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00:01:03Well, it's been three months.
00:01:05Happy anniversary.
00:01:10What is it?
00:01:15I have to tell you about my job.
00:01:22This might shock you, but you should know everything before this relationship goes further.
00:01:30Don't, Bob.
00:01:31What?
00:01:34I'm very happy when I'm with you.
00:01:36No one's ever made me laugh like you do.
00:01:39And if I were a single woman, I could see a real future for us.
00:01:42But I'm a package deal.
00:01:45What do you mean?
00:01:46My kids are my priority, and how can I put this gently?
00:01:52They hate me.
00:01:54Yeah.
00:01:55I can make them like me.
00:01:57Oh, see?
00:01:58You can't make kids like you.
00:02:00Not mine or anyone's.
00:02:02My kids have been through a lot, and I don't think we should take the next step until they warm up to you.
00:02:12Doesn't your happiness count?
00:02:16Excuse me.
00:02:17Sorry, I've got to go.
00:02:23Emergency at work.
00:02:25No ink.
00:02:26It's much bigger.
00:02:28Sorry, really.
00:02:30I'll explain everything tomorrow.
00:02:33Okay.
00:02:34I'll see you tomorrow.
00:02:47What took you so long to get here?
00:02:5660 minutes.
00:02:57You stop for a latte?
00:02:58Oh, I get it.
00:02:59You're, uh, what's the expression?
00:03:01Chopping my bust.
00:03:03Close enough.
00:03:03Poldark and a couple other Ruskies just went in the refinery.
00:03:07Dan, I was right.
00:03:09I was planning something.
00:03:11Maybe they just want to fill up their gas tanks for free.
00:03:13I wouldn't blame them.
00:03:14You know, that man's so crooked, he could eat nails and poop corkscrews.
00:03:18You're the world's foremost authority on Poldark.
00:03:20What do you think he's up to?
00:03:21If his mission is to sabotage the world's oil reserves,
00:03:24why would he care about some two-bit refinery like this one?
00:03:27I'll make sure you get a chance to ask him.
00:03:29I'll make sure you get a chance to ask him.
00:03:44How the heck are you going to get in there?
00:03:47Jetpack?
00:03:48You said to shop.
00:04:06Wait for my signal.
00:04:07Yuri.
00:04:19What's this?
00:04:20Sifu.
00:04:21When we are done here, I want you to blow this place to Smithereens.
00:04:25Oh.
00:04:27I want you to blow this place to Smithereens.
00:04:57Let me up.
00:05:03I don't have all day.
00:05:04There is no overtime here.
00:05:06Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:36I would love to, Chats, but I gotta go.
00:06:06Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:06:36Let's go.
00:06:37Let's go.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:42Let's go.
00:06:43There we are.
00:06:44That was fun.
00:06:45A good, roping workout.
00:06:46We should do this again sometime.
00:06:47Okay, Fodark, let's go.
00:06:48Let's go.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Let's go.
00:06:51Let's go.
00:06:52Let's go.
00:06:53Let's go.
00:06:54Let's go.
00:06:55Let's go.
00:06:56Let's go.
00:06:57Let's go.
00:06:58Let's go.
00:06:59Let's go.
00:07:00Let's go.
00:07:01Let's go.
00:07:02Let's go.
00:07:03Let's go.
00:07:04Let's go.
00:07:05Let's go.
00:07:06Hey, you know, I'm standing right here.
00:07:08Maybe I can get your government to loan you to me just a little bit longer.
00:07:11No.
00:07:12This was my last assignment.
00:07:14I'm retiring.
00:07:15Don't tell me because of Jillian.
00:07:17I want a normal life.
00:07:18I want to get married.
00:07:20Oh, heck, man.
00:07:21Don't get married.
00:07:22Just find some woman that you're gonna hate in five years and give her your house.
00:07:27Keep the watch.
00:07:30A memento.
00:07:31Compliments of the CIA.
00:07:32So, Jillian, is that the woman that lives next door to your cover house?
00:07:36Yeah, they've been, uh, stepping out.
00:07:38I could never give up this life for a woman.
00:07:40We're spies, man.
00:07:41Every little boy wants to be a spy.
00:07:43It's the life.
00:07:44All the hours you spend sitting alone in a little room like this.
00:07:46Eating cold takeout food in the back of a surveillance van.
00:07:49Getting shot at all the time.
00:07:51Learning how to pee in a bottle in a moving vehicle.
00:07:53We're doing the right thing.
00:07:55Only problem is that our kids hate me.
00:07:58You're the man.
00:08:01Really gonna miss you, home.
00:08:03Good luck with those kids.
00:08:04I brought down dictators.
00:08:06How tough can three kids be?
00:08:09Come on, Ringo!
00:08:11Come on, Ringo!
00:08:12Come on, Ringo!
00:08:13Come on, Ringo!
00:08:15Come on, Ringo!
00:08:16Come on, Ringo!
00:08:17Come on, Ringo!
00:08:18Come on, Ringo!
00:08:19Hi, kids!
00:08:24I'm sorry about running out last night.
00:08:27It's all right.
00:08:28It's your job.
00:08:29No, it was rude.
00:08:31I promised it would never happen again.
00:08:34Mom, what about Ringo?
00:08:36Wingo!
00:08:37Oh.
00:08:38We tried everything, sweetheart.
00:08:39He'll come down when he's ready.
00:08:43You wanna see what I've been working on?
00:08:45Sure.
00:08:48Wingo!
00:08:49Wingo!
00:08:50Come on, kitty.
00:08:51It's not that full.
00:08:53Please, please, please, Wingo!
00:08:55There you go.
00:09:02So what do you think?
00:09:08Well?
00:09:09Mmm.
00:09:10Wow.
00:09:11It's a work in progress.
00:09:12Sadly, I didn't have any time to work on it today.
00:09:15Cat was on the roof.
00:09:16Satellites broken again.
00:09:17I spent two hours on hold trying to get a repairman out here.
00:09:21And I can't stop thinking about last night.
00:09:24So...
00:09:37Are we okay?
00:09:40I understand.
00:09:42If a man marries you, he marries all four of you.
00:09:47Don't forget the pig, the cat, and the turtle.
00:09:50and the turtle.
00:09:53So, do you really like it?
00:09:57It frightens me.
00:09:59Sometimes I think I've found the last honest man
00:10:01left in the world.
00:10:13I brought you all cookies.
00:10:19Yes?
00:10:20Is it true you're gonna marry Bob?
00:10:22What? Whoa, calm down.
00:10:23You can't do this, Jillian.
00:10:25You're, like, so far above him.
00:10:26What she means is he's boring.
00:10:28He's a geek.
00:10:29He's a very nice man who treats me very well.
00:10:32He's a pen importer.
00:10:34He's a cyborg.
00:10:38You all don't know him like I do.
00:10:40He's very passionate about the world and about my art.
00:10:43He likes to talk about history, science, and politics.
00:10:48I see what you mean about him not being boring.
00:10:53What you all call boring, I call dependable.
00:10:57For once, I'd like a man who goes to work every day at the same time
00:11:01and who comes home every single night.
00:11:02A man who doesn't lie or cheat or leave his family the first time some...
00:11:07My happiness counts, too.
00:11:19I hate it when old people have feelings.
00:11:23We got a deep six, Bob.
