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Jacked Janitor Vs Golden Boy - Full Movie
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00:00:01Drink trash, trash boy.
00:00:03You think you can hang with us?
00:00:05You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school.
00:00:08You're nothing.
00:00:10What are you going to do about it?
00:00:12I'm strong, rich, handsome.
00:00:14I'm like Batman, except better.
00:00:17My parents are still alive.
00:00:23Stop, Paxton. Stop or I'll tell.
00:00:25Look, orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him.
00:00:36I don't need your help, Angie.
00:00:38I could have handled this by myself.
00:00:40You're an idiot, Jack. A big dumb idiot.
00:00:46One day I'll be stronger than you.
00:00:48One day you're going to be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock.
00:00:55That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock.
00:01:01On tonight's win, clinching the Asian Continental title
00:01:04from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov.
00:01:07Sore to say, Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym
00:01:11so that he can pursue the North American title.
00:01:19Hey, Jack. Sun's up. Toilets ain't gonna clean themselves.
00:01:22Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:01:25Anything you'd like to say to your-
00:01:26For any of you losers thinking of settling scores,
00:01:29now's your chance.
00:01:31Good. Fucking. Luck.
00:01:34Someday soon, Golden Boy.
00:01:37This poor orphan is gonna take you down.
00:01:43Hey, kid. How you doing?
00:01:44Hey, come with me for a sec. We got you a present.
00:01:48Really?
00:01:49Yeah, come on.
00:01:51You remember my birthday?
00:01:52Yeah, of course I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:01:56Open up, boys.
00:01:57There you go, kid. Happy birthday.
00:02:01You know.
00:02:02Really?
00:02:03Yeah, come on.
00:02:04You remember my birthday?
00:02:06Yeah, of course.
00:02:07I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:09Open up, boys.
00:02:18There you go, Kenny.
00:02:19Happy birthday.
00:02:20You know.
00:02:21I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy.
00:02:23You know that, Vic?
00:02:24No, you won't.
00:02:25I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy.
00:02:28You willing to lose your frickin' job?
00:02:30Hm?
00:02:31Is that why you're here, Vic?
00:02:32To fire me?
00:02:35Nah, you ain't with my time, kid.
00:02:37I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:40Will you give it up?
00:02:41She's not gonna go for scum like you.
00:02:46What the hell, Vic?
00:02:50What the hell, Vic?
00:02:52AJ, you know, we was just having some fun.
00:02:55Isn't that right?
00:02:56Oh, wow.
00:02:57I mean, are you ready for our date or what?
00:02:58Come on, Vic.
00:02:59I'm not going anywhere with you.
00:03:00Apologize to Jack right now.
00:03:03There's no life.
00:03:04He's the help.
00:03:05I swear to God.
00:03:06Vic, apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:10so everyone here can see your teeny weenie.
00:03:14That's funny.
00:03:15That's funny.
00:03:16Excuse me.
00:03:20Hey!
00:03:21I'm sorry.
00:03:22What a jerk.
00:03:23Did he hurt you?
00:03:24What the hell, Angie?
00:03:25How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?
00:03:26I can fight my own freaking battles.
00:03:27After all these years, you're still just a big dumb idiot.
00:03:42Angie.
00:03:43Angie.
00:03:47Get your shit together, Jack.
00:03:48You don't have any real friends.
00:03:50They think you're all weak.
00:03:52We can handle you.
00:03:53Frank Vanom.
00:03:54Paxton Whitlock.
00:03:55On tonight's win.
00:03:56Clutching.
00:03:57I'm gonna show them all.
00:04:01I can beat Paxton Whitlock.
00:04:03Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is.
00:04:08You really shouldn't do that in the dark.
00:04:11And...
00:04:12Told you.
00:04:17Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:04:20Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:22I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
00:04:27Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo.
00:04:29He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament.
00:04:32Good to meet you, though.
00:04:37You...
00:04:38You need a new mop?
00:04:40You don't know who I am?
00:04:42Am I supposed to?
00:04:43You're a janitor.
00:04:45I can't believe it.
00:04:46I mean, he bullied me for years.
00:04:47He forgot me.
00:04:48Good...
00:04:50Luck.
00:04:51I should interview more often.
00:04:52Camera.
00:04:54He makes my job.
00:04:55He hasn't changed at all.
00:04:56He's still obsessed with himself.
00:04:59Oh, my God!
00:05:01Paxton!
00:05:02Angie?
00:05:03How are you doing?
00:05:04How come he remembers Angie?
00:05:05How have you been?
00:05:06I haven't seen you since college.
00:05:07Broke some records, broke some hearts.
00:05:09You know how it is.
00:05:11God, you look amazing.
00:05:13By the way, have you seen your dad?
00:05:15Your dad.
00:05:18All right, gym bunnies and gym rats.
00:05:20Listen up.
00:05:21Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments.
00:05:25Our gym is gonna be his home while he's touring North America.
00:05:30As a welcome, we're gonna have ourselves a little competition.
00:05:33Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring.
00:05:36I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fight.
00:05:40This could be my opportunity to show with Paxton once and for all.
00:05:46Let's get it on!
00:05:47Come on!
00:06:07You're next.
00:06:09He's challenging me?
00:06:10Does he remember who I am?
00:06:12Looks like you're up, Todd.
00:06:15Paxton!
00:06:16Hey!
00:06:17Don't act like you don't know me.
00:06:18I challenge you to a single elimination death match.
00:06:21Winner gets Enzo's sponsorship.
00:06:23The loser leaves his gym for good.
00:06:27What?
00:06:28What's so funny?
00:06:32You're a twig, man.
00:06:34I'd destroy you.
00:06:35Why don't you make yourself useful?
00:06:36And wash my gym shorts.
00:06:38See?
00:06:39I left them in the locker room on the floor.
00:06:41Cause...
00:06:46Alright, alright!
00:06:47Come on!
00:06:48Jack, cut it out!
00:06:49Paxton is a mega successful world class fighter.
00:06:52And the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune.
00:06:54You apologize right now or you're fired, boy!
00:06:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:59Did you say Jack?
00:07:01So you finally remembered who I am?
00:07:05Eh...
00:07:06Doesn't ring a bell.
00:07:08You're dead!
00:07:09Oh, yeah?
00:07:10And, uh...
00:07:11How do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?
00:07:14Ha ha!
00:07:15Ha ha!
00:07:16We gotta go!
00:07:17Whoa!
00:07:18We got it!
00:07:19We got it!
00:07:20We got it!
00:07:21Ah!
00:07:30You want me?
00:07:31Come and get me!
00:07:32Careful there.
00:07:40You might tire yourself out.
00:07:41Shut up.
00:07:47I thought you hit harder than that.
00:07:48Oh, you asked for it, you animal cake.
00:07:59Dick.
