Jacked Janitor Vs Golden Boy #Dramabox (8)

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Jacked Janitor Vs Golden Boy #Dramabox (8)    #EnglishMovie #cdrama #drama #engsub #chinesedramaengsub #movieshortfull

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00:00:01Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school. You're nothing

00:00:09What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better

00:00:16My parents are still alive

00:00:21Stop Paxton, stop or I'll tell

00:00:24Look orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him

00:00:36Need your help Angie could have handled this by myself. You're an idiot Jack a big dumb idiot

00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you one day. You're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock

00:00:54That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov

00:01:06Sources say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title

00:01:13Hey Jack, sun's up. The toilets ain't gonna clean themselves

00:01:22Here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win. Anything you'd like to say to-

00:01:25For any of you losers thinking of settling scores, now's your chance

00:01:32Good fucking luck

00:01:34Some day soon golden boy. This poor orphan is gonna take you down

00:01:55Hey kid, how you doing? Hey, come with me for a second. We got you a present

00:01:59Really? Yeah, come on

00:02:02You remember my birthday? Yeah, of course. I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?

00:02:07Open up boys

00:02:16There you go kid, happy birthday

00:02:18Eat up

00:02:19I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy, you know that fish?

00:02:21No, you won't

00:02:23I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy

00:02:25You willing to lose your freaking job?

00:02:28Hmm?

00:02:29Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?

00:02:33Nah, you ain't worth my time kid

00:02:35I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?

00:02:38Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you

00:02:44What the hell, Vic?

00:02:46You know, we were just having some fun. Isn't that right

00:02:51You know-

00:02:52Wow, I mean are you ready for a date, or what? Come on, baby

00:02:55Not going anywhere with you. Apologize to Jack, right now

00:02:58It's not life, he's the help

00:03:00I swear to god

00:03:02Vic, apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me

00:03:07So everyone here can see your teeny weenie

00:03:11Excuse me

00:03:12That's funny. That's funny.

00:03:14Excuse me.

00:03:18Hey!

00:03:22I'm sorry!

00:03:29What a jerk.

00:03:30Did he hurt you?

00:03:31What the hell, Angie?

00:03:33How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?

00:03:35I can fight my own freaking battles.

00:03:37After all these years, you're still just a big, dumb idiot.

00:03:41Angie, I...

00:03:42Get your shit together, Jack.

00:03:47You don't have any real friends.

00:03:49They think you're all weak.

00:03:51You can hinge.

00:03:52Fighting Phenom, Paxton Whitlock, on tonight's win.

00:03:55Clutching.

00:03:58I'm going to show them all.

00:04:00I can beat Paxton Whitlock.

00:04:01Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is.

00:04:06You really shouldn't do that, Dada.

00:04:10And...

00:04:10Told you.

00:04:11Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.

00:04:18Paxton Whitlock?

00:04:20I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.

00:04:25Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo.

00:04:27He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament.

00:04:30Good to meet you, Dada.

00:04:35You...

00:04:36You need a new mop?

00:04:38You don't know who I am?

00:04:39Am I supposed to?

00:04:41You're a janitor.

00:04:43I can't believe it.

00:04:44I mean, he bullied me for years.

00:04:45He forgot me?

00:04:46Good...

00:04:47F*** the f***ing...

00:04:48Luck.

00:04:48Damn.

00:04:49I should interview more often.

00:04:50Camera.

00:04:51He makes my job.

00:04:53He hasn't changed at all.

00:04:54He's still obsessed with himself.

00:04:56Oh my god.

00:04:59Paxton.

00:04:59Angie?

00:05:00Hey.

00:05:01How are you doing?

00:05:02How come he remembers Angie?

00:05:03How have you been?

00:05:04I haven't seen you since college.

00:05:05Broke some records.

00:05:06Broke some hearts.

00:05:07You know how it is.

00:05:08God, you look amazing.

00:05:11By the way, have you seen your dad?

00:05:16Hi, Jim Bunnies and Jim Rats.

00:05:18Listen up.

00:05:19Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments.

00:05:23Our gym is going to be his home while he's touring North America.

00:05:27As a welcome, we're going to have ourselves a little competition.

00:05:32Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring.

00:05:34I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fighting tournament.

00:05:39Yeah, oh, come on.

00:05:42This could be my opportunity to show with Paxton once and for all.

00:05:44Let's get it on.

00:05:45Come on.

00:05:46You're next.

00:06:06He's challenging me?

00:06:08Does he remember who I am?

00:06:10Looks like you're up, Todd.

00:06:12Paxton!

00:06:13Hey.

00:06:14Don't act like you don't know me.

00:06:16I challenge you to a single elimination death match.

00:06:19Winner gets Enzo's sponsorship.

00:06:20The loser leaves his gym for good.

00:06:24What?

00:06:25What's so funny?

00:06:30You're a twig, man.

00:06:31I'd destroy you.

00:06:33Why don't you make yourself useful and galosh my gym shorts?

00:06:36See?

00:06:36I left them in the locker room on the floor because I know it's real ID.

00:06:40All right, all right.

00:06:44Come on.

00:06:45Jack, cut it out.

00:06:46Paxton is a mega successful world class fighter and the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune.

00:06:52You apologize right now or you're fired, boy.

00:06:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:06:56Did you say Jack?

00:06:58So you finally remembered who I am.

00:07:02Eh, doesn't ring a bell.

00:07:04You're dead.

00:07:07Oh, yeah.

00:07:08And, uh, how do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?

00:07:11You want me?

00:07:28Come and get me.

00:07:29Careful there.

00:07:37You might tire yourself out.

00:07:38Shut up.

00:07:44I thought you hit harder than that.

00:07:45Oh, you asked for it, you're in a cake.

00:07:56Dick.

00:07:57Dick.

00:07:59You're a rat turning me down, Ange.