00:11:29What's the story here?
00:11:44They hit Poldark's prison transport caravan at the edge of town.
00:11:47Tell me he didn't get away.
00:11:49Oh, he's as gone as rum cake at an AA meeting.
00:11:52I'm telling you, this whole thing was a set-up.
00:11:54They knew he was coming.
00:11:57Are you saying there's a mold in the agency?
00:11:59I'm not saying anything except he got away.
00:12:19I'm not saying anything but he can't have to.
00:12:21Welcome back.
00:12:22Welcome back.
00:12:34Pajana, you can imagine what's life in there.
00:12:38The oppressive darkness and the torture of MD, they stretching for years.
00:12:43Prison as hell.
00:12:44You've been there for four hours.
00:12:47Enough tearful reunion.
00:12:52I need a new batch of the formula as soon as possible.
00:12:56We'll run another test in two days.
00:13:01I need a chain so close.
00:13:03Something current and fashionable.
00:13:05And something to eat that does not come with a toy.
00:13:08What?
00:13:14I'm próprio.
00:13:20I'm my Familie with Michael Pereta and Arama.
00:13:28There's many 해주ers that have entered the怒vre Station.
00:13:36I'm his library at Arama and Arama,
00:13:38The city has made out of England's army.
00:14:08Honey, we're getting ready to carve pumpkins downstairs.
00:14:14You want to join us?
00:14:15Absolutely, because I'm a loser and I have no life.
00:14:19Did I mention we're going to toast the pumpkin seeds?
00:14:23Come on.
00:14:25I want you to join the family.
00:14:26And I want some privacy.
00:14:28Don't get fresh with me.
00:14:30I'll use whatever tone of voice I want to use with you.
00:14:32Farron, I want you downstairs.
00:14:34No, I'm not going to come downstairs right now.
00:14:35Get out.
00:14:35Farron, this is my house.
00:14:36You don't owe me.
00:14:37You don't owe me.
00:14:38Get out.
00:14:39I said get out, Jillian.
00:14:40Get out.
00:14:41Downstairs in five minutes.
00:14:42I hate this house.
00:14:43I hate this family.
00:14:45Get out.
00:14:58No, she won't hear me.
00:14:59I'm on the roof.
00:15:01It's like the only place I can get any privacy in this loony bin.
00:15:05I can't let Jillian marry this guy.
00:15:07No, it's not that.
00:15:10I mean, you're right.
00:15:11He is a total drone, but that's not the issue.
00:15:15What's going to happen when my dad comes back?
00:15:18He won't just leave me here alone.
00:15:19He'll be back.
00:15:20And if she's married, what happens then?
00:15:24I don't know.
00:15:25Mom, aunt's feeding duffel bacon.
00:15:37Okay, that's just wrong.
00:15:38Why is it wrong?
00:15:39Oh, Bob, ho.
00:15:56Hey.
00:15:57So how's it going with those kids?
00:15:59I'm taking Jillian and the children on the picnic.
00:16:01I'm going to force those kids to delight me.
00:16:03Force them?
00:16:04You know, you might as well try scratching your ear with your elbow.
00:16:08Guess what?
00:16:10Podark escaped.
00:16:11No longer my problem.
00:16:16Yeah, I know.
00:16:17But we recovered a file.
00:16:19Seems to be an entry portal to a website.
00:16:22But we can't crack it.
00:16:23I thought maybe you could take a look at it.
00:16:25Hey, if you can figure it out, great.
00:16:27If you can't, no harm, no foul.
00:16:29As a favor to you, send it to my home computer.
00:16:34I already did.
00:16:36Oh, while I'm thinking about it,
00:16:38they suspect there may be a mole at the agency.
00:16:41They suspect me?
00:16:43No.
00:16:44You know Glaze thinks you're the sharpest barb on the wire.
00:16:47I have no idea what that means.
00:16:50Hey, listen, man.
00:16:51Have fun on your picnic.
00:16:53And just shoot me back when you check out that file.
00:16:55Thanks.
00:16:59That's all the encryption.
00:17:15Let's see what you've got.
00:17:29Is Luna ready?
00:17:33No, I have bad news.
00:17:37My father's in the hospital.
00:17:39Oh, that's terrible.
00:17:41He plays senior softball and he slid into third.
00:17:43Now he's having his hip replaced.
00:17:45That's terrible.
00:17:46I have to leave the kids and fly to Denver to take care of Dad.
00:17:51That's great.
00:17:53What are you talking about?
00:17:54Let me watch the kids.
00:17:56It will give us a chance to get to know each other.
00:17:58Hmm, no, Bob.
00:18:00You, them, I don't know.
00:18:04My aunt's flying in from San Antonio.
00:18:06She's very good with the kids.
00:18:07She was in the military.
00:18:09Julia, this could be just what we need.
00:18:11You really think you can handle that kind of pressure?
00:18:14The driving, the schoolwork, and then there's Halloween,
00:18:17getting their costumes, finishing decorating the house?
00:18:19No problem.
00:18:21Halloween is my favorite.
00:18:23You have nothing to worry about.
00:18:24They'll be perfectly safe with me.
00:18:26It's not them I'm worried about.
00:18:31You can't be serious.
00:18:33Isn't there any other option?
00:18:35Foster care?
00:18:36Juvenile home?
00:18:38Okay, here we go.
00:18:40Be fine.
00:18:41Love you guys.
00:18:42Mmm.
00:18:45I'm gonna miss you.
00:18:46Yeah, it's proven by this total abandonment.
00:18:48You'll survive.
00:18:50I'll buy you something from the hospital gift shop.
00:18:52Bye.
00:18:52Bye.
00:18:53Love you.
00:18:54See you later.
00:18:55Bye.
00:19:00So, is this exciting or what?
00:19:06Well, I'll just pack a few things and we'll go to your house.
00:19:10Okay?
00:19:11A flow beat.
00:19:25I knew he cut his own hair.
00:19:26Nothing telling in his DVD collection.
00:19:29Standard action movies, mainstream comedies, no sci-fi and nothing above PG-13.
00:19:36Hey, his computer.
00:19:38Let's check it out.
00:19:39Good idea.
00:19:40There's got to be some dirt on there.
00:19:44Oh, wow.
00:19:46Fashion Armageddon.
00:19:48I haven't forgotten, Colton.
00:19:50I will look at the file.
00:19:52But this is important.
00:19:54What is Halloween?
00:19:58Whoa, Farron.
00:19:59Do you realize what this is?
00:20:01It's got you all worked up.
00:20:03Let me guess.
00:20:04A Klingon dictionary?
00:20:04You have me confused with an entirely different class of geek.
00:20:09Stockholm GBH.
00:20:10Grievous bodily harm.
00:20:12Live in Stockholm.
00:20:14This is one of the rarest bootleg concerts in the world.
00:20:17Why does Bob have it?
00:20:18Who cares?
00:20:19I'm going to download it.
00:20:22This is my ticket to Coolsville.
00:20:25This is what you bring me to wear?
00:20:38You said you wanted current.
00:20:39I look like the first prince of Belarus sent someone out to get me something elegant.
00:20:46What is this problem you found?
00:20:49I went on to download the formula and found this site being accessed by third party.
00:20:54If the United States or China has the formula, they can develop an antibody for it.
