minute.
00:53There must be something wrong with the connection.
00:55Hey, Bob!
00:57Hello?
00:58Focus for a second, will ya?
01:00No.
01:01I'm not gonna watch this.
01:02Oh, Bob!
01:04Maybe you'd like to watch this.
01:07Oh, my.
01:08Come on.
01:29What the heck is going on here?
01:31Bob, I'd like to introduce you to the Atari Jaguar.
01:38That button is your future.
01:43Go ahead.
01:45Press it.
01:46You think you can handle it, Bob?
01:59Shoot it, Bob!
02:01oh, my.
02:04I'll take that.
02:05Let go.
02:10Let go.
02:11Oh, my.
02:12You can't stop it.
02:13Oh, my.
02:14What if you do?
02:15Not bad, but next time there'll be more of them.
02:26Hey, who are you anyway?
02:27The name's Jack.
02:28Hey, great Jack.
02:29You mind telling me what I'm doing here?
02:31You're here, Bob, because somebody wants to help you.
02:34Somebody wants to show you a better way to play the game.
02:38What game?
02:38The game of life, Bob.
02:40It's time you grew up, got out, upgraded.
02:42You know why the video game you were playing tonight sucked, huh?
02:45Because it was old technology, Bob.
02:48It was a 16-bit system.
02:50So do the math with me, Bob.
02:52If I offered you a 32-bit system, that'd be a good thing, wouldn't it?
02:56Yeah, I guess.
02:56If I then showed you a 64-bit system, something with more power and better graphics,
03:02that would even be a better thing now, wouldn't it?
03:04Yeah, 64 would probably be better.
03:06This is the Atari Jaguar, Bob.
03:08We're talking the next generation of video games.
03:11It's your 64-bits of raw gaming power, CD-quality stereo sound, and state-of-the-art graphics
03:17that blows your old system away.
03:20I just had an idea, Bob.
03:21I just had a brilliant idea, Bob.
03:23Let's use your life as a metaphor, shall we?
03:25Ah, great.
03:26Now, pay close attention to the screen, and I will illustrate for you.
03:31Here's your life at 16-bits.
03:33Yes.
03:34One hot dog, please.
03:43Do you want fries with that?
03:46And now, life when you upgrade to the 64-bit Jaguar.
03:51Mr. McPherson, I... I hope you don't mind, but I ordered you fries to go with your sandwich.
04:01Is that really going to happen to me?
04:03Bob, it's a metaphor.
04:06It's not real.
04:07It's just a way to show you the difference between 16-bits and 64-bits.
04:12Look, don't take my word for it.
04:14Let me introduce you to Melissa.
04:16Hi, Melissa.
04:17Hi, Jack.
04:20This is Bob.
04:21He needs your help to be introduced to the 64-bit world of the Atari Jaguar.
04:25Oh, that's great.
04:26I'm at the perfect spot.
04:28I'm at Shane Tritler's Super Sports Club, and I'm riding today.
04:41Super burnout was really cool.
04:43It was pretty intense.
04:44I like the crashes, and especially leaning through the turns.
04:46Crashing on the game's a lot safer.
04:48You get away without breaking a bone or anything.
04:50Check out the bone he broke.
04:55I could play it the first time I played it, and I crashed like crazy.
04:58I didn't have to play it forever to learn how to do it.
05:02CD sound, how's that?
05:04The sound, I mean, it plays an important part of it.
05:06It just makes it seem like you're going that much faster.
05:09It's a record.
05:1016-bit, 32-bit.
05:114.
05:1264-bit.
05:14You do the math.
05:15Pick your core.
05:17Pick your bike.
05:2164, of course.
05:22There you go.
05:23You heard it from the champ.
05:24Now you decide.
05:25All right, dude.
05:42So that was really cool.
05:44So are you going to get a Jaguar?
05:45Look, Bob, I'll lay it to you straight, because you look like the kind of guy that can take
05:53it.
05:54The Atari Jaguar has 64 bits of gaming power, not like other systems with 32 bits or even
05:59worse, 16 bits.
