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00:00Previously...
00:02Wow.
00:03Our celebs were loving life in Ibiza.
00:05That guy will pet anything.
00:07Oh!
00:08Kerry was told to quit her questioning.
00:11There is a specific communication script that you go for.
00:14It wasn't very flirtatious.
00:16That makes you cringe.
00:18Christine struggled to read some sexy come-ons.
00:21I just love pussy.
00:23That's it. I get what I want.
00:25And Louis and Liv continued their spicy little seduction of each other.
00:29Is he your typical time?
00:31Yeah, my type. Literally today.
00:33The tension is palpable, mate.
00:35Can you feel it too?
00:36Yes.
00:37Tonight!
00:38Are you smoking peanuts?
00:40There's some unpredicted passion.
00:42Wow, the fire is going.
00:44And everything gets a little bit saucy.
00:46What are you looking for?
00:48No, I'm joking.
00:49As our celebs...
00:51Go!
00:52I'll grab you for a chat.
00:53Dating!
00:59Some days I wanna sail away.
01:03Welcome to Celebs Go Dating.
01:05Our famous five are still in the party paradise Ibiza,
01:08where they've been brought to get away from the pressures of fame
01:11in order to put all their energy into dating.
01:14Me, I'm in a rat-infested VO booth in Soho
01:17where I've just seen a man weeing into a carrier bag.
01:20Am I jealous though? No, not at all. Absolutely not.
01:22I am.
01:29And whilst the agency may have been relocated poolside,
01:32it doesn't mean these two won't be grafting for our celebs.
01:35They'll just be doing it in summer dresses with a fruit platter.
01:38Cheers!
01:39And if you're wondering where Paul is, us too.
01:41He was last seen neck deep in a phone party,
01:44reaching a higher state of consciousness.
01:46Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.
01:49Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.
01:52You know what? There is a very famous nudist beach.
01:55We have to go.
01:56Mm-hmm.
01:57And if you see a load of people standing around clapping when you get there,
02:00you'll know you've found Paul.
02:01I mean, if anyone loves a bit of nakedness, it's you.
02:04I'm the big fan of nudity.
02:07Same as long as I'm fully clothed and at a safe distance
02:09with my camera's long lens.
02:11Obviously busy day today.
02:13We've got John in a little bit later on.
02:14That's right.
02:15He fascinates me.
02:16And six years' celibacy?
02:18I know.
02:19I bet his balls are shaking.
02:21I mean, mine are.
02:22I really need to know.
02:24Like, I feel like this is going to be naturally a deep dive.
02:27Well, it won't if you keep banging on about his ballsack.
02:30I think he's a very complex character, actually.
02:33Tell me, what did you think of Kerry's consultation yesterday?
02:36Heavy, intense, but I honestly really love it.
02:40Yeah.
02:41I mean, I love Kerry for all of her Kerryness,
02:43but I would like her to be able to switch up the light and the shade.
02:46Yeah.
02:47And step in.
02:48Like, I love that she's a ballsy northern girl.
02:49Right, right.
02:50Picking a wedgie out of her arse.
02:51Yes, and she's so cute.
02:52She's so cute.
02:53But I would love her to step into her feminine side too.
02:55Yes.
02:56Because that just creates a real rounded je ne sais quoi about someone.
02:59And you know what?
03:00That just reminded me.
03:02I have sexy workshop for the celebs.
03:05Ooh!
03:06You're going to do a sexy workshop?
03:07Well, really, in preparation for the pool party tomorrow.
03:10I'm bringing out the goodness, not the goodies.
03:12And I'm bringing out the jimmies, not the jammies.
03:14We can all say nonsense, Dr. T.
03:16Today, I'm going to try to tease out the playful, flirtatious and confident side of Christine.
03:22She's been struggling a little bit and could use some help in this department.
03:26I know just a man to help me.
03:28I mean, I'll run it by the wife, Dr. T, but I'm not promising you anything.
03:31Back to the villa now, where the celebs are getting over a boozy night in.
03:39Morning, morning.
03:40Come, uh, entertain me and my flamingo.
03:44Carrie, you got my coffee?
03:46I've got your coffee here, my lovely.
03:48Don't you worry me, little chickadee.
03:50Oh, I love you.
03:51My new little child who I adore and I'm adopting.
03:55Did you sleep all right?
03:56I did, did you?
03:57Yeah, you know what?
03:58I slept really well.
03:59Did you?
04:00It's because you wanted your beauty sleep for your date.
04:02Oh, shit.
04:03I've got my date today, haven't I?
04:04We both do.
04:05Oh, yeah.
04:06I need to just, like, forget the noise that's going on here.
04:09Go on my date with Mark and actually, like, put my all into it.
04:12He's so handsome.
04:13I can't have him flying all the way to Ibiza when my head's somewhere else.
04:16Yeah, absolutely.
04:17So, I'm excited for my date today.
04:18I'm excited for you too.
04:19John, how you doing?
04:21It's so bad.
04:22I had a little bit too much to drink last night.
04:24I can tell it looks like you slept in the tumble dryer.
04:26That bar, aren't it?
04:27The best way to cure a hangover.
04:29Hot shower for Wang's KFC.
04:32His head, but he can't have that.
04:34Come on, Louis.
04:35What a mate's for.
04:37So, a nice cold dip in the pond.
04:41It's really cold, though.
04:42That's what cures the cold of the better.
04:45Nah, get in the shower.
04:47I'll ring the Colonel.
04:48Right, are we ready?
04:49Are we going to do this?
04:50Yeah, you are.
04:51So, we're going to do the...
04:52What is it?
04:53So...
04:54Bend legs.
04:55Yeah.
04:56Palms like that.
04:57Come on, John!
04:58Yeah!
04:59At least he can use his giant ball bag as a float.
05:02Like that, yeah?
05:04No.
05:05I wish we were double dating.
05:06Me too.
05:07Oh, we'd have such a good time.
05:08I wish we were double dating, but I don't think the dates would wish we were double dating.
05:11No, we would be a nightmare.
05:12We would be an absolute nightmare together.
05:15We'd just be out, just me and you.
05:17It would just be me and you laughing the whole time.
05:19I don't know what I'm talking.
05:21Which would be very annoying.
05:23Good luck today, fellas.
05:32After getting out of the pool and tailing off his S Club juniors,
05:35S Club John has donned his best Shaggy from Scooby Doo outfit
05:38and he's ready for a chat with Anna and Tara.
05:41I'm really looking forward to getting into it with the agents.
05:43I've done a lot of self-reflection in the last few years,
05:46so I'm keen to help them help me.
05:48Hello, hello.
05:49John.
05:50Hi.
05:51How's it going?
05:52Hello, gorgeous.
05:53We are well.
05:54How are you?
05:55I'm really good, thanks.
05:56How are you?
05:57We are well.
05:58Well, you look gorgeous.
05:59As do you two.
06:01You look like princesses.
06:02Well, thank you.
06:03Princess Peach over here.
06:04Princess Peach.
06:05Slash toilet dolly.
