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00:03:07Dude, this is the real thing.
00:03:09We're just the bait.
00:03:11It's you, me, and about 30 or so lives snapping the shark.
00:03:15Driven into a carnivorous frenzy by the scent of your blood.
00:03:19How did I ever let you talk me into the sincerity?
00:03:21Like I said, the money.
00:03:23And if you guys do your jobs right, there'll be plenty of it.
00:03:25Blood surfing.
00:03:37Super fast.
00:03:43Doug, the man in the light is up to our size.
00:03:53That's just that situation is sitting under the gas.
00:03:59Now, I'm pretty sure that this one can go off to the other para-
00:04:01but where the other forest become completely covered.
00:04:03Do you think the gun changes?
00:04:05Watch your step.
00:04:31And, uh, you guys don't mind waiting, do you?
00:04:34No, no, not at all, please.
00:04:36I'll make sure he sends the boat right back.
00:04:38Oh, that ain't right, you don't mind being second?
00:04:40I'm not gonna be second.
00:04:41You just said...
00:04:42I lied.
00:04:51Not a bad place to spend a couple of days working, huh?
00:04:54Yeah, well, I say it's time he learned.
00:05:00Textbook bog, can't ever be second.
00:05:05Yee-haw!
00:05:12Yeah, well I say it's time he learned.
00:05:17Faster, faster! Come on, we gotta go!
00:05:23I'm talking fast, folks, let's go!
00:05:26I got lucky fast!
00:05:31I'm gonna fall, help!
00:05:34It's pretty scary!
00:05:39Second, yeah right, I can do this!
00:05:43Ah, yeah!
00:05:46What's this?
00:05:48Wow, did you see that?
00:05:50Yeah, he kicked off the butt, I saw.
00:05:52No, Shadow, there's nothing in the water.
00:05:55What?
00:06:00Nothing.
00:06:02Yeah, well, I'll just deduct the 20 from his expense allowance.
00:06:10You okay?
00:06:13Fellas, you're here!
00:06:15What, did you surf in? I didn't even notice.
00:06:17You're just being nice.
00:06:19We're not that fast.
00:06:20Yeah, we are.
00:06:21We're really fast.
00:06:23We define fast.
00:06:28After you!
00:06:29He's learning!
00:06:33What?
00:06:34Nothing.
00:06:35You know, I've been working on my cop back and I think I really nailed it back there.
00:06:38What do you think?
00:06:39Beautiful.
00:06:40Beautiful.
00:06:41Stupendous.
00:06:42Fantastic.
00:06:43Handsome.
00:06:44Charming.
00:06:45What a hell of a great kisser.
00:06:50Well, it's not gonna happen.
00:06:52It didn't happen last time, it won't happen this time, or the next if there is one.
00:06:56It's usually the ones you don't like that you end up with.
00:07:00In that case, I'll have to make it a point too like you. Excuse me.
00:07:10How's the animal?
00:07:11Hungry.
00:07:12I bet he is hungry for what I might ask.
00:07:14Take your pick.
00:07:15Welcome, Mr. Chargy.
00:07:18South Seas Adventures.
00:07:19Sunny LaFranco, my wife Melba.
00:07:21Hi, Chair.
00:07:22Hi, welcome to Palm Island.
00:07:24Oh please, accept a small broken new gift.
00:07:27Mangoes from our own orchard.
00:07:29Thanks.
00:07:30So, Sunny, uh...
00:07:32I think we're all set for an early morning departure?
00:07:35Oh yes, yes. Very ready.
00:07:37That's right, baby, Lilo K. You ready? You ready? You ready, Lilo K?
00:07:41Cause here we come!
00:07:45Lilo K?
00:07:46That's where we're going.
00:07:48Uh, excuse me, sirs. Maybe you haven't heard that...
00:07:51waters around the island are shark infestation.
00:07:54That's what we're talking about! Shark infestation!
00:07:58Is there a problem with Michael?
00:08:00No, it's just that, uh...
00:08:03trees around there are very dangerous.
00:08:06And... you've never been there.
00:08:12Well, who has?
00:08:14Captain Dirks, right?
00:08:31Zach Jardine, Omega Productions.
00:08:34So...
00:08:36what got you with Wonderboy?
00:08:38Besides a job.
00:08:40I like men with a sense of responsibility.
00:08:43As opposed to...
00:08:44boys who spend their entire lives searching for...
00:08:48bigger and better waves.
00:08:50I'm Stunbog.
00:08:52You have a deep self-awareness I never would have imagined.
00:08:55So let me get this straight.
00:09:02You want me to take you to Lilo K?
00:09:06So that pretty lady over there can take moving pictures of those two...
00:09:10Tedpoles...
00:09:12surfing with shadows.
00:09:14And I will make it very...
00:09:17worth your while.
00:09:19You're very generous.
00:09:25I believe in rewarding people who provide...
00:09:31special services.
00:09:33Well, in this case, that'd make me an accessory to murder.
00:09:37Come on, Dirks.
00:09:41No one's gonna hold you responsible.
00:09:45Good day, Miss Tijardi.
00:09:48I'm sorry.
00:09:51I'm sorry.
00:10:04It'd be nice to have a night out once in a while.
00:10:07Maybe have a real dinner in a restaurant we don't have to...
00:10:10catch, clean and cook it ourselves.
00:10:13Sit your ass down, Otobus.
00:10:18You're screwed.
00:10:22What?
00:10:23What?
00:10:24What?
00:10:25He doesn't know how to get there either?
00:10:26Well, he knows.
00:10:27Bastard just won't say.
00:10:28So now what are we gonna do?
00:10:48Hey!
00:10:49You think she's a local?
00:10:50No way, man.
00:10:51She is universal.
00:10:53Yeah, that's great, guys.
00:10:54We have a problem here.
00:10:55Zach!
00:10:56Zach!
00:10:57Zach!
00:10:58Zach!
00:10:59Bless you.
00:11:01I love you.
00:11:02I love you.
00:11:03I love you.
00:11:04I love you.
00:11:05I love you.
00:11:06I love you.
00:11:07I love you.
00:11:08I love you.
00:11:09I love you.
00:11:10I love you.
00:11:11I love you.
00:11:12I love you.
00:11:13Hey.
00:11:14You think she's a local?
00:11:15No way, man.
00:11:16She is universal.
00:11:17Yeah, that's great, guys.
00:11:18We have a problem here.
00:11:20Zach.
00:11:21Zach!
00:11:22Bless you.
00:11:33What the hell?
00:11:45Whoa.
00:11:46Dude.
00:11:52Nice set of gams, eh?
00:12:01Decided to accept your role for Mr. Jardine.
00:12:05Follow me.
00:12:06I'll tell you how to get that.
00:12:07Whoa!
00:12:08Yeah!
00:12:14Just arriving on our little island?
00:12:16Uh, yeah.
