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00:00Get ready for a game changer, tonight's guests.

00:06The first part of a wave, it's Alfred Aquino the second.

00:10The second part of that same wave, it's Christine Medrano.

00:16And the third part of this incredible wave, it's Jess Ross.

00:21And your host me, I've been here this whole time.

00:26This is Game Changer, the only game show

00:32where the game changes every show.

00:33The wave is still going, it hasn't stopped.

00:37I am your host, Sam Reich.

00:43I am joined today by these three lovely contestants.

00:47Now you all understand how the game works?

00:49We understand that we're not supposed to understand.

00:52That's right, our players have no idea what game it is

00:54they're about to play.

00:55The only way to learn is by playing.

00:57The only way to win is by learning.

00:58And the only way to begin is by beginning.

01:00So without further ado, let's begin.

01:03But first, Alfred.

01:05Yes, hi.

01:06Tell us about yourself.

01:07Oh, that's a loaded question.

01:12I'm a cool, fun guy.

01:15That is correct.

01:18And so that is one point for Alfred.

01:22Moving on to Christine.

01:25Tell us about yourself.

01:28I'm Canadian.

01:29I am sorry, Christine.

01:31I am so sorry, that is incorrect.

01:34No points for Christine.

01:37You are not Canadian.

01:40Jess, tell us about yourself.

01:44I'm a cool, fun guy.

01:46I think we've covered that.

01:48I like to skateboard because it's cool.

01:52Interesting choice, Jess.

01:56I will give you that point.

01:59Alfred, tell us about yourself.

02:01Oh, again.

02:03I like music.

02:06I suppose that's technically true.

02:09Okay.

02:10Christine, tell us about yourself.

02:12I own a car.

02:17Yes, I will give you that point.

02:19That's a point for Christine.

02:21Jess, tell us about yourself.

02:22I'm alive.

02:27Who are you praying to?

02:32Yes, I will give you that point.

02:34Alfred, tell us about yourself.

02:37I like to walk.

02:41Well, yeah, no, I'll take it.

02:44Let me just make sure I have this right so far.

02:46I think that's three for Alfred,

02:49one for Christine, two for Jess.

02:52Christine, tell us about yourself.

02:54I drink water.

02:57Yeah, yeah, I mean, I guess everyone's

02:59just doing really well so far.

03:01Jess, tell us about yourself.

03:05I believe there is something to the way

03:09we're answering these questions

03:11that give us points or not.

03:13You're a wave.

03:15Are we building an identity from the first thing

03:17Alfred said, which means he is a cool guy?

03:20I have been in a movie in the movie theaters.

03:25I'm gonna give it to you.

03:26Which means, correct me if I'm wrong,

03:28that's three points for Alfred,

03:31two points for Christine, and three points for Jess?

03:35I'm losing track.

03:36I could really use a scorekeeper.

03:38Oh, oh, God.

03:42Who is this?

03:43What is happening?

03:45Oh, God.

03:46I didn't mean to summon the scorekeeper, gang.

03:49Oh, this guy creeps me out to no end.

03:54You see, in game show lore,

03:56if you say the word scorekeeper

03:58and there is no scorekeeper,

03:59the scorekeeper is summoned.

04:02Well, we're stuck with them.

04:03I guess we might as well continue.

04:05Alfred, I think that's back to you.

04:07I like to wear clothes.

04:11I'll give that to you, Alfred.

04:13That is a point.

04:14Oh, God, here goes the scorekeeper

04:17with those tiny little nose-scary fingers.

04:20Sick gloves, though.

04:21Yeah.

04:22Christine, tell us about yourself.

04:24I feel like the broader things that we've said

04:26have been giving us points.

04:29I walk in the sun.

04:31Yeah, yeah.

04:32I'll give that to you, Christine.

04:33Well done.

04:34Oh, Jess Ross!

04:35Mm-hmm.

04:36Woo!

04:39Tell us about yourself.

04:39I am going to see if our car is still here for a second

04:45to see if that is Caitlyn Thompson or not.

04:47So I'm gonna be right.

04:48What?