06:06We've been so excited to talk to you, John.
06:07I feel there is so much about you, John Lee,
06:10that is completely removed from John from S Club 7.
06:13Yeah.
06:14You know, John from S Club 7 is a character that is a performance.
06:17And then when I'm not on stage, that's a very different person.
06:21Because I was only 15 when I went into the band.
06:23So I went straight from school, straight into that.
06:25So I never had an opportunity to figure out who I was as an adult,
06:29like in the real world.
06:30You know what I mean?
06:31How did you figure out you're queer?
06:33I was about 13, I think, at the time.
06:36I used to live in Devon.
06:37So as far as I was concerned, gay didn't exist.
06:39I'd never heard about what it was.
06:40Well, they were in the closet.
06:41Yeah, exactly.
06:42Yeah, exactly.
06:43So when I came to London and I was like, okay, that's what it is.
06:47And it made sense.
06:48But then also then realizing that's something you should keep secret.
06:52That's something you shouldn't tell people.
06:54You know, it was a very different world back then.
06:56You don't want to put a target on yourself.
06:59And so that was all in my head as well.
07:01So were you straight on the band?
07:03They knew I was gay.
07:04All my friends and my family knew that I was gay.
07:06But I never spoke about it publicly.
07:08So then relationship-wise then, what happened around that?
07:11So like throughout the band, like I say, I wasn't comfortable really with my sexuality at all.
07:17So it would happen when I was drunk.
07:19Okay.
07:20My drinking kind of started heavily then really because it gave me confidence.
07:25What I thought it gave me confidence.
07:26Just to relax and be myself, not be so self-conscious.
07:29I didn't feel confident enough to be in a relationship until after the band and when I went back into musical theatre.
07:35Because it felt like I was out of the limelight then and no one cared anymore.
07:38So I could just be myself.
07:40That's when I sort of started my, you know, dating life, if you like.
07:45So I was massively behind and emotionally very immature because I had no experience.
07:52But I met someone and we were together for a couple of years actually.
07:57And so that was your first, yeah, proper committed love?
08:01Yeah.
08:02Yeah, committed relationship?
08:03But there was still the element of being uncomfortable.
08:06It's something that I don't think straight people have to worry about, you know,
08:10if you want to take your partner's hand or kiss your husband or your wife or whatever.
08:14For me it would be, where am I?
08:16Who's around? Am I safe?
08:17Very consciously aware.
08:18Do you know what I mean?
08:19Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
08:21I would still feel weird about kissing someone in the street and that's a real shame.
08:25It's easy to think that discrimination is something of the past, but unfortunately that isn't the case.
08:31And for John it's clear how much of an impact it has had on his life and how he feels he can and should behave.
08:37It's tragic that some people in love just don't feel the freedom to be able to express that.
08:42This whole journey for you here in the agency is a wonderful opportunity to be really curious about where some of these behaviours have come from and to...
08:50Have a snog in the street?
08:52Well, if you wanted to...
08:53Is that what we're going?
08:54That's the aim.
08:55OK, right.
08:56You having a snog at the end party would be the end goal for us.
09:01If you pay for me to come out there I'll French you that mofo like there's no tomorrow.
09:05It's all in the kiss, baby.
09:07Let's make a dream come true, taking a risk, baby.
09:16Over to Liv now who's off for a romantic paella cooking date with Mark.
09:20The uber confident fitness instructor she picked to the mixer.
09:24I would like to take Mark to Ibiza.
09:28Don't do that. Don't do that.
09:31Absolutely.
09:32Wow.
09:36Is this all for me and Mark?
09:39Ooh, prawns left out in the sun. Lovely.
09:41I'm used to chicken and chips, not this set up.
09:44My thoughts on Mark after the mixer, I definitely felt like I made the right decision.
09:49I feel like we're going to have a great time and he's definitely my type.
09:52You mean he looks a bit like Louis?
09:55Ah, the man himself!
09:57Prior to the mixer I didn't actually know who Olivia was.
10:00So I may have had to do a quick Google or two.
10:04Yeah, I wouldn't open with that.
10:06I'll look good.
10:07Olivia definitely made the right choice.
10:10Yeah, I'm just going to Google smarmy git.
10:14Oh, Richard Madeley. Fair enough.
10:16Hiya.
10:17Hello, stranger.
10:19How you doing?
10:20Good, thanks. You?
10:21Yeah, not too bad, not too bad.
10:22You look very handsome.
10:24Oh, thank you. You look lovely.
10:26Right, this is what I'm here for.
10:28I know I have been flirting with Louis, but Mark has flown all this way to Ibiza, so I need to get on with what I'm supposed to be doing.
10:34Can you cook?
10:35Does the sun shine? Is grass green? Of course I can cook.
10:38Is water wet?
10:39Exactly.
10:40Okay.
10:41Well, don't worry, as we have local chef Rodney here to help you out. Go on, Rodders.
10:44Hello, guys.
10:45Hello.
10:46I'm your chef today.
10:48A few bubbles to start. Very nice.
10:50Cheers to our first date.
10:51Our first date.
10:52Cheers.
10:53Cheers.
10:54Have a nice cooking.
10:55So if you read the instructions.
10:57Yeah.
10:58Good luck.
10:59Oh, that's it, is it, Rodders?
11:00Call yourself a chef.
11:02Basically a postman.
11:03Print off a bit of A4 and piss off.
11:05Do you want to start with the tomatoes then?
11:06Right, let's hope.
11:07I don't...
11:10Wow!
11:11Ooh, check out Raymond Blanc.
11:14Just analising.
11:16Don't worry about me.
11:17Don't get nervous.
11:18I don't want to get caught up looking into your eyes.
11:20I don't want to cut myself.
11:21That wouldn't be very good.
11:22Do you like my eyes?
11:23Yeah, they look beautiful.
11:25Do you know what?
11:26I'm really enjoying this.
11:27Mark is just as flirty as he was at the mixer and not bad in the kitchen.
11:32I think this is actually the cutest date I've ever been on.
11:35I've never actually done anything like this before.
11:37It's actually pretty cool.
11:38We're bonding.
11:39Yeah, Louie who?
11:40Oh, that sound.
11:45Here we go.
11:47Does this mean we're chefs now?
11:49More so than Rodney.
11:50Yep.
11:51I actually think that we make quite a good team.
11:53My teamwork makes the dream work, doesn't it?
11:55It does.
11:56Oh, I can feel the romance spreading like food poisoning from an undercooked prawn in a paella.
12:04It's beautiful.
12:09Back with Anna and Tara now, who are still peeling back the layers of Pop Onion, S Club John Lee.
12:15Well, talking about the past, what's next after your first boyfriend?
12:18Because it's been a while.
12:20I kind of sort of got into the hookup scene, like all the apps and kind of stuff like that.
12:24The hookup scene sounds so much classier than getting milked on Grindr.
12:27I explored my sexuality thoroughly.
12:31Very healthy.
12:32Yes.
12:33I made up for lost time.
12:34Let's put it that way.