06:01It's got CD, quality stereo sound, 3D graphics, and a state-of-the-art 17-button controller,
06:06plus 16.8 million colors.
06:10Now, does your system even come close?
06:12Of course not, Bob.
06:14And all this, all this, are you listening to me, Bob?
06:16Because I hate wasting my breath.
06:18All this for about half the cost of other systems.
06:21Okay, okay, okay.
06:22Let me ask you a question.
06:24How many games does this Atari Jaguar system have?
06:27My friend, Atari is the game master.
06:30They've got enough games to keep your fragile, little mind occupied until the next millennium.
06:38Yeah?
06:39Like what?
06:39Like these, bright boy, iron soldier.
06:42You'll pilot a 40-foot mech tromping through towns, destroying the enemy.
06:46Power, drive, rally.
06:48It's more than a race.
06:49It's an adventure as you rally around the world.
06:52Balbassare, skiing and snowboarding.
06:53Speed is guaranteed as you shred the slopes.
06:55Flip out, mind-bending puzzles challenge you in the great tile-flipping festival.
07:00Syndicate, you'll lead a team of cyborg mercenaries to save the world from a mind-altering technology drug.
07:06Had enough yet?
07:09Well, Kristen's good enough.
07:11Oh, Bob.
07:15Good enough?
07:17With the Atari Jaguar system, 64 bits, 3D graphics and CD quality sound,
07:25how can you be satisfied with good enough?
07:27Do you think you're good enough to play me?
07:32Yeah.
07:33Mm-hmm.
07:35How about Atari's Ultra Vortex?
07:36Back.
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08:06Volcano is victorious.
08:21Perhaps you need a tamer game, Bob.
08:24Because this game and I both need a big boy to play us.
08:29Oh, come on. Give me another chance.
08:31Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.
08:34Well, practice makes perfect, my friend.
08:36Look, just go a couple of more rounds solo and maybe, just maybe you'll be ready for a rematch.
08:47While Buddy Boys are finding his hand-eye coordination, you and I are going to have a little chat.
08:53And it will go like this.
08:54Atari and I will present you with an offer you will not refuse.
08:58You will then pick up the phone and call us.
09:00Bob here has got some time to get it together, and so do you.
09:04Get ready to discover the next generation of video games.
09:07Everything else is history.
09:09It's the Atari Jaguar 64-bit system.
09:12The most fun you can get your hands on today, at the best price anywhere.
09:15And once you experience the power of the Jaguar, you'll know in a cyber second it's a whole new game.
09:21The Jaguar has 64 bits of raw power.
09:24CD-quality stereo sound, 16.8 million colors.
09:28Plus, the Jaguar games are so intense because the Jaguar system delivers real-world, real-time gameplay.
09:34You can jam with a whole slew of top-of-the-line, cutting-edge games.
09:38Like Alien vs. Predator.
09:40Choose your weapon in battle with the ultimate warriors of the big screen.
09:43Zul 2.
09:44Confront Mental Block and his cronies to restore the nth dimension before it's wiped out of existence.
09:49Pitfall.
09:49Stay alert.
09:50One wrong move and you're a Mayan munchie.
09:52And Rayman.
09:53It's eye-popping animation.
09:54See what it feels like to be in a cartoon.
09:58And the excitement never ends.
10:00The Atari Jaguar was designed to be modular, so you can add peripherals to further enhance your gameplay.
10:05Call now and you'll get the complete system, including the 17-button ergonomically designed controller for just $159.
10:12Through this special TV offer, you also get a free second controller, so you can go one-on-one with a friend.
10:17It's a $24.95 value.
10:19And listen to this.
10:20If you call right now, we'll give you your first game free.
10:23You'll pilot the Cybermorph, an attack craft that changes shape to fit the environment, face Demon Head, probe interplanetary battlefields, and clear enemy bunkers.
10:34Do the math and you'll see the Atari Jaguar 64-bit system is for you.
10:39Don't wait.
10:39Call now and you'll receive the complete Jaguar system.