04:52Okay, our car is here, but that doesn't mean

04:55maybe she walked to somebody's house.

04:59I love tacos.

05:03You know what?

05:05I'm not sure if the answer to that question is true or false

05:09and so I'm gonna have to,

05:10I hate to have to do this.

05:12Scorekeeper, does Jess love tacos?

05:15That is a point for Jess.

05:22Well, we're all the way back with Alfred

05:24and I, for one, love the extent

05:26we're getting to know our contestants today.

05:29Makes me feel closer to them.

05:31You know, there's something called

05:32like a parasocial relationship

05:33where the audience really develops

05:34like a one-on-one relationship with the guests.

05:36I think that's what we're establishing here today.

05:38Alfred, tell us about yourself.

05:40Well, I like to make deep dish pizza.

05:45Once again, I find myself a little baffled

05:47as to whether or not this is true.

05:49Does Alfred like to make deep dish pizza?

05:55He does.

05:58Christine, gosh, it's like you and I

06:01didn't get to work close enough together

06:04by the time the company shut down

06:06and so I'm relishing this opportunity

06:08to get to know you better.

06:11Tell us about yourself.

06:12I like pasta.

06:14Pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta.

06:18Christine does.

06:20Jess.

06:21Kate did just walk in, so.

06:26So I'm just gonna tell a flat lie.

06:28I grew up in Australia.

06:30I can safely say, Jess, that the answer to this is no.

06:35All the way back round to Alfred.

06:38Tell us about yourself.

06:39Okay, so that was interesting

06:41because both of the answers that were

06:44where you're from related were wrong.

06:47Yeah.

06:48I like to go running.

06:53No.

06:55Interesting.

06:57God, that mask is creepy.

06:59You know, a little anecdote about those masks

07:02is they were very popular during the 1912 Spanish flu

07:07and they actually did work better than your average mask

07:11but they didn't know why and the reason why

07:12is it puts physical distance between you and someone.

07:16It's like a version of social distancing with a mask.

07:19Christine, I believe that's you.

07:20Tell us about yourself.

07:22I'm gonna try a little something here.

07:24I'm a fun girl.

07:26Squarekeeper, can you tell me, is Christine a fun girl?

07:33No, you are not.

07:36I'm sorry.

07:38Jess.

07:39Well, now that we've all been working together,

07:41it seems like we get no points.

07:42It's only being together for friendship.

07:46Sam lets the terrorists all apart.

07:48Are we all working together to make one person

07:52or something that could be true about the three of us?

07:55I have done videos at College Humor.

07:59Oh!

08:02Squarekeeper has just done videos at College Humor.

08:08Yes, indeed.

08:10Yes, indeed.

08:12Alfred.

08:15So what the, huh?

08:16I think we're either trying to find something

08:18that's all three of us that we have in common.

08:21We're trying to describe Sam

08:23or we're trying to identify who the squarekeeper is.

08:27Hmm.

08:30I am wearing a mask.

08:31Oh, wow.

08:32You are wearing a mask.

08:43Oh!

08:44Wow!

08:46Oh!

08:47Squarekeeper is Alfred!

08:49Wow!

08:50We're guessing the identity.

08:53Yeah.

08:54And it's someone who's from College Humor.

08:56I wear glasses.

09:00No.

09:03How?

09:03That would be hard with that mask.

09:06Did you think it was Grant?

09:07Yeah.

09:08I also thought it was Grant.

09:09Who else is tall that used to work at College Humor?

09:13I write for Samantha Bee.

09:16Ooh, ooh.

09:19I know where Jess is going.

09:22No, I write.

09:23That's okay, it's a hard gig to get.

09:25It's a hard gig to get.

09:29Alfred.

09:29I have dark hair.

09:33No.

09:34We gotta get the score to be 666.

09:40Christine.

09:41I am verified on Twitter.

09:45Oh!

09:49Jess, it's all you.

09:51Trying to think who I know that works at College Humor

09:53that would have that much room in their house for a table.

09:59I was head writer at College Humor.

10:04No.

10:06Alfred, tell us about yourself.

10:08I have been on TV shows.

10:15Indeed.