12:36And then I met someone and we were together for like a year and a half.
12:39And the whole time we were together, I was just good to feel that something was wrong.
12:44I was like, you're messing about with this guy.
12:46I know you.
12:47I was like, blatantly just told, like, look me down the eye and just say,
12:50why are you being like this?
12:51Why are you, you're crazy?
12:52You know what I mean?
12:53You're mad.
12:54Why are you trying to make trouble?
12:55And he was like, he's straight anyway.
12:56He's straight.
12:57And I was like, oh, okay, fine.
12:58Fair enough.
12:59Maybe it's me.
13:00Maybe I'm crazy.
13:01And then I found out obviously that it was going on the entire time we were together.
13:04That really hurt, really hurt.
13:06And that's when my dad was diagnosed with motor neurons disease.
13:10So I just had this sort of, like, emotional slap with this relationship.
13:14With this guy, yeah.
13:15And then that happened and I hadn't quite recovered myself from that.
13:19And then that happened as well.
13:20And then everything just sort of, like, fell apart.
13:23Can we stay with that?
13:24Yes.
13:25Because as we all know, grief should never be underestimated.
13:28So what was the relationship like with your dad?
13:31We were really close.
13:32Really close family.
13:33My dad was, like, my number one fan.
13:35Like, erm...
13:38Sorry.
13:40Back to the first feelings for you.
13:44Perfect eyes.
13:46Nothing but truth.
13:48Oh, my heart.
13:52Oh, my heart.
13:58He sounds a pretty ace guy.
13:59Yeah, he was brilliant.
14:01And, er...
14:03Within the first year, he'd completely lost the ability to move.
14:07He couldn't speak.
14:08He had to be fed through a tube in his stomach.
14:10Erm...
14:11So I couldn't talk to him.
14:12Like, he couldn't talk to me.
14:13To go out like that, just seemed like...
14:16I'd literally lost the plot.
14:18And I was like, what the fuck is the point?
14:20It broke my heart, like...
14:22Um...
14:23See, I just...
14:24I went out.
14:25I went out.
14:26I was taking loads of drugs.
14:27Like, I went, like, completely off the rails.
14:28Like...
14:29Erm...
14:30Erm...
14:31And that got to a point where I was...
14:36I had to make a decision.
14:37It was like, you have to sort yourself out, or it's not going to end well.
14:39And I packed a bag there and then, got my passport, got my credit cards, locked my front door, and I never went back.
14:45I wrote to my mum.
14:46I sent her...
14:47My, uh, front door key.
14:48I just wrote my note just saying, I don't know where I'm going, I don't know what I'm doing.
14:51Erm...
14:52But I can't be here, like, I need to sort myself out.
14:54I left the country and didn't come back for four years.
14:56I didn't speak to my mum for two years.
14:58She didn't know where I was.
14:59She said, every time the phone rang, they thought, oh, it's gonna be the police saying they've found John and he's dead.
15:05But that's like, my biggest regret.
15:07But it's like my biggest regret.
15:08So I didn't talk to my mum to talk to me.
15:10So, I locked my front door and locked my front door and I never went back.
15:12I wrote to my mum.
15:13I sent her...
15:14..my, uh, front door key.
15:16I just wrote a note just saying, I don't know where I'm going, I don't know what I'm doing.
15:20Erm, but I can't...
15:21..be here, like, I need to sort myself out.
15:23I left the country and didn't come back for four years.
15:24That's like my biggest regret, do you know what I mean, that I've caused her.
15:47Welcome back to Celebco Dating.
15:49The agency has moved to Ibiza for a week, but it's business as usual.
15:53Anna and Dr T are getting deep with S Club John.
15:56I kind of self-therapised, is that a word?
15:59Yeah, it is now.
16:00I had a lot of time to sit there and really honestly look back on stuff, and that was the key.
16:05And Liv is burning paella with this fella.
16:07Oh my God, this is horrible, it's burnt.
16:11I will finish it, I will make it early for you, get out of my kitchen.
16:14Yeah, cheers Rodney, looks like you are useful after all.
16:17Ahead of her first date with mixer-picked Dale, Kerry's got Louie over for a natter.
16:23Presumably the hairdresser's not talking because he's scared stiff of her.
16:27Maybe it's the vibe she's giving off.
16:29How are you feeling going on a date with Dale?
16:31I'm not really nervous about my date, but Anna and Dr Tara told me not to go into interview mode and interview them.
16:38How you love, how you doing, right?
16:40Okay, so have you got kids?
16:42Where are you from?
16:43What are you looking for?
16:45That is a bit interviewy though.
16:46But it is a full-time fucking job dating me.
16:49And there's a high chance you'll get made redundant.
16:51It's a process and you should enjoy the process of getting to know someone.
16:54What do I do then?
16:55Be a bit flirty, have fun.
16:58When men go into dates, they don't want to be interviewed.
17:01Right.
17:02They want that flirty, cheeky side.
17:04Teach me, Lou, I'm all yours, I'm a quick learner.
17:08Oh, there you go.
17:09Is that good?
17:10Yeah, you made me blush a little bit.
17:11Oh, stop it.
17:13Do you have to go on this date?
17:14Not at all, say who are you, babe.
17:16You can be a little spoon.
17:18I like being big spoon.
17:19Oh, dear.
17:20What's that, me back?
17:21Oh, my God.
17:31You'd more feel it on your shoulder, I think.
17:32Would I?
17:33Jesus, how big is this thing?
17:35Does it beep when it moves backwards?
17:37Me, for my age, I don't think I'm bad.
17:39I feel like I'm only 24 in my head.
17:41That's perfect then.
17:42Isn't it?
17:43How old are you?
17:4424.
17:44Ah, my daughter's 23.
17:47I could literally be your mother.
17:49I like mothers, though.
17:52Get out.
17:53OK.
17:54Sorry.
17:55I do love you, though.
17:58As Louis goes off to think long and hard about how much he likes mothers in the nearest lockable cubicle...
18:02We're heading back to Anna and Dr. T, who, after having talked through S Club John's emotional past, are now hoping to concentrate on a brighter-looking future.
18:14John, six years of celibacy.
18:16Um, yeah, I was just, I was not in the right headspace.
18:18I didn't want anyone near me.
18:21There's no way I could have invited anyone into that space.
18:24It wouldn't have been fair on them.
18:26This is the best I've felt my entire life.
18:29Like, to go from where I was 10 years ago to being so content is finding something to add on top of what you've already got.
18:37So what are you looking for?
18:38To someone that can meet me on my level.
18:39To someone who's happy with their life, who knows their values, who knows what they want in life.
18:44And a massive...
18:44No, I'm joking.
18:45I'm with you.
18:47If we can find a massive penis, everyone's winning.
18:50How was the date with Lucas?
18:52Yeah, it was nice.
18:53He looked great.
18:54Really, really nice guy.
18:55Very easy conversation.
18:57Bit of a giggle, bit of banter.
19:00But there was no, like, for me anyway, there was no sexual chemistry.
