Fearless Leader uses Humongalon to lay siege to London, ordering the World Leaders to relinquish control of their countries to him to stop the rampage. Rocky and Bullwinkle are forced to become fifty foot tall beasts themselves to combat Fearless Leader and save the world.
00:00Previously on the adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, our hairy hero stood hopelessly on weird Monster Island as Fearless Leader and Boris and Natasha rode out to sea on Humongalon.
00:26Look at us! We're on a monster, yo!
00:30And in three, two, one...
00:34We have to stop him!
00:36Other things you need to know, this is the bad, mad scientist Dr. Lasso, who created the Mega Beast, because again, she's a bad, mad scientist.
00:45She also turned me into a monster.
00:48Everybody makes mistakes, okay?
00:52And remember the Monster Bros and their horrible Beast Blast energy drink?
00:56Well, we might see these geniuses again.
00:59Super harsh, bro!
01:01Whatever, yo! And now, we resume this monster of a story with a new exciting monster episode right now!
01:08So long, suckers!
01:10The world will soon be mine!
01:13We can't let them get to the mainland!
01:15We gotta do something!
01:16What are you all looking at me for?
01:21You started it.
01:22And if Monster Science got us into this mess, can't Monster Science get us out of it?
01:27Yes! Maybe! I don't know!
01:30Hey, that's our motto!
01:34So let's go!
01:35There's one problem, Moose.
01:39I have no lab, remember?
01:42Oh, yeah, right.
01:45So unless you know of a spare high-tech monster lab around here, I can't stop anything with science!
01:51And we ran right into the man-slash-moose-slash-squirrel-eating forest, didn't we?
01:58I hate this island.
02:00And we hated that humongalon we did.
02:06Yeah, he was so mean to me.
02:09He was mean to all of us, Carl!
02:11So why don't you use this lab to stop that beast?
02:17Whoa! It's the spooky house from a few episodes ago that got sucked through the portal door and reassembled here on weird Monster Island.
02:24Hooray!
02:25And now our heroes can race to the Monster Lab inside and save the world through Monster Science!
02:30Oh, my God.
03:00We now resume our monster story with a...
03:06Oh, it's nice to be back in my old spooky house lab again.
03:13Now, according to whatever this thing is, Humongalon is heading to London.
03:19Then we have to get there and warn everybody the monster's coming. And fast!
03:23If only there was a door that could get us to London instantly, before the monster.
03:28Like a portal that's also a door.
03:33Just like this portal door.
03:36Oh, well.
03:37Oh, goody. Another portal. I wonder what fun new disaster is waiting on the other side.
03:43Not helping! And there will be no disaster.
03:46Because with the right coordinates, the door will place you fuzzballs right in the center of London.
03:52London!
03:55Hi-ho, cheerio! Look out, London! Here we go!
04:02Hi-ho! Not London!
04:07Not London?
04:08Nevada!
04:09Okay, this time it will definitely take you to London!
04:15Boyan! Here we go!
04:26Whoopsies!
04:29But luckily there's a thing in science called the rule of threes.
04:32No, there's not.
04:33Well, the third thing you try always works.
04:39Yay, science!
04:42Boo-bye!
04:45So, as the science rule of threes proved to be a whole lot of bull, Boris, Natasha, and Fearless Leader were riding a whole lot of monster.
04:54No, just think, Fearless Leader. Once you take over London, the rest of world leaders will hand over the keys to their cities!
05:01Yes!
05:03And then, when you realize you have more land than you need, you can give some to me so I can rule my own little part of the world!
05:13What? Can't I have, like, one tiny city of my own? I'm going to call it Borisburg!
05:20Oh, please tell me there isn't a jingle!
05:23There are no stop signs in Borisburg! There ain't no reading in Borisburg! Fireworks every night in Borisburg!
05:31What do you say to letting me have Borisburg?
05:35I'll think about it.
05:37And world domination, here I come!
05:40Okay, after consulting a globe and actually looking at the keys when typing, this should finally get you to London.