10:17Christine, tell us about yourself.

10:19I'm so anxious who we're embarrassing ourselves in front of.

10:24Don't forget.

10:25I have a large YouTube following.

10:31Aw.

10:33No, not really.

10:35Okay.

10:37I was on the TV show Six Feet Under.

10:43That's incredible, Jess, but I'll straight up say no.

10:46All right.

10:47You have not been on the TV show Six Feet Under.

10:48You're not Jeremy Sisto.

10:50It's not Jeremy Sisto behind that mask.

10:53Great guess.

10:54Jeremy Sisto, take off that mask.

10:56Alfred.

10:57I have been in more than three College Humor videos.

11:01The scorekeeper has not been

11:03in more than three College Humor videos.

11:06Christine.

11:08I don't know why I'm thinking I'm gonna be able

11:10to tell who this is from staring at their little square more.

11:16Like, let me see those eyes, baby.

11:19I'm a regular on a TV show?

11:22Christine, you are not a regular on a TV show.

11:26So, not an actor.

11:29I am a musician.

11:33No.

11:34Alfred.

11:35I own those fingerless gloves.

11:40Scorekeeper, I'm gonna turn to you

11:42and I'm gonna say you may now,

11:44if you like, verbalize your answers.

11:47Does Alfred own those fingerless gloves?

11:51No.

11:54Christine.

11:55You've been in a College Humor video.

11:57You're verified on Twitter.

11:59You're not a YouTuber.

12:01You've been in TV shows, but that's not your thing.

12:05I am, I'm stand up.

12:10No.

12:12Jess.

12:14Am I a politician?

12:19Okay.

12:20No.

12:21Well, what's left?

12:22You astronaut?

12:23Alfred, tell us about yourself.

12:29Is it Mark Cuban?

12:34Mark Cuban!

12:36Jess is a big Shark Tank fan.

12:37I am.

12:39I mean, like, sit there.

12:39I got some ideas I gotta run through.

12:43I am an athlete.

12:45Oh, athletes are a thing.

12:52Oh, I have an idea.

12:54Well, you can say your idea, Alfred,

12:56cause we're all working together.

12:57Yeah, exactly.

12:59Is someone who doesn't have dark hair,

13:02is tall and enjoys skateboarding.

13:07Is it Tony Hawk?

13:09I am Tony Hawk.

13:11That couldn't be.

13:14It's Tony Hawk!

13:18Shark Tank!

13:25Thank you for letting me out of that mask.

13:34This is incredible.

13:36Thank you for not going down the rabbit hole

13:38of College Humor writers anymore.

13:44Tony, was that any weirder than being on The Masked Singer,

13:48is my question.

13:50I didn't have to wear a mask that long

13:52on The Masked Singer, I'm gonna tell you that.

13:55But this one was easier to see out of.

13:57Oh, I'm happy to hear it.

13:59Thank you so much for playing our bullshit game.

14:03Like, my brain can't compute this.

14:05Alfred, I obviously was excited to have you here today,

14:09Skateboarder that you are.

14:10Would you do us a quick favor and tell us the story

14:14of how you broke your board?

14:18I was in Long Beach skateboarding by Cherry Park

14:20and some guy was like,

14:24oh, let me borrow one of your guys' boards.

14:26And then he kept stressing that he needed a good board.

14:29I was like, yeah, mine is fine.

14:31And then he proceeded to do a trick and snapped it in half.

14:37That almost feels intentional.

14:39Tony, with that, tell our players what they've won.

14:44You have all won new skateboards.

14:46Oh, damn!

14:48Oh my God!

14:50My fiance needs a new house.

14:53And Alfred, because this will be a signed skateboard,

14:57use it at your own risk.

14:59Wow.

15:00It's Tony Hawk.

15:02Oh my goodness.

15:03Thank you for sending me my next Halloween costume.

15:06That is it for us here at Game Changer.

15:09I'm Sam Rice.

15:10Remember, you never know who's been here the whole time.

15:14Good night!

15:15Bye guys!

15:16Bye Tony Hawk!

15:17See you guys!

15:18Tony Hawk!

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