00:08:05Dick Michelson always gets what he wants.

00:08:09What do you say, Ange?

00:08:12You're going to make an honest man?

00:08:16What are you doing?

00:08:17Go out there!

00:08:23I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser.

00:08:27I can't believe my scrawny janitor's a hunk.

00:08:31Help!

00:08:31I mean a tax!

00:08:33Ange?

00:08:37My dear, sweet, beautiful Ange.

00:08:40What happened?

00:08:41Who did this to you?

00:08:42It was those fucking rat robes.

00:08:46What are you doing laying around?

00:08:48Go after them!

00:08:49What happened?

00:08:51It was Vic.

00:08:54He's a monster.

00:08:56Vic?

00:08:57My chief investor?

00:09:02Who the hell were those guys?

00:09:04Vic's men.

00:09:05I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.

00:09:07Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg.

00:09:11There's just more jerk underneath.

00:09:13Guess he'd know all about that.

00:09:14You want to go another round?

00:09:15I don't see why not.

00:09:18Boys!

00:09:20Hey Jack, from this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.

00:09:25What?

00:09:26Are you firing me?

00:09:28Enzo, you can't fire me.

00:09:30What?

00:09:31No, knucklehead.

00:09:32I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.

00:09:35Who's going to mop the floors around here, huh?

00:09:38Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.

00:09:41Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:09:42No, you can't do that.

00:09:43I'm the fighter you sponsored.

00:09:44I won that fight.

00:09:45Just settle down over there.

00:09:47There's nothing in the rules that says a gym can't sponsor two fighters.

00:09:51I think Jack proved himself very capable.

00:09:55Plus, think about it.

00:09:56The rags to riches story.

00:09:58A once humble orphan janitor, now with a shot at the title.

00:10:02He's going to make us a lot of money.

00:10:04What about me?

00:10:05You're both going to make us a lot of money.

00:10:07And I'm going to need it since we lost our chief investor.

00:10:14Okay.

00:10:15I'll do it.

00:10:17So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.

00:10:21Try it, punk.

00:10:23Boys, I got a paper to ask.

00:10:25I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.

00:10:28Would either of you be interested?

00:10:30It'd be an honor.

00:10:30I won't let you down.

00:10:32That's perfect.

00:10:34You're both hired.

00:10:35Both of us.

00:10:38We are going to be one big happy family.

00:10:41She needs to learn the fundamentals.

00:10:47You're teaching her nonsense.

00:10:48What are you two doing?

00:10:50Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me.

00:10:52She needs to learn the fundamentals.

00:10:54Stop swinging your dicks around.

00:10:56And talk.

00:10:58Like function adults.

00:11:02Okay.

00:11:02I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.

00:11:07You want to learn to fight, right?

00:11:08So, let me teach you the right way.

00:11:12Well reasoned, Jack.

00:11:13She wants to learn self-defense, not professional fighting, you idiot.

00:11:16Hey!

00:11:17Don't.

00:11:19Okay.

00:11:20It doesn't really make sense, the style we're teaching her.

00:11:23You know, it's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.

00:11:25Jack's right.

00:11:26Oh.

00:11:28So go on.

00:11:29Teach me.

00:11:30You're my trainers, right?

00:11:31So give me a demonstration.

00:11:32Okay.

00:11:33Okay.

00:11:38All right.

00:11:43I learned this when I lived on the streets.

00:11:44And it's going to come in handy when you face a larger opponent.

00:11:47As a woman, you know, I'm sure they pin your hands down.

00:11:50So.

00:11:55Don't make it a whole thing now.

00:11:57All right, Angie.

00:12:04So when we're in this position, what you're going to want to do is you're going to want to go.

00:12:08What is going on here?

00:12:11What is going on here?

00:12:13We were just, you know what?

00:12:16I don't want to know.

00:12:17I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.

00:12:21Here's 500 bucks.

00:12:22Paxton, take him across town to the tournament HQ.

00:12:26Show him how to sign up.

00:12:28Right away, sir.

00:12:31Snoozy lose, my boy.

00:12:33So.

00:12:35I guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time.

00:12:39Maybe we could meet up tonight.

00:12:41At 7 p.m.

00:12:43At the pre-tournament investors banquet.

00:12:45Kind of seems like a weird place to continue the training.

00:12:51That's not why I'm asking you to come.

00:12:56Is Angie really asking me out?

00:12:59Yo!

00:13:00Let's go!

00:13:03I'll be there.

00:13:06Don't be late.

00:13:08Look, man.

00:13:09I don't like you, and you don't like me.

00:13:12We've established that, okay?

00:13:13So let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible.

00:13:15Why?

00:13:16What's the hurry?

00:13:16You got a date or something?

00:13:19With Angie?

00:13:21Get out of town.

00:13:22Sounds like you're jealous.

00:13:23Jealous.

00:13:24Dude, been there, done now.

00:13:26You know I'm not really into reheating leftovers.

00:13:28He used to date Angie?

00:13:30And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way.

00:13:33I will not.

00:13:34Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:13:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:13:37That's the entrance for veteran fighters.

00:13:39All right, where did the rookies sign up?

00:13:43What?

00:13:45It's locked.

00:13:49Eventually?

00:13:49Really?

00:13:50My date with Angie's at seven.

00:13:51I'm going to miss it.

00:13:52And bump.

00:14:05Well, well, well.

00:14:07Hey, Luigi.

00:14:08Look at the fart blew in.

00:14:09Hey, man.

00:14:11I'm just here for the tournament, okay?

00:14:12You're registering for the tournament?

00:14:14You look like you couldn't bench press a fly.

00:14:16You look like a little boy.

00:14:18You making fun of me?

00:14:19Duh.

00:14:20You ride here on the short bus?

00:14:21We, uh, improve his luck a little bit.

00:14:28Oh, what the?

00:14:31That's it!

00:14:35Whoa!

