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Bethenny Frankel Wants to Get Married Again Because of Her Daughter

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00:00You know, everybody's always interested in dating and things like that.
00:03I know you said you have a nice roster of guys.
00:05Does Florida have that as well?
00:07Is dating even front brain for you?
00:10Is it on the forefront?
00:12This is, so I have not, I've not been intimate.
00:16I've been celibate.
00:17I think that's the definition of celibate for seven months and counting.
00:22I don't, if I've been on, I don't know, one to two dates in seven months, it's a lot.
00:29Like, I don't even remember.
00:30I can't remember.
00:32Okay.
00:34But here's why.
00:36And yes, I'm not saying I'm, I mean, I am a supermodel actually by definition now, but
00:41like, I'm not saying I think of myself as some like, you know, hot commodity, but I do have
00:47several men pursuing me and like, they have assigned on me what they think.
00:56Like, they think we'd be great for each other.
00:59So they're trying to sort of push me to go out with them.
01:02But I know that either they're too short, too tall, too, they don't, they're not successful
01:10enough in their career.
01:12They don't live in a place I want to live or visit.
01:14Like, I get to choose.
01:16And in the past, the reason I've been so shitty at relationships is because you get in a car
01:22that's going the wrong direction, but you get in anyway when you're younger.
01:25Because your friends will say, just go, have fun.
01:29Like, try it.
01:30Like, I don't want to go and just have fun.
01:32If I already know that the person is 14 years younger than I am or 12 years younger than
01:36I am, because they've been pushing me to go out.
01:38And it can be tempting.
01:39I've almost gone.
01:40And I'm like, wait, I don't want to go out with someone 12 years younger because I don't
01:44want to sleep with or date someone 12 years younger.
01:46I don't want to get on that road.
01:47So the reason I've been celibate for seven months is because I've been so strict on this
01:53dating diet, like, so discerning.
01:56There's a very good-looking, very wealthy, very successful guy, a breadcrumb guy, as I
02:02describe them.
02:03It's either a breadcrumber or a love bomber.
02:05Those are the two.
02:06There's nobody in between.
02:08I have love bombers or breadcrumbers.
02:09So this guy, yesterday, reaches out to me, calls me, because he's, whatever.
02:16And then he says to me that he lives nearby and why don't I stop by?
02:21Okay, like, no.
02:22I was with my daughter and she was like, what are you going to do with me?
02:24Leave me on the side of the road?
02:25And he knew I was with her, too, because he ended up seeing us.
02:28So then, and this is a real text that I sent yesterday.
02:31Then he says, well, I'm usually just working at home.
02:33I live right near there, like, as if it's a draw, because he lives, like, in a fancy house
02:37near town.
02:38I'm like, I have my own fancy.
02:39Like, okay.
02:40So he says, he says, I'm often working around Zooms, but if you want to stop by, we could
02:49go grab a coffee.
02:51First of all, I was thinking many people find me successful, too.
02:55Like, I work, too, by most standards.
02:58You f***ing idiot.
02:59And so he said, if you want to stop by, and I texted this exact text, this very successful,
03:05wealthy person who's dated celebrities.
03:07I said this.
03:08I said, if you want to get together, let me know.
03:13I'm sure you have many stop by and watch you work, girls.
03:18Not this one.
03:19And they responded back, you're very funny.
03:23I guess I'm a breadcrumb guy.
03:24And it's like, get the f*** out of here.
03:27There was another one that I posted about, texting, pen pal, I'm their journal.
03:32I just got here.
03:33I just went there.
03:34What are you up to?
03:34Then you tell them what they're up to.
03:36Now we're back and forth.
03:37I don't give a s***.
03:38Do you want to go out or not?
03:40Otherwise, get off my timeline.
03:42Scram.
03:43So I'm not wasting any time with any of this bulls***.
03:47Yeah.
03:47Unless it's a bullseye, I'd rather be alone with a vibrator.
03:51I've got my can, I've got my friends, I've got my house, I've got my friggin' cocktails.
03:55Get out of here.
03:57Go away.
03:58I love it.
03:58If you do hit that bullseye eventually, do you want to get married again?
04:05Sure.
04:06Maybe I want it for my daughter.
04:08I want it for my daughter.
04:10We had a family scare this week with my dogs and like the four of us are a little quarantined
04:16and she's like, I love my mom and I love my family.
04:18I want it for her.
04:20But I'm not going to do it for the long reason.
04:23You know what I mean?
04:24Sure.
04:24But we're not, I'm not leaving the house unless, in every aspect, like I said, I'm not leaving
04:31the house for work unless it's worth it.
04:33I'm not leaving my house for the date unless it's worth it.
04:35I'm not going unless it's worth it.
04:37We go or we stay home.
04:39Those are the options.
04:40And I'm not going in the middle.
04:41I'm not going at the 40-year-old washboard ab Italian who keeps telling me that I need
04:46an Italian in my life.
04:47I'm like, no, I need someone who has a five in front of their age.
04:51Get the f*** at me.
04:52Definitely.

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