- 5/2/2025
A spoiled young man - on the run from a ruthless killer - hooks up with a puppeteer and his wife who are masters of the art of tai chi; the only style that can defeat the killer.
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00:01:30Hey, you know who my father is? You know who I am?
00:01:32I'm gonna run right over to you.
00:01:39Oh, my leg.
00:01:41Oh, my bike.
00:01:44Raja, what are you doing here?
00:01:47Nothing. Just cleaning my bicycle wheel, you see?
00:01:51Well, it's a nice bike.
00:01:52Oh, you like this? Dad bought it for me in the States. Nice, huh?
00:01:57Hey, hop on. I'll give you a ride to school.
00:01:59Oh, that'd be great.
00:02:03Oh, this is wonderful.
00:02:06Hey, don't go yet. I don't feel bad to buy you some new clothes.
00:02:19Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
00:02:25Watch this.
00:02:26Hey!
00:02:29Hey, no hands.
00:02:31Take it, take it.
00:02:35Stop!
00:02:35Doctor, you trying to show me up?
00:02:44Hey, Tasha, everyone knows you're the smart one.
00:02:47Huh? Damn you. Try to be funny with me?
00:02:49I'm not scared of people like you.
00:02:51Okay, you ask for it.
00:02:53Charge!
00:03:05Here I come!
00:03:16Tasha, now you see just who's being shown up.
00:03:18Ah, you bastard! I'll get you!
00:03:32Tasha, you wouldn't like to see what's happened to you.
00:03:35You'll never be able to equal me.
00:04:00Look, my arms are bigger than yours
00:04:03And also, I'm a lot bigger down there
00:04:09Hey, there's another thing I'm better at
00:04:15What's that?
00:04:16Hitting a cop
00:04:17Maybe
00:04:18Mine's bigger
00:04:21Take this
00:04:26I told you not to do that
00:04:28Here he is, sir
00:04:29Who threw that?
00:04:36He did, sir
00:04:36Please
00:04:37God damn you
00:04:38No, no
00:04:39Get up
00:04:39No, no, no
00:04:40You bastard
00:04:42Your ass is busted
00:04:44Come on downtown
00:04:45Come on, you
00:04:46I didn't do it, I'm telling you
00:04:47Hey, there's one thing I'm not good at
00:04:49That's getting boggled
00:04:50I'll get in with you
00:04:50Your ass is grass, man
00:04:59Hey, don't stop
00:05:17Just keep going
00:05:18Or your stingy father's gonna be shouting at me again
00:05:20Put 50 sacks of salt on that truck right now
00:05:26Am I seeing things?
00:05:34Your eyes are okay, but your back isn't
00:05:37What you're doing here?
00:05:38Come on, I only wanted to give you a little help
00:05:40You shouldn't have come here
00:05:45You better go home
00:05:45This ain't a job for you
00:05:49Brother
00:05:51Test this
00:05:54So you want to test me?
00:06:05Hey, just to see how strong you are
00:06:07Okay
00:06:08Take one more
00:06:14Not bad, huh?
00:06:18Now your turn
00:06:19You just watch me
00:06:23Can you do it?
00:06:33Of course
00:06:34How about that?
00:06:56Oh, God
00:06:59Oh, no
00:07:00Hey, get him out of there
00:07:01Here, suffocate
00:07:02Come on
00:07:03Father
00:07:05Damn you
00:07:09You goddamn idiot
00:07:10Father
00:07:11I'm sorry
00:07:12Hey, you
00:07:13Father
00:07:15Are you all right?
00:07:18Yes
00:07:18Of course I'm all right
00:07:20I was just picking up this salt
00:07:21Oh
00:07:22Ha
00:07:22You tried to hurt me with that sack, didn't you?
00:07:25You creep
00:07:25Huh?
00:07:26I
00:07:26You can think what you like
00:07:29Hey
00:07:29Father, that's not true
00:07:30You're wrong
00:07:32You're speaking up for him again
00:07:34You'll get yourself into trouble one of these days
00:07:36You're silly, you should know better
00:07:39He's done nothing wrong
00:07:40Okay, I don't want to argue with you
00:07:42Now listen, your duty today
00:07:44Is to get all that salt packed into sacks
00:07:46Or no supper
00:07:47And your duty
00:07:52Is to stay in the house
00:07:54And study hard
00:07:56Father
00:07:58Say no more
00:07:59Get inside
00:08:00And you get back to work
00:08:07Yes
00:08:08Right away, sir
00:08:09Hey, brother
00:08:18Catch this
00:08:20Wow, excellent
00:08:23Eat up now
00:08:35Under 250 pounds
00:08:37You can cross
00:08:38Next one
00:08:39What?
00:08:42Hey
00:08:42You're 270
00:08:43You're way overweight
00:08:44What?
00:08:45It's up again?
00:08:47I must go on diet
00:08:49Hey
00:08:50Fatty
00:08:51This bridge won't take more than 250 pounds
00:08:53Or it'll collapse
00:08:54You're 20 pounds over
00:08:56There's no way you can cross
00:08:57Hmm
00:08:58Hmm
00:09:01Well, can I use it now?
00:09:06Hmm, that looks better
00:09:07Right
00:09:08Right, so I'm going
00:09:09This is 270
00:09:16Huh
00:09:17250
00:09:19Mm-hmm
00:09:20Up, up, and away
00:09:23Keep them in the air
00:09:25I'm 20 pounds later
00:09:26I'm 20 pounds later
00:09:27I'll stay at 250
00:09:29Oh, I nearly missed
00:09:31Oh
00:09:32Hey, Kevin
00:09:34Oh
00:09:35One more time
00:09:36One, two
00:09:37Oh, God, a pigeon
00:09:38I'm going
00:09:41I'm going
00:09:41Oh
00:09:41Oh
00:09:42You're right, you fat bitch
00:09:47I said you'd fall in
00:09:48Ha ha ha ha
00:09:48Hey, boss
00:09:50Are my clothes ready yet?
00:09:52Oh, they're ready
00:09:53They're in the workshop
00:09:54I'll get them now
00:09:55Oh
00:09:55You wait here
00:09:56I'll be back
00:09:57Oh, that's no problem
00:09:58Uh, master
00:10:01I
00:10:01Hey, is it cold today?
00:10:05No, sir
00:10:05It's hot
00:10:06Oh
00:10:06It's not your business
00:10:08Don't be so damn rude
00:10:09Have you got any clothes
00:10:10That'll fit me?