19:03So would you say you don't necessarily want to go on another date with Lucas?
19:07No, I don't want to go on another date.
19:08OK, fair enough.
19:09Could have pretended to think about it.
19:11John has worked really hard to get in a good place.
19:13He knows what he likes and what he doesn't.
19:16All we have to do is find the right guy that ticks all the boxes.
19:21John, it has been such a joy talking to you.
19:23So happy to have you here.
19:24Thank you, guys.
19:25I will see you tomorrow.
19:26Bye.
19:26Bye, guys.
19:30As SCJ goes off to continue the search for Paul, who has recently spotted topless raving on the beach alone at 6am.
19:38We're back to live on her date with Mark.
19:41And after burning their own dinner earlier, they now get to eat it in a field.
19:44Lucky buggers.
19:45What's your normal, like, vibe on a first date?
19:48The thing is, I like settings like this.
19:49I like to be able to, like, get to know who I'm dealing with.
19:52See, I find dinner dates normally a lot of pressure.
19:55But I'm actually really enjoying this.
19:58Oh, here comes Rodney.
20:00Let's see if he's managed to save whatever inedible slop these two managed to bungle earlier.
20:05Actually looks all right, doesn't it?
20:06Well done, big man.
20:07Thank you so much.
20:09I am obsessed with mussels.
20:11It's my favourite fish.
20:12I think you mean they're your favourite medium-sized edible marine bivalve mollusk.
20:17But whatevs.
20:18Enjoy your meal.
20:19Thank you so much.
20:21Goodbye.
20:21Pleasure.
20:23Cheers, Rodney.
20:23Appreciate all your hard work.
20:25Well done, mate.
20:25We'll be back with the washing up in a minute.
20:26Okay.
20:27If I get anything in my teeth, will you tell me?
20:29I'll tell you.
20:30You'd be honest.
20:31Yeah.
20:32Look, if I'm going to get over my relationship fears finally, I need to stick it out and give
20:36Mark a chance.
20:37Do you think I come across really confident?
20:40There was actually one thing I was going to give you props for, to be fair.
20:42Yeah.
20:42On the nightly mixer.
20:43You didn't really come across nervous.
20:45Really?
20:45It might have been, like, one or two moments.
20:47I was so nervous inside.
20:48I'll be honest.
20:49You was making it difficult for me to kind of, like, be calm and cool and collected.
20:53You don't find me intimidating, do you?
20:55No.
20:55Good.
20:56Not at all.
20:57I get that a lot, and I don't understand why.
21:01I'm a pussycat.
21:02A cute pearly white smile.
21:03Harmless.
21:03Harmless.
21:04Harmless.
21:06See, look, there it is, right there.
21:07Lovely.
21:08See, you can't stop smiling now.
21:10Stop!
21:10Oh, stop, I'm shy, oh, my gosh.
21:12I am shy.
21:14I'm so shy.
21:15Don't look at me.
21:15Oh, this is awkward.
21:16Has anyone else's bum all clenched and put an out of office on?
21:19So, I'm not normally a fan of super intense romantic dates, but I'm kind of enjoying this
21:28one with Mark, and he's very handsome.
21:31So, have you got a busy evening ahead?
21:33Why don't you come to the villa for a bit and chill with us all?
21:38Sounds like a plan.
21:39Are you free?
21:39I'm all to it.
21:40Yeah, I'm definitely free.
21:41OK.
21:41I'm always free for you.
21:43Yes, Livvy, that's my girl.
21:48Shall we head off, then?
21:49Let's do it.
21:50I might need a bit of help with this chair, though.
21:52It's a bit heavy.
21:53Don't worry.
21:55Mark's on the job.
21:56I'm going to get caught.
21:58All right.
21:59There you go.
22:00Thanks, Mark.
22:01Let's go.
22:02Let's do it.
22:03After you.
22:04I'm excited to meet everyone.
22:06Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
22:08All right, Rod Azari, up the answer on it already.
22:10There's two more coming for dinner in a bit.
22:12I think Mark is lovely.
22:15He's very fit.
22:17Very easy to chat to.
22:18Yeah, she's attractive.
22:19She's a lovely girl.
22:20As far as how the rest of the night goes, I'm not too sure.
22:22We'll just have to wait and see.
22:25I don't know how certain people might react to me bringing Mark back to the villa, but I guess we'll find out.
22:33Yeah.
22:33S-Club John's going to throw a shit fit, I reckon.
22:36Let's head over to the windy side of the island now, where it seems Kerry's date with Mixer-pick Dale may have angered the weather gods.
22:44Look at Garfield's pubes.
22:46Let's hope she can calm her conversation like the agents instructed.
22:50I've been really looking forward to the first date.
22:53I've turned up.
22:54It's fucking freezing.
22:55Nipples like football studs.
22:58I look like a little character show you put on top of a bastard wedding cake.
23:01Like I've not had enough bastard wedding cakes.
23:03She seems to be in the right frame of mind, at least.
23:06I'm here, John.
23:08Yeah, it's going really well.
23:09I'm really excited to be here.
23:11Well, let's hope walking bicep Dale doesn't get excited, because those shorts won't disguise much.
23:16I am looking for a great connection in the energy.
23:20Energy doesn't lie.
23:21Oh, Dale, how are you?
23:25How are you?
23:25You look nice.
23:26Are we blanking?
23:28After a slightly shoddy showing at the mixer...
23:30My problem is I've got no filter.
23:32Yeah, I like that.
23:33Don't give a shit.
23:33Good.
23:34Well, I think to that.
23:35The agents weren't exactly blown away by Kerry's flirt game.
23:38It wasn't very flirtatious.
23:40It wasn't, like, feminine and leaning in.
23:43That makes me cringe.
23:44So, can she tone down the questions and turn up the heat?
23:47Well, I got the wrong memo.
23:48I thought it was A.T.'s dress-up prom game.
23:52And Dale's been shopping at Baby Gap.
23:54You look lovely.
23:55Thanks.
23:56Food are you?
23:57Freezing, isn't it?
23:58Who choose this?
23:59Come to a beef with this edge.
24:01Who choose this?
24:02We'd now look like you're smuggling peanuts.
24:11What are we laughing at?
24:14Oh, I've been some vegetarian stuff.
24:16Are you a veggie?
24:17Yeah.
24:17Oh, my daughter's a veggie.
24:19I've been once since I was six.
24:20Oh, how have you?
24:21It's like 31 years.
24:22There you go.
24:23One's still water.
24:23Thank you so much.
24:25Do you like seafood?
24:26Um, no, because it's not vegetarian.
24:28Oh, fuck it up, yeah.
24:29Don't some pork.
24:31Don't be sick with that, love.
24:34I like your light energy, like that.
24:36You do like my...
24:38Yeah.
24:39Honestly, I'm a really confident person.
24:41Yeah.
24:42You're, like, loud.
24:42That's good, yeah.
24:43Another loud mouth.
24:44It's good.
24:46It's good.
24:46I get where the agent's coming from, and I shall tone it down a little bit, but it does
24:52go to show that when you are yourself, people can just like you just the way you are.