00:08:02You're going to regret turning me down, Ange.
00:08:07Dick Michelson always gets what he wants.
00:08:12What do you say, Ange?
00:08:14Are you going to make an honest man for me?
00:08:19What are you doing?
00:08:20Go out there!
00:08:26I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser.
00:08:30I can't believe my scrawny janitor is a hunk.
00:08:33Help!
00:08:34I mean a text!
00:08:35Ange?
00:08:36My dear, sweet, beautiful Ange.
00:08:43What happened?
00:08:44Who did this to you?
00:08:45It was those fucking rat robes.
00:08:49What are you doing laying around?
00:08:51Go after them!
00:08:53What happened?
00:08:56It was Vic.
00:08:57He's a monster.
00:08:59Vic?
00:09:00My chief investor?
00:09:01Who the hell were those guys?
00:09:07Vic's men.
00:09:08I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.
00:09:11Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg.
00:09:14There's just more jerk underneath.
00:09:16Guess you'd know all about that.
00:09:17You want to go another round?
00:09:18I don't see why not.
00:09:19I don't see why not.
00:09:20I don't see why not.
00:09:21I don't see why not.
00:09:22I don't see why not.
00:09:23I don't see why not.
00:09:24I don't see why not.
00:09:25I don't see why not.
00:09:26Hey, Jack.
00:09:27From this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.
00:09:28What?
00:09:29Are you firing me?
00:09:30Enzo, you can't fire me.
00:09:32What?
00:09:33No, knucklehead.
00:09:34I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.
00:09:37Who's going to mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:40Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.
00:09:44Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:45No, you can't do that.
00:09:46I'm the fighter you sponsored.
00:09:47I won that fight.
00:09:48Just settle down over there.
00:09:50There's nothing in the rules says a gym can't sponsor two fighters.
00:09:54I think Jack proved himself very capable.
00:09:57Plus, think about it.
00:09:59The rags to riches story.
00:10:01A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title.
00:10:05He's going to make us a lot of money.
00:10:07What about me?
00:10:08You're both going to make us a lot of money.
00:10:10And I'm going to need it since we lost our chief investor.
00:10:13Okay.
00:10:14I'll do it.
00:10:15So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.
00:10:16Try it, punk.
00:10:17Hey, boys.
00:10:18I've got a paper to ask.
00:10:19I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.
00:10:20Would either of you be interested?
00:10:21It'd be an honor.
00:10:22I won't let you down.
00:10:23That's perfect.
00:10:24You're both hired.
00:10:25Both of us.
00:10:26Oh, we are going to be one.
00:10:27Oh, we are going to be one.
00:10:28Oh, we are going to be one.
00:10:29Oh, we are going to be one.
00:10:30Oh, we're going to be one.
00:10:31Oh, we're going to be one.
00:10:32Oh, we're going to be one.
00:10:33Oh, we're going to be one.
00:10:34Oh, we're going to be one.
00:10:35Oh.
00:10:36It's perfect.
00:10:37You're both hired.
00:10:38Both of us.
00:10:40Oh, we are going to be one big, happy family.
00:10:48She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:49You're teaching her nonsense.
00:10:50What are you two doing?
00:10:52Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me.
00:10:55She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:57Stop swinging your dicks around and talk like functional dolls.
00:11:05Okay, I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:11:10You want to learn to fight, right? So let me teach you the right way.
00:11:15Well reasoned, Jack.
00:11:17She wants to learn self-defense, not professional fighting, you idiot.
00:11:19Hey, don't.
00:11:22Okay, it doesn't really make sense the style we're teaching her, you know?
00:11:27It's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:29Jack's right.
00:11:32So go on, teach me. You're my trainers, right? So give me a demonstration.
00:11:46Alright, I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:11:48And it's going to come in handy when you face a larger opponent.
00:11:50As a woman, you know, I'm sure they pin your hands down.
00:11:54So...
00:11:59Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:12:07Alright, Angie. So when we're in this position, what you're going to want to do is you're going to want to go...
00:12:11What is going on here?
00:12:13We were just...
00:12:14You know what?
00:12:15I don't want to know.
00:12:16I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.
00:12:17Here's 500 bucks.
00:12:18Paxton, take him across town to the Tournament HQ.
00:12:19Show him how to sign up.
00:12:20Right away, sir.
00:12:21You snoozy lose, hot boy.
00:12:22Hey!
00:12:23So...
00:12:24I guess we'll just continue our lessons another time?
00:12:25Maybe we could meet up tonight.
00:12:26At 7 p.m.
00:12:27At the pre-tournament investors banquet.
00:12:28Kind of seems like a weird place to continue the training, though.
00:12:29I don't know.
00:12:30I don't know.
00:12:31I don't know.
00:12:32I don't know.
00:12:33I don't know.
00:12:34I don't know.
00:12:35I don't know.
00:12:36I don't know.
00:12:37I don't know.
00:12:38I don't know.
00:12:39I don't know.
00:12:40I don't know.
00:12:41I don't know.
00:12:42I don't know.
00:12:43But I don't know.
00:12:44I don't know.
00:12:45I don't know.
00:12:46I don't know.
00:12:47But I'm sure we'll just continue our lessons some other time.
00:12:50Maybe we could meet up tonight.
00:12:51At 7 p.m.
00:12:52At the pre-tournament investors banquet.
00:12:53Kinda seems like a weird place to continue the training.
00:12:56That's not why I'm asking you to come.
00:13:00Is Angie really asking me out?
00:13:03Yo!
00:13:04Let's go!
00:13:05I'll be there
00:13:08Don't be late
00:13:10Look man
00:13:13I don't like you
00:13:15And you don't like me
00:13:16We've established that, okay?
00:13:17So let's just go in there
00:13:18And make this as quick as possible
00:13:19Why?
00:13:20What's the hurry?
00:13:21You got a date or something?
00:13:24With Angie?
00:13:25Get out of town
00:13:26Sounds like you're jealous
00:13:27Jealous?
00:13:28Dude, been there, done that
00:13:30You know I'm not really into
00:13:31Reheating leftovers
00:13:32He used to date Angie?
00:13:34And besides
00:13:35We both know you'll fumble that either way
00:13:37I will not
00:13:39Whoa, whoa
00:13:41No, no, no, no
00:13:42That's the entrance for veteran fighters
00:13:43Alright, where did the rookies sign?
00:13:48What?
00:13:49It's locked
00:13:50Eventually?
00:13:55My date with Angie's at 7
00:13:56I'm gonna miss it
00:13:56And
00:13:57Fumble
00:14:04Well, well, well
00:14:11Hey, Luigi
00:14:12Look at the fart blue in
00:14:14Hey, man
00:14:15I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:14:17You're registering for the tournament?
00:14:19You look like you couldn't bench press a fly
00:14:21You look like a little boy
00:14:22You making fun of me?
