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00:00Let's go!

00:20Buy a ticket to Mumbai!

00:22Angrily!

00:25Do I understand what I'm saying? Why am I laughing?

00:28Oh my god, I'm wearing Indian clothes and I'm speaking in Indian.

00:31Indian people will understand me.

00:35I said buy a ticket to Mumbai means buy a ticket to Mumbai.

00:39Eat curry in Delhi means want to eat curry in Delhi.

00:42In India, there are only two famous things.

00:45The ticket in Mumbai and the curry.

00:47So when you go to India, you will see that the ticket is unusual.

00:50My girlfriend hit me.

00:52So when I go out, I see a few tickets.

00:55Ladies and gentlemen, today I am a Vietnamese in Binh An.

00:58I came here to attend a ceremony.

01:01A meeting of Vietnamese all over the world.

01:04Meeting in Tokyo, Japan for the first time.

01:07I don't know if I'm right, but I don't see anyone.

01:14The music is always terrible.

01:24Vietnamese

01:47Can you speak English?

01:48Yes

01:50Where are you from?

01:51America

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03:57Some people that make it sound so good

04:00they changed their honor to nothing.

04:03They made it sound as good as they've ever done.

04:11CHLEE CHIEH TEH

04:13I'm not a human being. I'm a robot.

04:17I'm not a human being. I'm a robot.

04:20I'm not a human being. I'm a robot.

04:23He's not a human being.

04:25Why does he look like a robot?

04:28He's a real robot. He's not that tough.

04:32Let me see.

04:39He's a real robot. He's not that ugly.

04:43Oh my god.

04:45There are so many modern Japanese people.

04:48They all look like real robots.

04:51If 100 of these guys are released, who will be a real robot?

04:55But it's not difficult.

04:57Robots just look like the inside.

04:59Open the inside and you'll know.

05:05Oh my god. He did everything.

05:08Really? Let me see.

05:13Let me see.

05:17Oh my god.

05:19It's terrible.

05:21He's a real robot. He's not a human being.

05:27What's wrong with him?

05:29He's a robot. He's not a human being.

05:32He's not a human being.

05:34Maybe he's a robot.

05:37He's a robot. He's not a human being.

05:39Let me ask him if he's far from here.

05:41Let me ask him if he's far from here.

05:43Let me ask him.

05:49Do you speak Japanese?

05:51My grandfather speaks Japanese.

05:53I asked him if he could speak Japanese.

05:58I thought you could speak Japanese.

06:01Oh my god.

06:03He can only say two greetings in Japanese.

06:07He doesn't know Vietnamese.

06:08He said hello to the battery.

06:10He forgot to charge the battery.

06:13Hello.

06:15He forgot.

06:17Usually, the remote control is on his head.

06:19Hello.

06:21Hello.

06:23Oh my god. He doesn't move at all.

06:25Oh my god. He's a robot.

06:29He's a real human being.

06:31He's a real human being.

06:33He's a real human being.

06:35I can't do anything.

06:38I'm a real human being. You don't believe me.

06:41Oh my god.

06:43You're a jerk.

06:45I just said one sentence.

06:47You said he's a robot.

06:49If I say something bad, you'll be angry.

06:51If I say something bad, you'll be angry.

06:53You're a robot.

06:55You're a robot.

06:57You're a robot.

06:59You're a robot.

07:01Oh my god.

07:03Let me ask him.

07:05Do you have a LINE?

07:06What LINE?

07:08Oh my god. Your costume is so great.

07:12Oh my god.

07:14If you want to see it, I'll show you.

07:16Hey.

07:18Come here.

07:25Oh my god.

07:27I'll do it myself.

07:29I'll do it myself.

07:31Oh my god.

07:33I just fought Baseball with Phuoc An.

07:34I just fought Baseball with Phuoc An.

07:36I knew you would come.

07:38I didn't know you would come.

07:40I knew you would come.

07:42I didn't know you would come.

07:44I thought you were a bad guy.

07:46I thought you were a bad guy.

07:48I thought you were a bad guy.

07:50You're Vietnamese?

07:52Yes, I'm Vietnamese.

07:54Where did you come from?

07:56I'm a Japanese.

07:58I'm a Japanese.

08:00I'm a Japanese.