24:56All right, look at your top, pop and open.
24:58His eyes are up there, Keza.
25:00Didn't mean to look.
25:01Yeah, she didn't mean to sort it out into the special thoughts compartment of her brain
25:05for later use, but she did.
25:07Welcome back to Celebsco Dating on the glamorous party island of Ibiza.
25:26Just so you know, missing agent Paul's been spotted again, this time being violently sick
25:30into a dustbin with the remains of a Pornstar Martini fishbowl at his feet.
25:35Legend.
25:36Maybe you just need time, and I should see it through, see it through.
25:39Back of the villa now, and it looks like an unsuspecting Louie is about to get a little
25:44live and Mark's shape slap in the face.
25:47I'm back.
25:49Go on, go on.
25:50Hello.
25:51How you doing?
25:53How you doing, mate?
25:53You all right?
25:53You all right, brother?
25:54Louie, nice to meet you.
25:55Mark, nice to meet you.
25:56Mark, nice to meet you.
25:56How you doing?
25:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:58We're having fun?
25:59Yeah, look at you two matchy-matchy.
26:00Yeah, yeah, I was just chilling.
26:05Where is everyone?
26:06Take a seat, then.
26:07Hold on.
26:07Move over.
26:08Watch the damp spot.
26:10How was your, uh, how was your date?
26:12Really good.
26:12Yeah, so we, well, we attempted to make paella, basically.
26:17What's paella?
26:18Oh, my God.
26:19It doesn't mean hot Spanish love.
26:21Chill out.
26:21It's just like a dish, like a Spanish dish.
26:23How was it?
26:24Yeah, loads of fish, but we needed a bit of help, didn't we?
26:27Just a little bit.
26:28Was it nice, though?
26:29No, the food was nice.
26:30Yeah, no.
26:30It was on point.
26:31That was good.
26:32Yeah.
26:32Yeah, that was blessed.
26:33You've gone for a while.
26:35Time flies when you're having fun at night.
26:38It's true.
26:38Tell him again.
26:39Tell him again.
26:40It actually does, bruv.
26:41Which is why this chat is taking days for Louis.
26:44Did you have a good time?
26:45No, it was cool.
26:45Yeah.
26:46Yeah, cool, man.
26:46Really cool.
26:47That's cool.
26:48It's just proper nice.
26:49It's nice, isn't it?
26:49Yeah, it's nice.
26:50We'll show you around.
26:53Let's do it.
26:54Let's go.
26:55See you in a bit.
26:55I'll stay.
26:56Yeah.
26:58It was nice to meet you, mate.
26:59Good to see you, man.
27:00Yeah, lovely to meet you.
27:01I think he's getting jealous.
27:02I'm having a look around.
27:05Oh, my God.
27:06Listen, I'm not fuming, but I'm fuming.
27:10Because why is Liv bringing a man back into my sleeping quarters, and I'm sitting there
27:15like a dickhead?
27:16Now, now, no need to be mean just because you're jealous.
27:20Back on over to Hurricane Beach now, where Kerry's hoping to please the agents with a gentler
27:25approach on her date with Dale.
27:27First name, Chippen.
27:29Cheers.
27:30Cheers.
27:30Eye contact.
27:31Oh, yeah.
27:32Drink.
27:34So, tell me more about yourself, Dale.
27:36Are you an only child?
27:38No, I've got three younger brothers.
27:39Oh, you're the eldest?
27:40Yeah.
27:42It's getting cold.
27:42Yeah, my hands.
27:43My hands are cold.
27:44We're freezing.
27:44Well, the best of my body's all right.
27:45I completely cut you off, then.
27:47You were telling me like you're an older...
27:48Oh, yeah.
27:49Oh, yeah.
27:49Brothers, yeah.
27:50I remember now.
27:51Talk less and listen more.
27:54The youngest ones right now are 20.
27:55Oh, food.
27:56Here are the muscles.
27:58No, no, no.
27:58Here are the muscles.
28:01Oh, that looks lovely.
28:02Thank you so much.
28:05Shall we dig in?
28:05Go on.
28:06You've got three younger brothers.
28:07Yeah, two that I looked after for quite a few years.
28:10You looked after.
28:11Yeah, because my mum died when she was 45, of cancer.
28:14I'm so sorry to say that, Dale.
28:15So, I've become the illegal guardian.
28:17Wow.
28:17So, I looked after them from like...
28:19One was 11 and one was 13 at the time.
28:21How old was you?
28:22I was 26.
28:24So, yeah.
28:24That's a lot to put on you, then.
28:26You'd like to go to that parents' evening and stuff like that.
28:28Hmm.
28:29Oh, I really admire you for doing that and stepping up.
28:32Yeah, because I was going to go to travelling instead of when she said, like,
28:34can I have a look after them or they can go and, like, foster care?
28:37And I was like, no, I said, I wouldn't want that for my brothers.
28:39Hmm.
28:40I was in foster home.
28:41Hmm.
28:42And I have four sets of foster parents.
28:44Really?
28:45Hmm.
28:46Indeed.
28:46So, what you've done is amazing.
28:48Thanks.
28:49You've got so much put on you at such a young age, like, no, it's just time for you to enjoy
28:52your life.
28:53What an absolute sweetheart.
28:56Hey, under all those muscles, you know, he's a big, softer.
28:59I need to give him a little bit more credit.
29:01Well, I find that really admirable.
29:02Oh, thanks.
29:03Yeah.
29:03Yeah, I'd like it.
29:04Yeah.
29:04I got it.
29:07Do you want a slice of pizza?
29:08No, no, no, no.
29:09Do you not like pizza?
29:09I love pizza.
29:10Have a slice of hand.
29:11Are you sure?
29:12It's not messing around, of course you can.
29:14I'll have a piece of pizza.
29:17Oh, Dale, look at us sharing food.
29:19I know, on the first date.
29:20On the first date, check that out.
29:22Oh, look at the cheese.
29:23Oh, gives us your cheese.
29:23Like an advert.
29:25If it's not prawn rings, she's not interested, mate.
29:27Oh, I say, there's an awful lot of tongue work involved in Kerry's pizza eating, isn't there?
29:37Excuse me.
29:38Better out than in.
29:41I'm so sorry.
29:42I'm so sorry.
29:43Oh, oh, oh, here we go again.
29:49Here we go again.
29:52Oh, oh, I thought we could be friends.
29:56Back to the villa now, and Dr. T has shown up to work her magic on Christine,
30:02who, after struggling a tad on her previous date,
30:04is going to hopefully pick up some tips on how to read sexual body language.
30:08Hello.
30:09Hello, my loves.
30:10Hello.
30:11Hello, hello, hello.
30:12How are you doing?
30:12How are you finding Ibiza?
30:14It's amazing.
30:15Hot and sexy?
30:16Yeah.
30:17That's so gorgeous.
30:18Thank you, thank you, babes.
30:20Well, do you know what I'm here to do?
30:22No.
30:22No.