00:14:24Duh
00:14:24You ride here on the short bus?
00:14:26Booyah
00:14:28We'll prove his luck a little bit
00:14:29Oh, what the
00:14:34That's it
00:14:36Whoa
00:14:39Looks like he actually can bench press a fly
00:14:42I don't need a tournament
00:14:44To freaking rip those stupid mustaches
00:14:46Off your fucking faces
00:14:47How you gonna register without any money?
00:14:49Yo, your back pocket
00:14:50Huh?
00:14:51Yeah
00:14:51Oh, shit
00:14:55Wait
00:15:02Wait
00:15:03I need to find that kid faster
00:15:12Or I'm gonna miss my date with Angie
00:15:14Enzo
00:15:17Maybe I can just ask him for the money
00:15:19He'll understand, right?
00:15:21You're fired!
00:15:23And you can forget about taking my daughter on a dance!
00:15:26That's a bad idea
00:15:27Angie
00:15:29Maybe you saw the money
00:15:31What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:15:35I deserve someone hotter
00:15:36Richer
00:15:37And better
00:15:38Than you
00:15:39Yo
00:15:40You looking for me?
00:15:44Ugh
00:15:44Ugh
00:15:48Jesus, man
00:15:54What the fuck?
00:15:55That's a strong reaction
00:15:56But looking for you
00:15:57What's wrong?
00:15:59I might have lost my money
00:16:00Oh, you what?
00:16:04Dude, Enzo's gonna kill you
00:16:05It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:16:06I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking
00:16:08Wow, what an Oliver Twist, right?
00:16:09All right
00:16:10I'll take pity on you
00:16:12How much you need?
00:16:12I don't need your money, man
00:16:14I'm gonna find the kid
00:16:15I don't need a freaking handout from you
00:16:16All right
00:16:17Whatever you say, dog
00:16:19Think, Jack
00:16:22Think
00:16:22A kid
00:16:23Kind of reminds me of myself at his age
00:16:25There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble
00:16:30He really is just like me
00:16:40Listen
00:16:41My parents own a satellite imaging company
00:16:43They said we can find the kid at
00:16:46Oh
00:16:47Nice job
00:16:49Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:52Let's beat that job
00:16:53Wait
00:16:58We can't
00:16:59He's just a kid
00:16:59We can't beat him up
00:17:00He's a thief
00:17:01He's a woman
00:17:03Just like I was
00:17:07He's probably an orphan too
00:17:10Homeless
00:17:10He needs the money more than I do
00:17:14Wait, did you hear you said
00:17:16A homeless orphan?
00:17:18Let him keep it
00:17:25Honestly, yeah
00:17:26He reminds me of someone
00:17:28I've left that part of me way behind
00:17:32Has Paxton changed?
00:17:35Besides man, beating up homeless kids was so 10 years ago for me
00:17:44Got better shit to do now
00:17:45Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits
00:17:49All right
00:17:50Well, I'm about to dip
00:17:51By the way
00:17:54Don't you have that date?
00:17:59Shit
00:17:59I still need to register
00:18:01No, no, no, no, no, wait
00:18:04Please
00:18:04I need to secure my spot in the tournament
00:18:07Here
00:18:07I know it's not enough money
00:18:09Look, baby, save it
00:18:10We've already closed up shop for the season
00:18:12But I was here the whole time you were on break
00:18:13I was waiting outside
00:18:15You can't close now
00:18:15It's out of my hands
00:18:16I sought the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there
00:18:19Shit
00:18:23Not those guys again
00:18:25Hey
00:18:27Wait up
00:18:28Look who it is
00:18:31Shake, covered, stick, man
00:18:33So what do you want?
00:18:36A challenge
00:18:37If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers
00:18:39What if you lose, huh?
00:18:43What could you even offer?
00:18:45Where did she come from?
00:18:56Grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind
00:18:58Give me that shit
00:18:59Get out of here
00:19:00Finally
00:19:07Now I can prove to the world I can beat
00:19:09Axton Whitlock
00:19:10Hello, Angie?
00:19:17Where are you, Jack?
00:19:18Vic is here and I need your help
00:19:20Come on
00:19:24Stay right there
00:19:26Angie!
00:19:36There you are
00:19:39I'm sorry
00:19:40You left me waiting
00:19:41You look beautiful
00:19:45I got caught up at the tournament sign-ups
00:19:48And, you know
00:19:48Bunch of crazy shit
00:19:50But
00:19:50Where the hell is Vic?
00:19:53It's alright now
00:19:54Did he touch you?
00:19:55He got scared off
00:19:56Did he hurt you?
00:19:57It's fine
00:19:58He got scared off
00:20:00But I'm sure
00:20:02You want me to wear this
00:20:03I mean, red is so not my cover
00:20:05Oh, hey, you got the voucher?
00:20:10Thanks
00:20:10What is he doing here?
00:20:14I thought this was our date, Angie
00:20:15Wait, you thought I meant like a romantic date?
00:20:19I'm so sorry, Jack
00:20:23It's just that
00:20:24With it being the investors' banquet
00:20:25I just wanted some protection
00:20:26In case Vic tried something tonight
00:20:28And so when you were late
00:20:29I called Paxton
00:20:31Look, no need to explain, Angie
00:20:32It's alright
00:20:33It's clear
00:20:34Of the two of us
00:20:35I'm just
00:20:35The more reliable
00:20:36It's fine, right?
00:20:40Everything is fine
00:20:41Double the date
00:20:42It's double the protection
00:20:44Right?
00:20:45And double the fun
00:20:47So
00:20:49What do you say?
00:20:52Yeah
00:20:52Fine
00:20:53As you wish
00:20:55Alright
00:20:56Go on
00:20:57Here
00:21:01Use the shed to change
00:21:03May you hand the ballroom after?
00:21:06Yes, ma'am
00:21:06You are such a kiss-ass
00:21:13I think she likes it
00:21:14No
00:21:15She likes me, man
00:21:16Briefs?
00:21:24What?
00:21:24What's wrong with the briefs?
00:21:26I like to keep the boys all supported
00:21:28What do you wear?
00:21:30Baggy boxers?
00:21:38He does wear baggy
00:21:39You know, man
00:21:40You knew this was me and Angie's date
00:21:42And yet you still showed up
00:21:43Yeah, well
00:21:45It's not my fault
00:21:46Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy
00:21:48Look, dude
00:21:49If you want to be a little bitch about it
00:21:51I think I'm just gonna go ask Angie for a dance
00:21:53Right now
00:21:55Right now?
00:21:56She'd never dance with you
00:21:57You think so?
00:21:59We used to dance a lot back in college
00:22:01If you forgot
00:22:03We used to love
00:22:04Dancing
00:22:05Real
00:22:06Dirty
00:22:09Dirty dancing
00:22:12Hey!