00:14:36Looks like he actually can bench press a fly.

00:14:38I don't need a tournament to freaking rip those stupid mustaches off your fucking faces.

00:14:43How are you going to register without any money?

00:14:44Yo, your back pocket.

00:14:45Huh?

00:14:46Yeah.

00:14:49Oh, shit!

00:14:51Wait!

00:14:58Wait!

00:15:05I need to find that kid faster.

00:15:07I'm going to miss my date with Angie.

00:15:11Enzo.

00:15:13Maybe I can just ask him for the money.

00:15:15He'll understand, right?

00:15:16You're fired!

00:15:17And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!

00:15:21That's a bad idea.

00:15:24Angie, maybe she'll have the money.

00:15:27What kind of man asks a woman for help?

00:15:30I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you.

00:15:34Yo!

00:15:35You looking for me?

00:15:37You looking for me?

00:15:47Oh, Jesus, man!

00:15:49What the fuck?

00:15:50That's a strong reaction.

00:15:51I've been looking for you.

00:15:53What's wrong?

00:15:53I might have lost my money.

00:15:55Oh, you what?

00:15:58Dude, Enzo's going to kill you.

00:16:00It wasn't my fault, okay?

00:16:01I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking.

00:16:02Wow, what an all-over twist, right?

00:16:05All right.

00:16:05I'll take pity on you.

00:16:06How much you need?

00:16:07I don't need your money, man.

00:16:08I'm going to find the kid.

00:16:10I don't need a freaking handout from you.

00:16:11All right?

00:16:12Whatever you say, dog.

00:16:15Think, Jack.

00:16:16Think.

00:16:17That kid kind of reminds me of myself at his age.

00:16:22There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble.

00:16:33He really is just like me.

00:16:35Listen, my parents own a satellite imaging company.

00:16:39They said we can find the kid at...

00:16:41Oh.

00:16:43Nice job.

00:16:46Well, what are you waiting for?

00:16:47Let's beat that job.

00:16:49Well, what are you waiting for?

00:16:51Let's beat that job.

00:16:52Wait.

00:16:52We can't.

00:16:53He's just a kid.

00:16:54We can't beat him up.

00:16:55He's a thief.

00:16:57He's a woman.

00:17:00Just like I was.

00:17:02He's probably an orphan, too.

00:17:04Homeless.

00:17:07He needs the money more than I do.

00:17:08Wait, did you hear you said a homeless orphan?

00:17:16Let him keep it.

00:17:19Honestly, yeah.

00:17:21He reminds me of someone.

00:17:23I've left that part of me way behind.

00:17:26Has Paxton changed?

00:17:34Besides, man, beating up homeless kids was so 10 years ago for me.

00:17:39Got better shit to do now.

00:17:40Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits.

00:17:44Right.

00:17:44Well, I'm about to dip.

00:17:46By the way, don't you have that date?

00:17:53Shit.

00:17:54I still need to register.

00:17:57No, no, no, no, no.

00:17:58Wait, please.

00:17:59I need to secure my spot in the tournament.

00:18:01Here.

00:18:02I know it's not enough money.

00:18:03Look, baby, save it.

00:18:04We've already closed up shop for the season.

00:18:06But I was here the whole time you were on break.

00:18:08I was waiting outside.

00:18:09You can't close now.

00:18:10It's out of my hands.

00:18:11I sought the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there.

00:18:14Shit.

00:18:18Not those guys again.

00:18:20Hey!

00:18:21Wait up.

00:18:24Look who it is.

00:18:26Shake-covered stick man.

00:18:29So what do you want?

00:18:30A challenge.

00:18:31If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers.

00:18:35What if you lose, huh?

00:18:36What could you even offer?

00:18:38Why don't you come find me?

00:18:44Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind.

00:18:52Give me that shit.

00:18:53Get out of here.

00:19:00Finally.

00:19:01Now I can prove to the world I can be Paxson-Witlock.

00:19:04Hello?

00:19:10Angie?

00:19:10Where are you, Jack?

00:19:12Vic is here and I need your help.

00:19:17I'm gone.

00:19:19Stay right there.

00:19:29Angie!

00:19:31There you are.

00:19:32I'm sorry.

00:19:34You left me waiting.

00:19:36You look beautiful.

00:19:39I got caught up at the tournament sign-ups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit, but where

00:19:46the hell is Vic?

00:19:46It's alright now.

00:19:47Did he touch you?

00:19:48He got scared off.

00:19:49Did he hurt you?

00:19:50It's fine.

00:19:52He got scared off.

00:19:54Bye.

00:19:55You sure you want me to wear this?

00:19:56I mean, red is so not my color.

00:19:58Oh, hey.

00:20:02You got the voucher?

00:20:03Thanks.

00:20:05What is he doing here?

00:20:07I thought this was our date, Angie.

00:20:10Wait, you thought I meant, like, a romantic date?

00:20:12I'm so sorry, Jack.

00:20:16It's just that, with it being the investors banquet, I just wanted some protection in case

00:20:20Vic tried something tonight.

00:20:21And so, when you were late, I called Paxton.

00:20:24Look, no need to explain, Angie.

00:20:26It's alright.

00:20:26It's clear.

00:20:27Of the two of us, I'm just...

00:20:29I'm the more reliable.

00:20:29It's fine, right?

00:20:33Everything is fine.

00:20:35Double the date.

00:20:36It's double the protection, right?

00:20:39And double the fun.

00:20:41So, what do you say?

00:20:44Yeah, fine.

00:20:47As you wish.

00:20:49Alright, get one.

00:20:53Here.

00:20:55Use the shed to change.

00:20:57May you hand the ballroom after?

00:20:59Yes, ma'am.

00:21:04You are such a kiss-ass.

00:21:06I think she likes it.

00:21:07No.

00:21:08She likes me, man.

00:21:16Briefs?