10:41Two controllers and your first game Cybermorph, all for just $159, plus shipping and handling.
10:47Have your credit card ready and call the number you see on your screen.
10:50Or send check or money order to the address below.
10:52Christmas delivery is guaranteed if you call right now.
10:55Try the Jaguar for 30 days risk-free.
10:57If it's not the most fun you've ever had, return it for a full refund of your purchase price.
11:01Get ready to be blown away by the Atari Jaguar.
11:04Welcome back.
11:05Let's recap, shall we?
11:06Great.
11:07Bob, the everyman for the 90s, has been transported to the cave for a few life lessons and pointers on video game playing with the Atari Jaguar.
11:16Who am I?
11:21Just call me a friend.
11:26Ready for more, Bob?
11:28You still smart from getting whipped in Ultra Vortex?
11:31Well, I say, if at first you don't succeed, change the game cartridge.
11:36Pick one.
11:39That one looks cool.
11:41White man can't jump?
11:42Perfect for you, Bob.
11:43Now, as a matter of fact, our lady in the field, Melissa, is down at the beach practicing her basketball skills as we speak.
11:51Hey, Melissa!
11:53Hey, Jack and Bob, how's it going?
11:55As you can see, I'm hanging out at the beach.
11:56It is a beautiful day.
11:57Behind me, we've got some great pickup games going on.
11:59But you know what?
12:00This is these guys' first time out on the Jaguar.
12:02Why don't we take a look and see how they do?
12:09You've got no time to be messing around with one of those Wednesday 16-bit systems.
12:13Right?
12:13Exactly.
12:14You can actually block each other out, foul each other.
12:18Ow!
12:20What's your favorite thing about the Jaguar system?
12:22It's the graphics.
12:23It sounds great.
12:24It sounds authentic.
12:25Just sitting back there and shooting Jays all day and raining them up high and having them switch down.
12:30Swoosh!
12:32Ha!
12:33No rules, no nothing.
12:34No rules.
12:35Oh, everything you can do.
12:36Rock in.
12:37I like most about the Jaguar.
12:38When you get five feet from the basket, you can actually get up there and really dunk all over the guys.
12:45When you're playing, it feels like you're playing out there in a real court.
12:48It's a real good game.
12:49I enjoy playing.
12:49I really do.
12:52Hands on the rim.
12:53It's the Jaguar, only on Atari.
12:57That's definitely cool.
12:59Oh, look at this shot.
13:00Way off.
13:02Stay off the board, man.
13:07All right!
13:11Great job, man.
13:12Thanks.
13:12So, do you like group activity, Bob?
13:16You're more of a one-on-one kind of guy.
13:18Depends on the game.
13:19How about these?
13:20Hover strike.
13:21Launch your rapid-fire cannon-armed hovercraft to save the colony before it's too late.
13:25Cannon fodder.
13:26War has never been so much fun.
13:29Theme park.
13:29If you ever thought you could build a better amusement park, here's your chance.
13:33Tempest 2000.
13:34Prepare for a mind-blowing assault on the senses.
13:37Cybermorph.
13:38It's part sci-fi, part flight simulator, and all in 3D virtual space.
13:43Hello, Bob.
13:45Would you like to play me?
13:51Ouch.
13:53If you fly like you shoot hoops, Bob, you'll need some help.
13:58Avoid the ground.
14:00Eat your trigger.
14:02Bob, you're supposed to avoid the mountains.
14:05Not use them as targets.
14:11Oh, well.
14:12Game over.
14:13Jack, don't take it too hard, Bob.
14:17You'll get past the first level next time.
14:20Thanks for your overwhelming support, Jack.
14:23I thought you were supposed to be my friend.
14:25No, Bob.
14:25Bob, I'm more than your friend.
14:27I'm your guide, your mentor.
14:30I'm here to show you what your life is and what it could be.
14:34Which leads me to my next point.
14:35Let's further extend the metaphor of your life at 16-bit, shall we?
14:39Great.
14:39Here you are, happily tooling around in an 83 low end.
14:44Yeah, it was an okay car once.