30:23Giving you a masterclass.
30:24What does that mean?
30:25Oh.
30:25Because of her autism, Christine has been struggling a little bit reading people's body language.
30:31And reading body language is a big part of sexual communication.
30:35And who's better to help her understand this than Louis,
30:38a man who presents as a very sexual being.
30:42It's going to be a really fun and simple activity.
30:45Okay.
30:45Okay.
30:46Communicating with our non-verbals,
30:48whether it's eye contact, facial expression.
30:52Body language.
30:52Using the lips, body language.
30:54Are we talking sexual but not acting it?
30:58Yeah.
30:59Yeah.
30:59Oh, I think I act it a little bit.
31:01Act it a little bit?
31:02This guy leaks pheromones like a wrung-out sponge.
31:05No, the way you act isn't sexy.
31:08But you talk sexy.
31:09Okay, so this is the first time you meet.
31:11Now approach.
31:12This should be good.
31:13And I've got just the right sounds.
31:15Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.
31:17Oh, shit, no, wrong one.
31:24Louis, you're surprised by how attractive she is.
31:29Now you guys are going to introduce yourselves,
31:31so a little handshake or hug or however you introduce yourselves.
31:35Keep Big Ben out of this, Louis.
31:36Louis, if you can come closer to show that you're very interested
31:42after talking for a while.
31:43I think there might be a few inches that won't allow him to get any closer.
31:46Christine, now it's time to show Louis that you are, in fact, interested in him.
31:52Mmm, I see you, girl.
31:54I see you.
31:55Is this for their benefit, Dr. T, or yours?
31:58Okay, Louis, now you're going to respond with gentlemanly affirmation
32:01that you're, all right, all right, I see you.
32:03I'm into you too.
32:05Mmm, wow.
32:06The fire is going.
32:09This has been an incredible date.
32:11You're going to say goodbye.
32:12You're not having sex tonight.
32:13Not today, baby, not today.
32:15Uh, no, no, not today, baby.
32:17Don't be a naughty baby, Louis.
32:18Be a good boy.
32:19Okay.
32:21Linger, linger, goodbye, goodbye.
32:23Leave him hanging.
32:24This guy ain't hanging.
32:25He's dragging.
32:26Wow.
32:27Can I just say, that felt...
32:29Really weird?
32:30Authentic to me.
32:31Ah, yeah.
32:31That was, uh, certainly something.
32:34I was picking up on Christine's body language and, uh...
32:37I think she was picking up on mine, too.
32:40I think both of you were very intentional.
32:43You were very good with using the different parts of your body.
32:46So I think you're ready.
32:47Nice.
32:47You're so ready.
32:48The tension was there, but then the release was great.
32:51To leave me like, oh, what?
32:53Yeah, well, I just think it's a really good example of how I'm used to faking it.
32:58Boom!
32:58Have a bit of that, big man.
33:00Ouch!
33:01Oh, shit!
33:03I thought we had something, though.
33:04Yeah, you thought you had something we lived to, then Mark came along.
33:08Thanks for a great date.
33:09Anytime.
33:10Still looks like he's leaving.
33:11Likewise.
33:12We'll catch up soon, though.
33:13Yeah, see you soon.
33:13Take care.
33:14Bye.
33:14I imagine this hasn't ended the way he thought it would when he got invited back to the villa.
33:18Still, adios, Marcos!
33:21Back over to the windy side of the island and Keza's date with Dale is coming to an end.
33:26Will he manage to capture himself a Katona or will Kerry deal him a blow?
33:30Have you got, like, a social battery?
33:32Yeah.
33:33I hadn't heard about them, like, about two or three years ago.
33:34Oh, massive social battery.
33:35If I'm done, I'm done.
33:36I've got to go back that same time.
33:37I've not got one.
33:38I'm just, like, I think I'm plugged into the mains.
33:40Hi, how was everything?
33:41Amazing.
33:42Thank you so much.
33:42Can I take your plates?
33:43Yeah, cheers.
33:44Shall we get the bill?
33:44Come with the bill, please, yeah.
33:45Oh, right, there you go.
33:46Oh!
33:46Yeah.
33:47Not interested in any desserts or...?
33:49Er, no.
33:50I am the dessert.
33:51I'm all right.
33:52I'm joking.
33:53I'm joking.
33:53I'm joking.
33:55I'm joking.
33:55So, have you enjoyed yourself?
34:00Oh, yeah.
34:00Yeah?
34:00Would you?
34:01Yeah.
34:02Good.
34:02I've really enjoyed myself.
34:03Oh, yeah, actually, yeah, good.
34:04I thought it was really good.
34:05I think you're lovely.
34:06Good.
34:06Yeah.
34:07Can you say anything back to me any time you want to, you know, Dale?
34:10I take compliments really well.
34:12No, I said you don't.
34:13No, I've had a really good time.
34:14Good.
34:15But, er...
34:16But...
34:17But what?
34:23Dale?
34:25Don't ruin this, Dale.
34:28I would have chose somewhere else.
34:29Oh, right.
34:30OK.
34:31Oh, Dale, you big cleavage tease.
34:33I think the sunset would have been nice, like, on the other side.
34:34It would have been lovely.
34:35Yeah, it would have been more romantic.
34:36Are you romantic?
34:37Yeah, I am, actually, yes.
34:37Oh, yeah.
34:38Right.
34:39Like, if I'm seeing someone, I'd randomly buy, like, them flowers.
34:43An absolute legend is local Texaco.
34:45Not, like, an argument, just for no reason.
34:47Yeah.
34:47That's what I do.
34:48That's nice.
34:48That's good to know.
34:49And would you want to see me again?
34:50I'd want to see you again.
34:51Would you want a second date?
34:52I'd go on a second date.
34:53Would you?
34:53I do.
34:54Yeah.
34:54We should wait and see.
34:55Let's get the bill and see what happens.
34:58But, yeah, it's been lovely.
34:59I really enjoyed it, yeah.
35:00That's good. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
35:00You know what?
35:01I've had a really nice time with Dale, but will I go on a second date?
35:05Maybe not.
35:07But let's keep him guessing.
35:08Good.
35:09Here's the bill.
35:10Thank you very much.
35:13Well, it's a bit cheap, isn't it?
35:16It's all right, I've got this.
35:17No, I get it.
35:18That's all right.
35:18Are you sure?
35:19Yeah, yeah, of course.
35:19You positive?
35:20No, yeah, I don't mind.
35:20All right, then.
35:21Now that he knows it's cheap, yeah.
35:23I'm so used to paying.
35:25Are you?
35:25Yeah.
35:26For everything.
35:27Fucking hell.
35:28Until next time, maybe, we shall see.
35:32Shall we go, though?
35:32Yeah, let's go.
35:33Right.
35:34Let's paint the town red.
35:35It is really bloody cold.
35:37Well, thank you for your lovely Thursday.
35:39Right, it's been a good night.
35:39Our best.
35:41Take care, and I'll see you soon.
35:42See you later.
35:43Bye, Dale.
35:43Bye.