00:12:18Staying at the inn?
00:12:19No, the boat.
00:12:21Oh, really?
00:12:22On the docks?
00:12:23That's where I stay.
00:12:26You, uh, stay there alone?
00:12:30I never know.
00:12:32See ya.
00:12:37Did you sleep there alone?
00:12:43Just you and me now, buddy.
00:12:45I'm telling you, man.
00:12:46I don't need a woman.
00:12:47I got Mary Beth to ride whenever I want.
00:12:49Oh, my God.
00:12:50Dude, you have got some serious issues with your surfboard.
00:12:52Come on.
00:12:53Oh, my God.
00:12:54Oh, my God.
00:12:55Oh, my God.
00:12:57Oh, my God.
00:12:58Oh, my God.
00:12:59Oh, my God.
00:13:01Dude, you have got some serious issues with your surfboard.
00:13:06Oh, my God.
00:13:08Oh, my God.
00:13:09What the hell?
00:13:28Hey, what the hell?
00:13:30Not very friendly, are you?
00:13:32Hey, you're the one who woke me up.
00:13:34I know.
00:13:36Oh, you do, huh?
00:13:38Well, you see, I heard that there's this American guy named Bog,
00:13:41who was very handsome, and I'd like to meet him.
00:13:44Great. My name's Jeremy.
00:13:46Other guy's Bog.
00:13:47The one who sleeps above you?
00:13:48Yep, that's him.
00:13:50But there must be a mistake.
00:13:52I'm sure it was Bog who was handsome.
00:13:54You mean you think I'm better looking?
00:13:56Oh, please, don't say anything.
00:13:58I wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
00:14:00Well, it's not that he's ugly, it's just that he's...
00:14:03Not a word, I promise.
00:14:05Promise?
00:14:07Yeah, what's your name?
00:14:09Lemia.
00:14:10Lemia.
00:14:11I like that name.
00:14:21Oh, you gotta check out my board.
00:14:23Watch your head, you spider, see?
00:14:25Yesterday I dropped down this amazing face...
00:14:27Mangled pancakes for breakfast.
00:14:29Mmm.
00:14:30You think you don't please them?
00:14:32I'm not pleased with our daughter at the moment.
00:14:34No.
00:14:35They're crashing over me.
00:14:36And I'm like this.
00:14:37And I gotta break through.
00:14:38I gotta break through.
00:14:39Seems like a very nice old man.
00:14:41He's a crazy person.
00:14:42Surfing at Lilo K.
00:14:44You see Lemia?
00:14:45Wax on the board allows your feet to have maximum movement.
00:14:49The rest is up to you and your balance.
00:14:51You're very intelligent, too.
00:14:53Stop it.
00:14:54Hey, dog face, where you been?
00:14:57What's it look like, blondie?
00:14:59What's that shit?
00:15:00Uh, you'll find out.
00:15:02What do you say?
00:15:03You nut jobs ready to make a little history?
00:15:05Going ready.
00:15:06Fantastic.
00:15:35Wait.
00:15:36hedgehogs M Więccos
00:15:41No, no, no.
00:15:42Never burn around.
00:15:44Oxy Yen
00:15:47Use You
00:15:49Tell Us
00:15:50To
00:15:51To
00:15:54To
00:15:56To
00:15:58To
00:16:00To
00:16:03Anyone want some more mango juice?
00:16:10No, no, thank you.
00:16:12Yes, please.
00:16:14I'd love some.
00:16:20You know, Lemmy, this is some of the best French toast I've ever had.
00:16:24So these are pancakes?
00:16:26Let's go.
00:16:32Get out of here!
00:16:40Lilo Keo, port bow!
00:16:56Father, please guide our friends as they embark on their path.
00:17:02Protect them from the danger below.
00:17:05And see to it that they return safe.
00:17:09They are in your hands.
00:17:11Amen.
00:17:13Amen.
00:17:26Amen.
00:17:27Well, well, well.
00:17:46Swell, swell.
00:17:50Yeah, breathtaking.
00:17:52Where are the sharks?
00:17:57It's disgusting.
00:17:59Check out the ice!
00:18:02What?
00:18:04Lunchtime!
00:18:05Lunch is served.
00:18:07All right, boys, come and get it!
00:18:10It's time!
00:18:17Oh, poor baby.
00:18:19Are you nervous?
00:18:20No, no, no.
00:18:21Sure?
00:18:22No, no.
00:18:23I'm not nervous.
00:18:24I don't get nervous.
00:18:26And, you know, what if they don't come?
00:18:38Don't worry.
00:18:40They'll come.
00:18:42Now nothing can hurt you.
00:18:48Not quite nothing.
00:18:53Showtime.
00:19:06There you go.
00:19:11Oh, yes!
00:19:12There's another one!
00:19:14Oh, yes!
00:19:15Oh, yes!
00:19:16Oh, yes!
00:19:17Oh, yes!
00:19:18Oh, yes!
00:19:19Oh, yes!
00:19:20Oh, yes!
00:19:21Oh, yes!
00:19:22Oh, yes!
00:19:23Oh, yes!
00:19:24Oh, yes!
00:19:25Let's go to work!
00:19:26You know, these waves are breaking all the way into shore.
00:19:28You could actually just sit on the beach and shoot it with a telephoto.
00:19:32Sure, I could.
00:19:33And it would look like shit.
00:19:34Look, I'm just trying to...
00:19:36Just trying to tell me how to do my job.
00:19:38Shouldn't you be in the water bottle?
00:19:40Okay, people.
00:19:41Let's roll.
00:19:42Let's go!
00:19:51Dude, it's just another ride.
00:19:54It's just you, your board, and that wave.
00:19:57You keep your thoughts on that.
00:19:58There's nothing else out there.
00:20:00Are you stinking?
00:20:02Let me hear you say it.
00:20:04I stink, man.
00:20:05Come on!
00:20:05I fucking stink big time!
00:20:07Damn right, you two!
00:20:09Let's go, guys!
00:20:25Dude, I wouldn't be doing that if I were you.
00:20:28Oh, they think they really want to blow on me!
00:20:34That's the idea.
00:20:35Now!
00:20:36Come on!
00:20:37Get the fuck out of here!
00:20:58This is simply nuts.
00:20:59This is simply nuts.
00:21:01And it's gonna be huge!
00:21:06Go get him, boys!
00:21:15Idiots.
00:21:28Do it, boys!
00:21:45Do it!
00:21:45Do it!
00:21:46Do it!
00:21:46All right!
00:21:58Do it, boys!
00:21:58Do it.
00:21:59Do it!
00:22:01Do it!
00:22:06Do it!
00:22:07Do it!
00:22:08Oh, baby!
00:22:11Yeah!
00:22:12Yeah!
00:22:13Woo!
00:22:14It's good!
00:22:15Good!
00:22:22Guys!