14:56Yeah, and a one-time 16-bit system for cool, too.
14:59But you're thinking about getting a new car now, aren't you, Bob?
15:03Sure.
15:04It's time for a change.
15:06Something sportier.
15:07More powerful.
15:08Something like this.
15:19Sweetie.
15:20Light screen.
15:23Is that me?
15:25Hard to imagine, isn't it, Bob?
15:27Yeah.
15:28I mean, no.
15:30I mean, not if I got a new job and a raise.
15:34Heck, if I got a new life.
15:37Which leads me to my next point, Bob.
15:39You certainly don't want to plunk down $300 or $400 on a new game system that only gives
15:45you 32 bits of power when you can get the 64-bit Atari Jaguar for half the cost.
15:51That's the real difference between this system and the others, Bob.
15:55Real?
15:56Come on.
15:58Give me a break.
15:59What's real?
16:00The change can't be real.
16:02None of it is.
16:04Whoa, what the...
16:0616-bit versus 32-bit versus 64-bit?
16:10It's real, Bob, when you do the math.
16:13And here's another slice of algebra you can chew on.
16:15Atari Jaguar's about half the price of the other systems out there.
16:21Well, Bob here wraps his mind around the math.
16:41You and I are going to finish that chat we started a little while ago.
16:45Come on.
16:46You know you want the Atari Jaguar, and all you have to do is pick up the phone.
16:50Get ready to discover the next generation of video games.
16:54Everything else is history.
16:56It's the Atari Jaguar 64-bit system.
16:58The most fun you can get your hands on today at the best price anywhere.
17:02And once you experience the power of the Jaguar, you'll know in a cyber second it's a whole new game.
17:07The Jaguar has 64 bits of raw power, awesome 3D graphics, CD-quality stereo sound, 16.8 million colors.
17:14Plus, the Jaguar games are so intense because the Jaguar system delivers real-world, real-time gameplay.
17:21You can jam with a whole slew of top-of-the-line, cutting-edge games like Wolfenstein 3D.
17:26Mayhem and Madness Jaguar style in a virtual war zone.
17:30Super Burnout.
17:31Open the throttle and take the ride of your life.
17:34Ultra Vortex, where the fate of mankind is in your hands.
17:38Doom.
17:39Blast the nasties and do whatever you can to ensure you live to fight another day.
17:44And the excitement never ends.
17:46The Atari Jaguar was designed to be modular, so you can add peripherals to further enhance your gameplay.
17:51Call now and you'll get the complete system, including the 17-button ergonomically designed controller for just 159 bucks.
17:58Through this special TV offer, you also get a free second controller, so you can go one-on-one with a friend.
18:03It's a $24.95 value.
18:05And listen to this.
18:07If you call right now, we'll give you your first game free.
18:10You'll pilot the Cybermorph, an attack craft that changes shape to fit the environment.
18:15Face Demon Head.
18:17Probe interplanetary battlefields.
18:19And clear enemy bunkers.
18:21Do the math and you'll see the Atari Jaguar 64-bit system is for you.
18:25Don't wait.
18:26Call now and you'll receive the complete Jaguar system.
18:28Two controllers and your first game Cybermorph, all for just 159 bucks, plus shipping and handling.
18:33Have your credit card ready and call the number you see on your screen.
18:36Or send check or money order to the address below.
18:38Christmas delivery is guaranteed if you call right now.
18:41Try the Jaguar for 30 days risk-free.
18:43If it's not the most fun you've ever had, return it for a full refund of your purchase price.
18:48Get ready to be blown away by the Atari Jaguar.
18:52You came back for more.
18:54You're much like my friend Bob.
18:56He knows a good thing when he sees it.
18:58Oh, Bob!
18:59Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, ready to get a Jaguar.
19:07Right, my friend?
19:09Uh-huh.
19:09Bob here is learning the fine points of video game playing and the Atari Jaguar system in particular.
19:15Isn't that right, Bob?
19:17Tell me what I can do to make you feel better, Bob.
19:20Give me another chance.
19:21Another game.