05:54Yeah, there's no way you can get me to go back in that thing!
05:57Sure there is! Watch!
06:00Nice! Okay, Moosey, we'll stay here and work on a way to stop Humongalon with science!
06:06Now go! Cannonball!
06:11Ouch!
06:12Quick, Bullwinkle! We have to warn everybody to get out of the city before the monster gets here!
06:17But as Rocky and Bullwinkle bravely race to warn all of London of their impending doom...
06:22People of London, you gotta get out of here!
06:25A giant hideous monster is coming!
06:27They were surprised by the reaction!
06:32Come again! We love monsters now!
06:35After the moose monster fix Big Ben, we'll never judge a monster wrongly again!
06:40You don't understand! I was that monster!
06:43Until our butler arrived and took us in a likely stolen Harrier jet to a weird monster island!
06:49To meet a bad mad scientist who owned the spooky house where I found the monster serum and...
06:55Where'd everybody go?
06:58No, I'm sorry!
07:01Yeah, we're doomed!
07:02Yeah, we're doomed!
07:09No!
07:13Hello!
07:15Hello!
07:16Goodbye!
07:17Okay!
07:18Maybe this new monster isn't as nice as the last one?
07:30Yeah!
07:32Yuck!
07:34Yuck!
07:36Yuck!
07:40Ha ha ha ha ha!
07:42Ha ha ha ha ha!
07:44Bang!
07:45Smash!
07:46Smash!
07:47Smash!
07:48Smash!
07:49Smash!
07:50Smash!
07:51Smash!
07:52Poke Smokes!
07:53It's unstoppable!
07:54What can we do?
07:55Well, the first thing we can do is pull that thorn out of its foot so it'll stop screaming!
08:01Then, with the city a little quieter, we can think of a way to stop it!
08:05Bullwinkle! It's like that classic story, the lion and the mouse that we're ripping off!
08:08If we can pull that thorn out, he'll be nice!
08:11If only there were a way to get close enough to pull it out!
08:14But we'd need something fast, with like a big monster grabber on top!
08:18This is awesome!
08:19Yeah!
08:21Time house come, monster prize!
08:24To win back our monster cred by catching the biggest beast of them all, yeah!
08:29And with our dope, newly upgraded monster van with big monster grabber, nothing can stop the monster grabber!
08:36Just get me close enough to grab that thorn and let's turn this mean monster nice!
08:51Almost got it!
08:53And now to pull it!
09:00And now he'll be a nice and sweet monster! Episode over! Good night, everybody!
09:14Or, with no thorn, it means he can stomp even harder now!
09:23We made him wanna stomp more!
09:25You wanna stomp more?
09:26Help!
09:35Detract the bro van!
09:37Ugh, I like stealing my dad's tons of money for those sick upgrades!
09:41Yeah, well, you can buff that, uh...
09:45Bye squirrel!
09:46Oh!
09:50With the monsters scarifying all of London, world leaders are meeting right now at the palace, debating whether or not they should give world control to Fearless Leader.
09:59Here's our action copter reporter, Dale Darrington, with more.
10:03Thanks, Darla. I'm here with Fearless Leader. So, fearless real talk, what are your list of demands for surrender?
10:09I want the keys to all the cities in the entire world, and...
10:14There's gonna be a new city called Porrisburg!
10:16I said I'd think about it!
10:18The world leaders have one hour to meet my demands, or their cities will also meet Humongalon!
10:28Will Fearless Leader finally fulfill his evil dream and take over the world?
10:32Will Natasha stop mugging for the camera?
10:35Can Dr. Lasso find a way to stop Humongalon and save the world?
10:40Probably not.
10:42And, will Rocky and Bullwinkle's next monster-stopping plan be better than their last ones?
10:47Oh, you know it!
10:49Charge!
10:51Charge!
10:54That's a big no! But find out what happens next after this word from...
10:58Wait, this can't be right. Borisburg?
11:00Want to live in a city where life and reading can't get you down?
11:04Then come to Borisburg!
11:06In Borisburg, there are no annoying red lights to slow you down!