00:10:11Ha ha ha
00:10:12Oh, somebody
00:10:13Stop
00:10:14Oh, of course
00:10:16We've got clothes
00:10:17That'll fit you
00:10:17Of course
00:10:18Ha ha ha
00:10:19Now, look at this one
00:10:20It'll make you look
00:10:21A whole lot slimmer
00:10:22Here, here
00:10:23Try it on
00:10:24I'd like to try that one on
00:10:25Go ahead
00:10:26Ha ha ha
00:10:28Fat people like to look slim
00:10:30She's no exception
00:10:31Hey, young man
00:10:35I can't soften it
00:10:36Oh
00:10:36It'll fit
00:10:39Just do what I tell you
00:10:40So tell me
00:10:42Breathe in
00:10:43Hmm
00:10:45Chest out
00:10:47Belly in
00:10:48Put both hands up
00:10:50Ah
00:10:51Don't move
00:10:52I'll button it
00:10:53Hey
00:10:54Come on
00:10:55Breathe in now
00:10:56Ah
00:10:57Ah
00:10:57Ah
00:10:57Okay
00:10:58Remember
00:10:59You must hold your breath
00:11:00Ah
00:11:00Ah
00:11:01Wow
00:11:03What a beautiful figure
00:11:05Go on
00:11:06Look in the mirror
00:11:07Oh
00:11:08Oh
00:11:09Oh
00:11:09Oh
00:11:11Oh
00:11:11Oh
00:11:12Oh
00:11:12Oh
00:11:13Oh
00:11:13Wow
00:11:14You're beautiful
00:11:16You see I was right
00:11:17Very nice
00:11:20It sure makes me look slim
00:11:21It's terrific
00:11:23Ah
00:11:24Oh
00:11:25Oh
00:11:25Hey
00:11:32Young man
00:11:33Oh
00:11:33I'll get it
00:11:34My pleasure to help a lady
00:11:37Ah
00:11:37Thank you very much
00:11:39Hmm
00:11:40Ah
00:11:41What was that?
00:11:44Uh
00:11:44Uh
00:11:45Your dress tour
00:11:46Ah
00:11:46Oh
00:11:46Huh
00:11:52You made a fool of me
00:11:55No madam
00:11:56I didn't mean to
00:11:57Oh
00:11:58Ah
00:11:59Oh
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00:12:06I didn't mean that either
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00:12:23You four are with me
00:12:24You little twerp
00:12:25I'll teach you the manners
00:12:27You can help
00:12:28Ah
00:12:29Ah
00:12:33Ah
00:12:34Ah
00:12:35Ah
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00:12:37What do you think of my slim tummy
00:12:39Ah
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00:12:48You bastard
00:12:49If I really felt like it you'd have been dead ten minutes ago
00:12:51Ah
00:12:52You want some more
00:12:53Ah
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00:13:00Please my legs are going
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00:13:13Lucky I got out fast
00:13:14You bastard
00:13:15If you say one more second you'll be one inch high
00:13:17Ah
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00:13:25Oh
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00:13:27Oh
00:13:28Oh
00:13:29You
00:13:30You get out of there
00:13:32You get out of there
00:13:33Careful where you put your head
00:13:34I'm not coming out
00:13:35No
00:13:36Never
00:13:37Math
00:13:38Ah
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00:13:50That'll teach you to fool around with me little boy
00:13:53Oh, young master, are you okay, sir?
00:13:57That fat bitch, it's only because she weighs two tons she was able to beat me.
00:14:00Never mind, we'll fix her later on.
00:14:03My boy, I know it is your teacher's birthday party tonight, so I want you to give him this.
00:14:09What is it?
00:14:10It's sold.
00:14:11A little token of respect, silly boy.
00:14:15Our gin family is well respected.
00:14:18You must go to the party in a sedan chair.
00:14:21Ah, ping?
00:14:21Hey, hey, hey, come here.
00:14:24So we can save the fair, you carry him.
00:14:26Just do it.
00:14:39The King Brothers, they're going to be roast chickens tonight.
00:14:42Be careful.
00:14:58Yes, master.
00:15:01Master, you ready?
00:15:02Yes, sir.
00:15:03As soon as they arrive, we'll hit them with fire rockets.
00:15:07Yes.
00:15:08When I make the first whistle, you set off the first string.
00:15:11When I make the second whistle, you set off the second string.
00:15:14If I keep whistling, you just keep firing.
00:15:17You got it?
00:15:18Yes.
00:15:18All right, let's go.
00:15:19Okay.
00:15:24Wait.
00:15:25Why'd you jump out?
00:15:26Brother, I want to carry you.
00:15:28You can't.
00:15:30Dad ordered me to carry you.
00:15:31Hey.
00:15:31I'm your younger brother.
00:15:32Go on.
00:15:33Get in.
00:15:34I can't.
00:15:35If Dad finds out, you'll give me hell.
00:15:36Hey.
00:15:37If we don't tell him, he'll never know.
00:15:38Go on.
00:15:39Get in.
00:15:39Hey.
00:15:40But I would know.
00:15:41Huh?
00:15:42Hmm.
00:15:43Abel.
00:15:44Eh?
00:15:44You're a lucky man.
00:15:45Go on.
00:15:45Get in.
00:15:46Go on.
00:15:48I'll give you a chance to be the big boss.
00:15:51Brother.
00:15:51You won't get in, and I won't either.
00:15:53So let him ride in it.
00:15:54Hey.
00:15:54Thanks a lot.
00:15:56Brother, let's go.
00:15:57Right.
00:15:58Let's go.
00:15:59Hey.
00:15:59Hey.
00:15:59I carry people all my life, and I never thought that I'd sit up here.
00:16:04Hey.
00:16:04It's just wonderful.
00:16:08Hey.
00:16:09There's a signal.
00:16:09Right him up.
00:16:19I'm guessing I'm going to be a party for the rest of my life.
00:16:25Bastard.
00:16:27You'll be in orbit very soon.
00:16:42Throw it.
00:16:49Come on.
00:16:50Let's light it up again.
00:16:51You dirty bastard.
00:17:15I'll get you.
00:17:17You brought this on yourself.
00:17:37So what's next?
00:17:38Oh, they're welcoming us.
00:17:47Light it up.
00:17:52Get him.
00:17:52You're counting down.
00:18:10Oh.
00:18:11Oh.
00:18:12Oh.
00:18:13Oh.
00:18:14Oh.
00:18:14Oh.
00:18:15Hey.
00:18:15Oh.
00:18:16Oh.
00:18:16Oh.
00:18:17Oh.
00:18:18Oh.
00:18:19Oh.
00:18:19Oh.
00:18:20Let's go.
00:18:50I can see a whole lot of stars.
00:19:20Come on, you got guts, huh?
00:19:28That dirty bastard, get him!
00:19:29Brother!
00:19:30Brother!
00:19:34One, two, three!
00:19:38Take cover!
00:19:39Why?
00:19:41Why?
00:19:43Why?
00:19:45way there's a hat for you and a big cigar hey guess what happens when it's lit up
00:20:11you'll become a roman candle huh don't believe me
00:20:15hey brother that's enough i'll let you off because he says so come on let's go home
00:20:33hey he must have gotten so mad that he set himself on fire come on let's go
00:20:46i'm scared dad don't be scared i'm your father i'm scared i'm scared
00:20:54he's my only son and they've ruined him
00:21:02jindo god damn you to hell for this
00:21:05son i will make sure that jindo pays for this
00:21:16god that's the nicest pair i've ever seen
00:21:36getting fresh
00:21:42god it exploded
00:21:46hey you squashed it
00:21:47pears hey i got something for you
00:21:50i finished manning your jacket oh that's the old thing i threw away i've got plenty of clothes
00:21:59you're stingy as the old man
00:22:00i'm sorry i forgot you're a rich kid you got plenty of clothes all i got is old rags
00:22:15hey that's the best sewing i've ever seen good i can wear this parties can't i
00:22:20now don't be upset here have a pair
00:22:30where's yours it's squashed well i squashed it see i ate it you have this all right we'll split it
00:22:38big piece for you small one for me split it that's a bad omen hmm don't be so superstitious
00:22:48big piece for you small one you might want to die
00:22:54you might want to die
00:22:58you might want to die
00:23:05uh
00:23:11I will pay you 2,000 gold pieces to kill all Chindo's family.