19:22I know I can beat her.
19:23Let's go over a few of the fundamentals first, shall we?
19:26Great.
19:28Yeah, yeah, I know.
19:29I buy the Atari Jaguar system and my whole life changes.
19:32Everything changes, Bob, for the better.
19:35Let's review.
19:36This is your life at 16, babe.
19:39You want fries with that?
19:41Life at 64.
19:42I hope you don't mind, but I ordered you fries to go with your sandwich.
19:49Life at 16.
19:51Life at 64.
19:55And the metaphor doesn't stop there.
19:58Let's take your clothes, for example, shall we?
20:01This is you at 16 bits.
20:05This is you at 64 bits.
20:07Nice outfit, Bob.
20:13Susie, how nice to see you.
20:15I heard Bob was looking for a rematch.
20:17How about we hit the slopes, Bob?
20:19I'll even let you go first.
20:21That's time when.
20:24Yeah!
20:34Yeah!
20:35Check point!
20:36Not bad for a novice.
20:53Don't worry, Susie.
20:55Maybe you were tired.
20:58I mean, I thought you had me there for a second.
21:02Bob, beat me.
21:06Bob, Bob, Bob.
21:08Yes!
21:08Did you see that, Jack?
21:10I kicked butt on that game.
21:11Come on, give me another one.
21:12I'm ready for it now.
21:13Oh, come on, give me another one.
21:15I'm ready for it now.
21:16I know you're ready for it now, Bob.
21:18But are you ready for Melissa?
21:20Hey, you guys, gotta come down here, man.
21:22We're hanging out at UltraZone.
21:24This is so cool.
21:25We have a major game of laser tag happening.
21:27And you know what?
21:27We figure these kids are up for the test
21:29of Tempest 2000 by Jaguar.
21:31Come on, hurry up!
21:39I'm about to take a survey
21:40and what these boys think about the new Jaguar system.
21:43Hey, guys!
21:44The 3D graphics blow my mind.
21:46Did you hear that?
21:47We are blowing minds!
21:48What is the highest level you've gotten to?
21:53Um, I think, I got a level 32.
22:02I've played a lot of other systems,
22:04but this is far beyond anything else
22:05I've played before.
22:0764 bits, baby!
22:09Graphics and all the colors and sounds.
22:12They have the mode where you can play
22:14either regular Tempest or the Advanced 2000.
22:20He's going for that top score, I think.
22:22I'm playing right now.
22:26Whatever.
22:28Okay, survey has it.
22:30Jaguar is the best.
22:32I've never played a game like Tempest 2000
22:34and my system before.
22:36It's awesome!
22:37Atari really does have some of the greatest games.
22:39Well, they've even got more
22:40coming out all the time, Bob.
22:41Check it out.
22:42Attack of the Mutant Penguins.
22:44You're all that stands between
22:45alien mutant penguins
22:46and the destruction of Earth.
22:48Are you up to the challenge?
22:49Fight for life.
22:50Show no mercy.
22:51There'll be only one victor,
22:52only one new life.
22:54Will it be yours, Bob?
22:55Ruiner Pinball.
22:57Multiple flipper frenzy
22:58and two challenging
22:59and eerie games in one.
23:01Bread hole hockey.
23:02Get iced with high stick
23:03and hip check in action
23:04and you're in control
23:05of your favorite NHL team.
23:06Missile Command 3D.
23:08Jaguar gives you the arsenal,
23:09but do you have the speed
23:10to defend your cities
23:11from the relentless alien attack?
23:13Oh, man!
23:14So, here's a good game
23:16to play right now.
23:17Atari's Iron Soldier.
23:21Good luck.
23:22Oh, hey, what did you do that for?
23:48I needed to get your attention.
23:50Got it.
23:51Then get the Jaguar.
23:52Nothing gives you
23:53the kind of action like Atari.
23:5564 bits.
23:56Yeah.
23:573D graphics.
23:58CD quality stereo sound.
24:01A 17-button game controller
24:03in your hand.
24:05Yeah.