35:44I think that was a really good date.
35:46Really easy to chat to.
35:48Easy on the eye.
35:50He was just a nice lad.
35:52I thought the whole date was really good.
35:53Even though I enjoyed it, it wasn't the vibe for a kiss.
35:56It wasn't the right setting.
35:58But I would go there.
35:59100% that I would go there.
36:00So romantic, Dale.
36:01Ever thought about writing poetry in between surgically removing your shirt?
36:09Welcome back, bitches, to Celemsco dating.
36:17We're in Ibiza, the beautiful Spanish island that boasts blue skies, blue seas, and some
36:21of the most beautiful flora.
36:23And it's Paul.
36:24There he is.
36:25Someone get in there.
36:26Quick.
36:27Oh, we're back at the villa now.
36:29Louis is planning a party.
36:30Don't let Paul get away.
36:31Ladies and gentlemen.
36:33Hello.
36:34Can I get your attention, please?
36:36I have an announcement.
36:37I've been cooped up in this beautiful, horrible villa for far too long.
36:42Yeah.
36:43We're going out.
36:44So.
36:44We're going out.
36:45We are going out, out.
36:47I'm going to show them how to get down with a menace.
36:50And I'll get a cheeky little flirting with Liv and show how much of a gentleman I really
36:54am.
36:55Cheers, cheers, cheers.
36:56If I'll cheers with you.
36:58Go on.
36:58If this mama stays home tonight, I'm just absolutely shattered.
37:04You don't want to go out.
37:05If it's okay with you, I could really do.
37:08We're just staying in and chilling in.
37:10In all honesty, I'm finding being away from the kids and being here with everyone a little
37:14bit too intense.
37:16I'm just craving a bit of peace and quiet.
37:19It's up to you, mate.
37:21But we're going out, out.
37:22Yeah, we're going out, out.
37:26With Kerry wrapping up her date with Dale, the other three are off out.
37:30And lookie here.
37:31Did somebody order three hotties with a side order of two twats in shiny suits?
37:36I think so.
37:39This is gorgeous.
37:41I need a drink.
37:42I'm not going to lie.
37:44This will do us, won't it?
37:46Yeah, why don't you boys sit there so I can question you both?
37:49I'm pretty sure I'm sitting there.
37:50Are you interrogating us tonight?
37:51I think I'm...
37:52Yeah.
37:55Oh.
37:56So nice, sweet animal, isn't it?
37:59Definitely ready for a drink.
38:00Didn't I tell you I'll look after?
38:02You did.
38:03You did.
38:03You didn't lie.
38:04Beautiful women, beautiful vibes.
38:06There's no men.
38:07Well, why would I invite the boys when I'm here?
38:11I feel like you're going to be here for about ten minutes and we're not going to see you for
38:13the rest of the night.
38:13I will, no, I'll come back and check it.
38:15I'll say who I think you'll be alone for first.
38:19On that thing, a blonde one, but I don't really...
38:21A blonde one?
38:22The blonde, the blonde lady.
38:25That table is the one I'm going for.
38:26That table.
38:27I know a good chap when I see one, trust me.
38:29Uh-oh, blonde lady, your card's been marked, I'd run for the hills.
38:32I get attracted to different things.
38:34That's what fucks me.
38:35Because I appreciate a woman's beauty.
38:37She don't have to be 10-10.
38:39But if she's got a nice accent, I'm there.
38:41If she's got nice lips, I'm there.
38:42Oh, you're there.
38:49But you're quite a hard nut to crack, I think.
38:51Do you think?
38:52Yeah.
38:52Why?
38:53In what way?
38:53Because you've known her for nearly a week and you still haven't shagged?
38:56She don't go with my flirting.
38:57She goes against it, I think, a little.
38:59Yeah, but that's flirting back.
39:00I know.
39:01I don't think he gets my...
39:02That's my head in.
39:03That's humour.
39:04Does your head in?
39:05A little bit.
39:06If Liv is flirting with me, I just don't get it.
39:09Because he's bringing some geezer back to the villa flirting.
39:13That's crazy.
39:14Well, Liv has got a front row seat to the Louis Masterclass.
39:19Sit back and hold tight.
39:21Enjoy the show.
39:22Louis Russell is going to go do what Louis Russell does best.
39:26Oh, finally, we're going to hear his harpsichord recital.
39:29I've been waiting forever for this.
39:30And that's mingle.
39:32Mingle.
39:32CNA are Pringles.
39:34Bye, you absolute quaver.
39:36It's such a dick.
39:38Like, kisses.
39:40Hello.
39:40Hi.
39:41Ladies, how are you doing?
39:42My name's Louis.
39:43Nice to meet you.
39:44He's going for it, though.
39:45Straight in there.
39:46So confident.
39:47I could never do that.
39:49Do you know what the annoying thing is, though?
39:50He doesn't actually realise how difficult that is to do.
39:53Yeah.
39:54But when you look like that, like, it doesn't matter.
39:56For him, it's like, how can you literally sit there with four beautiful...
39:59I couldn't.
40:00Because who is going to tell him to go away?
40:02Sorry, I just don't understand, Louis.
40:04He's so confusing.
40:06Brings me to a bar full of girls, no men for me, flirting with me,
40:10and then he's flirting with everyone else.
40:13Wait, Katie, Flo...
40:15Clow.
40:17Let me try again.
40:17He's gone already.
40:18Kate, Katie...
40:20No.
40:20Katie, Kate, Flo...
40:22Yeah.
40:23Faint.
40:24Faint.
40:24It's like a David Attenborough documentary.
40:26David Attenborough documentary.
40:28Looking at...
40:29Looking at the young lion.
40:30Young lion.
40:31In his natural habitat.
40:32In his natural habitat.
40:34Yeah, I'm sure he'll be lapping at a watering hole before we know it.
40:38He's loving this, look.
40:39He is absolutely loving it.
40:41What chat-up lines do you think he's using?
40:43Do you think he uses chat-up lines?
40:44No, I don't think so.
40:46Your eyes distracted me.
40:47That's why I couldn't remember your name.
40:49You distracted me.
40:50That's not fair.
40:51What's your type, though?
40:53I'm injured.
40:53Oh, that's very handsome.
40:55She is stunning.
40:56She's beautiful.
40:56Oh, how love can change.
41:01From one minute to the other, suddenly I got through.
41:05That was a good chat, though.
41:12All right, yeah.
41:13It was a good chat.
41:14Good.
41:14Come on back now.
41:15We weren't eavesdropping.
41:16Yes, you weren't.
41:16No, we actually weren't.
41:17We actually weren't.
41:18We were distracting.
41:18We weren't.
41:19If it's distractions you're worried about, Louie, bad news, I'm afraid.
41:24Oh, it's a carrot.
41:25It's a carrot.
41:26Let's get this past.
41:28Let's get this past.
41:28Let's get this past.
41:30Kerry Katone has passed on a girls' night in with Christine, and he's looking worryingly
41:34up for it.
41:35You all right?
41:35I'm good, darling.