00:23:41Well, I'm damned. I make $9,999 in total today.
00:23:56One more cent will be $10,000.
00:23:57Al-Ping, have you got one more cent?
00:24:03Hurry up. Give it to me.
00:24:06We will call it a loan to make up the round figures.
00:24:10I'll pay you interest.
00:24:18Here.
00:24:21Don't worry. I'll pay you back.
00:24:25Father, I'll get you some tea.
00:24:27No, you won't. The dry tea. It's too dear.
00:24:36The sour plum will do.
00:24:39It is so much better than drinking tea.
00:24:48I'll let you try some of it, because I'm not mean.
00:24:55Just a little taste, mind you. Don't be a greedy pig.
00:24:58Didn't get a taste. Took it.
00:25:02Come on, now. Help me move these things back.
00:25:08Hey! Don't touch that.
00:25:11It's too heavy.
00:25:13Take the light things here.
00:25:15I'll take the heavy one.
00:25:16Father, you want some help?
00:25:23Step aside.
00:25:25I can manage.
00:25:31You off?
00:25:32Yeah.
00:25:33Yeah.
00:25:33I can manage.
00:25:37Oh, boy!
00:25:44Hey, boy!
00:25:46Huh?
00:25:52Don't touch it!
00:25:54T gadge!
00:25:56Huh?
00:25:57Th Zac?
00:25:58huh what's this you got loaded again huh i'm gonna tell the boss you'll get fired
00:26:18huh
00:26:48Help me!
00:27:10Help me, someone!
00:27:12Help me!
00:27:14Fire!
00:27:15Somebody help me!
00:27:18Ah!
00:27:21Put the fire out!
00:27:23Put the fire out!
00:27:25Don't you stand there, you idiot!
00:27:27Put the fire out!
00:27:33Help!
00:27:34Help!
00:27:35Help!
00:27:36Help!
00:27:37Help!
00:27:38Help!
00:27:39Help!
00:27:40Help!
00:27:41Help!
00:27:42Help!
00:27:43Help!
00:27:46Oh, no!
00:27:47Help!
00:27:48My money!
00:27:49Do something!
00:27:50I'll be broke!
00:27:51I'm okay!
00:27:52Save the money!
00:27:53주
00:28:00Ooh!
00:28:02Fuck!
00:28:03MacBook!
00:28:04гор Satan!
00:28:05We'll see him!
00:28:06Hey, come on!
00:28:07You see all theails!
00:28:09Here is the rear.
00:28:11Father, the cave!
00:28:13Oh, my keys! My keys!
00:28:41Holy moans!
00:28:55Holy moans!
00:29:05Alex!
00:29:07Good. You're so strong.
00:29:13I knew you'd win me a lot.
00:29:32You're very good, but he's got a brighter future.
00:29:35He'll win me a lot more money.
00:29:43Oh, my dear. Thank you, Jensley. Don't be scared.
00:29:50Even if you lose, you've still got me.
00:29:52Don't be scared.
00:29:55Oh, I don't believe it. You silly bitch, you.
00:29:58You're all brother, you know that?
00:30:08Come on, come on.
00:30:27Come on.
00:30:38It's lucky I have this mattress, isn't it?
00:30:43Buffalo, I'll paint your face for you.
00:30:45Oh, I'm a panda.
00:30:59Oh, I'm sorry.
00:31:03Oh, my dear.
00:31:06Oh, my dear.
00:31:14Yeah.
00:31:15What?
00:31:16Oh, my dear.
00:31:17Oh, my dear.
00:31:19Oh, my dear.
00:31:21Oh, you want some more?
00:31:51Your father was mean all his life, and now he's cremated himself, so to save himself
00:32:14the money for Coughlin.
00:32:16Where's my brother?
00:32:18Him?
00:32:19He died too.
00:32:20Hey, hey, hey!
00:32:21Hold on, I'm not even waiting!
00:32:22Uh!
00:32:23Uh!
00:32:24Uh!
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00:33:13Your father's a thief! Your father's a thief!
00:33:15He's a thief!
00:33:17You're right!
00:33:19Papa!
00:33:21Don't insult my father! He isn't a thief!
00:33:23He's a hero!
00:33:25He's a thief! Papa!
00:33:27Papa!
00:33:29Why didn't you come earlier?
00:33:31I like this!
00:33:33It's a horse!
00:33:35I don't like it!
00:33:37I don't like it!
00:33:39I made it specially for you!
00:33:41Do you like it?
00:33:45It's not!
00:33:47It's not ugly!
00:33:49This? This here's the only horse
00:33:51in the whole world!
00:33:53My father, he made it for me!
00:33:55Tell me, can your father, can he make a horse?
00:33:57Hmm?
00:33:59Is that the only horse in the world?
00:34:01I've never seen anything like it!
00:34:03It's weird!
00:34:05Come on, you can have a go!
00:34:07Look at him!
00:34:09Come on!
00:34:11Come on, you can too!
00:34:13Oh, boy!
00:34:15Look at him!
00:34:17Oh!
00:34:23Get up your horse and prepare to die!
00:34:25Come on!
00:34:27Come on!
00:34:33They're pretty good for you!
00:34:35It's not as bad as you think!
00:34:37This show's terrible!
00:34:39Let's go see something out of the crowd!
00:34:41Come on!
00:34:43Oh! Oh!
00:34:45Here comes the striptease!
00:34:47Here comes the striptease!
00:34:51Have you ever seen?
00:34:53Hoop!
00:34:54Whoa!
00:34:55Whoa!
00:34:56Whoa!
00:34:57Whoa!
00:34:58Whoa!
00:34:59Whoa!
00:35:00Whoa!
00:35:01Whoa!
00:35:02Whoa!
00:35:03Good damn you!
00:35:04Now it's like the trick you've blown our business!
00:35:06Oh!
00:35:07You're not happy?
00:35:08Why don't you do a real striptease yourself then?
00:35:10You bastards!
00:35:12Ha ha ha!
00:35:13A man to man!
00:35:14Hand to hand!
00:35:15Clown for a clown!
00:35:16Whoa!
00:35:17Whoa!
00:35:18A clown!
00:35:19A monk for a monk!
00:35:20Oh!
00:35:23Here I come!
00:35:24Ha ha ha!
00:35:25A clown fight the clown!
00:35:26You've got it!
00:35:27Hey!
00:35:28Whoa!
00:35:29Whoa!
00:35:30Whoa!
00:35:31Whoa!
00:35:32Whoa!
00:35:33Whoa!
00:35:34Whoa!
00:35:35Whoa!
00:35:36Whoa!
00:35:37Whoa!
00:35:38Hey!
00:35:39Ha ha ha!
00:35:40Your big show is not as good as my little show!
00:35:41Ha ha ha!
00:35:42Ha ha ha!
00:35:43Let's get it!
00:35:44Ha ha!
00:35:45Whoa!
00:35:46Whoa!
00:35:47Whoa!
00:35:48Whoa!
00:35:49Whoa!
00:35:50Whoa!
00:35:51Ha ha ha!
00:35:52Ha ha!
00:35:53Now let my student Alibaba come and fight you!
00:35:54Ha!
00:35:55Come on!
00:35:56Ha ha!
00:35:57Ha ha!
00:35:58Ha ha!
00:35:59Ha ha!
00:36:00Ha ha!
00:36:01Ha ha!