00:22:15Give me back my pants!
00:22:16Hey!
00:22:17Give me back my
00:22:17Pants
00:22:20Pants
00:22:23Shit!
00:22:28What should I do now?
00:22:45What are you wearing?
00:22:46I can explain
00:22:48Wow!
00:22:49Where did you get that outfit?
00:22:50On clearance from the dumpster store?
00:22:52Or
00:22:52Well, I think it's perfect
00:22:55Thanks, Angie
00:22:56I couldn't agree more, sweetheart
00:23:00Tell us the whole story in one look
00:23:02Rags to riches
00:23:04Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:23:07We're gonna make so much money tonight
00:23:10Alright
00:23:12You guys stay put
00:23:13I'll be right back with some, uh
00:23:15Investors to schmoes
00:23:17You look beautiful, baby
00:23:18Aw, thanks, Doug
00:23:19Angie Bianchi
00:23:25No
00:23:26He's about to make a move
00:23:27May I have this dance?
00:23:29Wow
00:23:34Um
00:23:35Angie, before you decide anything
00:23:37Just know that Paxton is an animal
00:23:39He's trying to get in your pants, you know?
00:23:41And I like
00:23:41You were both my dates
00:23:44Right?
00:23:46And I guess
00:23:47I would just have to dance with both of you
00:23:59Jack, come on
00:24:13Jack, come on
00:24:27I'm the investor, I gotta introduce you to you
00:24:28No, what are you doing, man?
00:24:30Come on, come on, let's go
00:24:30What was that?
00:24:35I was just feeling the moment
00:24:36Really?
00:24:38That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me
00:24:40What?
00:24:41Angie, I've cared for you, you know that
00:24:44Hey, what's wrong?
00:24:46I want you to stop bullying Jack
00:24:47There was a full suit in the bag I gave him
00:24:50Where's the pants, huh?
00:24:52Angie, I'll miss him
00:24:56What are you doing, pretty lady?
00:25:07Mind if I take a tournament dance floor
00:25:08Or would you rather just skip to coming home with me, huh?
00:25:10All right, Jack, this is Cynthia
00:25:15She's the president of the tournament rules committee
00:25:17This is the man I've been telling you about
00:25:20The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:25:23Come on, Jack, introduce yourself
00:25:25Hi, it's good to have you
00:25:26He smells like a dirty old diaper
00:25:29I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper
00:25:36All right, now hold on
00:25:37Jack's a great fighter
00:25:39He might even take on Paxton one day
00:25:41This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:47That would be a brand image disaster
00:25:49This kind does not deserve to be in our tournament
00:25:53The public life is for the rich
00:25:56Hey, you think you could be our friend?
00:26:03You don't belong with us
00:26:04Cynthia, he's a good fighter
00:26:08He's a good kid
00:26:09Hey, man
00:26:12Hey, so get soft, man
00:26:14Maybe they're all right about me
00:26:23I don't belong here
00:26:25I don't belong anywhere
00:26:28He's grabbed the fucking girl
00:26:35Come on
00:26:35Help! Help! Somebody help me! Help!
00:26:38Angie?
00:26:45Jackie, my boy
00:26:46How you doing, kid?
00:26:48I hope you already ate
00:26:49Since I, you know, I ran out of dog food
00:26:52What's up, honey?
00:26:56Oh, Paxton
00:26:58Enzo here was just telling you the most hilarious little joke
00:27:02He says that little gingerbread that he's been carting around
00:27:05Has what it takes to beat you
00:27:07Yeah, I don't know about all that
00:27:08But I'll tell you one thing about him
00:27:10He's got more drive and follow-through in his right hook
00:27:13Than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life
00:27:15Paxton!
00:27:16I never
00:27:18If he wants to fight me
00:27:19I say let him fight me
00:27:21I'm the best in the world
00:27:22I determine who's a worthy opponent or not
00:27:25So believe me when I say that that kid
00:27:27There is no one else like him
00:27:30What do you want with Angie?
00:27:35Is it obvious?
00:27:37I'm gonna take it to city hard
00:27:38I'm a man
00:27:38Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho
00:27:42Look at the corners on this fucking floor sweep
00:27:45You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:27:49I'm off the floor with two guys earlier
00:27:51What's doing that, Vic?
00:27:53Three?
00:27:54Yeah
00:27:54Three more times, huh?
00:27:56This guy's funny
00:27:57I'll be sure to write that in your obituary
00:28:00Get this motherfucker now!
00:28:02Let's go
00:28:03All right
00:28:08What's two more times?
00:28:13Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:28:15Cynthia could have been our windfall investor
00:28:17Why'd you piss her off?
00:28:19Me?
00:28:20I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's time
00:28:24You should be thanking me
00:28:25Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:28:29Okay, okay
00:28:30Wow
00:28:30Enough, enough
00:28:31Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie
00:28:33You seen them around anyway?
00:28:41Angie, you all right in there?
00:28:43It's a little cramped
00:28:44But I'm doing fine
00:28:45What a great performance
00:28:48But let's get real
00:28:50You're alone
00:28:51And you ain't invincible
00:28:54Where's Angie?
00:29:06She's in the trunk, man
00:29:07I got this
00:29:08Hey, shut up
00:29:09I need you on my six
00:29:10Angie!
00:29:22Hey, boys
00:29:23Care to give me a hand?
00:29:27I'll try
00:29:27I think a thank you is in order
00:29:33If you two had actually protected me
00:29:35Like I hired you two instead of bickering all night
00:29:38You could have avoided this whole mess
00:29:40But yeah
00:29:41Thanks
00:29:42I don't give a shit if you're sleeping
00:29:46Wake the fuck up!
00:29:56It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes
00:29:58Until next time
00:30:01Is this your beer?
00:30:08Look, she's right, you know
00:30:20Angie's off limits for the both of us
00:30:23Until the tournament is over
00:30:24No, man
00:30:25But what about
00:30:26We got a tournament to fight
00:30:27All right, crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge
00:30:31Trust me, we got enough to deal with
00:30:33Without being at each other's throats
00:30:34What do you say?
00:30:36Deal?
00:30:38Truce
00:30:39I'm still gonna beat you one day
00:30:41We'll get our fight
00:30:44In time
00:30:46Okay, I got money to spend
00:30:50A janitor that needs to be taken out with the fucking trash
00:30:53It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:30:55All right, you ready?
00:31:00Mm-hmm
00:31:01Okay
00:31:02Is that too hard?
00:31:04No, I'm fine
00:31:05What?
00:31:06Not some fragile princess
00:31:08I got stamina
00:31:09Wait, is Angie flirting with me?
00:31:14Oh, God
00:31:17Am I flirting back?
00:31:19Angie's off limits for the both of us
00:31:21Until the tournament is over
00:31:22We're good
00:31:24Where are you going?