41:37Baby boy.
41:38What's going on, baby?
41:38Are you all right, my darling?
41:40You're a little bubblegum girl.
41:42How was the date?
41:42Selling me pram ring.
41:44How was the date?
41:44Yeah, he was nice.
41:46He was a really nice lad.
41:47It was just so windy.
41:48Like, his nose was running, my eyes were streaming, yeah, his nipples look like this.
41:54It's not mine.
41:55Yeah, honestly.
41:56Angry nips, yeah.
41:57Yep, Louie's heard enough.
41:58He doesn't need a mental image of Dale's nipples right now.
42:01Man's got work to do.
42:02Are you actually fucking off as I sat down?
42:04I'm not leaving.
42:05Louie, I'll fucking ground you when you get in.
42:08Can I, um, can I grab you for a chat?
42:10Is that all right?
42:11Oh, he's good, isn't he?
42:12I can't believe you called that girl.
42:13He's so good.
42:14How are you doing?
42:16I'm good.
42:17How are you?
42:18Good.
42:19I've never seen a man move that fast on getting with a girl.
42:23He must be in Guinness Book of Records.
42:26I actually need the toilet, but I'll hold it for you.
42:28Right, you're too good.
42:30Yeah.
42:31Oh, the romance.
42:32It's like Chaucer's pen in his pick-up lines.
42:34I walk down the drive with Mark and Louie is sat there by himself, me in the middle.
42:39Tiny.
42:40And I'm like, I'm home.
42:41And he's like...
42:42Do you realise that's why he's doing this now?
42:44Do you think?
42:45Yeah.
42:46Oh, you think he's doing this too?
42:47On purpose, yeah.
42:48I've scouted.
42:49I've done my job scouting.
42:50I'm a good scout, like, looking.
42:51And I feel like you're probably the prettiest.
42:53You're probably the prettiest I've seen.
42:54Really?
42:55Yeah.
42:56That's a big statement.
42:57This is it, people.
42:58He's cranked up the graph-dometer to Max.
43:00And I think you're a really nice person.
43:01You definitely gave me the energy over there.
43:02Yeah.
43:03Which I like as well.
43:04I feel like you're quite cute.
43:05Thanks.
43:06I actually get a lot.
43:07I think you're quite a cute person.
43:08I love cute.
43:09I love cute.
43:10I love scouting.
43:11I'm a good scout.
43:12I'm a good scout, like, looking.
43:13And I feel like you're probably the prettiest.
43:15You're probably the prettiest I've seen.
43:16Really?
43:17Yeah.
43:18That's a big statement.
43:19This is it, people.
43:20I feel like you're quite a cute person.
43:21I actually get a lot.
43:22I think you're quite a cute person.
43:23I love cute.
43:24Listen to me.
43:25You're here for you.
43:26I know.
43:27This is your journey.
43:28I know.
43:29So ignore everybody else.
43:30This is for you.
43:31Don't let anything get in your way.
43:33Yeah.
43:34Unless you know something's gonna come with it.
43:35Yeah, exactly.
43:36Have a flirt.
43:37Enjoy yourself.
43:38Do you, babe?
43:39Do you?
43:40I'm very wise.
43:41You are very wise.
43:42You're very wise.
43:43Fucking old enough.
43:44No.
43:45I thought I wanted to teach you more on a 1v1 because I feel like I wanted to get to know if you're a bit of a vibe.
44:02And I feel like you are.
44:03Really?
44:04Why?
44:05I don't know.
44:06You're a bit mysterious.
44:07Maybe it's because I'm not good at reading people.
44:08Yeah, maybe because I'm not good at reading people.
44:09Can you help me read people?
44:10Myself?
44:11No.
44:12This girl is cute.
44:13I don't actually remember her name.
44:14But I'm here to date.
44:15So I'm about to put on that Louis charm.
44:17I'm not normally someone who kisses on...
44:18No, neither am I.
44:19...a first occasion.
44:20But I think...
44:21...I think...
44:22...I feel like I wanted to get to know if you're a bit of a vibe.
44:23I feel like you are.
44:24Really?
44:25Why?
44:26I don't know.
44:27You're a bit mysterious.
44:28Maybe it's because I'm not good at reading people.
44:29Yeah, maybe because I'm not good at reading people.
44:30Can you help me read people?
44:31Myself?
44:32No.
44:33This girl is cute.
44:34I don't actually remember her name.
44:35But I'm here to date.
44:36So I'm about to put on that Louis charm.
44:38I don't know anyone who kisses on...
44:39No, neither am I.
44:40...a first occasion.
44:41But I think...
44:42...with you, I'd like to do that.
44:45Wow.
44:46If you're lucky.
44:47I feel quite lucky though.
44:48Do you?
44:49Yeah.
44:50Irish luck.
44:51Irish luck.
44:52I've got the four-leaf clover.
44:54Is that what it is?
44:55Yeah.
44:56All right, perfect then.
44:57Where's the men?
44:59It's the most, like, dickless bar I've ever been in in my life.
45:02Like, we're basically here to support Louis.
45:04And that's just Louis.
45:05I know.
45:06We're here to watch Louis Graff, basically.
45:09So are we, Liv.
45:10And I hate to tell you, he's pretty damn good at it.
45:13Yeah?
45:14Yeah.
45:17Shit, the dirty dog's gone and done it.
45:23Oh, my God.
45:26Oh, shit.
45:27High on the taste.
45:28High on the taste of the sprays.
45:30High on the taste of the sprays.
45:33High on the taste.
45:36High on the taste of the sprays.
45:40Next week on Celebs Go Dating.
45:43Louis turns up the heat.
45:45Did you kiss her?
45:51Yeah.
45:52So you're just kissing everyone?
45:54But gets a cold reception at the brunch.
45:57What's gone on?
45:58Kissed the girl in the bar the night before he kissed me.
46:00The girl in the bar.
46:01Kissed another girl.
46:02Feeling very busy, Louis.
46:03Just take a break.
46:04And two new Celebs join the agency.
46:07Made in Chelsea, Sam Prince.
46:09Have you ever been to Chelsea?
46:10Where's it now?
46:11You'd like it.
46:12And the Mensa monster himself.
46:15Mark the Beast LaBette.
46:17As I modestly say, I'm a god amongst men when it comes to numbers.
46:20I don't know about you, but he's got me hard.
46:22Chase me.
46:23I want to just leave, man.
46:25We was agreed there.
46:26It just was a good day, Henry.
46:27Randy.
46:28Godν did.
46:29Out of my episode.
46:30Yeah, of course, it was an early therapy that we'd like before.
46:31The end was going to be one day before stimulating them.
46:32And he pushed towards the acceptance point another day after waiting for Chopper.
46:34The end was going to take appear on λ΄μΌ.
46:35awaiting ihm from home and saying, yeah.
46:36I'll see if they will O
46:46Doncots struggle until three of them.
46:48You can lend.
46:49I'll see.
46:50Like a giant ΡΠ°Π±ΠΎΡΠ°Π΅Ρ.
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