00:36:02Ha!
00:36:03Ha ha!
00:36:04Oh
00:36:34Alli, you're terrific
00:37:04Ow
00:37:06You need to take me, it was nothing at all
00:37:08You're standing on my goddamn foot
00:37:10Oh, I'm sorry
00:37:12Step aside, I'll take care of them
00:37:14You've taken care of me already
00:37:28My stage is finished
00:37:30It's done, Uncle, are you okay?
00:37:32I'm okay, but you're not
00:37:34You tore my stage to pieces
00:37:36And you'll have to paper it
00:37:40Uncle
00:37:42Here, you don't mean that
00:37:44Come on, let's sit down and talk about it
00:37:46Oh, my beard, my beard
00:37:50Come back here
00:37:52Oh
00:37:54Oh
00:37:56Oh
00:37:58Oh
00:38:00You've broken my stage and burned my beard
00:38:06And now you're running away
00:38:08I got no money
00:38:10You have no money
00:38:12Right, then you come home and work it all up
00:38:14You want me to come and be your servant?
00:38:16I
00:38:30I really do make good quilts
00:38:32There's only me and my wife living here
00:38:46Here
00:38:52And I am the best husband you've ever seen
00:38:56I clean up
00:38:58Everything here
00:39:00From the kitchen to the roof
00:39:02And from now on
00:39:06You're gonna do all of that for me
00:39:10I just drink and watch
00:39:12Hey, clean this room from top to bottom
00:39:18I don't want one speck of dust
00:39:20This place has gotta shine
00:39:22Start now
00:39:34You think I'm a vacuum cleaner?
00:39:36Look here
00:39:37Look, you're making it even dirtier than before
00:39:38I'm sorry, I'll clean it up
00:39:40Go on
00:39:42Oh dear
00:39:44Why are you so clumsy?
00:39:46I'll work a few more days
00:39:58Ah, my burner!
00:40:00Oh my god
00:40:02Look what you've done to my burner
00:40:04Can't you even sweep?
00:40:06Sweep?
00:40:08I've never held a broom before today
00:40:10Hey
00:40:11But I tell you
00:40:12I can fight with one
00:40:17You teach me
00:40:19Well, if I teach him
00:40:21Then he can do all my work for me
00:40:23Right
00:40:24You got it
00:40:25I'll teach you
00:40:26Come on
00:40:27Come here
00:40:28Watch me
00:40:36Here's the basket
00:40:38Catch it
00:40:39Catch it
00:40:52Hey, there's some more garbage over there
00:40:53Oh, okay
00:41:02Hey, there's a matchstick here
00:41:03There's a matchstick here
00:41:04Oh
00:41:06You gotta pick this up with your fingers
00:41:08Hey, there's some on the table
00:41:09Oh, okay
00:41:17Are you finished?
00:41:19Oh, that's a lot
00:41:22It's pretty clean, huh?
00:41:24It's all cleaned up, huh?
00:41:26Ah, I'm into it
00:41:27Ah...
00:41:29Dave
00:41:30Are you directing me?
00:41:31Well, you done my job
00:41:31So I'm doing yours
00:41:32Huh?
00:41:33Ah T... you...
00:41:34Dad!
00:41:35Steve...
00:41:38Yeah, lots of girls
00:41:40Ah...
00:41:41Damn you!
00:41:43Ooof!
00:41:48I'm sorry
00:41:49I'm sorry
00:41:51Good
00:41:52I'll forgive you.
00:41:53All right.
00:41:56Hey, that rat-faced man in the picture.
00:41:58He does look like you.
00:42:00But the other one doesn't look like me.
00:42:02Does it look like me?
00:42:04Hmm?
00:42:05Yes, yes, it does.
00:42:07So it does.
00:42:09Oh!
00:42:12You bastard.
00:42:14You'd hit me with a broom!
00:42:15Oh, my love, I know what I must do.
00:42:20Please.
00:42:20Ha!
00:42:21Yeah!
00:42:23Uh, hey, buddy.
00:42:25Huh?
00:42:25Uh, no, no, no, no.
00:42:26My love.
00:42:27What?
00:42:27Oh, no, no, no.
00:42:28Uh, madam, last time...
00:42:29Don't talk about last time anymore.
00:42:31I was wrong as well.
00:42:33Don't be afraid.
00:42:34I'm no Mrs. Tarzan.
00:42:35Oh.
00:42:36He's a worker I found for free to market.
00:42:39Oh, okay.
00:42:41You can pour some water.
00:42:42Oh, he doesn't know what I want the water for.
00:42:47That's easy to do.
00:42:49Huh?
00:42:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, what are you doing now?
00:42:55I want the water.
00:42:55Oh.
00:42:56Oh, God.
00:42:58I want the water to wash my face with that.
00:43:01Oh, I'm sorry.
00:43:02Can you cook?
00:43:04Uh, no.
00:43:05You can't cook.
00:43:06Oh, he can't cook.
00:43:08Oh.
00:43:08And I said I'd found a worker for free, but I have to cook for him as well?
00:43:15Wow, what the hell?
00:43:16Huh?
00:43:19That's terrible.
00:43:20So the fire...
00:43:22And I'm on fire, too.
00:43:23Huh.
00:43:25Now, sir, we know how to eat, do we?
00:43:27Of course I do.
00:43:28You jerk.
00:43:28Oh, oh, yes, dear.
00:43:29Oh, yes, dear.
00:43:31Here we are.
00:43:32Watch it.
00:43:32Ah, all right, all right.
00:43:35Never mind him.
00:43:37He's a silly old man.
00:43:38Eat more.
00:43:39Oh.
00:43:45Ah, damn it.
00:43:46Why am I so unlucky?
00:43:49So, what are your plans now?
00:43:52I don't know.
00:43:53You slipped from day to day.
00:43:55It's a shame that your old man didn't want you to work.
00:43:57If you want to live, then you must work.
00:43:59Right.
00:44:00Tomorrow, I'll teach you how to make quilts, so you'll have a real skill.
00:44:05Come, I'll show you how to loosen the cotton.
00:44:08Hup.
00:44:08Ah.
00:44:09Hup.
00:44:10Ha-ha.
00:44:11Watch my feet.
00:44:13It's very easy.
00:44:15Hup.
00:44:16So that's how you do it.
00:44:17Come on.
00:44:18You'll like it.
00:44:19You can get your exercise.
00:44:20Come on.
00:44:21Hup.
00:44:22Hey.
00:44:23Hup.
00:44:24Hup.
00:44:24Hup.
00:44:25Hup.
00:44:25Oh.
00:44:25Hey, you better keep your balance.
00:44:47Hey, be careful.
00:44:51Oh, Mr. King.
00:44:52Oh, you're no use.
00:44:53Oh, you're not.
00:44:54Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:44:54Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:44:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:45:12Hey.
00:45:12That job's no use.
00:45:14You'll starve in summer.
00:45:15You learn puppetry from me.
00:45:17That way you earn money all year round.
00:45:19I'll do you a favor. I'll teach you.
00:45:21Hey, come on.
00:45:31Oh, where'd you go?
00:45:34Hey, listen, you.
00:45:35He's my student. Come, let's continue.
00:45:40That woman!
00:45:45Keep calm. I must keep calm.
00:45:58Chindo isn't a bad kid.
00:46:01It'd be nice if he were my son, wouldn't it?
00:46:03Hey, stop dreaming.