00:22:23It's like that, man.
00:22:24Hey, Zach!
00:22:25Zach!
00:22:26Zach, help!
00:22:28Shit!
00:22:30Help!
00:22:32Help!
00:22:34Mike!
00:22:36What the hell?
00:22:38Help! Zach!
00:22:40Zach!
00:22:42Take me in.
00:22:44Well, let's go there.
00:22:46Bobby!
00:22:48Get out of here!
00:22:50Come on, sis!
00:22:52Come on!
00:22:56Come on!
00:22:58Come on!
00:23:00Get out of here!
00:23:02Hurry!
00:23:04I got the board!
00:23:06Grab her!
00:23:08Watch the camera!
00:23:10You all right?
00:23:12I feel like an idiot.
00:23:14You know you wouldn't be the first person to freak out surrounded by man-eating sharks.
00:23:16This is my job!
00:23:18My show!
00:23:20I need this documentary without you.
00:23:22I don't got it.
00:23:24How's the video?
00:23:26It's good.
00:23:28Very cool.
00:23:30Says?
00:23:31What was that all about?
00:23:32First thing you learn as a kid?
00:23:33Don't eat before you go swimming.
00:23:34You get cramps.
00:23:35You were so good.
00:23:36The sharks didn't even catch up.
00:23:37Yeah, well, I had a little something they didn't.
00:23:39I had a little something they didn't.
00:23:40You know you wouldn't be the first person to freak out surrounded by man-eating sharks.
00:23:41You know you wouldn't be the first person to freak out surrounded by man-eating sharks.
00:23:43This is my job!
00:23:44My show!
00:23:45I need this documentary without you.
00:23:46I don't got it.
00:23:47What's that?
00:23:48What was that all about?
00:23:49First thing you learn as a kid, don't eat before you go swimming.
00:23:54You get cramps.
00:23:55You were so good.
00:23:56The sharks didn't even catch up.
00:23:57Yeah, well, I had a little something they didn't.
00:24:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:01That's touching.
00:24:02Very touching.
00:24:03All right, people.
00:24:05Let's get back to work.
00:24:06Let's go!
00:24:07Huh?
00:24:08What's that?
00:24:09Of course.
00:24:10We need more footage.
00:24:12Let's go.
00:24:13Let's get wet.
00:24:17Okay, then.
00:24:20Okay, then.
00:24:28No.
00:24:29Something's not right.
00:24:37What the fuck was that?
00:24:39You ever see anything like that?
00:24:42Uh...
00:24:43Okay, then.
00:24:44Let's call it a day, shall we?
00:24:47Yeah.
00:25:02What's he trying to prove?
00:25:04Stupid.
00:25:05Guy's a head case.
00:25:07You know, for a guy you don't like very much, you sure are very concerned, aren't you?
00:25:12No, it's just I can't believe he's back out there after what we saw.
00:25:18He must really love the surf, huh?
00:25:21Yeah, sure.
00:25:22He loves him more than anything.
00:25:25He'll be all right.
00:25:28Say, uh...
00:25:29Your mom said something about 500-year-old temples.
00:25:33Mm-hmm.
00:25:34You wanna...
00:25:35You wanna go search the island?
00:25:38Oh, my father would kill me if he knew we'd be off alone.
00:25:43So I sure do hope no one tells him.
00:25:45Oh, God.
00:25:47Yeah!
00:25:49See you in a while, crocodile!
00:25:51You know, we don't have to worry about anyone telling on us.
00:25:56Yeah.
00:25:57Yeah.
00:26:22Wow!
00:26:24This place is...
00:26:26Amazing.
00:26:32You're amazing.
00:26:44I gotta tell you, hon, if the footage looks half as good as what I saw from the boat, we are in good shape.
00:26:50Mm-hmm.
00:26:52Oh, yeah.
00:26:53Big things to come.
00:26:55I can feel them.
00:26:56Yeah.
00:27:08I think I'll go in for a swim, Sonny. It's too hot.
00:27:12Melba?
00:27:13Don't worry. I'll be quick.
00:27:20What's wrong? Is it me?
00:27:21No, no, no. No, it's not you. It's just, um...
00:27:23Why aren't we moving a little... fast?
00:27:24That's it?
00:27:25What's wrong? Is it me?
00:27:26No, no, no. No, it's not you. It's just, um...
00:27:28Why aren't we moving a little... fast?
00:27:29That's it?
00:27:30No, no, no. No, it's not you. It's just, um...
00:27:31Why aren't we moving a little... fast?
00:27:32That's it?
00:27:33It's lovely in here, Sonny. Why don't you come to me?
00:27:36It's just a little... fast.
00:27:40Yeah, it's not me, Sonny.
00:27:42It's a little long long long, sonny.
00:27:44What's wrong? Is it me?
00:27:45No, no, no, it's not you. It's just, um...
00:27:46Why aren't we moving a little... fast?
00:27:49That's it?
00:27:51It's lovely in here, Sonny. Why don't you come to me?
00:28:02Sonny, why don't you come in?
00:28:29Melba, why don't you come on in?
00:28:31What's wrong?
00:28:32Oh, nothing.
00:28:36Mel!
00:28:43Melba!
00:28:45Come on, Melba, come on!
00:28:59I'm a loser.
00:29:00Sonny!
00:29:07Sonny!
00:29:10Picnic.
00:29:11Picnic, come on, do you breathe me?
00:29:13Come on, this is the fury, do you breathe me?
00:29:17Do you breathe me?
00:29:18Boop!
00:29:19No!
00:29:19I've got to leave me, I've got to leave me, I've got to get out of here.
00:29:33Oh, I've got to do this.
00:29:34I thought I'd be putting you on the ground.
00:29:37I thought I would mess up on the ground.
00:29:39But I'm sorry to hear you, I thought I was supposed to be on the ground.
00:29:41Oh, my God.
00:30:11No!
00:30:22Lemya?
00:30:24You wanna play games, huh?
00:30:27You wouldn't be the first.
00:30:30Alright.
00:30:32Lemya!
00:30:35He's gonna find you!
00:30:39Lemya!
00:30:41Where are you, Lemya?
00:30:47Lemya!
00:30:50Come on! This isn't fun anymore!
00:31:06Is that a footprint?
00:31:08I don't know. I found it like this.
00:31:12Okay, I'm terrified. There's a big monster lurking in the jungle.
00:31:17Lemya!
00:31:18You're getting all worked up over nothing.
00:31:25Probably just freaked her out somehow and she went running back to her mom and dad.
00:31:31Where the fuck do they go?
00:31:34Lemya!
00:31:35You're not going to work without us?
00:31:36No way.
00:31:40What the fuck happened here?
00:31:45Oh shit.
00:31:47Oh shit.
00:31:49Oh shit.
00:31:50Lemya!
00:31:51Lemya!
00:31:52Lemya!