00:20:58I'm tracing the ISP, but it's heavily encrypted.
00:21:01It will take me a while to track it on.
00:21:03Fine to ever download it, my formula.
00:21:06Retrieve it.
00:21:07And?
00:21:09Kill them.
00:21:20What's up with you?
00:21:21I'm going to kill you.
00:21:22What?
00:21:23I'm going to kill you.
00:21:25Don't hurt me.
00:21:26Don't hurt me.
00:21:27He's hurting me.
00:21:28Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:21:31Hey, stop.
00:21:32What's going on here?
00:21:34She threw a stink bomb in my room.
00:21:36What?
00:21:36That's so not true.
00:21:37Oh, so what?
00:21:38You're saying I threw a stink bomb in my own room?
00:21:41Just to get you in trouble?
00:21:43Sad.
00:21:44So sad.
00:21:45Hey, hey, hey.
00:21:46No.
00:21:47Farron, I'm very disappointed in you.
00:21:51You two should be in bed by now.
00:21:54Well, if we finish our homework in time, Jillian lets us stay up till midnight.
00:21:58She also likes us to watch adults swim.
00:22:02It's kind of a tradition.
00:22:04I didn't really think this one through.
00:22:06Nora, let's get ready for bed.
00:22:20I don't want to go to bed.
00:22:22Only my mommy can test me.
00:22:31Here I come.
00:22:37Hey, come back.
00:22:40Now I got you.
00:22:42Come back.
00:22:44I got you.
00:22:48Come back.
00:22:54Rora.
00:22:56Come on, baby.
00:22:58Rora.
00:22:59Only my mommy can test me.
00:23:02Only my mommy can test me.
00:23:04You.
00:23:05You.
00:23:05Can you mommy do that?
00:23:18Sleep.
00:23:19Get out!
00:23:47Hello?
00:23:55You're alive.
00:23:57That's a good sign.
00:23:58How are the kids?
00:24:00We had a great night.
00:24:01Easy as pie.
00:24:03Really?
00:24:04You're with my kids, right?
00:24:07Bob?
00:24:09The other night at dinner, you were going to say something about your job,
00:24:13and I cut you off.
00:24:14Do you want to tell me now?
00:24:16Um, it can't wait until you get back.
00:24:22I really think this was a good idea.
00:24:25I'm sure the world is behind us.
00:24:27Just a second.
00:24:47I got it.
00:25:12Fire!
00:25:13Everything will be fine.
00:25:30All moves ready.
00:25:37Shotgun, it's not your day.
00:25:39You sure your mother left you go to school like that?
00:25:41Duh, Bob.
00:25:44Duh, Bob.
00:25:57Hi.
00:25:58Well, you guys have a nice day.
00:26:00We'll go for you.
00:26:03So, what do you do all day?
00:26:12Nothing.
00:26:13I'm full.
00:26:21You're full of it.
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:23Full of it.
00:26:23I'm telling you, I downloaded it yesterday.
00:26:26Really?
00:26:27Because if you really had, that'd be pretty cool.
00:26:28Yeah, pretty cool.
00:26:30Let's hear it then.
00:26:30Trying to pop our ears is nothing but a bunch of static.
00:26:39I don't get it.
00:26:41I get it.
00:26:41You're a static little nerd and a liar.
00:26:43Let's get him.
00:26:45Yeah.
00:26:46Oh, Frankie!
00:26:47Put me down.
00:26:48Put me down.
00:26:50Put me down.
00:26:50Okay, you ask for it.
00:26:54No!
00:26:55You guys are going to hear from me and my lawyer.
00:26:59All you favorites, each and every one of you.
00:27:03So, tell me more about Halloween.
00:27:14It's the best.
00:27:15You get candy.
00:27:17Everyone tends to be someone else.
00:27:20And nobody knows who you really are.
00:27:22Sounds familiar.
00:27:24Nora.
00:27:24So, what do you want to be?
00:27:28A Frankenstein?
00:27:30A zombie?
00:27:31Sweetie, do you want to be a princess?
00:27:35Yeah.
00:27:42Okay.
00:27:43Princess.
00:27:44Princess.
00:27:48Nora.
00:27:49Not really.
00:27:55Princess.
00:27:57Princess.
00:27:59Princess.
00:28:04Ta-da!
00:28:05Pink.
00:28:08Pink.
00:28:12Mmm.
00:28:19Ta-da! Princess!
00:28:29It's too big.
00:28:32Too big?
00:28:34Okay.
00:28:49Laura?
00:28:51Laura?
00:28:55Laura?
00:29:01Laura?
00:29:06Laura?
00:29:12Laura?
00:29:13Laura?
00:29:18Laura?
00:29:19Sorry, sorry.
00:29:20Sorry.
00:29:21Sorry.
00:29:27Laura?
00:29:44Laura?
00:29:49Laura?
00:29:50Laura?
00:29:51You don't wander off again?
00:29:53I'm sorry, Bob.
00:29:55Let's go pay for your costume.
00:30:03Yo, it's Ho.
00:30:06Just hold him till I get there.
00:30:13Can I just say, before we begin, that only in the current distress condition of the American public school system could I be deposited head-first into a garbage can, and yet I'm the one who winds up receiving disciplinary action.
00:30:32Who exactly are you?
00:30:34Oh, I'm his mother's...
00:30:38Neighbor.
00:30:39Neighbor.
00:30:40I'm watching him for a few days.
00:30:43Well, this is not the first time Ian has been in trouble. He gets in fights, he lies.
00:30:48Hey, I don't lie.
00:30:49You told everyone you invited Selena Gomez to the spring dance.
00:30:54Her appearance for you was an obstacle.
00:30:56You said you spent New Year's Eve at the Playboy Mansion?
00:30:59Hey, pay-per-view high def. I felt like I was there.
00:31:01I'm telling you, lying is a dangerous game.
00:31:11Bob, you're still pens. What are you...
00:31:13Oh no, that's them.
00:31:15Who?
00:31:16The future felons put me in the trash can.
00:31:20Hey, Geek Boy, we got detention because of you.
00:31:22Yeah, because of you.
00:31:24You're gonna pay for that.
00:31:25Gentlemen, we don't want trouble.
00:31:27Who's this? Your mom?
00:31:29You wish. He's my bodyguard. I hired him.
00:31:32You better watch out.
00:31:34That you?
00:31:35No, he's joking.
00:31:37I'm that babysitter.
00:31:38What are you gonna do?
00:31:40Ask you politely to allow us to pass.
00:31:43How humiliating. Why didn't you do something?
00:31:59Why did you tell them I was your bodyguard?
00:32:02You're right. I guess it was too big a stretch.
00:32:13Hey, how you doing? I'm Ian. I told you you got a beautiful body. You hold it against me.
00:32:26Ew.
00:32:29At least you're not shy.
00:32:31I wanted to talk to her in the worst way.
00:32:34Mission accomplished.
00:32:36Get in here.
00:32:41Ooh.
00:32:43You look so pretty.
00:32:47Farron, I didn't know you did gymnastics.
00:32:50Why would you?
00:32:52You don't know anything about me.
00:32:53You come over to hang out with Jillian, and you never even talk to us.
00:32:58Come on, let's go.
00:33:01The woman's got a point.
00:33:06You don't know who you are sending out to buy my clothes, but I want them killed.