00:46:05Since we've been married, you produce nothing.
00:46:08Not even a false alarm.
00:46:09Hey, hold on. It's not my fault.
00:46:11The only thing you do is to practice Tai Chi.
00:46:15You can't do the other.
00:46:18Right.
00:46:20Tomorrow I'll go to the temple and I'll get a fertility lantern.
00:46:27I'll put you on the shrine.
00:46:28Please stay alight for me.
00:46:30The wine is an aphrodisiac.
00:46:32Give it to the old boy.
00:46:34Old man, I've got something for you.
00:46:37I'm not in a good mood.
00:46:38What do you got for me?
00:46:40The special wine.
00:46:41It can rejuvenate you.
00:46:42Here, have it.
00:46:45Yeah, it's good wine.
00:46:48Hey, what a waste to burn a lamp in the daytime.
00:46:55I wonder you.
00:47:02Wait a second.
00:47:02There's no hurry.
00:47:04Come on.
00:47:05Come on, let's go to the land.
00:47:07Quick, quick, quick.
00:47:08I can't stand it.
00:47:09Hurry up, hurry up.
00:47:11Oh.
00:47:14Ow.
00:47:15It's out.
00:47:16I blew it out to save wax.
00:47:18There goes my last hole.
00:47:20Hurry up, hurry up.
00:47:21I can't wait anymore.
00:47:24Please, please.
00:47:26What's wrong?
00:47:28Why did you hit me?
00:47:29You live in my house.
00:47:30Eat my food.
00:47:31Why shouldn't I hit you?
00:47:32I don't want to see you anymore.
00:47:35Get out of here.
00:47:36Oh.
00:47:37So you think I'm a hanger-on?
00:47:39I do everything.
00:47:41I even wash your pants.
00:47:42Well, I've had enough.
00:47:44I'm leaving now.
00:47:45Go, go, get up.
00:47:47Just get out of my sight.
00:47:48Ah!
00:47:54Jindo?
00:47:55What the fuck?
00:47:56Come on, boys.
00:48:15Come on, faster.
00:48:16Come on, faster.
00:48:19It's really fun.
00:48:20Hey, Papa, I want one.
00:48:32Okay, I'll go and get you one now.
00:48:35Papa, hurry back.
00:48:38That's a cute little kid.
00:48:40Hey, he's worth $200 or $300.
00:48:43Hey!
00:48:44Come and look at this, eh?
00:48:45Hey!
00:49:02Quick!
00:49:02Quick!
00:49:03Kidnapping!
00:49:05Come on.
00:49:06Hey, you!
00:49:07Stop!
00:49:07Hey, what's going on?
00:49:15Are you crazy?
00:49:17Oh!
00:49:26Oh, I'm just here.
00:49:32Oh!
00:49:32Oh!
00:49:33Oh!
00:49:33Oh!
00:49:34Oh!
00:49:34Oh!
00:49:34Oh!
00:49:34Oh!
00:49:35Oh!
00:49:35Oh!
00:49:37Oh!
00:49:37Hey, sir, look here.
00:49:50We need this to make a living.
00:49:51Now, you've got to book on our props.
00:49:53Look.
00:49:56That's okay.
00:49:57Just leave it.
00:49:58We'll let it go.
00:49:59Hey, look, you broke it, and you pay for it.
00:50:01Out of the way.
00:50:02Now, this head, it's worth at least 10 bucks.
00:50:05Wow, so much?
00:50:05And the body, at least 20 bucks.
00:50:10Come on, pay up.
00:50:11All right, I'll pay you.
00:50:12Come on.
00:50:17The show's starting.
00:50:18I'll beat these guys.
00:50:28I'll get you.
00:50:30Damn you.
00:50:31Damn you, kid.
00:50:32You want to die?
00:50:35Don't be scared.
00:50:38What's your name?
00:50:39Teeny bird.
00:50:42Then your papa must be called an eagle, huh?
00:50:45That's not true.
00:50:46He isn't.
00:50:46What kind of bird is he, then?
00:50:48Oh, he isn't.
00:50:49He's nicknamed the killer bird.
00:50:51Killer bird?
00:50:52No wonder he abandoned you.
00:50:53Well, he did it.
00:50:57My father, he's a kind man, but he can't talk, so people laugh at him.
00:51:04Would you like to learn kung fu?
00:51:06Yeah.
00:51:06Well, hit him hard.
00:51:07Right on the head.
00:51:08Go on, then.
00:51:09Go ahead.
00:51:13Hey, that's no good.
00:51:14Let me show you.
00:51:14That's how you do it.
00:51:17He's done for.
00:51:19Hey, tell me where you live.
00:51:20I live at a children's nursery.
00:51:23I don't understand.
00:51:24How could you lose him?
00:51:26You're a grown man, and you can't even watch a child.
00:51:29It's disgraceful.
00:51:30Papa!
00:51:32Papa!
00:51:37He's a good kid.
00:51:39Brother!
00:51:40Brother!
00:51:40Goodbye!
00:51:42Goodbye!
00:51:50You better watch him now.
00:51:52Brother, will you come back and see me sometime?
00:51:55I will!
00:52:00Keep working, old man.
00:52:02He'll never get any rest.
00:52:04Ever.
00:52:06Jim knows he's here.
00:52:08He'd still be a lot of help.
00:52:10Huh?
00:52:10Hmm.
00:52:16Hey!
00:52:17Old man!
00:52:18Oh, come on, come on, come on, my sister!
00:52:20What is it?
00:52:23Go get me a cup of tea.
00:52:24Oh.
00:52:25Hey!
00:52:26And a towel as well.
00:52:27Oh, thanks.
00:52:31Oh!
00:52:34Here.
00:52:39Even the tea tastes bad.
00:52:41Everything is wrong today.
00:52:42I just feel awful.
00:52:43Hey, I'll give you a massage, okay?
00:52:47Ah, go away!
00:52:49You're so clumsy.
00:52:50Kid is much better.
00:52:52Huh?
00:52:53Eh, it is all your fault, you know.
00:52:55You shouldn't have driven him out over that small matter.
00:52:57Oh, you're blaming me now?
00:52:59No, but it is your fault, you know.
00:53:01Huh!
00:53:02You argue with me?
00:53:03Uh, I just...
00:53:04Oh, yes.
00:53:05Oh, yes.
00:53:06I will argue with you.
00:53:08Oh.
00:53:10You listen to me.
00:53:11Shut up.
00:53:12You listen to me.
00:53:13I've had enough from you all of these years.
00:53:16I'll tell you.
00:53:16I'll leave you sooner or later.
00:53:19Huh.
00:53:19No, I'll leave you now.
00:53:21Oh!
00:53:22Goodbye.
00:53:27Honestly, I don't want you to go.
00:53:29I don't want to move.
00:53:31Because I'm too fat.
00:53:33If you come back,
00:53:34I won't do anything you say.
00:53:37I won't even lose weight.
00:53:39Right.
00:53:40You said it, remember?
00:53:41I'll give you another chance.
00:53:43Get up.
00:53:43You worked hard.
00:53:46Sit down.
00:53:51Have a cup of tea.
00:53:55I'll have it when I want it.
00:53:56Put it there.
00:53:59Clean the floor.
00:54:00Oh.
00:54:04That's terrific.
00:54:05It was so easy.
00:54:13Come on.
00:54:22Oh, thanks.
00:54:32Ah.