08:01I'm a Japanese.

08:03I'm a Japanese.

08:05I'm a Japanese.

08:07I'm a Japanese.

08:09I'm a Japanese.

08:11I'm a Japanese.

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08:23I'm a Japanese.

08:25I'm a Japanese.

08:27I'm a Japanese.

08:29I'm a Japanese.

08:31I thought you were Japanese.

08:33I thought you were Japanese.

08:35Where did you come from?

08:37India.

08:39India.

08:41You're so stupid.

08:43There are many countries in the world.

08:45There's UK, Italy, and France.

08:47Why don't you stay in England?

08:49You're so stupid.

08:51I came to tell you that.

08:53Because my hometown is Upper Phuoc.

08:55Phuoc is the sea.

08:57I swim everyday.

08:59I go to the sea every day.

09:01So I'm really good at swimming there.

09:02People call me the son of a whale.

09:05The son of a whale?

09:05Yeah, I'm really good at it.

09:06You're not the son of a whale.

09:08You're nothing compared to it.

09:09I'm nothing compared to it.

09:09What?

09:10The son of a shark.

09:12So you swam from Vietnam to India?

09:14Yeah, how could I not?

09:16Let me tell you something.

09:17That day, the sky was so clear.

09:19The sea was so clear.

09:20So I invited my friends to go swimming.

09:22Because I love swimming.

09:24I was swimming so well.

09:25I was about to go back to nature.

09:27So what?

09:29Listen.

09:31Hurry up.

09:32My feet are wet.

09:33My feet are wet.

09:34My feet are wet.

09:34I'm out of breath.

09:36Hurry up.

09:36My feet are wet.

09:37My feet are wet.

09:38My feet are wet.

09:39I'm out of breath.

09:40I swam as fast as a fish.

09:42My heart was bleeding.

09:44I swam so fast.

09:45The shore was so far away.

09:46My back was aching.

09:48I tied my neck to my back.

09:50I was tied to the rope.

09:53When I couldn't see anyone around me,

09:55I turned around and swam back.

09:56Oh, wow.

10:00The beach is like a cave.

10:02There is no one in the world.

10:04The beach is like a cave.

10:06People always wish for dreams.

10:08When I turn to turn and swim back,

10:10my whole body goes to the sky.

10:12I hollered for save several people

10:14But no one knows.

10:20urgent request

10:22My feet are wet.

10:23My feet are wet.

10:23I'm out of breath.

10:24urgent request

10:25My feet are wet.

10:26My feet are wet.

10:27I'm out of breath.

10:29Oh my god, why did you throw the fish away?

10:34Are you okay?

10:35Why did you do that?

10:36I swam and threw the fish away

10:38Oh my god, what's next?

10:40So you died and reincarnated in India?

10:42Yes

10:43I was swimming, I was so scared

10:45When I woke up, I saw that I was in India

10:47Because when I was about to die, there was an Indian ship passing by and took me there

10:50Then the captain saw that I swam so well

10:53He gave me his daughter

10:55Oh my god

10:57You're so lucky

10:59I heard that Indian girls are very beautiful

11:01So your wife must be very beautiful, right?

11:02If I knew my wife's face, I would have died

11:04Oh my god, she's from India, you know?

11:08Her face is so beautiful

11:10I saw the news, I know

11:12I don't know her face

11:13I was so nervous

11:16That day, I just looked at her face

11:18If she was beautiful, I would marry her

11:19If I marry her, I would marry a devil

11:21That day, she was washing the dishes

11:24When she was washing the dishes, I wanted to hug her

11:26But when I was about to hug her, I heard a pop

11:29Why?

11:30Then the captain hit me in the face

11:34Why did you hug your wife?

11:35Because I hugged the wrong wife

11:36Oh my god

11:38Then I realized that I didn't have a wife

11:40Really?

11:41Yes

11:42Oh my god

11:43Why did you marry her?

11:45Why did you marry her?

11:46I don't know her face

11:48It's ok

11:49When I turned off the light, I didn't see her face

11:51When I turned off the light, I didn't see her face

11:57And you?

11:58Me?

11:59And you?

12:00I came from the US

12:01From the US?

12:02Yes

12:03Why did you dress like that?

12:04I was going to ask you the same thing

12:05What?