00:21:17What?

00:21:17What's wrong with the briefs?

00:21:19I like to keep the boys all supportive.

00:21:22What do you wear?

00:21:23Baggy boxers?

00:21:29He does wear baggy boxers.

00:21:32You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date, and yet you still showed up.

00:21:36Yeah, well, it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.

00:21:41Look, dude, if you want to be a little bitch about it, I think I'm just going to go ask Angie for a dance right now.

00:21:48Right now?

00:21:49She'd never dance with you.

00:21:51You think so?

00:21:52We used to dance a lot back in college, if you forgot.

00:21:56We used to love dancing real.

00:22:02Dirty.

00:22:04Dirty dancing.

00:22:05Hey!

00:22:08Give me back my pants!

00:22:09Hey!

00:22:10Give me back my...

00:22:11Pants.

00:22:15Pants.

00:22:20Shit!

00:22:21What should I do now?

00:22:35What are you wearing?

00:22:39I can explain.

00:22:41Wow!

00:22:41Where did you get that outfit?

00:22:43On clearance from the dumpster store, or...

00:22:46Well, I think it's perfect.

00:22:49Thanks, Angie.

00:22:51I couldn't agree more, sweetheart.

00:22:53Tell us a whole story in one look.

00:22:55Rags to riches.

00:22:57Janitor to superstar, huh?

00:23:00We're going to make so much money tonight.

00:23:03All right, you guys stay put.

00:23:06I'll be right back with some, uh, investors to schmoz.

00:23:10You look beautiful, baby.

00:23:11Oh, thanks, Doug.

00:23:16Angie Bianchi.

00:23:18No.

00:23:19He's about to make a move.

00:23:20May I have this dance?

00:23:26Wow, um...

00:23:28Angie, before you decide anything, just know that Paxton is an animal.

00:23:31He's trying to get in your pants, you know?

00:23:33And I'm like...

00:23:34You were both my dates, right?

00:23:38And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you.

00:23:45Everybody needs somebody

00:23:47And you're the one I want

00:23:50Feels like a miracle

00:23:52Feels like a miracle

00:23:55Feels like a miracle

00:23:59Feels like a miracle

00:24:00Feels like a miracle

00:24:01Feels like a miracle

00:24:02Feels like a miracle

00:24:03Oh, God.

00:24:03Fuck.

00:24:19Jack, come on.

00:24:20No.

00:24:20I got to introduce you.

00:24:21What are you doing, man?

00:24:22Come on, let's go.

00:24:23Come on, let's go.

00:24:24Come on, let's go.

00:24:25Come on, let's go.

00:24:26What was that?

00:24:27I was just feeling the moment.

00:24:29What?

00:24:30Really?

00:24:31That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.

00:24:33What?

00:24:34Angie, I've cared for you.

00:24:35You know that.

00:24:36Hey, what's wrong?

00:24:38I want you to stop bullying Jack.

00:24:40There was a full suit in the bag I gave him.

00:24:42Where's his pants, huh?

00:24:44Huh?

00:24:46Angie, yeah.

00:24:47I miss him.

00:24:58What are you doing, pretty lady?

00:24:59Mind if I take a tournament dance floor?

00:25:01Or would you rather just skip to coming home with me, huh?

00:25:03Why?

00:25:05All right, Jack.

00:25:06This is Cynthia.

00:25:07She's the president of the Tournament Rules Committee.

00:25:09This is the man I've been telling you about.

00:25:12The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?

00:25:15Come on, Jack.

00:25:16Introduce yourself.

00:25:17Hi.

00:25:18It's good to have you.

00:25:19Smells like a dirty old diaper.

00:25:23I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper.

00:25:28All right, now hold on.

00:25:29Jack's a great fighter.

00:25:30He might even take on Paxton one day.

00:25:33This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?

00:25:38That would be a brand image disaster.

00:25:42This kind does not deserve to be in our tournament.

00:25:45The public life is for the rich.

00:25:52Hey.

00:25:53You think you could be our friend?

00:25:55You don't belong with us.

00:25:58Cynthia, he's a good fighter.

00:26:00He's a good kid.

00:26:04Hey, man.

00:26:05Hey, so get this off, man.

00:26:14Maybe they're all right about me.

00:26:16I don't belong here.

00:26:19I don't belong anywhere.

00:26:20I don't belong here.

00:26:21I don't belong here.

00:26:26He's brought the fucking girl.

00:26:27Come on!

00:26:28Help!

00:26:29Help!

00:26:30Somebody help me!

00:26:31Help!

00:26:32Angie?

00:26:37Jackie, my boy.

00:26:38How you doing, kid?

00:26:40I hope you already ate since I, you know, I ran out of dog food.

00:26:45What's so funny?

00:26:48Oh, Paxton.

00:26:49Enzo here was just telling you the most hilarious little joke.

00:26:53He says that little ginger that he's been carting around has what it takes to beat you.

00:26:58Yeah, I don't know about all that.

00:27:00But I'll tell you one thing about him.

00:27:02He's got more drive and follow through in his right hook than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life.

00:27:07Paxton!

00:27:08Paxton!

00:27:09I never!

00:27:10If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me.

00:27:13I'm the best in the world.

00:27:15I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.

00:27:17So believe me when I say that that kid, there is no one else like him.

00:27:25What do you want with Angie?

00:27:27Is it obvious?

00:27:28I'm gonna take her to City Hall and I'm gonna marry her.

00:27:33Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

00:27:34Look at the corners on this fucking floor sweep!

00:27:37You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?

00:27:41I'm up the floor with two guys earlier.

00:27:43What's doing that, Vic?

00:27:44Three?

00:27:45Yeah.

00:27:46Three more times, huh?

00:27:48This guy's funny.

00:27:50Be sure to write that in your obituary.

00:27:51Get this motherfucker now!

00:27:54Let's go.