00:54:34Ah.
00:54:34Ah.
00:54:37Ah.
00:54:38Ah.
00:54:39Ah.
00:54:41Ah.
00:54:42Ah.
00:54:43Wow, is she strong! Hey, your son is a good friend of mine, huh?
00:55:13Oh, that was hard!
00:55:43Oh!
00:56:13Oh!
00:56:43Oh, no.
00:56:46Oh, no.
00:56:51Oh, no.
00:57:04Oh, no.
00:57:10Oh, my God.
00:57:40Oh, my God.
00:57:56Come on.
00:57:57Who's my kitty?
00:57:58No.
00:58:04Get up early in the morning and clean this whole place.
00:58:08It's your turn to clean up now, huh?
00:58:11So now you know what it feels like.
00:58:13Cook the meals.
00:58:15Oh, good heavens.
00:58:16My back is really sore.
00:58:20You must be very tired now.
00:58:22Come on.
00:58:22I'll massage you.
00:58:24Oh.
00:58:25I'll sit down.
00:58:26Here we are.
00:58:30Oh, it feels great.
00:58:41What do I do?
00:58:43I go in now.
00:58:43They just scold me.
00:58:46What do I do?
00:58:47Oh, man.
00:58:50Since Chindo left this house, it's been awfully quiet around here.
00:58:53That's right.
00:58:54We've always wanted a son.
00:58:56And he has no parents now.
00:58:57It was just like a family.
00:58:59Ah.
00:59:00I guess we'll always be alone.
00:59:03Hey, I regret that.
00:59:05And now he's all alone out there somewhere.
00:59:07That poor boy.
00:59:09It's your fault.
00:59:10You shouldn't have kicked him out.
00:59:11I wish you would forgive us and come back here.
00:59:15Ah, it's impossible.
00:59:18Hey.
00:59:19Nothing's impossible.
00:59:20Oh.
00:59:21Oh.
00:59:23What did you hit me for?
00:59:24Hey, old man.
00:59:25Did that really hurt you?
00:59:25Of course.
00:59:27So I'm not dreaming.
00:59:28My boy.
00:59:29Hey.
00:59:29Don't scold me.
00:59:30I didn't come back for you.
00:59:32Just to get my parents and go.
00:59:33Oh.
00:59:35Ah.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:36What happened?
00:59:36How did you get in that state?
00:59:38Ah, forget it.
00:59:39Some madman was chasing me.
00:59:41His kung fu was very good.
00:59:42But I wasn't so bad either.
00:59:44I hit him several times.
00:59:46Oh.
00:59:47What happened then?
00:59:48He was so lucky.
00:59:50He was just a bit quicker than I was.
00:59:51That's all.
00:59:53Oh.
00:59:53He hits you.
00:59:54He hits me.
00:59:55Dabbit.
00:59:56I'll keep you more kung fu.
00:59:57You'll kill him.
00:59:57Shut up.
00:59:58You stay out of this woman.
01:00:01Ah.
01:00:02It's no wonder you're bruised all over.
01:00:03Ah.
01:00:04Just some scratches.
01:00:05I'm still young and fit.
01:00:06I can take it.
01:00:08But had it been you, you'd be dead by now.
01:00:10Ah, but there you are wrong.
01:00:12I can use my soft style in order to counter his hard style.
01:00:16What style?
01:00:17Well, you want to find out what it is you learn from me, won't you, huh?
01:00:20Hmm.
01:00:21Okay.
01:00:22I'll think about it.
01:00:23There's no need to.
01:00:24You just stay here.
01:00:25Well, if you insist, I'll stay here.
01:00:27Good.
01:00:28Tomorrow, I'll start teaching you the soft style.
01:00:30I.T. splits.
01:00:46Male.
01:00:48Female.
01:00:49Oh.
01:00:50It's yin and yang.
01:00:51Not male and female.
01:00:52Yeah.
01:00:52Who's that teacher here?
01:00:53You are.
01:00:54You are.
01:00:54Well, get out of the way.
01:00:55Ah.
01:00:58Chest in.
01:00:59Round back.
01:01:00Shoulders down.
01:01:02Wrist.
01:01:03Limp.
01:01:04Waist.
01:01:05Relax.
01:01:06Feet apart.
01:01:07Behind out.
01:01:08Now, are you ready?
01:01:10I guess so.
01:01:12Oh, you idiot.
01:01:13You ruined the whole stance.
01:01:14You look like a goddamn babe.
01:01:16Be easy.
01:01:17Relax.
01:01:19Easy.
01:01:20Easy.
01:01:21Now, just relax completely.
01:01:24Huh?
01:01:24What are you doing on the ground?
01:01:26You told me to relax.
01:01:27Oh, dear.
01:01:27I said relax.
01:01:29Not light on the ground.
01:01:30Get up.
01:01:30Oh.
01:01:31Huh?
01:01:31You must be crazy.
01:01:33It's just Tai Chi boxing.
01:01:34What?
01:01:35No good.
01:01:36You should think yourself lucky.
01:01:37Aye.
01:01:38It's shuffle.
01:01:39Set them up.
01:01:40Take one.
01:01:41Huh?
01:01:42The right one.
01:01:43Huh?
01:01:43I win.
01:01:44Five bucks.
01:01:45Pay up.
01:01:46Oh, it's just like playing dominoes or something.
01:01:49And what do you know then, goddamn it?
01:01:51My wife was very young when she left her home and her family to marry me.
01:01:54Do you know that?
01:01:56Ah.
01:01:56She was attracted to me because I'm an expert in Tai Chi boxing.
01:02:00You're not too smart.
01:02:01Ha.
01:02:02But can you fight?
01:02:03Huh?
01:02:04Of course I can.
01:02:05Just, just give me everything that you've got.
01:02:09Ha ha.
01:02:09You must be kidding.
01:02:10Huh?
01:02:11I look as if I'm kidding.
01:02:12Come on.
01:02:13All right?
01:02:13Ah!
01:02:13Ah!
01:02:14I can move a thousand pounds with four rounds.
01:02:20Are you really serious?
01:02:22Ah, correct.
01:02:23You're right.
01:02:24You must always make use of your opponent's strength to move with your hands.
01:02:29Absorb the strike.
01:02:32That is the very essence of Tai Chi boxing.
01:02:35Hmm.
01:02:41Tai Chi boxing is much too slow for me.
01:02:44There's no fun in it.
01:02:46Ah.
01:02:46He must be holding something back from me.
01:02:49Ah.
01:02:50That's a gust.
01:02:50The teachers never reveal it all.
01:02:54Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
01:02:55Ha ha ha ha.
01:02:55That's much better.
01:02:56Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
01:02:59That's a lot more fun.
01:03:01Ow.
01:03:01But it hurts.
01:03:02Ow.
01:03:03Ow.
01:03:03Hey, what are you up to?
01:03:05I'm practicing.
01:03:06I'm taking it out on this pole.
01:03:07Ow.
01:03:08Ah.
01:03:09There must be some damn thing wrong with you.
01:03:11Ah.
01:03:11You're torturing yourself.
01:03:13No one hits you so you want to hit yourself.
01:03:15My God.
01:03:16Look.
01:03:16Your hands are swollen.
01:03:17Ow.
01:03:19Hey.
01:03:20You think you're so strong?
01:03:22Do you think you can split this cotton wool?
01:03:23Can't do it, huh?