00:31:25I need to take a shower
00:31:26Bye
00:31:30Well, that didn't work
00:31:40What's going on?
00:31:51Tournament announced the first round of fights
00:31:53Ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:31:57I hope it's him
00:31:58Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round
00:32:02And the unlucky bad thing is
00:32:05What?
00:32:10What's wrong?
00:32:12I had no clue he got out so soon
00:32:14Dude
00:32:15You're fighting Andre Giganti
00:32:17Wait, wait, wait
00:32:18Who's Andre?
00:32:21Pack it up, Andre
00:32:22Looks like you're a free man once again
00:32:25Most people that get in the ring with Andre Giganti
00:32:30Don't come out alive
00:32:32Come off of it, man
00:32:34You're just trying to scare me
00:32:35It's gotta be myth
00:32:36Right?
00:32:40Right?
00:32:41Well, you know what I always do
00:32:43When I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me
00:32:46I go to the spa
00:32:51I've never been to one, you know
00:32:55Dude, let me talk
00:32:56You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:33:06Where does it say that?
00:33:07You're gonna get heat stroked, dude
00:33:09You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:33:11Okay, well
00:33:13It's your funeral
00:33:14Finally
00:33:18Paxton
00:33:22If that's you, man
00:33:24Close the door
00:33:25You're letting out all the hot air
00:33:26He's so annoying
00:33:27And you are?
00:33:31Andre Giganti
00:33:32Is the last man you'll ever see
00:33:34Andre Giganti
00:33:37Is the last man you'll ever see
00:33:39No!
00:33:40No!
00:33:41Hey!
00:33:42I'm trapped in here!
00:33:43Angie!
00:33:44Action!
00:33:48Man, spa day was a good idea
00:33:50Oh, thanks
00:33:52You know, I
00:33:53I think Jack's really enjoying himself
00:33:56Who knows with that guy
00:33:57Where is he, by the way?
00:33:59He's Zach
00:34:00Help!
00:34:03He's sweating it out in the sauna
00:34:05Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed
00:34:07When he's in there
00:34:08What a weirdo, right?
00:34:09I hate to have Nick Paxton's right
00:34:12I hate to have Nick Paxton's right
00:34:12Why can't they hear me?
00:34:18Are they flirting?
00:34:21Oh, I think
00:34:22I'm gonna die
00:34:24Angie?
00:34:25I tried to tell him
00:34:32A lot of guys prefer to go to me
00:34:33Angie!
00:34:35What the hell happened?
00:34:42Hey!
00:34:43All right, man?
00:34:44Let's go
00:34:45So Andre tried to kill Jack
00:34:51That's what he says
00:34:52I mean, he was delirious, but
00:34:55I believe you
00:34:56I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage
00:35:00Accidents
00:35:01In the ring and elsewhere
00:35:04But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously
00:35:07And I know you didn't pay Andre
00:35:09It doesn't matter who hired him
00:35:11I'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring
00:35:13Jack, let me handle this
00:35:15All right, if Andre really is an assassin
00:35:17We can use my parents' resources to gather-
00:35:19I don't need you to solve my problems for me, money bag
00:35:21Dude, is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:35:26Whatever, man
00:35:26You said someone would need to see Jack as competition to want to kill him, right?
00:35:33What if it isn't tournament competition?
00:35:38Where you getting at?
00:35:41I think I know who's got it out for Jack
00:35:49Gotcha, bitch
00:35:53You're being an idiot again, Jack
00:36:14A big dumb idiot
00:36:21I've gotta handle this myself
00:36:24You know, it's my first fight in the tournament and I've got a lot to prove
00:36:28What will it prove if you're dead?
00:36:35Angie's off limits for the both of us
00:36:37Until the tournament is over
00:36:38I gotta take a shower
00:36:40Stop
00:36:41Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:36:48That sauna thing really scared me
00:36:49What if I lost you?
00:36:51I don't need your help, Angie
00:36:52No one can do everything themselves
00:36:54Vic wants to kill you because you helped me
00:36:57The least you could do is talk to me
00:36:59Hey, Jack
00:37:01You ready to go?
00:37:02Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed
00:37:12Can I ask you a question?
00:37:15What's with the whole third person shtick?
00:37:17Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:37:18Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for
00:37:24Yeah, whatever
00:37:25A gift
00:37:32Place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist
00:37:38One punch to the chest
00:37:39And the unlucky son of a bitch is gonna stop breathing
00:37:42Permanently
00:37:44If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring
00:38:07There's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock
00:38:09Ladies and gentlemen here in the broad
00:38:12We're streaming live from the Boyle Hikes Fighting Pits
00:38:16You've all heard the rumors
00:38:20They do him no injustice
00:38:22Introducing in this corner
00:38:24The reigning Reaper of the Ring
00:38:27Andre Gigante
00:38:29Ladies and gentlemen
00:38:31A slight change of plans
00:38:33Turns out Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening
00:38:37No, no, what are you doing?
00:38:38Dude, stop
00:38:39Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong
00:38:41Fuck
00:38:45Oof, caught you red-handed
00:38:48Or should I say
00:38:49Heavy-handed
00:38:51You alright?
00:39:06I don't care that he cheated
00:39:08I just
00:39:08I wanted to win
00:39:11I needed to win Angie
00:39:13Jack
00:39:14It's okay that you got help
00:39:17I had help
00:39:17Knowing you were out there watching me
00:39:20That sounded a lot less won't be in my head
00:39:25Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower
00:39:42I can help with him
00:39:44Hey Jack
00:39:54You see the look on your face when I saved your ass?
00:39:57It's fucking priceless, man
00:39:59Uh, I know Andre got disqualified
00:40:02But, uh, there's still a participation trophy
00:40:05If you still wanna
00:40:06Jack?
00:40:08All right, Andre
00:40:21Show me what you got
00:40:23Come on
00:40:23That was great
00:40:37Really, just
00:40:39Except for the shitty form
00:40:40And clumsy execution
00:40:41Come on, I'll talk
00:40:43That's uncalled for, man
00:40:43You wanted to teach your street fighting
00:40:45Right
00:40:46Right
00:40:46Yet you're
00:40:46Taking it easy with
00:40:48With kid gloves
00:40:48I wanted to lie
00:40:49Why don't you try that on me?
00:40:54All right
00:40:54Let's go
00:40:55Go
00:40:56Come on, man
00:40:57Are you serious?
00:41:01No
00:41:01Hey, hey
00:41:02I'm okay
00:41:03Sorry
00:41:04Did I take it too far?
00:41:05Because, uh
00:41:06Vic won't use restraint
00:41:07I'm not mistaken
00:41:09I want to try again
00:41:11No, Terrence
00:41:12Relax
00:41:14Boys
00:41:16In my office
00:41:17Call came in this morning
00:41:26Your next match
00:41:27Arizona
00:41:29Wait, what are you saying?