00:27:59Alright.

00:28:00What's two more times?

00:28:05Hey, what the hell, Paxton?

00:28:06Cynthia could have been our windfall investor.

00:28:09Why'd you piss her off?

00:28:10Me?

00:28:11I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's tournament.

00:28:15You should be thanking me.

00:28:17Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?

00:28:20Okay, okay.

00:28:21Wow!

00:28:22Enough, enough.

00:28:23Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anywhere?

00:28:25Angie, you alright in there?

00:28:26It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine.

00:28:27What a great performance.

00:28:28But let's get real.

00:28:29You're alone.

00:28:30And you ain't invincible!

00:28:31We'll screw up that.

00:28:32Where's Angie?

00:28:33She's in the trunk, man.

00:28:34I got this.

00:28:35Hey, shut up.

00:28:36I need you on my six.

00:28:37Hey, shut up.

00:28:38I need you on my six.

00:28:39Oh, crap.

00:28:40Oh, crap.

00:28:41What a great performance.

00:28:42But let's get real.

00:28:43You're alone.

00:28:44And you ain't invincible.

00:28:45We'll screw up that.

00:28:46Where's Angie?

00:28:47She's in the trunk, man.

00:28:48I got this.

00:28:49Hey, shut up.

00:28:50I need you on my six.

00:28:52Angie!

00:28:53Hey, boys.

00:28:54Care to give me a hand?

00:28:55No.

00:28:56No.

00:28:57No.

00:28:58No.

00:28:59No.

00:29:00No.

00:29:01No.

00:29:02No.

00:29:03No.

00:29:04No.

00:29:05No.

00:29:06No.

00:29:07No.

00:29:08No.

00:29:09No.

00:29:10No.

00:29:11No.

00:29:12No.

00:29:13No.

00:29:14No.

00:29:15No.

00:29:16No.

00:29:17No.

00:29:18No.

00:29:19No.

00:29:20No.

00:29:21No.

00:29:22I think a thank you is in order.

00:29:24If you two had actually protected me,

00:29:26like I hired you two instead of pickering all night,

00:29:29we could have avoided this all last.

00:29:31But, yeah.

00:29:32Thanks.

00:29:36I don't give a shit if you're sleeping.

00:29:37Wake the fuck up!

00:29:46It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.

00:29:50Until next time.

00:29:58Is this your beer?

00:29:59Look.

00:30:00She's right, you know.

00:30:01Angie's off limits for the both of us.

00:30:02Until the tournament is over.

00:30:03No, man.

00:30:04But what about all the-

00:30:05We've got a tournament to fight.

00:30:06All right?

00:30:07Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.

00:30:08Trust me.

00:30:09We've got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats.

00:30:12What do you say.

00:30:13Deal?

00:30:14Truce.

00:30:15I'm still gonna beat you one day.

00:30:19We'll get our fight.

00:30:20In time.

00:30:21Okay.

00:30:22I got money to spend.

00:30:23Janet and Janet and Janet and Janet and Janet and Janet and hey!

00:30:24give us money to your business,

00:30:25you're going to be just a huge deal.

00:30:26Wait, don't forget.

00:30:27I need to think I can help you.

00:30:28We'll get a huge deal.

00:30:29Anyway, we're just off limits for the both of us.

00:30:31Until the tournament is over.

00:30:32No, man.

00:30:33But what about-

00:30:34We've got a tournament to fight.

00:30:35All right?

00:30:37Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.

00:30:38Trust me.

00:30:39We got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats.

00:30:40What do you say?

00:30:41Deal?

00:30:42that needs to be taken out with the fucking trash it needs to be done fucking yesterday

00:30:46all right you ready okay is that too hard no i'm fine what not some fragile princess

00:30:58i got stamina wait is angie flirting with me

00:31:04oh god am i flirting back angie's off limits for the both of us

00:31:12until the tournament is over we're good where are you going all right i need to take a shower

00:31:17bye

00:31:21well that didn't work

00:31:30what's going on tournament announced the first round of fights

00:31:44ready to see who you're fighting jackie i hope it's him imagine beating paxton whitlock in the

00:31:52first round and the unlucky best it is

00:31:56what what's wrong i had no clue he got out so soon dude you're fighting andre giganti

00:32:08wait wait who's andre

00:32:10pack it up andre

00:32:13looks like you're a free man once again

00:32:15most people that get in the ring with andre giganti don't come out alive

00:32:22come off of it man you're just trying to scare me

00:32:25it's got to be a myth

00:32:26right

00:32:31well you know what i always do when i feel like i have a terrifying challenge ahead of me

00:32:36you know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here right where does it say that you're

00:32:58gonna get heat stroke dude you're just mad you can't check me out huh okay well it's your

00:33:04funeral

00:33:06finally

00:33:08paxton if that's you man close the door you're letting out all the hot air