01:03:33No matter how hard you try to hit that cotton wool, it'll just absorb your blows and bounce
01:03:39off.
01:03:40This is why soft can always count a hard.
01:03:42You remember that.
01:03:43Ha.
01:03:44Look, this bird is not able to take off, and there's nothing magic about it.
01:03:49When birds want to take off, they need to push themselves off with their legs.
01:03:53But every time he pushes, I absorb it so he can't get into the air.
01:03:57So therefore, you must feel and respond to it.
01:04:00This is the basics of Tai Chi boxing.
01:04:02Do you understand?
01:04:03Huh?
01:04:05Ah.
01:04:06What the hell is this?
01:04:08Ah.
01:04:08Ah.
01:04:09It started to rain, huh?
01:04:10Ah.
01:04:11Get up.
01:04:11Oh.
01:04:12Oh.
01:04:13Oh.
01:04:13Oh.
01:04:13Oh.
01:04:13Oh.
01:04:13Oh.
01:04:13Oh.
01:04:14Oh.
01:04:14Oh.
01:04:14Oh.
01:04:14Oh.
01:04:15Oh.
01:04:15Oh.
01:04:16Oh.
01:04:16Oh.
01:04:16Oh.
01:04:17Oh.
01:04:17Oh.
01:04:18Oh.
01:04:18Oh.
01:04:18Oh.
01:04:23This spinning top is the key to deflecting force.
01:04:27It is based on the eight styles of Tai Chi boxing.
01:04:30The bigger the incoming force, the stronger the box.
01:04:32I'll get it!
01:04:33This is the thing.
01:04:34Oh.
01:04:36You okay?
01:04:37Not really.
01:04:38I'm badly hurt.
01:04:39You see, it takes skill and not strength to loosen the cot and just follow what I do.
01:04:43Oh.
01:04:44Did you understand you got that?
01:04:51Do you get that?
01:04:53Ah.
01:04:56Ah.
01:04:56Ah.
01:04:57Ah.
01:04:57Ah.
01:04:58Ah.
01:04:58Why you hate it so hard.
01:05:00Look, you've broken the string.
01:05:01Ah.
01:05:02Ah.
01:05:02You must be gentle with the bow, you know.
01:05:05Ah.
01:05:05Ah.
01:05:05Look at this.
01:05:06Ah.
01:05:07I've loosened all this cotton.
01:05:08All you have done is pack it down tighter.
01:05:10I'm sorry. Hey, Auntie, I heard there's an expert at loosening cotton who can
01:05:16rip the clothes off your back without you even feeling it. Can you do that?
01:05:20Oh, what do you mean? I'll show you now.
01:05:23Gently, gently, gently. First the front and then the back. Gently, gently, gently. Then the bottom, then the top.
01:05:37Gently, gently, gently. Now from head to your toe. Gently, gently, gently, gently.
01:05:51Oh, now I see Auntie, you're that expert. Sure I am. Now put your trousers back on.
01:05:58I'm sorry. Excuse me. Tai Chi is to give out, to catch, to hit, and to deflect a total of four parts.
01:06:06Give out means to accumulate strength, concentrate all your strength at one point, and strike with it.
01:06:14Why, it's the same as farting. Huh? Shut up. It mustn't get out.
01:06:21This is giving out strength. Catch means to grip your opponent's joints and weak points.
01:06:28Control his attack and use it against him to put out balance.
01:06:37To hit also means to distract your opponent and so confuse his attack on you.
01:06:43Oh. Oh. Oh, look. Huh? Oh.
01:06:47Oh. Oh.
01:06:48He he he. Distract your opponent one way and hit him somewhere else.
01:06:51Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Hello.
01:06:54Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. He he.
01:06:56It's he. Distraction is only one part of it. The only is to actually attack his head.
01:07:08wherever you're able to.
01:07:11There's one place you can't attack me with.
01:07:12Oh? And where's that, then?
01:07:14I'm not as strong as I used to be,
01:07:16but I'm better than you think.
01:07:19You hit me every time.
01:07:21Could I hit you just once?
01:07:23Of course. As often as you'd like to.
01:07:25Good. Get ready, then.
01:07:28Deflect means to counter-hardness with softness
01:07:31to absorb the strength of your opponent
01:07:33and so conserve your strength
01:07:34and waste your opponents.
01:07:38Now you try to catch a bird.
01:07:43That's easy.
01:07:57Ow!
01:07:59Ah.
01:08:01This is called catching it by the tail.
01:08:03Hmm?
01:08:04Oh?
01:08:06You've only got it feathers.
01:08:08Aw.
01:08:09Ha!
01:08:10Ha!
01:08:13Hi-ya!
01:08:15What is this?
01:08:16That's my old bird.
01:08:18You've got it.
01:08:18Sorry.
01:08:19Too many birds around.
01:08:20Ooh, ooh, ooh.
01:08:23Ha, ha, ha.
01:08:24Anyone can do tai chi boxing.
01:08:26Take this, for example.
01:08:28If I don't like it, I'll push it to you.
01:08:31What if I don't like it?
01:08:32Have it push it back to me.
01:08:34What if I can't push it back?
01:08:38That depends on how good your kung fu is.
01:08:40I'll teach you a pushing hand.
01:08:43Hey!
01:08:48I'll show you another way of pushing hand.
01:08:51Hmm.
01:08:51Let's play a basketball game.
01:08:53Go on.
01:08:54How agree with him?
01:08:55All right, but I won't lose to you.
01:08:56It's only half an hour, it doesn't count.
01:09:06It's in.
01:09:15Hey, hey, hey, hey, this isn't pushing hands.
01:09:18No, it's pushing hands.
01:09:20It's in.
01:09:22From under doesn't count.
01:09:24Well, what about from on top?
01:09:28It's only half in.
01:09:30Huh?
01:09:31Hey, mind your manners there.
01:09:33You watch it.
01:09:40Ah, it's in.
01:09:42You said it.
01:09:43Get it right.
01:09:44All right, we're about even now.
01:09:46One smart kid.
01:09:48Tai Chi boxing beats movement by being still.
01:09:52To use your enemy strength.
01:09:54As your own.
01:10:03It looks all right.
01:10:04Open your hands.
01:10:06You ready?
01:10:09Here I come.
01:10:10Here I come.
01:10:17Huh?
01:10:18You play with me?
01:10:19There, we go.
01:10:31Hi.
01:10:32Woof.
01:10:33Hip.
01:10:34Hip.
01:10:36Hip.
01:10:38Ha.
01:10:39Ah.
01:10:40I made it.
01:10:43That's nothing. You've just broken a pole.
01:10:45Master! Master! I found Chindo. He's hiding in the cottage by the lake.
01:11:13Oh?
01:11:18Send the killer out there. Kill him!
01:11:31Hey, Master!
01:11:32Who are you? What is it?
01:11:34It's my boss's birthday tomorrow. We want you to do a play.
01:11:37Oh.
01:11:38But listen now. Not the usual. We want something new.
01:11:41Oh.
01:11:41Oh. You do a good job. I don't want any foul-ups.
01:11:44Oh.
01:11:46Not easy to make a living these days.
01:11:49New play. New play.
01:11:52That's what they want all the time.
01:11:54And where do I get new plays? From thin air?
01:11:57But I have to. They're paying the money.
01:12:00Oh, I can't sleep tonight.
01:12:02Oh, new play. New play.
01:12:04Hey, Uncle. I've got it. Uncle.