00:41:31You two are gonna road trip together
00:41:32Just the two of you
00:41:34Let me get this straight
00:41:35This dullard
00:41:36Attacks me earlier
00:41:37And now
00:41:38I gotta be locked in a car with him
00:41:40For six hours
00:41:41How can this day get any better?
00:41:46Your cheap-ass booked a room
00:41:47With only one bed?
00:41:50Ugh, this is common
00:41:51Hey
00:41:57I was using them
00:41:59Yeah, well
00:42:00Someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed
00:42:01So I gotta build a pillow of order
00:42:03They're called fashion briefs
00:42:05You classless dullard
00:42:07Stop calling me a duck
00:42:08What?
00:42:11Just go to bed, man
00:42:12Okay, look
00:42:20Clearly you're angry at me
00:42:22Or you wouldn't have hurt Angie like that
00:42:23So why don't you just tell me what's going on
00:42:25Because we've been traveling all day
00:42:27I got a match in the morning
00:42:27And I want to get some sleep
00:42:28I saw you and Angie in the shower together
00:42:31After your last match
00:42:32Wait, that's why you're mad?
00:42:35We made a pact, man
00:42:36No one dates Angie until the tournament's over
00:42:39You hurt Angie to get back at me
00:42:41You ungrateful snake
00:42:46You only slept with her
00:42:47Because you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass
00:42:48I've loved Angie since we were kids
00:43:00You wouldn't know anything about that
00:43:02Oh, God
00:43:06I wouldn't know what love is
00:43:08Your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around
00:43:11I'm gonna kill you
00:43:14I hate you
00:43:19Police, open up
00:43:21Police, open up
00:43:25Hey, officer
00:43:29You two alright in there?
00:43:32Yeah
00:43:32We're both great
00:43:33We're doing good
00:43:34Oh, it's just that I got a call for some sort of
00:43:37Domestic situation
00:43:39Yeah, we're both straight guys
00:43:42So, you know, nothing's going on here
00:43:44He did this to me because I refused to be a little spoon officer
00:43:48What?
00:43:49What?
00:43:49I just said I needed to shower and brush my teeth
00:43:52No, that's not
00:43:53True
00:43:59This bed
00:44:04It's so uncomfortable
00:44:06Man, I can't believe I had to stay here all night
00:44:09Would you shut up, crazy guy?
00:44:15Your mind goblins aren't real
00:44:16Some of us have places to be in the morning
00:44:21Finally
00:44:29Some peace and quiet
00:44:32Rise and shine, Jack
00:44:36You're free to go
00:44:37Sleep would have been nice
00:44:43Oh
00:44:45Off to a road start for young hopeful
00:44:49Jack Hurts
00:44:50Keep your head up, Jack
00:44:54Sorry, Angie
00:45:05Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all
00:45:08Angie
00:45:20What the hell is wrong with you?
00:45:22What's wrong with me?
00:45:24I told you I cared for you
00:45:25And you go
00:45:25Fuck that idiot
00:45:27That had nothing
00:45:28To do with you
00:45:29Oh really?
00:45:32Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?
00:45:36Jack is not just some random janitor
00:45:38I've known him my whole life
00:45:40We both have
00:45:41Of course, you're just so self-centered
00:45:44You totally forgot him
00:45:46I just met the guy a few weeks ago
00:45:48Jack grew up as a homeless orphan, Paxton
00:45:50He only wants to beat you
00:45:58Because he respects you so much
00:46:00You don't even see him
00:46:01He just wants to be seen
00:46:05This is amazing, folks
00:46:15I've never seen anything like it
00:46:16I don't know if I'm some old vendetta
00:46:18He's promised
00:46:19Supernatural force
00:46:20Watered by Sheerforth and Will
00:46:22By Norman Halley Time
00:46:23This rookie gets knocked down
00:46:25He just keeps getting backed up
00:46:26It's like the universe
00:46:27Jump isn't allowing him
00:46:29To stay down
00:46:30You can do it, Jack
00:46:44You can outlast him
00:47:00I can't believe it
00:47:04Jack has won
00:47:05With that lady
00:47:06A stable zone
00:47:07Jack just won
00:47:18Sounds like you finally said
00:47:20Now, can you get back to the real reason I called?
00:47:24Yeah, yeah
00:47:24What's the real reason you called?
00:47:26Oh, there's nothing
00:47:27Just big broke in here
00:47:29And attacked me
00:47:30In my home
00:47:31What?
00:47:34He what?
00:47:34Yeah, attacked me
00:47:35In my home
00:47:37It's okay, though
00:47:37I took care of it
00:47:38Turns out all that self-defense training
00:47:39Really paid off
00:47:40Wait, what do you mean?
00:47:43Oh, I got him gagged
00:47:44And hog-tied
00:47:45On my living room floor
00:47:46Can't believe this asshole
00:47:47Was stupid enough
00:47:48To come alone
00:47:49What do you have to say
00:47:55For yourself, Buster?
00:47:57Who say?
00:47:59Then I came alone, huh?
00:48:00Yeah
00:48:00Andre Gigante
00:48:04Andre Gigante
00:48:09Takes no pleasure
00:48:10In harming the pretty lady
00:48:12Hello?
00:48:17Angie?
00:48:18Angie?
00:48:21Angie, where are you?
00:48:23I'll check upstairs
00:48:23Paxton!
00:48:31Paxton!
00:48:32What?
00:48:32What happened?
00:48:33I know
00:48:33What does it say?
00:48:36If you want Angie alive
00:48:37Come to the abandoned warehouse
00:48:38At the edge of town
00:48:39Just you two
00:48:40Alone
00:48:40Hey, Jack
00:48:44Wait up
00:48:44Don't follow me
00:48:45Dude, you're walking into a trap
00:48:47I don't care
00:48:47Angie's in trouble
00:48:48And it's my job to protect her
00:48:49It's both our jobs
00:48:50Well, if it ain't the soft brain made
00:49:00And his big bossy bottom
00:49:02Where's Angie?
00:49:03She's safe
00:49:04We're gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition
00:49:06Shall we?
00:49:07You'll be all of us
00:49:08All three of you
00:49:09We can go on your merry way
00:49:11Enlighten me
00:49:12What if we lose?
00:49:15Let's just say
00:49:16What happens in Fight Club
00:49:19Dies in Fight Club
00:49:21Get him
00:49:22You remember me?
00:49:28Nope
00:49:28I'll handle this
00:49:31Why do you always have to be so difficult?
00:49:33There
00:49:33Two for each
00:49:34Don't really have a choice in this, do I?
00:49:38I don't care
00:49:38Just stay out of my freaking way
00:49:42What's going on out there?