00:33:16so annoying

00:33:18and you are andre giganti is the last man you'll ever see

00:33:25andre giganti is the last man you'll ever see

00:33:28no no

00:33:30hey

00:33:32i'm trapped in here

00:33:34angie

00:33:36paxton

00:33:38man spa day was a good idea

00:33:40oh thanks

00:33:42you know i i think jack is really enjoying himself

00:33:46who knows what that guy

00:33:48where is he by the way

00:33:50he's uh

00:33:52help

00:33:53he's sweating it out in the sauna

00:33:54believe it or not he goes fully clothed when he's in there

00:33:57what a weirdo right

00:33:59i hate to admit paxton was right

00:34:01why can't they hear me are they flirting

00:34:11oh i think i'm gonna die

00:34:15andre

00:34:19i tried to tell him

00:34:21a lot of guys prefer to go to me

00:34:23angie

00:34:25jack

00:34:29what the hell happened

00:34:31hey

00:34:33alright man

00:34:35let's go

00:34:37so andre tried to kill jack

00:34:40that's what he says

00:34:41i mean

00:34:42he was delirious but

00:34:44i believe him

00:34:45i've heard rumors that people sometimes pay andre to stage

00:34:49accidents

00:34:51in the ring and elsewhere

00:34:53but hardly anyone we know takes jack seriously

00:34:56and i know you didn't pay andre

00:34:58it doesn't matter who hired him

00:35:00i'm still gonna beat his ass to say i'm in the ring

00:35:02jack

00:35:03let me handle this

00:35:04alright if andre really is an assassin

00:35:06we can use my parents resources to gather

00:35:08i don't need you to solve my problems for me moneybags

00:35:10shh

00:35:11dude

00:35:12is your brain still lacking oxygen

00:35:14whatever man

00:35:16you said someone would need to see jack's competition to kill him right

00:35:21what if it is a tournament competition

00:35:27what are you getting at

00:35:29i think i know who's got it out for jack

00:35:34gotcha bitch

00:35:40gotcha bitch

00:35:41gotcha bitch

00:35:43you're being an idiot again jack

00:35:53a big dumb idiot

00:35:57i've got to handle this myself

00:36:12you know it's my first fight in the tournament and i've got a lot to prove

00:36:14what will it prove if you're dead

00:36:16angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over

00:36:21i gotta take a shower

00:36:22stop

00:36:24why won't you let me get close to you

00:36:26that sauna thing really scared me

00:36:28what if i lost you

00:36:29i don't need your help angie

00:36:30no one can do everything themselves

00:36:32vic wants to kill you because you helped me

00:36:34least you could do is talk to me

00:36:36hey jack

00:36:37you ready to go

00:36:40andre gigante

00:36:42andre gigante made sure he was not followed

00:36:44can i ask you a question

00:36:46what's with the whole third person shtick

00:36:47were you dropped in your head as a kid or something

00:36:48andre gigante

00:36:50andre gigante

00:36:51thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for

00:36:56yeah whatever

00:36:57whew

00:36:58whew

00:36:59whew

00:37:00whew

00:37:01whew

00:37:02whew

00:37:03whew

00:37:04a gift

00:37:05place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist

00:37:06one punch to the chest

00:37:07the unlucky son of a bitch is gonna stop breathing

00:37:10permanently

00:37:12andre gigante

00:37:13what's with the whole third person shtick

00:37:15were you dropped in your head as a kid or something

00:37:16andre gigante

00:37:17thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma

00:37:19is uncalled for

00:37:20yeah whatever

00:37:21whew

00:37:22a gift

00:37:23place lead

00:37:25with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist

00:37:27one punch to the chest

00:37:28and the unlucky son of a bitch is gonna stop breathing

00:37:30permanently

00:37:32If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring, there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock.

00:37:57Ladies and gentlemen here in the broad, we're streaming live from the Boyle Hikes Fighting Pits.

00:38:07You've all heard the rumors, they do him no injustice.

00:38:11Introducing, in this corner, the reigning Reaper of the Ring, Andre Gigante!

00:38:19Ladies and gentlemen, a slight change of plans.

00:38:22Turns out Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening.

00:38:25No, no, what are you doing, dude? Stop!

00:38:27Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong!

00:38:33Fuck.

00:38:34Oof!

00:38:35Caught you red-handed.

00:38:36Or should I say, heavy-handed.

00:38:39You alright?

00:38:54I don't care that he cheated, I just... I wanted to win. I needed to win, Angie.

00:39:01Jack, it's okay that you got help.

00:39:03I had help, knowing you were out there watching me.

00:39:08That sounded a lot less wimpy in my head.

00:39:13Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower.

00:39:30I can help with him.

00:39:32Hey Jack, did you see the look on your face when I saved your ass?

00:39:45It's fucking priceless, man.

00:39:47Uh, I know Andre got disqualified, but uh, there's still a participation trophy if you still wanna...

00:39:54Jack?

00:39:56Jack?

00:40:08Alright, Andrew. Show me what you got. Come on.

00:40:11I can make it a night.

00:40:21Jack?

00:40:24Jack, look at me.

00:40:26That was great.

00:40:27Really.

00:40:28Just... except for the shitty form and clumsy execution.

00:40:30Oh, come on, I'll talk.

00:40:31That's uncalled for, man.

00:40:32You wanted to teach her street fighting, right?

00:40:34Yet, you're taking it easy... with... with kid gloves.

00:40:36I wonder why.

00:40:37Why don't you try that on me?

00:40:41Are you serious sorry did I take it too far because uh Vic won't use restraint I'm not mistaken

00:40:57I want to try again well it's all right relax boys in my office

00:41:11call came in this morning your next match Arizona wait what are you saying you two are gonna road

00:41:19trip together just the two of you let me get this straight this dullard attacks me earlier

00:41:25and now I gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours how can this day get any better

00:41:32your cheap ass booked a room with only one bed

00:41:36hey I was using yeah well someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed so I got to build a

00:41:50pillow border they're called fashion briefs you classless dullard stop calling me a duck

00:41:56what just go to bed man

00:42:06okay look clearly you're angry at me or you wouldn't have hurt Angie like that so why

00:42:11don't you just tell me what's going on because we've been traveling all day I got a match in

00:42:15the morning I want to get some sleep I saw you and Angie in the shower together after your last

00:42:19match wait that's why you're mad we made a pact man no one dates Angie until the tournament's

00:42:26over you hurt Angie to get back at me you ungrateful snake you only slept there because you couldn't

00:42:34hand we see him in your fucking ass

00:42:46I've loved Angie since we were kids you wouldn't know anything about that

00:42:51oh god oh I wouldn't know what love is your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around

00:43:00I'm gonna kill you

00:43:05I hate you

00:43:07police open up

00:43:11police open up

00:43:15hey officer you two all right in there yeah we're both great doing good

00:43:21oh it's just I got a call for some sort of domestic situation ah yeah um yeah we're both straight