12:06This is the wedding dress of my tribe

12:09I wore it when I held a meeting here

12:12Normally, I don't wear anything in my tribe

12:16Oh my god

12:17My tribe has a saying

12:19Good face, bad cover

12:20Yes

12:21See?

12:22Today, I'm so selfish

12:23I'm so selfish

12:24Why?

12:25People think I'm bad, so I cover it

12:28It's really good

12:30Yes

12:31But why didn't you go to the US with the other people?

12:34Why did you live with the red skin?

12:36Yes

12:37Everyone has their own situation

12:39Let me tell you

12:41My father went to the US and came to Vietnam

12:44Then he met my mother

12:45She gave birth to me

12:47After that, I lost contact with her

12:49I don't know why, but my mother made a paper

12:52Then we went to the US and met him

12:54So you went to the same tribe?

12:56No

12:57What tribe did you go to?

12:58Lai

12:59What Lai?

13:00Lai Moi

13:01Yes

13:02That's weird

13:03My father went to the US with the red skin

13:05He told me that he went to the US and didn't live with Moi

13:10So you lived in the mountains and didn't have fun?

13:14Yes, I didn't have fun

13:15Why didn't you have fun?

13:17Do you know that the rich people in the US live in the mountains?

13:22Really?

13:23Yes

13:24Every week, the rich people in the US have to buy firewood to burn in my forest

13:30Like a campfire?

13:31Yes

13:32Every week

13:33My forest is my forest

13:35I burn firewood every day

13:36Every day?

13:37Yes, every day

13:38Let me tell you

13:39Tell me

13:46Go

14:04Die

14:06Go

14:07Go

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14:29Go

14:35I've never seen such an ungrateful old man

14:37He was on the road burning firewood

14:39He was so happy that he yelled at the old man

14:41Why did you yell at him?

14:44I don't know

14:46The rich people in the US live in the small woods

14:49They burn all the firewood

14:51Yes

14:52My forest is my forest

14:53Yes

14:54I burn firewood every day

14:56Every day

14:57Oh my god

14:58Sometimes, I burn firewood for 2-3 days

15:00That's all

15:01That's all firewood

15:02No, I burn all the firewood in my forest

15:04Oh my god

15:05Did you hear the news in the US?

15:07They burn firewood every year

15:10We burn all the firewood

15:11Oh my god

15:13Oh my god

15:14It's been a long time since you've been there

15:17You should be the chief

15:18Why are you wearing a hat?

15:19I'm the chief

15:20No, you're not

15:22Because there are too many chickens

15:25So I wear this hat

15:26So the chickens think you're their friend

15:28So they won't get sick

15:29What are you doing?

15:38Why do you only visit us?

15:40How about you?

15:41How are you?

15:42How long have you been in Japan?

15:43A long time

15:44How long?

15:45About 4-5 days

15:47Really?

15:48No

15:49I've been here for a long time

15:50I just come and go

15:53I've been here for 4-5 days

15:58So you must be very rich in Vietnam

16:00No, I'm not

16:01I have a car repair shop in my hometown

16:04You have a car repair shop in your hometown but you're not rich?

16:07Who said that?

16:08What car?

16:09What car?

16:10Bicycle

16:12Why do you have so much money to go to Japan?

16:14Let me tell you

16:16I used to have a bicycle repair shop in Vietnam

16:21My friend

16:22What happened?

16:23He had a motorbike

16:25Motorbike

16:26Motorbike

16:27He had a Honda

16:30Japanese motorbike

16:31He had a Yamaha

16:34Foreign motorbike

16:35Japanese motorbike

16:36What is Yamaha?

16:38Yamaha

16:40He had a Suzuki

16:43Japanese motorbike

16:44He had a Kawasaki

16:45What is it?

16:46Kawasaki

16:49It was broken so I had to fix it

16:51I couldn't fix it

16:52I was so happy so my mom told me to sell all the vegetables to go to Japan to study

16:56Because the motorbike was made in Japan

16:58I went to Japan to study

16:59I studied very well

17:01You went to Japan since when?

17:02I went to Japan with Mr. Nguyen and Mr. Do Thong Minh

17:06I paid them back the next day

17:08You must be very good at repairing motorbikes

17:10Very good

17:11Let me tell you

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