00:31:57Sonny!
00:31:59Oh jeez.
00:32:01I don't think Sonny can hear you, Jeremy.
00:32:05This is really, really fucked.
00:32:07Let's go.
00:32:09I'm down with that.
00:32:11Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:32:15Where's the camera?
00:32:17The camera's in the bag that's on the boat.
00:32:20It's the fucking camera for Christ's sakes.
00:32:23Can we go?
00:32:24It's not the camera he's worried about.
00:32:26It's the tape.
00:32:27Yeah, it's the tape.
00:32:28There's no reason for us to go home empty handed.
00:32:30Are you guys crazy?
00:32:32I hate to admit it, but he's right.
00:32:33Without that tape, this whole trip was for nothing.
00:32:37Don't be stupid, Bob. There's definitely something in there.
00:32:39It's not a mermaid.
00:32:49It's not a mermaid.
00:32:57This sucks, dude.
00:33:16You know, this guy's okay.
00:33:19Real dedicated.
00:33:20Stupid, but dedicated.
00:33:29Come on, bro.
00:33:31Materialize.
00:33:50Dude!
00:33:51Get me out of here now!
00:33:57Go!
00:33:58Here's your precious camera.
00:34:00See?
00:34:01It's that easy.
00:34:02What happened?
00:34:03What happened?
00:34:04You do not want to know.
00:34:10Jesus!
00:34:11Oh, God!
00:34:12Get out of here!
00:34:13Come on.
00:34:14We can't leave them!
00:34:15They're a memory!
00:34:16Let's go!
00:34:19Help!
00:34:20Help!
00:34:21That's the rock!
00:34:22Come on!
00:34:23Run!
00:34:24Run!
00:34:33Run!
00:34:34Run!
00:34:35Do not come on!
00:34:36Run!
00:34:37Run!
00:34:38Run!
00:34:39RUN! RUN!
00:34:43Here comes the fireman!
00:34:46RUN!
00:34:51What's that one?
00:35:09RUN!
00:35:12Nice!
00:35:13Come on!
00:35:14Get out of here!
00:35:17Zack, come on, man!
00:35:20That thing is gonna eat us!
00:35:21Shhh!
00:35:24I don't hear it anymore.
00:35:27Hey, where the hell are we running to anyway?
00:35:29Dude, we got an adios to this rock! Come on!
00:35:32Right?
00:35:33But have you given any thought as to how?
00:35:35Well, obviously they'll send someone for us.
00:35:37Yeah, by tomorrow afternoon, maybe they'll start to think about it.
00:35:42And then, if we're really lucky, they'll send someone the day after.
00:35:47Well, we'll have to find somewhere safe until they find us.
00:35:49Where?
00:35:51I mean, am I the only one that notices that thing can haul ass in the water and on land?
00:35:55If only we had a hot air balloon we could float away.
00:35:59Alright, relax, relax.
00:36:01I got my breath back.
00:36:02You don't think Uncle Z would actually allow himself to be incommunicado, do you?
00:36:08Oh, you have a cell phone?
00:36:11The phone is, once again, your friend.
00:36:14Come on.
00:36:16Come on, come on, come on.
00:36:17What?
00:36:18No service?
00:36:19Out here?
00:36:20Maybe those ten billion megahoots just ain't enough there, cowboy.
00:36:22Hey, hey, hey, relax.
00:36:23I'll get it.
00:36:24Remember, we're in the southern hemisphere.
00:36:25It's longer to reach the, uh, satellite.
00:36:26Yeah, something like that.
00:36:27Alright, alright, alright.
00:36:28Let's get the hell out of here.
00:36:29Don't you fucking move an inch!
00:36:30This way.
00:36:31Alright.
00:36:32Or you'll die.
00:36:33With your next step, we come in peace.
00:36:37Excuse me, sir.
00:36:38Are you deaf?
00:36:39I said don't fucking move.
00:36:40I said don't fucking move.
00:36:41I said don't fucking move.
00:36:42I said don't fucking move.
00:36:43You did say that, Zack.
00:36:44Now, deaf friend, do you know how close you were to becoming Cheebov?
00:36:59Cheebov?
00:37:00What the fuck's a Cheebov?
00:37:01I'll show you.
00:37:02You're coming.
00:37:03I said don't come.
00:37:04You're coming.
00:37:05I'm coming.
00:37:06I'm coming.
00:37:07I'm coming.
00:37:08I'm coming.
00:37:09I'm coming.
00:37:10I'm coming.
00:37:11I'm coming.
00:37:12I'm coming.
00:37:13What's the fuck's a Cheebov?
00:37:14Shit!
00:37:19Nice, huh?
00:37:21You mean shish kebab?
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:25Yeah.
00:37:26It's better with chicken.
00:37:29Shut the fuck up!
00:37:31Shut up.
00:37:33I'll hold this.
00:37:35No!
00:37:37Can anyone of you here tell me what the hell you're doing here on my island?
00:37:41Actually, we're trying to get off your island.
00:37:46Oh.
00:37:47We're running from a creature.
00:37:49A creature?
00:37:50Yeah.
00:37:51What?
00:37:52Like...
00:37:53Like Godzilla?
00:37:54Oh, oh, oh!
00:37:55Like Godzilla!
00:37:56Yeah, like in the movies, huh?
00:37:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:00Really, man.
00:38:01This thing ate a 42-foot boat.
00:38:04Really?
00:38:05Yeah, really.
00:38:11I don't see anything there.
00:38:18And what the hell do I do with you?
00:38:21Huh?
00:38:22What if you happen to have a boat?
00:38:24Or a balloon.
00:38:26I happen to have a boat.
00:38:30Really?
00:38:31Well, that's excellent news.
00:38:33Because I am willing to pay handsomely for a ride.
00:38:38Ok...
00:38:41RUDY!
00:38:42Let's go!
00:38:43You follow me, guys!
00:38:44Does this mean we're getting a ride?
00:38:49Where are you from?
00:38:52Yes, yes!
00:38:53Where are you?
00:39:06Hey, hold up.
00:39:08Hold up.
00:39:10Let's go here.
00:39:18Good.
00:39:22Very nice, very nice.
00:39:24Which way to first class?
00:39:26Fuck you!
00:39:28Hey, hey, hey, I'm an American.
00:39:30I'm a citizen, for Christ's sake.
00:39:32Shut up!
00:39:34Hey, hey, hey!
00:39:36Hey, hey!
00:39:38Dude, show me your passport from Christ's sake!
00:39:40Get in!
00:39:42Okay!
00:39:44This is bad.
00:39:46Move and stay in here!
00:39:52No!
00:39:54You're bad!
00:39:56You look old, you look old,
00:39:58you're old.
00:40:00You know what my brother's saying?
00:40:02He's reminding me of his lifelong dream,
00:40:04which is to keep company with a citizen
00:40:06of the United States.
