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5/31/2025

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Neha Story Part -1 _ Zakir Khan_

CTRL+A Zone

5/31/2025

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00:00I took my phone and took my phone and took my name, I was a friend of mine, and I went to the debate.

00:10What happened to you?

00:12I didn't have romanticism in my voice.

00:15I had a very flat tone that I was a friend of mine.

00:18What are you enjoying?

00:21What are you enjoying in the government?

00:24What do you want to do?

00:26I don't want to do it. I'll see myself.

00:30I'll tell you another question, friends.

00:37I'm living in a normal life.

00:39My life is right here.

00:44Don't go alone in my heart.

00:47You might not be so angry, you might have gone.

00:59I met Neha's name in the debate.

01:04That girl is the one who lives in the corner.

01:06They are beautiful, they are beautiful and they don't talk to anyone.

01:09I have a phone. I have a phone.

01:11I said, what's her phone?

01:12This is a little phone.

01:14Happy Diwali, Happy Eid.

01:16Some people say that, right?

01:18Happy Diwali, Happy Eid.

01:20F**k.

01:22I didn't show her face.

01:24I called her.

01:25I said, why are you calling?

01:26What do you know?

01:27I said, hello, how are you calling?

01:29How are you calling?

01:30How are you calling?

01:31I said,

01:34It's so warm.

01:37I said, what's going on?

01:39I said, no.

01:40I said, what's your name?

01:42I said, what's your name?

01:44I said, what's your name?

01:46Which is the name of Bajji?

01:52I don't know.

01:54Why are these teenage girls now?

01:57Why are they popular in teenage girls?

02:02I said, my grandfather is my grandfather.

02:04I said, what?

02:07You're the best.

02:08I was looking for you.

02:09I said, what?

02:10I said, what?

02:11I'm the best.

02:13I'm the best.

02:16I'll leave that.

02:17Why?

02:18Why?

02:19I said, you guys are coming from Bhopal.

02:22I said, where are you?

02:23I said, why are you coming with them?

02:25I said, I'm the best.

02:26I said, I'm the best.

02:28I'm the best.

02:29Okay.

02:30I'm the best.

02:31I'm the best.

02:32I'm the best.

02:33I'm the best.

02:34Right?

02:35Yeah.

02:36What happened?

02:37Actually, my grandfather was a shock to me.

02:39And he was a photographer.

02:40His name was a very famous.

02:41Two years ago, he died in accident.

02:43So, there's a photo and autograph.

02:46There's one of your grandfather,

02:47whose name is written in his diary,

02:49and it's not a photo and autograph.

02:51So, you saw your grandfather.

02:53I have to complete my grandfather's diary.

02:55There's a very strange thing,

02:57that someone's behavior can be odd.

03:00It's very strange.

03:01You can shrug off.

03:02It's strange.

03:03People are in their lives,

03:05they don't know what they're fighting.

03:06Two years ago, his father's death was so over-protective.

03:09His behavior was so awkward.

03:11She doesn't want to open up to anybody,

03:14because she's not sure whether

03:16you're in a house or not.

03:18It's not happening.

03:20It's not happening.

03:21It's not happening.

03:22It's not happening.

03:23It's not happening.

03:24I just want to say,

03:26it's not happening to you.

03:27I'm a good player.

03:29I said,

03:31I'll let my father pass you.

03:32I'll let him take a home.

03:34Then I asked her,

03:35and I said,

03:36I'm going to be on my Instagram.

03:37I'll let him do it.

03:38Now we're going to be on my friends.

03:39I'll let him do it.

03:52It didn't happen.

03:53Okay, you're doing boring with four or five kids.

03:57I mean, I played cricket, I played cricket.

03:59I said, I'll talk first to him, I'll talk to him later.

04:02So, he played with plastic balls, that's not a neon green.

04:06Big plastic ball.

04:10You've got 20 bucks.

04:12You've got ten times.

04:13Oh, brother.

04:14He's got me full toss.

04:16I've given you a shot.

04:19Now, these guys are like me, I'm going off.

04:21I'm going off.

04:22But I'm going to beat so much, why would I swing in the air?

04:29Abba Ji, put the plastic bags on the ground and six people sitting there.

04:32You understand?

04:33That's the restaurant with plastic bags.

04:37He's like this.

04:38He's like this.

04:39And he's like this.

04:40Abba Ji, he's like this.

04:42Shut up.

04:43Shut up.

Neha Story Part -1 _ Zakir Khan_

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