00:33:16You could go yourself.
00:33:19I'm the most wanted man in America.
00:33:22I cannot exactly browse the racks of JCPenney's.
00:33:26Just give me something that will blend in.
00:33:28Something extremely American.
00:33:30Sir, we are ready to run the test.
00:33:36Magnificent.
00:34:01Magnificent.
00:34:07She must have plastic in her shoes.
00:34:14It will eat any petroleum product.
00:34:19We're working on that.
00:34:25What happened to the bacteria?
00:34:28They live as long as they feed.
00:34:30Once the oil is gone, they disappear.
00:34:32Just like my Jimmy Choo's.
00:34:33Come in.
00:34:50Listen about today.
00:34:52You could have stood up for me, you know. I have to face those guys.
00:34:55So face them?
00:34:57Unless you want to spend the rest of your life with your head in the trash can.
00:35:00Thanks for the advice, Bob. All my problems are solved.
00:35:12They assigned this in middle school?
00:35:15No, that's my pleasure reading.
00:35:21You're smart.
00:35:22You have a lot going for you. Why do you make things up?
00:35:27Girls aren't exactly impressed by astrophysics.
00:35:31Given the resources, I could design, build, and launch a rocket that would accurately circumscribe an orbit of the moon.
00:35:38But other guys can, you know, throw a ball through a hoop.
00:35:44I don't want you to get in trouble.
00:35:47I'll make you a deal.
00:35:50If you try to tell the truth from now on, I won't tell your mother about today.
00:35:54Really?
00:35:56Dude, that's almost cool.
00:35:58You mean for a guy who sells pens?
00:36:00Come on, kiss. Time for a bath.
00:36:10Come on, one more spoonful.
00:36:13Come on!
00:36:41Norah!
00:36:43Come on!
00:36:46When the tree breaks, the baby falling out.
00:36:51And the land on the ground.
00:36:53When the baby...
00:36:58This one.
00:36:59I learned that in China, when I was young.
00:37:01I was young.
00:37:02No!
00:37:03No!
00:37:04No!
00:37:05No!
00:37:06No!
00:37:07No!
00:37:08No!
00:37:09No!
00:37:10No!
00:37:11No!
00:37:12No!
00:37:13Love you, love you, love you
00:37:17I forgot my fear
00:37:22I love you, love you
00:37:27I don't want you to do anything
00:37:32I'm happy for you
00:37:37I don't want you to do anything
00:37:42It's me, I need your help
00:37:51I had to make up one heck of a yarn to get all this stuff
00:38:06What did you tell them?
00:38:08Let's just say if I don't find some weapons-grade uranium by dawn, I'm in trouble
00:38:12What do you need all this for?
00:38:14Get the kids ready for school
00:38:17Well, that's like my mom always used to say when she was stationed over in East Berlin
00:38:21She'd say, it's fine, it's easy
00:38:23Parent, it's hard
00:38:24Good luck
00:38:26Bring it on
00:38:38Bring it on
00:38:42Ferrin, you've been in there all morning, let me in! Ferrin! Ferrin! Ferrin! Ferrin! Let me in! Ferrin! Ferrin!
00:38:55Ferrin, you've been in there all morning, let me in! Ferrin!
00:38:59Hey! Guess it's my turn
00:39:04And Ferrin, please put on the longer skirt
00:39:10This means war
00:39:17One way or another
00:39:19I'm going to find you
00:39:21I'm on a sigui thugh
00:39:23One way or another
00:39:25I'm gonna win you
00:39:26I'm gonna eat you, eat you, Get you, Get you, get you
00:39:28One way or another
00:39:30I'm gonna see you
00:39:31We're on
00:39:33Meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
00:39:34Meet ya, meet ya, meet ya. One day, maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya. I'm gonna meet ya. I'll meet ya.
00:39:41I will drive past your house.
00:39:47And if the lights are rolled down, I'll see you in your house.
00:39:59One way or another, I'm gonna see ya. I'm gonna meet ya.
00:40:04I'll meet ya, meet ya, meet ya. One day, maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya. I'll meet ya.
00:40:10And if the lights are rolled out, I'll follow your bus downtown to hang it now.
00:40:26Where is he?
00:40:37Hiding. He's probably gonna trick us when you open the door.
00:40:41Help me put this away.
00:40:48One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya.
00:40:53I'm gonna give you the slip or slip over here for another one, I'm gonna lose ya.
00:40:59No soda upstairs.
00:41:00What? How did you do it?
00:41:02One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya.
00:41:05I'm gonna trick ya, trick ya, trick ya, trick ya, one way or another.
00:41:09I'm gonna lose ya.
00:41:11I'm gonna give you the slip.
00:41:13One way or another, I'm gonna
00:41:31ared some��면.
00:41:32Finally, days off for opening, can you ever find that lying's dirty?
00:41:37It's a spoon-eye. You should be asleep.
00:41:53How'd you find me?
00:41:55Call it a hunch.
00:42:07Why do you call your mother Jillian instead of mom?
00:42:15She's not my mom.
00:42:17What do you mean?
00:42:19My father was married before, and my real mom died when I was little.
00:42:24Jillian is just my stepmother, and Ian and Nora are just my half-brother and sister.
00:42:29I'm like the freak of the family.
00:42:32He must have hurt your feelings when he left.
00:42:35He'll be back for me.
00:42:35I know he's not the greatest dad in the world, but he loves me, and he's not going to leave me here alone.
00:42:48Anyway, you should not cram the roof like this. It's not safe.
00:42:53Please don't tell me I can't come up here.
00:42:55It's like the only place I can chill.
00:42:57Actually, I was going to offer to build you a railing.
00:43:02Are you trying to bribe me into liking you?
00:43:04I just want you to be safe.
00:43:12Mind if I chill with you?
00:43:16It's a free country.
00:43:17Good news.
00:43:31Good news.
00:43:45We've got an address.
00:43:50Good.
00:43:51Take some men.
00:43:53Get that download back.
00:43:55Tatiana.
00:43:58No survivors.
00:44:03Hey, boss, you like?
00:44:05Lola?
00:44:12May I make a couple of fashion suggestions?
00:44:24Women don't like the shit tuck in.
00:44:27Mess up your hair.
00:44:28You know about fashion?
00:44:30No, but I know women.
00:44:32Wear it like this.
00:44:34It's cool.
00:44:36I saw it in the movie.
00:44:37I saw it in the movie.
00:44:38What movie?
00:44:39Octopussy?
00:44:40This isn't 1985.
00:44:42I almost forgot.
00:44:44What's this?
00:44:45Icky Pop and David Bowie in Shanghai.
00:44:48What?
00:44:49This is only about the hardest concert to find in the world.
00:44:52I guarantee you no one else in the school district has it.
00:44:56You've downloaded this for me.
00:44:58Don't worry.
00:44:59I pay for it.
00:45:00How'd you even know about it?
00:45:01Easy.
00:45:02I was there.
00:45:03Bob, you're getting too efficient.
00:45:15We're half an hour early.
00:45:16You're welcome.
00:45:20Have a great day.
00:45:26Hey, cool look, Aaron.
00:45:28Thanks.
00:45:29It's the end.
00:45:30Whatever.
00:45:33Have a great day.
00:46:00Look, the talk on the roof the other night
00:46:03doesn't mean we're friends.