11:12Every light is green all the time!
11:16And there are no books in Borisburg!
11:19Cause so many pages with tiny, tiny letters and no pictures is total hassle, right?
11:25And in Borisburg, every night is fireworks night!
11:29Borisburg, where all your dreams and hatred of reading come true!
11:35I never said you could have this part of town!
11:37Please!
11:39No!
11:41Borisburg!
11:42Yeah, there's no way I'm living there. Okay, back to the show!
11:46Where Fearless Leader waited for all the world leaders to bring him all the keys to all the cities in the world!
11:52Yoo-hoo! You have ten minutes to give me all the keys!
11:55And check it, Fearless Leader! I've designed you some fearless money for when you take over the world!
12:02Ooh, there's me on the evil ten!
12:05There's me on the evil twenty!
12:07Ooh, I look so evil on the evil fifty! And...
12:10But! If Boris gets his own city, I should get my face on the hundo!
12:16Only me have the money! But you can have a city too!
12:19What?!
12:20Want to live in a city with upscale espresso-fueled art cafes, high-tech office lofts and literacy?
12:26Then come to Natasha Heights! We have super convenient metro access!
12:31And located right across the street from Borisburg!
12:36Your town sucks!
12:37Borisburg!
12:42Who builds a town without stoplights?
12:44No one!
12:45And with only minutes remaining before Fearless Leader would get all the keys to all the cities in the world,
12:50our desperate heroes race back to Weird Monster Island!
12:53Cannonball!
12:56Yeah, we need science! Invest!
12:59While you're in luck, I've just created a demonstering formula
13:04that should shrink Humongalon back to his regular-sized Elan-friendly self!
13:11Well, where is it?
13:13A dog biscuit!
13:19A monster biscuit! The formula is hidden inside. It also promotes strong teeth and a shiny coat.
13:25A glowing giant dog biscuit? Ugh, that looks so... delicious!
13:32Don't eat that!
13:33Then how about a lick?
13:34The formula in that biscuit is specifically designed for a giant nasty monster!
13:44There's no telling what it would do to a regular moose!
13:47Uh, could you give us, like, your top three guesses?
13:49Well, it could make you explode, liquefy your bones, or turn you into a mega-beast just as big and terrifying as Humongalon himself!
14:02Hey, suddenly I lost my appetite.
14:07But the evil monocle guy controls the monster's every move with that saddle, including his mouth!
14:13What if Humongalon doesn't go for the giant treat?
14:16Oh, it will! Because I built a mouth-opening loophole into every one of my monsters!
14:23A tickle spot! All monsters are genetically ticklish just to the right of the tummy!
14:29Please don't!
14:34See?
14:35Okay, so once we get the monster to open its mouth, how do we drop the world-saving biscuit?
14:41Ask a silly question!
14:46No-ho-ho-ho, Humongalon!
14:49The world leaders are bringing me the keys to all the cities!
14:53Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
14:54What is that?
14:56Here, boys! Get us a treat! Get it!
15:02No! No beast treats until I get the keys to the cities!
15:05Looks like it's time for Operation Tickle Spot!
15:11Cannonball!
15:16What is going on? What are you doing?
15:19It's that moose and squall taking on the monster!
15:30They're crazy!
15:31They're also the only chance we've got!
15:34Whoa! Moose!
15:36Get ready, Rocky!
15:38Coo-choo-choo-choo!
15:42No!
15:44I've only got one shot at this!
15:47No, no, no!
15:51Why aren't these controls working?
15:56So close!
16:01And the moose is up!
16:03And it's good!
16:04Ball Wanko!
16:05And with that extra point, it looked like Fearless later had won,
16:06because he got all the keys to all the cities in the world!
16:10Yes!
16:12Now I can finally play my Take Over the World party mix I made so long ago!
16:15As Humongalon danced in victory, all Londoners and the world leaders slumped in sadness, but nobody was sadder than Rocky.
16:16Ball Wanko!
16:17Ball Wanko!