00:40:08Hey, no way! No!
00:40:10I was talking about the female kind, of course.
00:40:14I'm not American.
00:40:16I'm Australian.
00:40:18Baby!
00:40:20He says it's good enough!
00:40:22Given the circumstances,
00:40:24I wouldn't call it cheating.
00:40:30Look, I don't know, but the Australian girls,
00:40:32they're a little, you know...
00:40:34Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aussie chicks,
00:40:36they just like the party naps.
00:40:38Ashley, I'm sorry.
00:40:40Don't listen to anything.
00:40:42What are you saying?
00:40:44If you were my brother,
00:40:46I'd get me really nice American girl.
00:40:48You know what I mean?
00:40:50Huh?
00:40:51Oh, really?
00:40:52Totally.
00:40:53Totally.
00:40:54But I'm not your fucking...
00:40:56Ow!
00:40:58Oh, no, no!
00:41:00Ow!
00:41:01Ow!
00:41:02Oh, no, no!
00:41:03Ow!
00:41:04Ow!
00:41:05Ow!
00:41:06Ow!
00:41:07Ow!
00:41:08Ow!
00:41:09Ow!
00:41:10Ow!
00:41:11Let's go!
00:41:12Get your crammy hands off you,
00:41:13you little maggot!
00:41:14Come on, we'll be done!
00:41:15Ah!
00:41:16Come on, he got it!
00:41:18Hello.
00:41:22Hello.
00:41:24See you there, man.
00:41:30Come on!
00:41:45Christ!
00:41:46What was that?
00:41:47What was that?
00:41:48Shit, look at that thing!
00:41:53No way!
00:41:54Fuck me.
00:41:55Fuck them!
00:42:00Go! Come on! Come on!
00:42:03Oh, man! How do you start this thing?
00:42:09Yes, yes, okay!
00:42:15Go! Go! Go!
00:42:18Stay for me!
00:42:23Oh, shit! Go! Go! Go! Go!
00:42:27Cecily!
00:42:28They're for power to save their guy!
00:42:30Yeah, I got that. We'll send flowers.
00:42:32We didn't just save your question!
00:42:36Shit!
00:42:37No!
00:42:50Hey, fuckers!
00:42:56Guys!
00:42:59Guys!
00:43:02Cecily!
00:43:03Jamie!
00:43:05Bog!
00:43:07Get off me! Get off me! Get off me!
00:43:09What the hell?
00:43:14Evening, Mr. Jardine.
00:43:16Enjoying your little swim?
00:43:18A little swim?
00:43:19God damn it!
00:43:20That was totally out of control.
00:43:33I mean, that thing had to be what? 30 feet?
00:43:3530 feet?
00:43:36At least.
00:43:37I ain't hungry.
00:43:38Scarfed down that fat dude, had to weigh at least 500 pounds in like two bites.
00:43:43He wasn't hungry, guys.
00:43:45He wanted to kill.
00:43:46Well, what the hell's it doing in the ocean anyway?
00:43:48Aren't they meant to hang out in swamps or something?
00:43:50It's a long ride back to the island.
00:43:53Adamus will show you the accords.
00:43:55Of course.
00:43:56Hey, Dirks.
00:43:57Who's your wife?
00:43:58No, actually, I wanted to thank you.
00:43:59I mean, if you didn't show up when you get back there, we would have really been in some deep shit.
00:44:16She was really quite a ship in her day, wasn't she?
00:44:17She got around.
00:44:18What?
00:44:19A competition too tough?
00:44:20No, to take a trip.
00:44:21You know?
00:44:22You know?
00:44:23You know how to play your little tricks.
00:44:24I mean, if you didn't show up when you get back there, we would have really been in some deep shit.
00:44:29I mean, if you didn't show up when you get back there, we would have really been in some deep shit.
00:44:36She was really quite a ship in her day, wasn't she?
00:44:40She got around.
00:44:41You sure got around.
00:44:44What, competition too tough?
00:44:48Right.
00:44:51Judging by your reaction back there, I'd guess it had something to do with a large saltwater crocodile.
00:45:01Wrong again, right?
00:45:04Well, you're right on the money.
00:45:07You wouldn't be trying to meet up with that thing again by any chance, would you?
00:45:17You make something very plain, son.
00:45:21I don't ever want to get near that salty again.
00:45:27Good.
00:45:31Good night, Captain.
00:45:37It's dirt, so it might be a little big.
00:45:51It's mine, so it'll probably be a little small.
00:45:54What took you so long?
00:46:00Oh, I was thanking our captain.
00:46:03Cozy, eh?
00:46:05It has potential.
00:46:07This is great.
00:46:08This is great.
00:46:13Hey, to me, this place is a palace right now.
00:46:17You know, because we're here right now and not in the intestines of that thing out there.
00:46:22I mean, think about it, guys.
00:46:25We...
00:46:27We made it.
00:46:29You know, we were chased and hunted and stared straight into the belly of the beast.
00:46:37The devil himself, if you ask me.
00:46:40We survived.
00:46:41We survived.
00:46:44No better than that.
00:46:46We kicked ass.
00:46:51You know what?
00:46:53I think a toast is in order, huh?
00:46:56To us.
00:46:57To leaves.
00:46:58To leave me.
00:47:04To leave me.
00:47:08To sunny.
00:47:15To sunny.
00:47:20To sunny.
00:47:22To sunny.
00:47:24To Melba.
00:47:34I'm sure y'all could use a little rest.
00:47:37Holler if you need anything.
00:47:39Yeah, uh, I'm exhausted.
00:47:54I'm sorry.
00:48:24Yeah, it's you alright. I can fucking feel ya.
00:48:42But this time old fella, not ever again.
00:48:54What's the name?
00:48:58I love it.
00:49:00I love it.
00:49:02I love it.
00:49:05I love it.
00:49:10I love it.
00:49:14I love it.
00:49:19That's a bleeder.
00:49:39Might want to use something a little more pointed.
00:49:45Go on.
00:49:49What the fuck are those for?
00:49:59Salties, love them.
00:50:01Salties?
00:50:02Saltwater crocodile.
00:50:05That thing out there?
00:50:07And Dirk's has an interest in these things?
00:50:11I knew you were the brains of this operation.
00:50:19But he hunts these things?
00:50:29I mean, now you're disappointing me.
00:50:31Color me slow.
00:50:32It happens every once in a while.
00:50:34What?
00:50:34What's the deal?
00:50:37Dirk's used to run adventure tours.
00:50:39And he was the best.
00:50:41And?
00:50:42And his last tour didn't go so well.
00:50:46How not well?
00:50:50All of his passengers were attacked.
00:50:53They were slaughtered right before his eyes.
00:50:54He hasn't been the same since.
00:50:57Oh, no.
00:50:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:01He wants revenge?
00:51:03Now?
00:51:04Today?