00:46:05God forbid.
00:46:06We're here.
00:46:07There is nobody around.
00:46:08I found the computer, but the file was downloaded to an external storage device.
00:46:11I can't find stands.
00:46:12I can't find stands.
00:46:13Boze amoy.
00:46:14I think I just figured out who lives here.
00:46:15I can't find stands.
00:46:16I can't find stands.
00:46:17Boze amoy.
00:46:18I think I just figured out who lives here.
00:46:19Agent Ho.
00:46:20Agent Ho.
00:46:21Agent Ho.
00:46:22Oh.
00:46:23Oh.
00:46:24Oh.
00:46:25Oh.
00:46:26Oh.
00:46:27Hello.
00:46:28Hello.
00:46:29You must stop shooting.
00:46:30things, Antoine.
00:46:31You must stop shooting things, Antoine.
00:46:32Oh.
00:46:33Oh.
00:46:34Oh.
00:46:35Oh.
00:46:36Oh.
00:46:37Oh.
00:46:38Oh.
00:46:39Oh.
00:46:40Oh.
00:46:41Oh.
00:46:42Oh.
00:46:43Oh.
00:46:44Oh.
00:46:45Oh.
00:46:46Oh.
00:46:47Oh.
00:46:48Oh.
00:46:49Oh.
00:46:50Oh.
00:46:51Oh.
00:46:52Oh.
00:46:53Oh.
00:46:54Oh.
00:46:55Oh.
00:46:56Oh.
00:46:57Oh.
00:46:58Oh.
00:46:59Oh.
00:47:00Oh.
00:47:01Oh.
00:47:02Oh.
00:47:03Oh.
00:47:04Oh.
00:47:05Oh.
00:47:06Oh.
00:47:07Oh.
00:47:08Oh.
00:47:09Oh.
00:47:10Oh.
00:47:11Oh.
00:47:12Listen up. Now. Everyone in here. We must look at Chinese intelligence agent Bob Ho. He's very tricky. The best at what he does. He won't be easy to find.
00:47:34No, no. Imagine you are a genius. Highly trained. And you want to disappear. I see him climbing with a bunch of skulls on a rope. Okay. He's not going to be a barbarian. Good try, though. No, I see him. There. Go. Go. Get him up. Get him up. Get him up. Don't kill him yet. We need information.
00:48:04Get him up. Go, Bob. Go. Go, Bob. Go. Get him up. Get him up.
00:48:14Go, Bob. Go! Go, Bob. Go! Go, Bob. Go! Come here, sweetheart. Get back here.
00:48:26Let go!
00:48:35This is bad, Ladybug!
00:48:41Let go!
00:48:42Can you hold my turtle?
00:48:44No, no!
00:48:53Ladybug!
00:48:56We will pay for the little American princess!
00:49:17Again, again, again!
00:49:21Okay.
00:49:26Why did you pull us out of school?
00:49:29Who cares?
00:49:30We're out!
00:49:31Why are you in the front seat anyway?
00:49:32It's my day!
00:49:33No, it isn't.
00:49:34It's my day!
00:49:35No, it's not your day!
00:49:36You're a liar!
00:49:37You're a liar!
00:49:38Today is my day!
00:49:39You should be here!
00:49:40You're a liar!
00:49:41No!
00:49:42No!
00:49:43No!
00:49:44I'm still hungry!
00:49:54It doesn't look like they are taking candles to you!
00:49:58Wait inside!
00:49:59I have to make a call!
00:50:00This is Firefly!
00:50:01This is Bob Ho!
00:50:02I need help!
00:50:03Yeah, so I get pretty good grades at this university.
00:50:05And top of the class.
00:50:06I don't like to brag, but you know.
00:50:07Bob, this is Larry.
00:50:08Pleased to meet you, sir.
00:50:09Let's get some food.
00:50:10He goes to the university.
00:50:11He's a poet!
00:50:12Isn't he cool?
00:50:13He's rad, he's awesome, this is Chikofa sushi!
00:50:14Is bomb!
00:50:16Let's go with him!
00:50:17It is!
00:50:18This is Bob Ho!
00:50:19I need help!
00:50:20Yeah, so I get pretty good grades at this university.
00:50:21And top of the class.
00:50:23I don't like to brag, but you know.
00:50:24Bob, this is Larry!
00:50:25Pleased to meet you, sir.
00:50:26Let's get some food.
00:50:27He goes to the university.
00:50:28He's a poet!
00:50:29Isn't it cool?
00:50:32He's rad.
00:50:34He's awesome.
00:50:35He's cheeky fussy.
00:50:36He's bomb!
00:50:37Let's go.
00:50:40Hey!
00:50:43How embarrassing.
00:50:45You know, most people don't like me when they first meet me.
00:50:48But Larry did.
00:50:52I have two words for you, Larry.
00:50:55Thirteen.
00:51:07I have to go.
00:51:16All right, Nora.
00:51:18Come on.
00:51:20You two stay at the table.
00:51:26No, no, no.
00:51:28I can't go in there.
00:51:37What's your piece?
00:51:46Careful.
00:51:58And the lion jumped on me.
00:52:00And I killed him with my bare hands.
00:52:01And I saved the colonel's life.
00:52:03You're brave.
00:52:04Thanks.
00:52:07How about this, Bob?
00:52:08The whole restaurant and the waitress that Larry here.
00:52:11Isn't it great?
00:52:12It's like it's fate or something.
00:52:14Really, sir, we're just goofing around.
00:52:16Hey, Nora.
00:52:17Knock, knock.
00:52:18Who's there?
00:52:19Irish Stu.
00:52:20Irish Stu who?
00:52:22Irish Stu in the name of the law.
00:52:28Larry was telling me all about the university.
00:52:30It sounds great.
00:52:31I'd be glad to give you a tour sometime.
00:52:33Then pick the fry.
00:52:34It's not up to you.
00:52:35You're not my dad.
00:52:36No, but I know that your mother hasn't completely lost her mind.
00:52:39It's just a tour, Bob.
00:52:41It's not like he's asking me out on a date or anything.
00:52:44Are you?
00:52:47No, it's just a friendly offer.
00:52:49Even if it was a date, you still couldn't stop me.
00:52:52What's your major, Larry?
00:52:53English Lit.
00:52:54Would you pass the soya sauce?
00:52:55That way I, uh, get a background in the classics.
00:52:56It's possible.
00:52:57It's possible.
00:52:58You speak Russian, Larry.
00:52:59What's going on?
00:53:00Go, go, go, go, go!
00:53:01No!
00:53:02Go, go, go, go!
00:53:03No!
00:53:04You're not.
00:53:05No!
00:53:06No!
00:53:07Okay.
00:53:08No, no, no, no.
00:53:09It's just English Lit.
00:53:10Would you pass the soya sauce?
00:53:11That way I, uh, get a background in the classics.
00:53:15Larry?
00:53:17What's going on?
00:53:37This is going to be painful.
00:53:40You're right about that.
00:53:44Go, go, go!
00:53:54Maybe you'll write up home about this.
00:54:05Goodbye, Larry.
00:54:10Ow!
00:54:14Fine.
00:54:15He's too old for me.
00:54:16Bob, I don't want to be a princess anymore.
00:54:18I want to be a cyborg.
00:54:19How did you find us so fast?