01:12:13You, you.
01:12:19Uncle. Uncle.
01:12:20Uncle.
01:12:24Thank you. Thank you. Please take your seat.
01:12:34Please. Thank you.
01:12:35Now then.
01:12:36Today we have a brand new show for you.
01:12:38And I hope that you all enjoy it.
01:12:44You're no puppet.
01:12:46New play.
01:12:46Oh.
01:12:47Oh.
01:12:48Oh, hey.
01:12:49No.
01:13:05Oh, hey.
01:13:06Oh, hey.
01:13:09What?
01:13:09Oh, hey.
01:13:11Oh, hey.
01:13:14You're not a man, you're a guy.
01:13:44You're a tortoise, you'll live a long flight.
01:14:12You're a plane, the sword of justice.
01:14:40That's it.
01:14:45Goodbye.
01:14:47That's it.
01:14:57Goodbye.
01:14:58That was the top class show.
01:15:10It's a young man's world.
01:15:12You're a good teacher.
01:15:14You're trying to flatter me.
01:15:15You go home now.
01:15:16I want to pee.
01:15:17Don't be late.
01:15:18Don't move, Chindo.
01:15:20Do you hear me?
01:15:22I'll kill you.
01:15:23I'll kill you.
01:15:25I'll kill you.
01:15:28Are you saluting me now?
01:15:37He's mad.
01:15:38No.
01:15:39I'll blow you up.
01:15:41I'll blow you up.
01:15:44No, no, please don't.
01:15:51Here comes Chindo.
01:15:52No, no, no, Chindo, no, no.
01:15:55What happened?
01:15:56What happened?
01:15:58Oh, he's off again.
01:16:01My son, what's wrong?
01:16:04No, don't do it, Chindo.
01:16:07No, no, no.
01:16:09Don't be scared.
01:16:10He won't bother you anymore.
01:16:13I've already sent the killer to wipe out his whole family.
01:16:16Although Chindo may have got away.
01:16:19Still, we'll soon catch him.
01:16:21Don't worry.
01:16:21Master, the man you want is right here.
01:16:29So you're here?
01:16:32That saves me looking for you.
01:16:34I'll do you a favor.
01:16:36I will reunite you with your family.
01:16:38I'll do you a favor.
01:16:44I'll do you a favor.
01:16:50I'll do you a favor.
01:16:56Oh, my God.
01:17:26Huh?
01:17:27Huh?
01:17:28Ah!
01:17:29Ah!
01:17:30Ah!
01:17:31Ah!
01:17:32Ah!
01:17:34Ha!
01:17:35Ah!
01:17:37Ah!
01:17:39Ah!
01:17:52Ah!
01:17:53Ah!
01:17:54Ah!
01:17:55Ah!
01:17:56I'm flying, I'm flying.
01:18:11I can't fly.
01:18:13I can't fly.
01:18:20Hey, let go, let go of me.
01:18:26Hey, let go of your goddamn father.
01:18:46My son, how can you do this?
01:18:56Oh, it's almost daybreak.
01:19:07That lousy kid still hasn't come back.
01:19:12Huh?
01:19:13Huh?
01:19:14Where did you go last night?
01:19:15We waited up all night for you.
01:19:17Even my wife went out to look for you.
01:19:19Do you know that?
01:19:20You ignore me.
01:19:23Don't be so smug.
01:19:24Just because you were such a sexist.
01:19:26That's my wine you're drinking.
01:19:28I'll give you a lesson after a rinse.
01:19:37Bastard!
01:19:37Don't go!
01:19:38Well, you think you're tough, huh?
01:19:41Now you want to walk out on us.
01:19:44Going to the nursery.
01:19:45Oh, God.
01:19:46You must be drunk or something.
01:19:47You know you're a grown man now.
01:19:49No way will those people take you in.
01:19:53I've changed my mind.
01:19:54Ah, that's more like it.
01:19:56Whatever you expect for, where are you going to?
01:20:01Hey, and who the hell do you think you are?
01:20:03Why can't you use the gate?
01:20:04That's a crazy man who beat me up.
01:20:10Oh, I understand.
01:20:12He is just trying to tell both you and me
01:20:14that he heard his hand smashing through our fence.
01:20:16That's so bad.
01:20:17He wants the both of us to fight with him.
01:20:20Oi!
01:20:21You're wrong.
01:20:22I'll handle him.
01:20:24This won't take the two of us.
01:20:26One of us can take care of you.
01:20:27Now then, one to one.
01:20:29You go first.
01:20:30Go on.
01:20:30You wanted to take us both on.
01:20:45You can't even handle my student.
01:20:47Shame on you!
01:20:48Like that!
01:20:49Ah!
01:20:49Ah!
01:20:50Ah!
01:20:50Ah!
01:20:51Ah!
01:20:51Ah!
01:20:52Ah!
01:20:52Ah!
01:20:53Ah!
01:20:53Ah!
01:20:54Ah!
01:20:54Ah!
01:20:55Ah!
01:20:55Ah!
01:20:56Ah!
01:20:56Ah!
01:20:57Ah!
01:20:57Ah!
01:20:58Ah!
01:20:58Ah!
01:20:59Ah!
01:20:59Ah!
01:21:00Ah!
01:21:00Ah!
01:21:01Ah!
01:21:01Ah!
01:21:02Ah!
01:21:02Ah!
01:21:03Ah!
01:21:03Ah!
01:21:04Ah!
01:21:04Ah!
01:21:05Ah!
01:21:05Ah!
01:21:06Ah!
01:21:06Ah!
01:21:07Ah!
01:21:07Ah!
01:21:08Ah!
01:21:08Ah!
01:21:09Ah!
01:21:09Ah!
01:21:10Ah!
01:21:11Ah!
01:21:11Ah!
01:21:12Ah!
01:21:12Ah!
01:21:13Ah!
01:21:13Ah!
01:21:14Ah!
01:21:14Ah!
01:21:15Ah!
01:21:15Ah!
01:21:16Ah!
01:21:16Here I come!
01:21:26I'm coming to dance!
01:21:29Don't stare! Keep fighting! Don't stop now!
01:21:32Get up and fight! Go on!
01:21:36You're pretty smart! You'll make it!
01:21:46I must try to give him a hand, somehow!
01:22:02Oh, I think I'm popping out!
01:22:17Oh, I think I'm popping out!
01:22:21Oh, I think I'm popping out!
01:22:27Oh!
01:22:29Oh!
01:22:31Oh, oh!
01:22:33Ah!
01:22:35Ah!
01:22:37Ah!
01:22:42Ah!
01:22:44Ah!
01:22:46Ah!
01:22:47Ah!
01:22:49Ah!
01:22:52Ah!
01:22:55Ha, ha, ha!
01:23:11Ha!
01:23:21Ha!
01:23:22Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:23:25What's going on?
01:23:26I'm passing out again.
01:23:28Wrong guy.
01:23:55Wrong guy.
01:24:25Wrong guy.
01:24:55Why do I feel dizzy all the time?
01:25:07Uncle, I've won.
01:25:09I've won.
01:25:09Uncle, stop now.
01:25:10Your father sent me here to see you.
01:25:12Where is my father?
01:25:13He had to go away.
01:25:15Really?
01:25:17Have you gone very far away?
01:25:19Very near.
01:25:20Just one step away.
01:25:21Well, can you take me there, brother?
01:25:22Ah!
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