16:18And with that extra point, it looked like Fearless later had won, because he got all the keys to all the cities in the world!
16:22Yes!
16:24Now I can finally play my Take Over the World party mix I made so long ago!
16:29As Humongalon danced in victory, all Londoners and the world leaders slumped in sadness, but nobody was sadder than Rocky.
16:42Ball Wanko!
16:45Who lost his best friend!
16:55It could liquefy your bones, or turn you into a mega-beast just as big as Humongalon!
17:02No, it's too dangerous!
17:06But he's the only child screen called!
17:09Who the heck are you?
17:10Get out of this underwater memory bubble!
17:14What are you all doing down here?
17:16Why don't you come to Borisburg, eh?
17:19Or if you don't want to be a moron, come to Natasha Heights!
17:22Why aren't you?
17:23What are you all doing down here?
17:24Why aren't you all up to Doran?
17:25Why aren't you all up to Doran?
17:26Why aren't you all up to Doran?
17:29This Is Coming Up to Doran?
17:31What are you all doing down here?
17:33People of the World!
17:35As your new evil leader, the first thing i will do is...
17:41What is that, what is that sound?
17:45What's that sound?
18:01Bullwinkle, what did you do?
18:03I ate the biscuit.
18:05What?
18:06Don't worry, I saved you a piece.
18:08Ah!
18:14You want some of this?
18:16Well, it's monster battle mix time, baby!
18:20There are no stuff signs in Woresburg.
18:22There ain't no reading in Woresburg.
18:25Wrong sign.
18:28And so, the monster battle for London and the world was on.
18:33Humongalon versus Humongamoose.
18:37You've got this monster, buddy!
19:01Oh, no! Bullwinkle is down for the count!
19:05Buddy's back up!
19:08No, no, he's down again.
19:13It's too strong!
19:14If only there was some way to give monster Bullwinkle the edge!
19:17Like an energy boost for beasts!
19:24Sad monster bros, do you have enough beast blasts to give beast boost to my buddy?
19:29Shall we do?
19:30Shall we do?
19:35But how do you get a two ton totally broken down monster van with beast blast turbo hose delivery technology up that high, you?
19:43It would take a monster miracle, bro!
19:52I've got him right where I want him and nothing can stop me!
19:56Punky smokes!
20:02Now beast blast!
20:07First the barp!
20:11First, the burp!
20:20And then the blast!
20:27Uh-oh, this can be good.
20:37So, no Boris Berg?
20:39Or Natasha Heights?
20:41What do you think?
20:45I think Humangalan looks angry at us for using him to do our evil bidding!
20:50Yep, back to Potsylania!
20:56Got you!
20:57Time for a Mega Monster Tail Twister!
21:09We did it!
21:10And so, with Humangalan tails twisted and defeated, all the world celebrated as Rocky and Woolwinkle returned all the keys to all the cities in the world.
21:20Yeah!
21:21The Monster Bros, now redeemed for helping save the world, decided to go back to college and pursue degrees in engineering!
21:29No way, bro!
21:30Go to college and get a life, yo!
21:32Okay!
21:33And as our evil villains escaped to Potsylvania, Fearless Leader consoled himself by cranking his, I'll get you next time mix!
21:42There are no stuff sides in course!
21:43Wrong side!
21:44Wrong side!
21:45As for our butler, he decided to stay part monster when he realized he could make a ton of cash being the new Beast Blast spokesmonster and was able to hire his own butler!
21:57And Dr. Lasso and all of her monsters lived happily ever after, now that she turned Humongalon back to the much nicer, regular-sized-alon!
22:06And with Dr. Lasso's back-to-normal antidote, our fearless fuzzy friends return to Frostbite Falls, ready for their next adventure, whatever that may be!
22:19Hey Rocky, ever dream of being a huge mega-superstar king of rock?
22:23Oh, you know it!
22:25It might have something to do with music!
22:28Uh, guys, I'm trying to narrate here, are you done rocking?
22:32Not even close!
22:33See you next time on the amazing and loud Adventures of Rocky and Boowinko!