00:49:50Hey
00:49:50No talking
00:49:52I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now
00:49:56But if we have any chance of beating these guys
00:49:58We'll have to stick together
00:49:59Fine
00:50:00But I'm still not done with you yet
00:50:12These guys are unstoppable
00:50:22Believe it, creep
00:50:23What a team
00:50:30That fight
00:50:30No beauty
00:50:33It's too bad
00:50:37You know I know why?
00:50:39Because it's gonna be your last
00:50:40Might as well save us the effort
00:50:41Hand Angie over now
00:50:43You pissed off the two best fighters in the world
00:50:45Dude
00:50:49I had cake for lunch
00:50:50Dude, take off your shirt
00:50:51Fine
00:50:52Together
00:50:54We can't lose
00:50:56It's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat that they didn't even tie my hands
00:51:11That does give me an idea
00:51:13What are you into, huh?
00:51:17Big man like you
00:51:19Strong hands
00:51:21Thick fingers
00:51:22But you know just how to get a girl alive
00:51:25I didn't say you could speak
00:51:26Oh, come on
00:51:28Don't be a prude
00:51:30What do you like to do in bed?
00:51:32Come on
00:51:32You can tell mommy
00:51:34Why do you want to know?
00:51:35Why didn't you come over here and put me in my place?
00:51:37You know what I think?
00:51:39I think you're not man enough
00:51:40Say that again
00:51:44Let's do this, bitch
00:51:55Arizona strategy, agreed?
00:51:58Let's wear them down
00:51:59Let's get it
00:52:00Let's do this, bitch
00:52:01Let me go
00:52:02This is for some new heels
00:52:21Why don't you just give up, huh?
00:52:31Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down
00:52:34Just like my last 30 opponents
00:52:35Why don't we make them come to us?
00:52:38Hey, shitballs
00:52:39I escaped
00:52:40Thank you
00:52:51Alright, alright
00:52:53Oh
00:52:55You're not so bad either
00:52:57Come on
00:53:00I'm sober
00:53:07And I don't get it
00:53:08Does she like me or does she like you?
00:53:10Let's figure it out later, man
00:53:12We can both use some sleep
00:53:13Man
00:53:14You have no idea
00:53:15Tell me about it
00:53:16Which one of you is Vic Michelson?
00:53:25Hey, ma
00:53:26Call the tournament rules committee
00:53:28Tell them
00:53:29I got a lovely little video to show them
00:53:40You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor
00:53:46It's crazy
00:53:47I still haven't forgiven you for Arizona, you know
00:53:50We're gonna settle our beef in the final round of the tournament
00:53:53Looking forward to it
00:53:54Boys
00:53:55In my office
00:53:57Now
00:53:58I'm ruined
00:54:04Everything I've worked for
00:54:07Everything I've worked for
00:54:07No one's gonna invest in this gym now
00:54:09What are you talking about, Enzo?
00:54:11Your fight with Vic went viral
00:54:13And the committee saw it
00:54:14They're kicking you out of the tournament
00:54:16What?
00:54:19Wait, what are you talking about?
00:54:21The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me
00:54:24They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight
00:54:28I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters
00:54:31Who knew?
00:54:33So that's it?
00:54:34We're disqualified then?
00:54:35Oh, no
00:54:36Just one of you
00:54:37The other one gets to continue on to the finals
00:54:40And they said I gotta choose
00:54:42Choose?
00:54:43Wait, wait
00:54:44You're picking me, right?
00:54:46I ain't decided that yet
00:54:47Okay, no offense
00:54:48But I'm the reigning champ here
00:54:50I mean, before this
00:54:51Jack was a nobody janitor
00:54:52Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass
00:54:54Oh, my God
00:54:55Get over yourself, man
00:54:56Look, I didn't mean it like that
00:54:58But, Jack, come on
00:54:59If anyone deserves this
00:55:00Play me for it, then
00:55:01Why are you scared now, buddy?
00:55:03Oh, wait, wait, wait
00:55:03Hold on, hold on, hold on
00:55:05Oh, that's perfect
00:55:06A fight
00:55:07About a rules committee
00:55:09They think you two aren't for real rivals
00:55:11Why not give them a show, huh?
00:55:13We can even live stream it
00:55:15Bringing money for the gym
00:55:16I'm gonna start arranging the details
00:55:19You two, get ready for the fight of your lives
00:55:22You can't be serious right now
00:55:24Serious is a heart attack
00:55:26If you two don't fight
00:55:27I'm gonna lose everything I've built here
00:55:29So, for the one who comes out of the ring the winner
00:55:32Glad to have you
00:55:33But for the loser
00:55:34Sorry
00:55:35You gotta leave this gym for good
00:55:37It's the only way, Paxton
00:55:43This is just what you wanted, isn't it?
00:55:46To ruin my life?
00:55:47You know what?
00:55:48Why wait for the fight?
00:55:49Let's settle this right here, right now
00:55:50Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:55:52What is that?
00:55:53Stop!
00:55:54Angie
00:55:55We need to settle this right here
00:55:56Which one of us do you want?
00:55:59Where is this coming from?
00:56:00You know what?
00:56:00I want to know too
00:56:01Okay, you kissed him at the banquet
00:56:03And we made love in the showers at the arena
00:56:04Is this for real?
00:56:06Are we for real?
00:56:07If you have to ask
00:56:09You are still a big, dumb idiot
00:56:11And you are too
00:56:13This drama isn't about me
00:56:15And it never was
00:56:17The two of you need to figure out
00:56:19Whatever this is between you
00:56:21Otherwise, I don't want anything to do
00:56:22With either of you
00:56:30Two childhood rivals
00:56:39In a fight
00:56:40Ten years in the making
00:56:43In one corner
00:56:44A golden boy champ
00:56:46With a God-given mandate of heaven
00:56:49Inches away from the title
00:56:51He was born to claim
00:56:53Versus
00:56:54Trash-born rookie underdog
00:56:56Whose sole dream is to steal his thunder
00:57:00This is one for the history books
00:57:03Man, you're going to want to watch this
00:57:05You are going to watch this live
00:57:07You know
00:57:12There was this homeless orphan kid
00:57:14I found living in an alley
00:57:16Behind my school growing up
00:57:18He always wanted to hang out with me
00:57:20For some reason
00:57:21It really got under my skin
00:57:23He wasn't afraid of me
00:57:25He had nothing to lose
00:57:26I don't remember it, huh?
00:57:28Look, man
00:57:33Let's go out there
00:57:35And give that crowd a real good show
00:57:37We'll exchange some blows
00:57:39Spit out some blood
00:57:40Make things real dramatic
00:57:43And in the second half
00:57:44You throw the match
00:57:46What?