00:54:20It doesn't make sense.
00:54:21Bob, what's going on?
00:54:22Please, quiet.
00:54:23I'm trying to think.
00:54:24I'm trying to think.
00:54:25What do you mean?
00:54:26What's that?
00:54:27What's that?
00:54:28Who is he?
00:54:29All right, all right.
00:54:30Fine, fine.
00:54:31I am international spy on loan to the CIA.
00:54:33From the Chinese intelligence service,
00:54:34someone wants me dead.
00:54:35And Larry was a Russian operative.
00:54:36Okay?
00:54:37Fine.
00:54:38Don't tell us.
00:54:39Cool.
00:54:40Why would you come alone?
00:54:41Stay here.
00:54:42No.
00:54:43Where are the kids?
00:54:44Inside.
00:54:45I am international spy on loan to the CIA.
00:54:46From the Chinese intelligence service,
00:54:48someone wants me dead.
00:54:49And Larry was a Russian operative.
00:54:51Okay?
00:54:52Fine.
00:54:53Don't tell us.
00:54:56Cool.
00:54:57Why would you come alone?
00:54:59Stay here.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01Where are the kids?
00:55:02Inside.
00:55:03Nothing else matters until these kids are safe.
00:55:04Nothing.
00:55:05Of course.
00:55:06Colton sent up that safe house for him like you requested.
00:55:07Wait.
00:55:08Got that file on you?
00:55:09What file?
00:55:10The one Colton linked you to from Poldark's computer, your download.
00:55:12I didn't know.
00:55:13I didn't know.
00:55:14I didn't know.
00:55:15I didn't know.
00:55:16I didn't know.
00:55:17I didn't know.
00:55:18I didn't know.
00:55:19I didn't know.
00:55:20I didn't know.
00:55:21I didn't know.
00:55:22I didn't know.
00:55:23I didn't know.
00:55:24I didn't know.
00:55:25I didn't know.
00:55:26I didn't download it.
00:55:27I never even got it open.
00:55:29Don't BS me, Bob.
00:55:31It's classified material.
00:55:32I need all copies.
00:55:33Why would you think I downloaded it?
00:55:35Unless someone told you I had.
00:55:37Someone who wanted it back.
00:55:38Let's not make this thing harder than it has to be, Bob.
00:55:41Give me the file.
00:55:42You're a career officer.
00:55:44Why do this?
00:55:45I want out.
00:55:46Same as you.
00:55:47We're both leaving for love.
00:55:48Only I love money.
00:55:49And Anton Poldark is Match.com.
00:55:51The file!
00:55:54Okay?
00:55:56Please.
00:55:57Good work.
00:55:58No.
00:55:59Can I just say you are by far the coolest guy my mom has ever dated?
00:56:17At least now I know how the kit layering found us so fast.
00:56:21How?
00:56:22The watch.
00:56:23Grace told me to keep the watch.
00:56:25You must have a tracking device.
00:56:28Wow.
00:56:29You really are a spy.
00:56:32Jillian is totally gonna freak.
00:56:34What are you doing?
00:56:35There's an iron in these rocks.
00:56:36It will hide the signal.
00:56:37Watch, please.
00:56:38Watch, please.
00:56:39You realize if I told anyone at school this story, I'd get detention for a year for lying.
00:56:43What are you doing?
00:56:44There's an iron in these rocks.
00:56:45It will hide the signal.
00:56:46Watch, please.
00:56:47Watch, please.
00:56:48You realize if I told anyone at school this story, I'd get detention for a year for lying.
00:56:54Yes?
00:56:55Yes?
00:56:56Hey, partner.
00:56:57Where you at?
00:56:58Why do you ask?
00:56:59I needed to pick up that file I sent you.
00:57:01You know the one I want you to open for me?
00:57:03Bob?
00:57:04Bob?
00:57:05You there?
00:57:06Code.
00:57:07I never saw you.
00:57:08You know the one I want you to open for me?
00:57:10You know the one I want you to open for me?
00:57:12Bob?
00:57:13You there?
00:57:14Code.
00:57:15I never saw you was sold out of the product.
00:57:16Hey, that's crazy, man.
00:57:17Something's wrong.
00:57:18We need to get together and talk.
00:57:19Nice try.
00:57:20Bob?
00:57:21Bob?
00:57:22Bob?
00:57:23You know the one I want you to open for me?
00:57:24Yes?
00:57:25Hey, partner.
00:57:26Where you at?
00:57:27Why do you ask?
00:57:28I needed to pick up that file I sent you.
00:57:29You know the one I want you to open for me?
00:57:30Bob?
00:57:31You there?
00:57:32Code.
00:57:33I never thought you were sold out of the product.
00:57:35Hey, that's crazy, man.
00:57:36Something's wrong.
00:57:37We need to get together and talk.
00:57:40Nice try.
00:57:41Bob?
00:57:43Bob?
00:57:45We'll be safe here.
00:57:46I promise.
00:57:47This is your plan?
00:57:48Hide out in a hotel?
00:57:49Doesn't look like they have chicken tenders here either.
00:57:50This is awesome!
00:57:51Can we order room service?
00:57:52Can we order room service?
00:57:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:55Are you crazy?
00:57:56I'm going home.
00:57:57No.
00:57:58The only place you're safe is with me.
00:57:59Safe with you?
00:58:00Everybody's trying to kill you.
00:58:01I know.
00:58:02Isn't it cool?
00:58:03Hey, Bob, if you wanna marry my mom, I'll personally write that in a hotel.
00:58:04You just don't want to make them great.
00:58:05What?
00:58:06It just don't want to get time.
00:58:08You don't want to get some space for your family.
00:58:09This is awesome!
00:58:10Can we order room service?
00:58:11Are you crazy?
00:58:12I'm going home.
00:58:13No.
00:58:14The only place you're safe is with me.
00:58:15Safe with you?
00:58:16Everybody's trying to kill you.
00:58:17Awesome!
00:58:19Can we order room service?
00:58:20Are you crazy?
00:58:21I'm going home.
00:58:22No.
00:58:23The only place you're safe is with me.
00:58:26Safe with you?
00:58:27Everybody's trying to kill you.
00:58:28I know.
00:58:29Isn't it cool?
00:58:31Hey, Bob.
00:58:31If you want to marry my mom, I'll personally
00:58:33write the invitations.
00:58:37Tom?
00:58:41Oh, babe, oh, babe, I need you, babe.
00:58:47I want you to do whatever you want.
00:58:52I want you to be happy because of you.
00:58:58I want you to be happy because of you.
00:59:05Love you, Bob.
00:59:09In the wind, the wind, the energy.
00:59:17Be realistic, Bob.
00:59:27Hello.
00:59:28Hi, Jillian.
00:59:29Hi, sweetheart.
00:59:31Yeah, Grandpa just fell asleep.
00:59:32I was going to call you guys.
00:59:34I have to tell you something.
00:59:36I know this is going to hurt you, but I have to tell you.
00:59:40Are you all right?
00:59:42I'm fine.
00:59:43It's about Bob.
00:59:45What about him?
00:59:46He's not who you think he is.
00:59:48He's a spy, a Chinese spy, and these terrorists are trying to kill him, and now the CIA is
00:59:52after him, too, and they...
00:59:53Farron, I know you don't like Bob, but come on.