00:43:29guys so you know nothing's going on here he did this to me because I refuse to be a little spoon

00:43:34officer what what I just I said I needed to shower and brush my teeth no that's not true

00:43:42this bed it's so uncomfortable man I can't believe I have to stay here all night

00:43:59would you shut up crazy guy your mind goblins aren't real

00:44:03yeah my damn some of us have places to be in the morning

00:44:15finally some peace and quiet

00:44:21rise and shine jack you're free to go

00:44:28sleep would have been nice

00:44:29oh

00:44:35off the road start for young hopeful jack hurts

00:44:40keep your head up jack

00:44:51sorry Angie looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all

00:44:59you

00:45:06Angie what the hell is wrong with you what's wrong with me

00:45:10I told you I cared for you and you go

00:45:12fuck that idiot that had nothing to do with you oh really

00:45:17then how do you explain falling for some random janitor

00:45:23jack is not just some random janitor I've known him my whole life we both have

00:45:29of course you're just so self-centered you totally forgot him

00:45:33i just met the guy a few weeks ago jack grew up as a homeless orphan paxton

00:45:37he only wants to beat you because he respects you so much you don't even see him

00:45:47he just wants to be seen

00:46:00this is amazing folks i've never seen anything like it

00:46:02i don't know if it's by some old vendetta

00:46:04he's promised supernatural force

00:46:07watered by sheer force of will but no matter how many times this rookie gets knocked down

00:46:11he just could get backed up it's like the universe just isn't allowing him to stay down

00:46:16you can do it jack you can outlast him

00:46:46i can't believe it jack hurts with without letting a scandal

00:46:53so

00:47:02jack just jack just what sounds like you finally seen it now can you get back to the real reason

00:47:09i called yeah yeah what's the real reason you called oh there's nothing just big broke in here and

00:47:15attacked me in my home

00:47:19what he what yeah attacked me in my home okay though i took care of it turns out all that

00:47:25self-defense training really paid off wait what what what do you mean oh i got him gagged and

00:47:31hogtied on my living room floor can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone

00:47:35what do you have to see up yourself buster who said that i came alone huh

00:47:49andre gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady

00:48:03hello

00:48:03angie angie

00:48:04angie where are you i'll check upstairs

00:48:15paxton paxton what what happened i know what does it say

00:48:22if you want angie alive come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town just you two alone

00:48:26hey jack wait up don't follow me dude you're walking into a trap i don't care angie's in trouble

00:48:34and it's my job to protect her it's both our jobs

00:48:44well if it ain't the soft brain made and his big bossy bottom where's angie she's safe we're gonna have

00:48:50ourselves a bit of a competition shall we you be all of us all three of you's you can go on your merry way

00:48:57enlighten me what if we lose let's just say what happens in fight club dies in the fight club get him

00:49:12you remember me nope i'll handle this why do you have to be so difficult there two for each

00:49:20i don't really have a choice in this do i i don't care just stay out of my freaking way

00:49:34what's going on out there hey no talking

00:49:40i know we're not exactly on the best terms right now but if you have any chance of beating these

00:49:43guys we'll have to stick together fine but i'm still not that way yet

00:49:50what a team now that fight

00:50:16what a beauty oh it's too bad you know why know why because it's gonna be your last might as well

00:50:25save us the effort hand angie over now you pissed off the two best fires in the world

00:50:34dude i had cake for lunch dude take off your shirt fine together we can't lose

00:50:46it's a bit insulting that these idiots think i'm such a non-threat that they didn't even tie my

00:50:56hands that does give me an idea what are you into huh big man like you strong hands thick fingers

00:51:08but you know just how to get a girl away i didn't say you could speak oh come on don't be a prude

00:51:15what do you like to do in bed come on you can tell mommy why do you want to know why didn't you

00:51:20come over here and put me in my place you know what i think i think you're not man enough

00:51:25say that again

00:51:39let's do this arizona strategy agreed let's wear them down let's get it let's do this

00:51:55this is for some new heels

00:52:10why don't you just give up huh

00:52:15andre gigante thinks you should slow down just like my last 30 opponents why don't we make them come to

00:52:21us thank you all right all right oh you're not so bad either come on

00:52:43man i'm sober man i don't get it does she like me or does she like you let's figure it out later

00:52:55man we can both use some sleep man you have no idea tell me about

00:52:59which one of you is vic michaelson

00:53:10hey ma call the tournament rules committee tell them i got a lovely little video to show them

00:53:16you know sometimes i forget you're still a janitor it's crazy i still haven't forgiven you for arizona

00:53:33you know we're going to settle our beef in the final round of the tournament looking forward to it

00:53:39boys in my office now

00:53:47i'm ruined

00:53:49everything i've worked for no one's going to invest in this gym now what are you talking about

00:53:54intel your fight with vic went viral and the committee saw it they're kicking you out of the tournament

00:53:59what wait what are you talking about the rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me

00:54:08they think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight i guess there are rules for

00:54:13sponsoring two fighters who knew so that's it we're disqualified then oh no just one of you the other

00:54:21one gets to continue on to the finals and they said i gotta choose choose wait wait you're picking me

00:54:29right i ain't decided that yet okay no offense but i'm the reigning champ here i mean before this

00:54:34jack was a nobody janitor some nobody janitor who can kick your ass oh my god get over yourself man

00:54:40look i didn't mean it like that but jack come on if anyone deserves this play me for it then

00:54:45oh you're scared now buddy oh hold on hold on hold on oh that's perfect a fight about the rules

00:54:51committee they think you two aren't for real rivals why not give them a show huh we can even live stream

00:54:58here bringing money for the gym i'm gonna start arranging the details you two get ready for the

00:55:04fight of your lives you can't be serious right now serious is a heart attack if you two don't fight