00:51:04That's all you can think about.
00:51:07A big, big, huge problem.
00:51:09There are passengers on this boat who want to just get the hell out of here.
00:51:15Now, I was thinking that a truly innovative television producer would seize the opportunity
00:51:19of a lifetime.
00:51:23Okay.
00:51:25So now she's an expert at the inner workings of the TV business.
00:51:29Let me ask your professional opinion.
00:51:33Would documenting the capture of the largest crocodile's porosis known to man be a marketable
00:51:38commodity or not?
00:51:42Now, I'm talking a crocodile of unheard of proportions.
00:51:4631 feet long, over 3,000 pounds.
00:51:52It has potential.
00:51:56Good shame.
00:51:57Mm-hmm.
00:51:59Mm-hmm.
00:52:29No way.
00:52:41Who's stupid?
00:52:43Oh, God.
00:52:44Who's stupid?
00:52:45Me.
00:52:52Oh, no.
00:52:53Something wrong?
00:52:56What?
00:52:57We're still there.
00:52:58No way.
00:52:59No way.
00:52:59Got something on your mind?
00:53:10You're just like gawking at an old man's backside.
00:53:13You're a fucking liar, Dirks.
00:53:15You said the last thing you wanted to see was that crocodile again.
00:53:19That's the God's honest truth.
00:53:21Then why aren't we hauling ass back to Palm Island?
00:53:23I mean, we're like sitting ducks here.
00:53:26Salty's not going to let us go anywhere.
00:53:28What?
00:53:28You heard.
00:53:29I don't see him.
00:53:31I don't see him.
00:53:32Right.
00:53:33But he's out there.
00:53:35Where?
00:53:36Everywhere.
00:53:38He owns these waters.
00:53:40This reef, these caves, they're his.
00:53:44Anyone or anything that trespasses are his.
00:53:47Oh, God.
00:53:52The drama.
00:53:54I love it.
00:53:56Oh.
00:53:57See, folks, the deal is that the captain here has a little score to settle with that oversized frog.
00:54:04Seems that he munched a few of his last passengers.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Oh, yeah.
00:54:09She told me all about it.
00:54:11And now your lovely first mate here has inspired me to my largest project yet.
00:54:19The killing of the largest living reptile on Earth.
00:54:24The Australian saltwater crocodile known by few but soon to be many as Big Mick.
00:54:33What do you think?
00:54:34Not bad, huh?
00:54:34Are you totally fucking mad?
00:54:38Cess, this thing is 90 years old.
00:54:42It's bigger than Boston.
00:54:43I mean, think about it.
00:54:44It's going to make blood surfing look about as exciting as lawn bowling.
00:54:50We're not talking Discovery Channel here.
00:54:52We're talking primetime network.
00:54:58Television.
00:55:00You think it's just fodder for some cheap entertainment?
00:55:04Let me tell you something, boy.
00:55:07I watched this crocodile eat five kids.
00:55:11What about your age?
00:55:12He started by dismembering each.
00:55:16And it was really bloody.
00:55:19And loud.
00:55:21The screams.
00:55:23See, they didn't die right away.
00:55:25They just lay there on the rocks.
00:55:28And I'm here.
00:55:29Like over there.
00:55:29And after we tore him enough to his like, he sucked up each part one at a time.
00:55:37So let me give you some advice.
00:55:41Lose the idea for your silly little show.
00:55:46And stay the hell out of my way.
00:55:47You have absolutely no right to involve us in this.
00:55:52You don't get it, do you, Sunshine?
00:55:54You got yourself involved.
00:55:57And I will take you back when I've done what has to be done.
00:56:00Now, if you've got some ideas on forcing the issue, you lay them out.
00:56:05Now.
00:56:07Because I've got a lot to do.
00:56:08And precious little time to do it in.
00:56:10Here we go!
00:56:15Body taker!
00:56:17Throw the back in the way!
00:56:18Look, look, look!
00:56:24Come on!
00:56:33It's alright.
00:56:34Big neck?
00:56:35Yes!
00:56:40Touch the back.
00:56:52Pure gold, sis.
00:56:53Look at the stars of that thing!
00:56:57Hot!
00:56:59Get a holder!
00:57:03I'm behind you, Nottie!
00:57:06What?
00:57:06Take all the fun!
00:57:10Can someone do something about the smoke? It's killing me!
00:57:14Howdy, shifter!
00:57:25What?
00:57:34Dierks!
00:57:38Shit!
00:57:40Tear apart! Move!
00:57:43Shit! Dierks, look!
00:57:46For Christ's sake!
00:57:47Beautiful!
00:57:48How was that?
00:57:51Just like that! Just like that!
00:57:53You've gotta be kidding me.
00:57:54Beautiful!
00:57:56Okay!
00:57:57Let it rock through!
00:58:11That is loose!
00:58:13Hey, hey, hey! Is that-
00:58:15That smoke ain't supposed to be like that, is it?
00:58:18Get out of the water!
00:58:20Wait, Mike!
00:58:22Don't forget me!
00:58:27Come on, let's death!
00:58:30Hold on!
00:58:31Pull!
00:58:32Pull!
00:58:33Come on!
00:58:34Get her in here!
00:58:37Run!
00:58:43Come on!
00:58:44Get!
00:58:45Bring her in!
00:58:47Bring her in!
00:58:49Look out, look out, look out!
00:58:50Do we have to take all day with this?
00:58:51Get her in the boat!
00:58:58Go, go, go, go!
00:58:59All right, go, go, go!
00:59:00Go, go, go!
00:59:01Move!
00:59:07Oh, shit!
00:59:09Keep allowing me, you freak!
00:59:11Stop shooting!
00:59:12What did you think?
00:59:13Come in and close with me!
00:59:14Come on!
00:59:15Come on!
00:59:16No!
00:59:17Take the knife!
00:59:18Yeah!
00:59:19This is what you want!
00:59:20Take him in the bloody head!
00:59:22Don't produce!
00:59:37Oh, God.
00:59:39Jesus Christ!
01:00:03Son of a bitch!
01:00:04You got him killed!
01:00:06John!
01:00:10John!
01:00:11John!
01:00:12She's dying!
01:00:23He's still out there somewhere.
01:00:26I wouldn't worry.
01:00:28He only eats real men.
01:00:29He only eats real men.
01:00:39Do you have enough fun, you freak?
01:00:42Cause I sure as shit have.
01:00:46Why don't you get us the hell out of here now?
01:00:48I can understand you taking a shot at me for your friend, son.
01:00:51But don't push your luck.
01:00:52Now get out of here and do something useful.
01:00:54You all right?
01:00:55That was really fucking stupid.
01:00:56I know.
01:00:57Come on.
01:00:58At least we're going back now.
01:00:59Come on, come on, come on!
01:01:00Hold you bitch!
01:01:01Come on!
01:01:02Shit!