00:59:57I'd expect this from Ian, but not from you.
00:59:59What?
01:00:00No, it's true.
01:00:01He's going to get us all killed.
01:00:02Don't you even care?
01:00:04Farron, this conversation is over.
01:00:06Put Bob on.
01:00:07Hi, Jillian.
01:00:16Bob, I am so sorry.
01:00:18I don't know what's gotten into her.
01:00:21It's true.
01:00:22What is?
01:00:25Everything she said is all true.
01:00:28Whatever this is, it isn't funny.
01:00:30Our kids are safe.
01:00:32I promise I'll give them to you as soon as you'll get back.
01:00:35You're either telling me the truth or I've left my kids with a nut job.
01:00:42Either way, you should come and get them.
01:00:44So, you got any other cool spy stuff besides the watch?
01:01:06Don't touch.
01:01:15It's very sharp.
01:01:17Cool.
01:01:18What else?
01:01:30Cool.
01:01:31Cool.
01:01:34Yeah!
01:01:35Sorry, mister.
01:01:51Airport, step on it!
01:02:05Frog, are you awake?
01:02:17Are you kidding?
01:02:19Does he always snore like that?
01:02:22Can't you hear him next door?
01:02:24I always thought it was the pig.
01:02:26It's over with you and Jillian, isn't it?
01:02:34Yes, Farron, it's over.
01:02:38You win.
01:02:38Then why don't I feel like I won?
01:02:42If you really loved her, you wouldn't give up this easily.
01:02:47It's because I love her and the three of you that I have to walk away.
01:02:52It's more important that you're safe.
01:02:53I thought I could put my other life behind me, but I can't.
01:03:00Be glad.
01:03:02You're lucky you're not joining this family.
01:03:05You have no idea what it's like to live in a place where you totally don't belong.
01:03:12Don't be so sure.
01:03:14I was an orphan.
01:03:16I was raised in a group home.
01:03:18I never knew my parents, but I had a family.
01:03:22I had dozens of brothers and sisters there, and I wasn't related to any of them.
01:03:28But I loved them all.
01:03:32Family isn't whose blood you carry.
01:03:36It's who you love and who loves you.
01:03:43I love you.
01:03:48Jillian!
01:03:57Jillian.
01:03:59I'm really sorry about everything.
01:04:07Tell me the truth.
01:04:09Are you really a spy?
01:04:13Yes, I am.
01:04:14I was going to tell you at dinner, but you stopped me.
01:04:18I don't care.
01:04:20You put my children in danger.
01:04:23Just go.
01:04:31Bob.
01:04:33When are we going to see you again?
01:04:37You're not.
01:04:38Please don't go away.
01:04:51Who's going to sing me China songs?
01:04:53Thanks.
01:05:03You'll be safe.
01:05:04I promise.
01:05:06Stay away from my children.
01:05:08I'll tell you.
01:05:08I'll tell you.
01:05:09It's not a bit.
01:05:19I'm sorry.
01:05:20I hope you did.
01:05:21I know.
01:05:22Oh, my God.
01:05:52Dear Mom, I am very sorry, but I cannot stay here.
01:06:01My destiny is to be a spy like Bob.
01:06:07I am going with him.
01:06:11Best wishes, your son, Ian.
01:06:22I am going with him.
01:06:52The whole signal just popped back up.
01:06:58We got him.
01:07:01That's wrong.
01:07:02I am going with him.
01:07:08I am going with him.
01:07:10I am going with him.
01:07:18I am going with him.
01:07:20I am going with him.
01:07:26Bob!
01:07:28Bob!
01:07:30Ian!
01:07:31You left your watch!
01:07:32I know you're right!
01:07:33What are you doing here?
01:07:34Let's go!
01:07:35What do you mean?
01:07:36Let's go!
01:07:37What do you mean?
01:07:38There's an open just right here.
01:07:39Bob Hope.
01:07:41What a coincidence.
01:07:43Tie them up.
01:07:45Bob Hope.
01:07:45What are you doing here?
01:07:50I'm coming with you.
01:07:51I want to be a spy too.
01:07:52Is this the bad guy?
01:07:56I thought he'd be better dressed.
01:07:58How did you find me?
01:08:00I found one of your tracking devices and put it in your pocket when I hugged you goodbye.
01:08:04I'm impressed.
01:08:05Thanks.
01:08:06Can we go back to business?
01:08:07Would it help you mention I'm retired?
01:08:08Retired man don't download secrets.
01:08:09I never download anything.
01:08:10He's lying.
01:08:11Who are you going to believe?
01:08:12Me or the trader?
01:08:13Me or the trader?
01:08:14Me or the trader?
01:08:15Me or the trader?
01:08:16Me or the trader?
01:08:17Me or the trader?
01:08:18Me or the trader?
01:08:19I'm coming with you.
01:08:20I'm coming with you.
01:08:21I want to be a spy too.
01:08:22Is this the bad guy?
01:08:23I thought he'd be better dressed.
01:08:25How did you find me?
01:08:26I found one of your tracking devices and put it in your pocket when I hugged you goodbye.
01:08:29I'm impressed.
01:08:30Thanks.
01:08:31Can we go back to business?
01:08:32Would it help you mention I'm retired?
01:08:33Me or the trader?
01:08:35Someone has been a very naughty boy.
01:08:39He's got cameras and microphones mounted all over the place.
01:08:44Good plan filming us together.
01:08:47How could you turn against your country?
01:08:50It's simple.
01:08:51I'm going to be a billionaire.
01:08:53That file that you didn't download?
01:08:55It's a formula for a growth bacteria hybrid.
01:08:58The stuff literally eats oil.
01:09:01Can you imagine?
01:09:02Overnight, all the world's oil supplies go poof.
01:09:06All except for Russia's.
01:09:08It'll be priceless.
01:09:09Right, comrade?
01:09:10How did you get Colt to go along with you?
01:09:13Colt?
01:09:14That hillbilly's not part of this.
01:09:15He doesn't know what goes on in the real world.
01:09:17He still thinks wrestling is real.
01:09:19Let the boy go.
01:09:20He has nothing to do with this.
01:09:22Mr. Tietjat just laid out our whole plan.
01:09:30We cannot let him go.
01:09:32He will tell.
01:09:33Trust me.
01:09:34No one will believe him.
01:09:36He's right about that.
01:09:38Hey, boss.
01:09:39Look at what I found.
01:09:40Sneaky crowd.
01:09:41Sorry.
01:09:42Farron?
01:09:43Hi, everybody.
01:09:44Please.
01:09:45Have a seat.
01:09:46This can be happening.
01:09:47Hold on.
01:09:48Let the children go.
01:09:49And I will find this GBH file for you.
01:09:51GBH?
01:09:52Like Stockholm GBH?
01:09:53How do you know that?
01:09:54No freaking way.
01:09:55You're telling me all this is because he downloaded a bootleg concert?
01:09:58He did what?
01:09:59You downloaded it?
01:10:00Wow, these companies take piracy way too seriously.
01:10:01You're messing with my computer.
01:10:03It's private.
01:10:04I just wanted to see you.
01:10:05What?
01:10:06What?
01:10:07What?
01:10:08You downloaded it?
01:10:09Wow, these companies take piracy way too seriously.
01:10:10You're messing with my computer.