24:05This gives you 64 bits
24:08of raw gaming power
24:09at half the cost.
24:11Yeah.
24:11Do the math, Bob.
24:13You'll remember that,
24:15won't you, Bob?
24:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:17I'll remember.
24:18Then you'll also remember this.
24:24That was a 64-bit kiss.
24:27Powerful and good enough
24:28to last a long time.
24:31Thanks, Bob.
24:37Whoa.
24:393D graphics.
24:40Powerful 64-bit.
24:42That was so real.
24:46What was real?
24:47A dream, I think.
24:50Hey, Bob, you finally did it.
24:53You had 64-bit
24:54and you bought a Jaguar.
24:56Yeah.
24:58I guess I did.
25:00You want to play?
25:02Yeah.
25:02And so Bob found happiness
25:15or at least a better
25:17video game system.
25:18And in today's world
25:19where the line between reality
25:21and fiction is often blurred,
25:22who could ask for more than that?
25:24But why let the joy stop there?
25:27Follow Bob's bliss.
25:29Pick up the phone.
25:30Dial.
25:31Order a Jaguar system for yourself,
25:33for a loved one,
25:34or for your family.
25:37After all,
25:38look what it did for Bob.
25:40Get ready to discover
25:42the next generation of video games.
25:44Everything else is history.
25:46It's the Atari Jaguar 64-bit system.
25:49The most fun you can get your hands on today
25:50at the best price anywhere.
25:52And once you experience
25:53the power of the Jaguar,
25:55you'll know in a cyber second
25:56it's a whole new game.
25:58The Jaguar has 64 bits of raw power,
26:00awesome 3D graphics,
26:01CD-quality stereo sound,
26:03with 16.8 million colors.
26:05Plus, the Jaguar games are so intense
26:07because the Jaguar system
26:08delivers real-world,
26:10real-time gameplay.
26:11You can jam with a whole slew
26:13of top-of-the-line,
26:14cutting-edge games,
26:15like Breakout 2000,
26:17demolish field after field
26:18of 3D bricks.
26:20Atari carts.
26:21It's a major go-kart free-for-all.
26:23NBA Jam Tournament Edition.
26:25Slam the competition
26:26with arcade-quality graphics and sound.
26:28Pump it up.
26:29And Defender 2000,
26:31now with 3D graphics,
26:32level warps,
26:33and power-ups.
26:35And the excitement never ends.
26:36The Atari Jaguar
26:37was designed to be modular,
26:39so you can add peripherals
26:40to further enhance your gameplay.
26:42Call now and you'll get
26:42the complete system,
26:44including the 17-button
26:45ergonomically designed controller
26:46for just 159 bucks.
26:49Through this special TV offer,
26:50you also get a 3-second controller,
26:52so you can go one-on-one
26:53with a friend.
26:54It's a $24.95 value.
26:56And listen to this.
26:57If you call right now,
26:59we'll give you your first game free.
27:01You'll pilot the Cybermorph,
27:03an attack craft that changes shape
27:04to fit the environment,
27:06face Demon Head,
27:07probe interplanetary battlefields,
27:09and clear enemy bunkers.
27:11Do the math,
27:12and you'll see
27:12the Atari Jaguar 64-bit system
27:15is for you.
27:15Don't wait.
27:16Call now,
27:17and you'll receive
27:17the complete Jaguar system,
27:19two controllers,
27:19and your first game Cybermorph,
27:21all for just 159 bucks,
27:22plus shipping and handling.
27:24Have your credit card ready
27:25and call the number
27:25you see on your screen,
27:26or send check or money order
27:28to the address below.
27:29Christmas delivery is guaranteed
27:30if you call right now.
27:32Try the Jaguar for 30 days risk-free.
27:34If it's not the most fun
27:35you've ever had,
27:36return it for a full refund
27:37of your purchase price.
27:38Get ready to be blown away
27:39by the Atari Jaguar.
27:45Gotcha.
27:45The Atari Jaguar is made
28:15of the USA.
28:25This was a paid program
28:26for the Atari Jaguar.

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