01:01:04Shit!
01:01:05You fucker follow me.
01:01:06Come on.
01:01:07It's turning the ship!
01:01:08She blew her on!
01:01:09Never outrun him anyway!
01:01:10So what do we do now?
01:01:11We're heading for the race.
01:01:12We're heading for the race.
01:01:13Come on!
01:01:14Come on!
01:01:15You're fucking stupid!
01:01:16I know!
01:01:17At least we're going back now.
01:01:18Come on, come on, come on!
01:01:19Hold you bitch!
01:01:20Come on!
01:01:21Shit!
01:01:23You fucker follow me.
01:01:24Come on.
01:01:26It's turning the ship!
01:01:28She blew her on!
01:01:29Never outrun him anyway!
01:01:30So what do we do now?
01:01:31We're heading for the race.
01:01:32No, no, no, no, no.
01:01:33You're not going over that!
01:01:34Are you?
01:01:35Oh, fucker, you ain't got much patience.
01:01:37Hardy, get your ass up here!
01:02:02Son of a bitch!
01:02:24Anyone alive?
01:02:26Dierks?
01:02:28Mick?
01:02:31Ah.
01:02:33Listen to me, son.
01:02:35You're gonna take these three across to the island?
01:02:37No, John.
01:02:38It's all right, girl.
01:02:40You and me still got some seas to sail.
01:02:42And by the time you get there,
01:02:44you don't hear me blow that fucker to hell.
01:02:46You go north.
01:02:47Find some ruins.
01:02:49Fresh water.
01:02:50Chock full of alkaline.
01:02:52Salty's hated.
01:02:53Burnt the shit out of them.
01:02:55You got it?
01:02:56Yeah.
01:02:57What about you?
01:03:00You don't need that explosion.
01:03:03There is no me.
01:03:08Come on.
01:03:09Get out of here.
01:03:10Come on, come on.
01:03:11Let's go, let's go.
01:03:12What do you mean?
01:03:14Over the reef?
01:03:16Yeah.
01:03:17Come on.
01:03:19Shit.
01:03:20Go on.
01:03:21What?
01:03:22Listen.
01:03:23Hey.
01:03:24What's your dream?
01:03:25Hmm.
01:03:26Yep.
01:03:29Move.
01:03:30Leave by me.
01:03:32Maybe he talked about being made?
01:03:33Tie me off right now?
01:03:34Drop in.
01:03:35You know, I'll know he've been découvried.
01:03:37I can see you just head off right now.
01:03:39Get out of here.
01:03:41Shit, I'm bleeding.
01:04:01Oh, Jesus, it's only a scratch.
01:04:04Hey, fuck you.
01:04:05I'm bleeding.
01:04:06I'm bait, okay?
01:04:07Oh, jeez.
01:04:08Zach, you'll leave.
01:04:11Yeah, whatever.
01:04:13See you guys in paradise.
01:04:14Boring your surfboard, all right?
01:04:20That's screwed up.
01:04:23Yeah!
01:04:24Yeah!
01:04:25Yeah!
01:04:26Yeah!
01:04:26Yeah!
01:04:26Woo!
01:04:28Yeah!
01:04:33Oh, man.
01:04:36That has got to suck.
01:04:41Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.
01:04:43Amen.
01:05:01All right, you motherfucker.
01:05:04Breakfast.
01:05:05What do you think?
01:05:11I think.
01:05:12I wish I heard an explosion.
01:05:23I'm beginning, you bullshit!
01:05:25I'm going back.
01:05:53It's not a good idea.
01:05:54Hey, he might still be alive.
01:05:55I'll go.
01:05:56Fuck, well, can't be stupid.
01:05:57Even if he isn't, we need the explosives.
01:06:00Go to the ruins.
01:06:01I'll meet you there.
01:06:02How will you find us?
01:06:03Listen for the screaming.
01:06:14What are you doing?
01:06:15Get out of here!
01:06:16Come on.
01:06:28Come on.
01:06:36Mamacita, you've come home to Papa.
01:06:39You brought a friend with you.
01:06:40D'Arcs!
01:06:51D'Arcs!
01:07:02D'Arcs!
01:07:02D'Arcs!
01:07:02D'Arcs!
01:07:32Nice doing business with you, Billy.
01:07:51Should we be there by now?
01:07:52I don't know.
01:07:53What do you mean you don't know?
01:07:54We lost.
01:07:54Look, I don't know.
01:07:55Shit, would you just leave me alone?
01:07:56I don't know what your problem is.
01:07:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08:02Adi, stop!
01:08:03I don't need anyone.
01:08:04Least of all, you leave me alone.
01:08:06Look.
01:08:10It's one of those traps.
01:08:11Oh, shit.
01:08:23It's better just you and me, right, baby?
01:08:24Oh, shit.
01:08:25It's better just you and me, right, baby?
01:08:41Right.
01:08:41You know?
01:08:43Huh?
01:08:46Huh?
01:08:46Tell Papa, tell Papa how true it is white women like rough men.
01:08:52Who told you that?
01:08:53I read it.
01:08:55Website.
01:08:57Oh, you have a computer?
01:08:59Yes!
01:09:01Takes a certain kind of guy, though.
01:09:02I think you might be it.
01:09:03You better fucking believe I'm it, baby!
01:09:05Yeah?
01:09:06Come on, stud boy.
01:09:07Show me what's on deck.
01:09:08Let's go.
01:09:09I'm not just going to show you, baby.
01:09:12I'm going to stick it up to you, huh?
01:09:14Yeah?
01:09:15Well, shut up already and prove it.
01:09:16I'm right here.
01:09:19Uh-uh.
01:09:20No, you come here.
01:09:22No, you come here.
01:09:26Fuck this.
01:09:28Oh, shit.
01:09:32Gross.
01:09:33You okay?
01:09:41What happened?
01:09:43You were kind of hit by a bad joke.
01:09:45You all right?
01:09:47I think so.
01:09:49It all seems to work.
01:09:50Good.
01:09:51Let's go.
01:09:52Let's go.
01:10:03What do I know?
01:10:10I think it's...
01:10:11I don't know.
01:10:12Wait.
01:10:14It's this...
01:10:15I'm sorry.
01:10:22It's okay.
01:10:25You're just so together.
01:10:27Oh, please.
01:10:32Come on.
01:10:33Let's just cross the bridge.
01:10:41Come on.
01:10:41Let's go.
01:10:49Oh, shit.
01:10:50Oh, no.
01:10:51Oh, shit.
01:10:59Oh, shit.
01:11:00Oh, shit.
01:11:00Oh, shit.
01:11:01Oh, shit.
01:11:01Oh, shit.
01:11:01Oh, shit.
01:11:02Oh, shit.
01:11:02Oh, shit.
01:11:03Oh, shit.
01:11:03Oh, shit.
01:11:04Oh, shit.