01:10:11It's private.
01:10:12I just wanted to see you.
01:10:13You're not going to see me.
01:10:14What?
01:10:15What?
01:10:16What?
01:10:17What?
01:10:18What?
01:10:19What?
01:10:20Private.
01:10:21I just wanted to seem cool.
01:10:23You don't need to.
01:10:24You are cool.
01:10:25You are one of the coolest kids I know.
01:10:28Really?
01:10:29Thanks.
01:10:30Hey!
01:10:31Over here.
01:10:32Man with a gun.
01:10:33Wait a minute.
01:10:34I am one of the only kids you know.
01:10:37Where is the file?
01:10:39It's on my iPod on my desk at home.
01:10:42Now see?
01:10:43You want to be a spy.
01:10:45Never tell the truth to the bad guy.
01:10:48Sorry.
01:10:49I'm new at this.
01:10:51Tatiana, take some men to the kids' house and find the iPod.
01:10:55What if the family is home?
01:10:58Ever since you tied your hair blonde, kill them.
01:11:02No, don't!
01:11:03Go!
01:11:04Bring me that iPod!
01:11:06Come on, go!
01:11:07Go!
01:11:08Go!
01:11:09Go!
01:11:10Coach Jr.
01:11:23Now!
01:11:24Past for you,….
01:11:25Oh, my God.
01:11:55Awesome!
01:11:57Awesome!
01:12:07Hyo!
01:12:13Farron, let's go.
01:12:15I call deep zone front.
01:12:17Then I pick the radio station.
01:12:23Okay, ready?
01:12:29Hello?
01:12:31Julian, listen to me.
01:12:33Goodbye, Bob.
01:12:43Julian, wake! Don't hang up!
01:12:49Hang on. We've got to get there before they do.
01:12:55Is there anyone at the agency you can still trust?
01:12:59Someone you can call?
01:13:01Sure, but they tore all my cameras.
01:13:03I have no proof of anything.
01:13:05Except that, as it happens, I recorded that entire conversation on my cell phone.
01:13:11Way to go, dork.
01:13:13Hodor.
01:13:15Hodor.
01:13:17Hodor.
01:13:19Just listen. I'm going to play you something.
01:13:23That file that you didn't download?
01:13:25It's a form of a growth bacteria hybrid.
01:13:27The stuff literally eats oil.
01:13:29What is this?
01:13:31It's Halloween.
01:13:33What is this?
01:13:35It's Halloween.
01:13:37Go, have the Halloween.
01:13:39What are you all doing?
01:13:41I thought you were upstairs.
01:13:43Everybody inside.
01:13:45Mom, we need to talk.
01:13:47Mom, this isn't a joke.
01:13:49Do whatever he says.
01:13:51Get your iPod.
01:13:52His iPod?
01:13:53I demand an explanation.
01:13:54They're coming.
01:13:55Who?
01:13:56The Russians.
01:13:57Russians?
01:13:58We need to talk.
01:13:59Mom, this isn't a joke.
01:14:01Do whatever he says.
01:14:05Get your iPod.
01:14:06His iPod?
01:14:07I demand an explanation.
01:14:09Yeah, come in.
01:14:10Who?
01:14:10The Russians.
01:14:11Russians?
01:14:11I saw them outside.
01:14:30They're coming.
01:14:32Russians?
01:14:32Yes, Jillian.
01:14:33Russians.
01:14:34Let's try and keep up.
01:14:38Miss Julie, everybody upstairs.
01:14:41Understand me?
01:14:41Come on, come on.
01:14:43Stay there.
01:14:48Where's my stuff?
01:14:50Here, take some of this stuff.
01:14:51What is all this?
01:14:52Protection.
01:14:55Why do you have a lighter?
01:14:57I don't want you playing with fire.
01:15:06Okay, maybe just this once.
01:15:08Let's go.
01:15:09Trick or treat.
01:15:10Let's go.
01:15:11Quit.
01:15:20rabbit.
01:15:31I'm not full of shit, what do you appreciate?
01:15:33Oh
01:16:03What are you supposed to be a cyborg sent from the future to blast you away
01:16:33I can't believe you did this to my family, endangered my kids
01:16:51I didn't mean to, I love your kids, I want to marry you, all four of you
01:16:56And I wanted to marry you, but our wedding gifts would have to be opened by the bomb squad
01:17:01All right, enough games
01:17:04I finally found a normal guy, I thought, someone who likes to
01:17:15Can we talk about this later?
01:17:31Oh, you switch bells
01:17:41Get it
01:17:43Give me the ipod, kid
01:17:55Come on, let's TP the little geek's house
01:18:02Yeah, TP
01:18:04Hey guys
01:18:16Gotta go
01:18:19Maybe we should just stick to stealing candy from the little kids
01:18:23Yeah, real little kids
01:18:24This is going to be fun
01:18:32Hey Larry, knock knock
01:18:34Hey guys, get in the room, lock it
01:18:56I wish to in the name of the lord
01:19:20Sorry your retirement was so short Bob
01:19:24You can kill me, let the family go
01:19:31I can't, they seem too much
01:19:32But I'll let you go first so you don't have to watch
01:19:34Hey mister
01:19:35Don't think this changes anything
01:19:44Everybody freeze
01:19:46It's okay
01:19:48Yeah, I took your guys
01:19:50You stinkin' low liar
01:19:56Come on, let's go
01:19:59Hey, loosen these things up
01:20:13Oh, I'm sorry, what's wrong?
01:20:15You got the handcuffs too tight?
01:20:16I don't know how these things work
01:20:18I'm just a dumb hillbilly
01:20:19Everybody okay?
01:20:23Bums and bruises
01:20:24Ian, this really is the good time
01:20:27Hey
01:20:30What you got there, son?
01:20:32Nice work recording that conversation, partner
01:20:37This young man might make a heck of a spy someday
01:20:40How quickly can you give me orange jumpsuit?
01:20:54I'm sorry, I suspected you
01:20:56Don't worry about it, old buddy
01:20:58Chalk it up to the language bearer
01:21:00Thank you
01:21:02Thank you
01:21:16I'm sorry I put you through all this
01:21:18Goodbye, Jillian
01:21:22Goodbye, kiss
01:21:26Bob
01:21:30I'm gonna miss you
01:21:34I'm gonna miss you
01:21:36I'm gonna miss you too
01:21:40Wait
01:21:46I know he lied
01:21:48But he did it to protect us
01:21:50This whole time all he ever wanted to do
01:21:52Was protect his mom
01:21:54Mom
01:22:02You're never gonna find a man as good as Bob
01:22:04Never again
01:22:06Never
01:22:08I never thought I'd say this
01:22:10But I agree with Farron
01:22:18I suppose you have something to say too
01:22:20I want Bob to be my daddy
01:22:22Daddy
01:22:36Do you, Jillian, take Bob to be your lawfully wedded husband?
01:22:40I do
01:22:42And do you, Bob, take Jillian to be your lawfully wedded wife?
01:22:46Jillian
01:22:50There's one more thing I have to tell you
01:22:52My name really isn't Bob
01:22:56It's okay
01:23:00It's okay
01:23:02I do
01:23:04I now pronounce you man and wife
01:23:06You may kiss the bride
01:23:08I now pronounce you man and wife
01:23:10You may kiss the bride
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