LINK- Life is simple, life is sweet In my little corner of the forest, Kokiri! Got no fairy, but I don't care The only thing that's bothersome are my nightmares of EVIL GANONDORF *Gasp* Grass!
DEKU TREE- Link, thou must take Navi To begin, ye tale, ye story Thou will meet thy Princess Destiny
LINK- Z..Ze...ZELDA! Just hearing her name and I'd say "Hell Ya!" I'll save Hyrule and leave my life behind I'm only 10 and can't control my sex drive Somewhere she is waiting for me And I know she'll have my babies
GANONDORF- I will take Hyrule with ease To get your Zelda come fight me *Uh...how do you feel about energy ball tennis?*
LINK- *Ye...yeah that's fine...*
GANONDORF- *Good, that's kind of my thing*
LINK- I will destroy you, and save all these lands
GANONDORF- Not while the Triforce of Power is on my hand! It's over Link, you're just a boy Prepare to d...
LINK- Shoot an arrow throw a bomb Oh my god, something's wrong Out of hearts, out of fairies, I'm going to d...
ZELDA- Link! I love you, you know what to do Travel through time, where I will wait for you With bigger boobs, and new shoes I'll do what you wanna...
MALON- I love Link too, I will wait for you What a dumb blonde, red hair's more fun You can ride on Epona
GANONDORF- *Uh...do you wanna finish...later?*
LINK- *Too late!* Travel through space and time Screw the timeline
GANONDORF- I'll just wait, if you don't mind In my tower you can find me
LINK- *I'll come find you*
CHORUS- Oh, yes this is Hyrule And link will stand on guard for thee He will defend our assess till the end Through Courage, Wisdom and Power