01:11:04Oh, shit.
01:11:05Oh, shit.
01:11:05Oh, shit.
01:11:06Oh, shit.
01:11:06Oh, shit.
01:11:07Oh, shit.
01:11:07Oh, shit.
01:11:08Oh, shit.
01:11:08Oh, shit.
01:11:09Oh, shit.
01:11:09Oh, shit.
01:11:10Oh, shit.
01:11:10Oh, shit.
01:11:10Oh, shit.
01:11:10Oh, shit.
01:11:11Oh, shit.
01:11:11Oh, shit.
01:11:12Oh, shit.
01:11:12Oh, shit.
01:11:13Oh, shit.
01:11:14Oh, shit.
01:11:14Oh, shit.
01:11:15Oh, shit.
01:11:16Oh, shit.
01:11:16Oh, shit.
01:11:21Looks like the damn thing was too scared to cross the water.
01:11:24You'll find a way.
01:11:25Hey, come on.
01:11:46We made it.
01:11:47Wow.
01:11:51Oh, I saw her go to run about this water.
01:12:19What are you gonna do now, you ugly toad, huh?
01:12:25Let's go!
01:12:26It's crazy.
01:12:27Look at that bastard just sitting there waiting.
01:12:37Where the hell is he shouldn't be here by now?
01:12:38He'll be here.
01:12:39What if he doesn't?
01:12:40I don't even want to think about it if he doesn't.
01:12:43I don't even want to think about it if he doesn't.
01:12:44Sorry.
01:12:45You really like him, don't you?
01:12:46You really like him, don't you?
01:12:47I can't believe John might be dead.
01:12:48I can't believe John might be dead.
01:12:49I can't believe John might be dead.
01:12:50I'm sorry.
01:12:54You really like him, don't you?
01:12:57I can't believe John might be dead.
01:12:58There's always hope.
01:13:00If it weren't for him, I'd be dead.
01:13:01If it weren't for him, I'd be dead.
01:13:02Just as well be.
01:13:03He'd want me to know.
01:13:04He'd want me to know.
01:13:05I'm in a dark game.
01:13:06The first man ever treated me like it was more than me.
01:13:07I'm sorry.
01:13:08You really like him, don't you?
01:13:11I can't believe John might be dead.
01:13:17There's always hope.
01:13:19If it weren't for him, I'd be dead.
01:13:22I'd just as well be.
01:13:25He'd want me to know.
01:13:28I'm in a dark game.
01:13:31First man ever treated me like it was more than just some doll to dress up and play with.
01:13:54Happy to see me?
01:13:56A little.
01:13:57So how about that kiss right about now?
01:14:00John?
01:14:01No.
01:14:02I'm sorry.
01:14:07Look at that salty son of a bitch just sitting there.
01:14:21I wonder if he has any idea he's about to get blown sky high.
01:14:27Yeah, laugh it up man.
01:14:34Remember, as soon as I'm in there, you gotta blow it.
01:14:35If he gets through, we have nowhere to run and we're screwed.
01:14:41All right?
01:14:42All right?
01:14:43So all you gotta do is hit the green button.
01:14:44Crocodile pancake.
01:14:45Exactly.
01:14:46So why don't you go do what you do best?
01:14:47Okay.
01:14:48Why don't you do what you do best?
01:14:49All right?
01:14:50Sure.
01:14:51Okay, now remember as soon as I'm in there, you gotta blow it.
01:15:01If he gets through, we have nowhere to run and we're screwed.
01:15:04Alright, so all you gotta do is hit the green button.
01:15:08Crocodile pancake.
01:15:11Exactly.
01:15:13So why don't you go do what you do best?
01:15:16Witches.
01:15:18Piss things off.
01:15:20Oh, God! Come on!
01:15:48Come on!
01:15:50I'm right here!
01:15:54I made a branch to chase me!
01:15:58Come on!
01:16:08You're a belt!
01:16:10You're a suitcase!
01:16:20Kill boy boots!
01:16:22You guys, nothing's working!
01:16:23Fuck!
01:16:24It's all the way you can do that!
01:16:25Run!
01:16:26Run!
01:16:27Run!
01:16:28Run!
01:16:29Run!
01:16:30Run!
01:16:31Run!
01:16:32Run!
01:16:33Run!
01:16:34Run!
01:16:35Run!
01:16:36Run!
01:16:37Run!
01:16:38Run!
01:16:39Run!
01:16:40Run!
01:16:41Run!
01:16:42Run!
01:16:43Run!
01:16:44Run!
01:16:45Run!
01:16:47Do you think he's dead?
01:17:02That didn't do it.
01:17:03Nothing will.
01:17:05Let's get out of here.
01:17:07Son of a bitch!
01:17:17I hate you, you bastard!
01:17:19I hate you!
01:17:20How's it feel?
01:17:21Goddamn you!
01:17:22Arnie, what are you doing?
01:17:23Come on!
01:17:24Son of a bitch!
01:17:25Fuck you!
01:17:26Come on!
01:17:27Fuck you!
01:17:28Fuck!
01:17:29Run!
01:17:30Run!
01:17:31Run!
01:17:32Run!
01:17:37Run, sis!
01:17:38Faster!
01:17:41Go!
01:17:44Come on!
01:17:45Be calm, Lincoln!
01:17:46Don't worry!
01:17:47I have a plan!
01:17:48No!
01:17:49I'm in the door blind!
01:17:50I'm in the door blind!
01:17:52I'm in the door blind!
01:17:53I'm in the door blind!
01:17:54I'm in the door blind!
01:17:56Ah!
01:17:57Ah!
01:17:58Ah!
01:17:59Ah!
01:18:00Ah!
01:18:01Ah!
01:18:02Ah!
01:18:03Ah!
01:18:04Ah!
01:18:05Hold on, right!
01:18:35Oh, shit.
01:18:54Oh, shit.
01:19:05I knew you'd kiss me!
01:19:07You creep! You faker! I could just...
01:19:09You could just kiss me again!
01:19:11Bullshit! That was not a kiss!
01:19:15Alright, fine. That wasn't a kiss, you're right.
01:19:17You bet I am.
01:19:21This is a kiss.
01:19:23Come here.
01:19:27Any idea how we're gonna get off this island?
01:19:29None.
01:19:31Do we really care?
01:19:33No.
01:19:35Ha, ha, ha!
01:20:05No.
01:20:07No.
01:20:09No.
01:20:11No.
01:20:13No.
01:20:15No.
01:20:17No.
01:20:19No.
01:20:21No.
01:20:23No.
01:20:25No.
01:20:27No.
01:20:29No.
01:20:31No.
01:20:33No.
01:20:35No.
01:20:37No.
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01:20:41No.
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01:20:59No.
01:21:01No.
01:21:03No.
01:21:05No.
01:21:07No.
01:21:09No.
01:21:11No.
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