00:57:48I need you to throw it, man
00:57:50I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title
00:57:52I mean, all my parents' investments
00:57:53All my best years
00:57:54You'd be for nothing
00:57:55If I get disqualified
00:57:56That's it, man
00:57:57Come on, help me out here
00:57:58No, no
00:57:59I'm not going to do that
00:58:00I'm not throwing the fight
00:58:01Dude, you don't even want this
00:58:03You haven't worked half as hard for half
00:58:05Yet I'm better
00:58:05I'm better
00:58:06And I'm going to prove today
00:58:07That I'm better, too
00:58:08You want to beat me in a fight?
00:58:10Fine
00:58:11We'll have that fight
00:58:12Some other day
00:58:13In some other arena
00:58:14But today is do or die
00:58:16There are people watching out there, man
00:58:18Today means something
00:58:18You don't understand, man
00:58:20That's exactly why I need to do it
00:58:22To prove that I can
00:58:23Wow
00:58:25After everything we've been through
00:58:27You still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:58:31Why?
00:58:32Before I hated you
00:58:33All I ever wanted was to be your friend
00:58:35You just always made me feel like
00:58:37I deserved to be alone
00:58:38And now I'm going to make sure
00:58:42You know how it feels
00:58:42I'm going to beat you
00:58:45Boys, what are you still doing back here?
00:58:47That fight's about to start
00:58:49Maybe you do deserve to be alone
00:59:12I'm going to fucking kill him
00:59:14I want a clean fight
00:59:18Why don't you tell that to Paxton?
00:59:19He's the one prone to cheap shots
00:59:21Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
00:59:23Ain't that what you told Angie?
00:59:24All right, all right
00:59:25And
00:59:26Fight!
00:59:37Wow
00:59:38That's a lot of yours
00:59:39I thought you weren't going to come
00:59:41Couldn't bring myself to miss it
00:59:43You better give up now
00:59:55It's all going to get worse from here
00:59:57Hey, I told you two I want a clean fight
01:00:07Hey, I'm watching you two
01:00:14I'm okay
01:00:15I'm okay
01:00:16He's never going to give up, is he?
01:00:24He needs this too damn badly
01:00:25He only wants to beat you so badly
01:00:27Because he respects you
01:00:28He just wants to be seen
01:00:30Do I need to win that badly?
01:00:33Here, take this whistle
01:00:39I need you to keep an eye on the fight
01:00:41What are you doing?
01:00:42Leaving?
01:00:42Some asshole's posting an illegal gambling site in a chat
01:00:46And I think I know who
01:00:47So?
01:00:48So I'm going to call Paxton's old man
01:00:50I'm going to find out who's taking my money
01:00:52Stay here and announce the fight
01:00:55Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start
01:01:00Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment
01:01:05But anything could change as the fight has only just begun
01:01:08He's fucking guys, huh?
01:01:10I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin
01:01:12Or the jerk who insulted me
01:01:14It don't matter, mama, okay?
01:01:15All the money comes to the family
01:01:16And you know what they say?
01:01:18The house always wins
01:01:20I should have known you two chuckle fucks were related
01:01:25Enzo!
01:01:27Enzo!
01:01:28What are you doing in our house?
01:01:30I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen
01:01:33If anybody should be making money off of them
01:01:35It's me!
01:01:36Why isn't he blocking?
01:01:53It's like he's giving up
01:01:54Something just happened
01:02:00Paxton is down
01:02:02He seems injured
01:02:02What the hell, Paxton?
01:02:15Why don't you block me?
01:02:17I'm throwing, stupid
01:02:18You need this more than I do
01:02:19Will you get up, you asshole?
01:02:21You can't even let me have my win for real
01:02:22Dude, this is for real, man
01:02:24I just don't want it anymore
01:02:26Alright?
01:02:26It's cool
01:02:27Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself
01:02:29And make it look good
01:02:30My ankle
01:02:37I'm done
01:02:38My ankle
01:02:39What are you doing?
01:02:40Get up
01:02:41I can beat your ass some other day
01:02:42I'm going to prove that I'm better than you
01:02:44Even at losing
01:02:45What?
01:02:46Oh, God
01:02:47Oh, God
01:02:49I'm done
01:02:49I lost
01:02:50Oh, my stomach
01:02:52Oh, no
01:02:53Jack's the winner
01:02:54No
01:02:55I lost
01:02:56You win
01:02:57I'm money, man
01:02:58Taxi won
01:02:59No, I'm definitely, definitely the loser
01:03:01It's a draw
01:03:05That was amazing
01:03:19What the hell was that?
01:03:22I don't even know
01:03:23I guess we
01:03:25Who cares?
01:03:26Good news
01:03:29The gym
01:03:31Is rich again
01:03:32Vick's parents
01:03:35They agreed to invest
01:03:36You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring
01:03:39Dad
01:03:40Don't do that
01:03:42Just send them to jail
01:03:43What are you?
01:03:45It's money
01:03:45Okay
01:03:46While you guys figure that out
01:03:50I mean
01:03:51What about us?
01:03:52You said you can't sponsor us anymore
01:03:54Not as individual fighters
01:03:56But
01:03:56You made us so much money
01:03:59I was thinking
01:04:01What do you think if I sponsor you as a team?
01:04:03A team?
01:04:05Yeah
01:04:06At the international tag team fighting tournament
01:04:09What's seven more continents, right?
01:04:11So long as this oak agrees
01:04:13What do you say, Jackie boy?
01:04:16Great form, Becca
01:04:27Thanks, Angie
01:04:28I had a great teacher
01:04:29Alright
01:04:30That is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week
01:04:34I will see you all next week
01:04:36When we learn how handy a high heel can be when used as a weapon
01:04:39Hey, teacher white
01:04:45Hey
01:04:46How's class going?
01:04:50Really great
01:04:51Cool
01:04:52Speaking of
01:04:53Looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies
01:04:56Let him have his fun
01:04:58Hey, what are you all just standing around for?
01:05:02The world championship fighters tonight
01:05:04Come on, let's go
01:05:05Dude
01:05:18Can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:05:22Come on
01:05:22We still gotta win, man
01:05:23Dude
01:05:24Has there ever been a doubt?
01:05:26Come on
01:05:27Speaking of doubts
01:05:29How are you feeling about the briefs?
01:05:31Come on
01:05:31I don't know, man
01:05:34I still don't like them, but
01:05:35They protect the little guys
01:05:37They protect the little guys
01:05:38I get it
01:05:38I get it
01:05:39Man
01:05:44I'm really glad we're friends, man
01:05:47Me too
01:05:48Ready yourselves for the main event, folks
01:05:51Live from Madison Square Garden
01:05:53This is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament World Championship Finals
01:06:00You ready?
01:06:02I was born ready
01:06:03Let's go
01:06:05Ladies and gentlemen
01:06:06You know them
01:06:07You love them
01:06:08Give it up for your Jack Janitor and Golden Boy
01:06:13Jack Hurts and Baxton Whitlock
01:06:16Woo!
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