Musique: The Police - Paroles:Once that youve decided on a killing First you make a stone of your heart And if you find that your hands are still willing Then you can turn a murder into art
There really isnt any need for bloodshed You just do it with a little more finesse If you can slip a tablet into someones coffee Then it avoids an awful lot of mess
Its murder by numbers, one, two, three Its as easy to learn as your abc Murder by numbers, one, two, three Its as easy to learn as your abc
Now if you have a taste for this experience And youre flushed with your very first success Then you must try a twosome or a threesome And youll find your conscience bothers you much less
Because murder is like anything you take to Its a habit-forming need for more and more You can bump off every member of your family And anybody else you find a bore
Because its murder by numbers, one, two, three Its as easy to learn as your abc Murder by numbers, one, two, three Its as easy to learn as your abc
Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious In historys great dark hall of fame All our greatest killers were industrious At least the ones that we all know by name
But you can reach the top of your profession If you become the leader of the land For murder is the sport of the elected And you dont need to lift a finger of your hand
Because its murder by numbers, one, two, three Its as easy to learn as your abc Murder by numbers, one, two, three Its as easy to learn as your a, b, c, d, e