00:55:10i'm gonna lose everything i've built here so for the one who comes out of the ring the winner glad to

00:55:16have you but for the loser sorry you gotta leave this gym for good

00:55:20it's the only way paxton this is just what you wanted isn't it to ruin my life you know what why

00:55:31wait for the fight let's settle this right here right now whoa whoa what is it stop angie we need to

00:55:38settle this right here which one of us do you want where is this coming from you know what i want to know

00:55:44too okay you kissed him at the banquet and we made love in the showers at the arena is this for real are we

00:55:49for real if you have to ask you are still a big dumb idiot and you are too this drama isn't about me

00:55:59and it never was the two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you otherwise i don't want

00:56:05anything to do with either of you

00:56:20two childhood rivals in a fight 10 years in the making in one corner the golden boy champ

00:56:29with the god-given mandate of heaven inches away from the title he was born to claim versus trash

00:56:37born rookie underdog whose sole dream is to steal his thunder this is one for the history books man

00:56:46you're gonna want to watch this you are gonna watch this live

00:56:50you know there was this homeless orphan kid i found living in an alley behind my school growing up

00:57:01he always wanted to hang out with me for some reason it really got under my skin

00:57:06he wasn't afraid of me he had nothing to lose i remember it huh

00:57:11look man let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show we'll exchange some blows

00:57:22spit out some blood make things real dramatic and in the second half you throw the match what

00:57:31i need you to throw it man i've worked my whole life for a shot at this title i mean all my parents

00:57:35investments all my best years would be for nothing and if i get disqualified that's it man come on

00:57:40help me out here no no i'm not gonna do that i'm not throwing the fight dude you you don't even

00:57:45want this you haven't worked half as hard for yet i'm better i'm better and i'm gonna prove today

00:57:49that i'm better too you want to beat me in a fight fine we'll have that fight some other day

00:57:55in some other arena but today is do or die there are people watching out there man today means something

00:58:01you don't understand man that's exactly why i need to do it to prove that i can wow after everything

00:58:08we've been through you still hate me don't you why before i hated you all i ever wanted was to be

00:58:17your friend just always made me feel like i deserve to be alone and now i'm gonna make sure you know how

00:58:24it feels i'm gonna beat you boys what are you still doing back here that fight's about to start

00:58:31maybe you do deserve to be alone

00:58:45i want a clean fight why don't you tell that to paxton he's the one prone to cheap shots

00:59:03whatever it takes to survive yeah ain't that what you told angie all right all right and

00:59:08you better give up now

00:59:38it's only gonna get worse from here

00:59:46hey i told you two i want a clean fight

00:59:53hey i'm watching you two i'm okay

00:59:56he's never gonna give up is he he needs this too damn badly he only wants to beat you so badly because

01:00:09he respects you he just wants to be seen do i need to win that badly

01:00:15take this whistle i need you to keep an eye on the fight what are you doing leaving some assholes posting

01:00:25a illegal gambling site in a chat and i think i know who so so i'm gonna call paxton's old man i'm

01:00:32gonna find out who's taking my money stay here and announce the fight

01:00:39jack and paxton seem like they are off to a rough start uh paxton seems very aggressive at the moment but

01:00:47anything could change as the fight has only just begun he's fucking guys huh i can't decide

01:00:52i'm betting against the poor urgent or the jerk who insulted me it don't matter mama okay all the

01:00:57money comes to the family you know what they say the house always wins i should have known you two

01:01:05chuckle fucks we're related enzo enzo what are you doing in our house i'm still the sponsor of those

01:01:13two fighters on screen if anybody should be making money off of them it's me

01:01:19why isn't he blocking it's like he's giving up

01:01:41something just happened paxton is down he seems injured

01:01:49what the hell paxton why don't you block me i'm throwing stupid you need this more than i do

01:02:01will you get up you asshole you can't even let me have my win for real dude this is for real man

01:02:06i just don't want it anymore all right it's cool now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and

01:02:11make it look good oh my ankle oh i'm done my ankle what are you doing get up i can beat your ass some

01:02:23other day i'm gonna prove that i'm better than you even at losing what oh god oh god i'm done i lost

01:02:32oh my stomach oh no jack's the winner no i lost you win

01:02:39come on me man i'm definitely definitely the loser

01:02:46it's a draw

01:02:49that was amazing what the hell was that i i don't i don't even know what i i guess we who cares

01:03:09good news the gym is rich again

01:03:13vick's parents they agreed to invest you know as long as we don't expose their little illegal

01:03:20gambling ring dad don't do that just send them to jail

01:03:26it's money

01:03:29okay okay while you guys figure that out i mean what about us you said you can't sponsor us anymore

01:03:35not as individual fighters but you made us so much money i was thinking what do you think if i

01:03:43sponsor you as a team a team yeah at the international tag team fighting tournament

01:03:50what's seven more continents right so long as this hope agrees what you say jackie boy

01:03:56great form becca thanks angie had a great teacher all right that is it for angie's self-defense class for

01:04:14this week i will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high hill can be when used as a weapon

01:04:20hey future white hey how's class going really great cool speaking of looks like paxton has found

01:04:36himself some groupies let him have his fun hey what are you all just standing around for the world

01:04:43championship fighters tonight come on let's go

01:04:59dude can you believe we're about to be world champs come on still gotta win man dude has there ever been a

01:05:06doubt come on speaking of doubts how you feeling about the briefs come on let me be straight

01:05:13nah i don't know man i still don't like them but they protect the little guys they protect the little

01:05:19guys i get it i get it man i'm really glad we're friends man me too ready yourselves for the main event

01:05:31folks live from madison square garden this is the underground tag team fighting tournament world

01:05:38championship finals you ready i was born ready ladies and gentlemen you know them you love them give it up

01:05:50for your jack janitor and golden boy jack kurtz and daxton whitlaw

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